what are you a snob about?

[oats]

being a snob is not a bad thing imo. just means that you have particular, refined tastes about something that you're not willing to compromise. everyone should be snobbish about some things. just not be a hipster dick about it if people don't share in your snobbery.

for me:
coffee and literature. I won't drink drip coffee or standard starbucks brands anymore. just can't do it. I'll tolerate a french press, but I prefer a moka pot. I like kona coffee best (pref peaberry, medium to dark roast), but I really dig s. american coffee (mostly dark). I don't like the lighter bodied, citrusy shit. Most African coffee is too acidic for my tastes

for fiction, def a snob. I don't read Dean Koontz/Dan Brown/etc. I can get down with some Michael Crichton, but that's because I read him as a kid and it stuck - I don't like his writing much at all, more so his imagination. probably lowest brow writing I'll read is a Chuck Palahniuk caliber, but I tend to prefer the Salman Rushdies and William Boyds of the world, just such a brilliant attention to craft.

in a site so packed with opinion, surely there are more snobs about one thing or another?

[Certain]

I'm definitely a book snob because books take too long to read crap. I try not to judge those who do, but it's tough.

Most other things that I like I have weaned myself off being a snob with, though. And I like way too much music and beer and food and art and liquor to be called a snob about them.

[Drunken Master]

Beer snob
Culture snob
And I'm pretty shallow

[PancakeBrah]

Magic

[Split]

cars

[Certain]

I forgot TV. I won't even start a show if it didn't get good reviews from one of The AV Club, Grantland or Alan Sepinwall.

[PancakeBrah]

Andy Greenwald is the worst. Horrible. So hate.

Horrible.

Sepinwall is my dude though.

[Witty]

I don't really care enough about what other people do to be a snob about anything, but seeing the books some people read or the television shows they watch does make me cringe at times.

[oats]

Split what do you drive?

[Split]

@Split (http://netcees.co/member.php?u=622) what do you drive?

1.8T Jetta. I also have a '74 Porsche. Bought a WRX STi roller like last year, which is my current project car.

Probably gonna get a motorcycle soon.

[Certain]

Andy Greenwald is the worst. Horrible. So hate.

Horrible.

Sepinwall is my dude though.

Grantland is clearly third among that group. My favorite TV writer is Donna Bowman.

[PancakeBrah]

Female. Writer.

Lol

What does she write about, the view and weeds?

[Certain]

Female. Writer.

Lol

What does she write about, the view and weeds?

She covered Breaking Bad and How I Met Your Mother for The AV Club.

[PancakeBrah]

That organisation needs to re assess its talent allocation

[Mike Wrecka]

I am a topical text opponent snob


I will only show if you are a good writer


prolly no showing the ten line tourney

[ill nik-A]

Sneakers

[anime_boners]

anime - I hate the vast majority of newer anime, despite my otaku / weeab boarding persona, I only care for a handful of series that I consider good.


fighting games - I'm multi-faceted in snobhood about fighting games lol..
1)pls don't try to tell my that the ufc/boxing/wrestling sims are "fighting games". they aren't.

2) don't tell me you're 'good' at [game] if all you've done is beat your immediate group of friends/family and/or you grew up playing sf2 on a sega/super nintendo at home.

3) I play a few of the newer gen fighting games, but still feel they're shitty and cater to scrubby bull shit.


and shoes/clothes - more so incredibly picky, than snobby. like if you wanna wear jordan flights and fubu and whatever that I wouldn't be caught dead in, be my guest I wouldn't judge.. I just am very particular in what I wear.

[PancakeBrah]

Swhy i no showed you in the wcl Mike Wreckage

I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR HOLLOW ACCOMPLISHMENT

[Split]

I am a topical text opponent snob


I will only show if you are a good writer


prolly no showing the ten line tourney
YDK

[Plot]

Im feeling Witty here.
I cringe at people..

Loving Harry Potter movies, the books were dope the movies terrible.
Cringing at girls at work talking about twight/revenge.. makes me hurt inside.

I actually lend them GOT, BB coz I got the discs.

Everyone here than that is not aware or 2000ad has had a suffered life.
I read that comic during its brilliance and still love it. Also American comix.
But 2000ad owns all.

[wasim]

Technology and movies.

[Diode]

do you have a dictionary?

start from the beginning.

obv diode joke is obv

[Diode]

Technology and movies.

Bags

[Split]

do you have a dictionary?

start from the beginning.

obv diode joke is obv

lmao

that's a great one-liner



buy iracing u fuck

[Mike Wrecka]

Swhy i no showed you in the wcl Mike Wreckage

I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR HOLLOW ACCOMPLISHMENT

obv you would have lost is obv



you took the cowards way out



my personal opinion of you came into focus that day

[PancakeBrah]

Lol

HI IM MIKE WRECKA AKA MIKE RECKA. KILLER MIKE. KILLING MIKES. DEAD. RUNNING AUDIO TOURNAMENTS. SUCCESSFULLY RUNNING THINGS. SEVENTEEN NO SHOWS. LOVE AUDIO. MAKING SOUNDS. RECORDING THEM. IM STARTING UP OUR SECOND AUDIO TOURNEY. SO FAR GOT 3 1/2 SIGN UPS. AUDIO=FUTURE. USED TO TEXT. TEXT IS LAME. MASTERED IT. BORING NOW. QUITTING LEAGUES BECAUSE PANCAKE. FORMING OPINIONS VIA MESSAGE BOARD. HAVE EVERYONE PEGGED. VERY INSIGHTFUL. READING PEOPLE. PANCAKE NO SHOWED. HE WAS AN ORPHAN. DEAS MAN CHANGED AVATAR; RECENTLY GOT CANCER. DIODE LIKES D12; MISSES HIS MOM. BAGS IS POSTING AGAIN. HIS DAUGHTER CALLED HIM A NAME. VERITAS MAKING A/B STORIES. HE IS A GEMINI. HAVE NOTES ON EVERYONE. MAKING AUDIO WITH NOTES

[Drunken Master]

Lol

HI IM MIKE WRECKA AKA MIKE RECKA. KILLER MIKE. KILLING MIKES. DEAD. RUNNING AUDIO TOURNAMENTS. SUCCESSFULLY RUNNING THINGS. SEVENTEEN NO SHOWS. LOVE AUDIO. MAKING SOUNDS. RECORDING THEM. IM STARTING UP OUR SECOND AUDIO TOURNEY. SO FAR GOT 3 1/2 SIGN UPS. AUDIO=FUTURE. USED TO TEXT. TEXT IS LAME. MASTERED IT. BORING NOW. QUITTING LEAGUES BECAUSE PANCAKE. FORMING OPINIONS VIA MESSAGE BOARD. HAVE EVERYONE PEGGED. VERY INSIGHTFUL. READING PEOPLE. PANCAKE NO SHOWED. HE WAS AN ORPHAN. DEAS MAN CHANGED AVATAR; RECENTLY GOT CANCER. DIODE LIKES D12; MISSES HIS MOM. BAGS IS POSTING AGAIN. HIS DAUGHTER CALLED HIM A NAME. VERITAS MAKING A/B STORIES. HE IS A GEMINI. HAVE NOTES ON EVERYONE. MAKING AUDIO WITH NOTES



[/Thread]

[Sharp]

it used to be music

then I became self aware and turned into a music snob snob

now I actively feel nothing for so much music

[Certain]

it used to be music

then I became self aware and turned into a music snob snob

now I actively feel nothing for so much music

Charles Mingus' corpse will wreck you.

[PancakeBrah]

big baby

[Mike Wrecka]

Lol

HI IM MIKE WRECKA AKA MIKE RECKA. KILLER MIKE. KILLING MIKES. DEAD. RUNNING AUDIO TOURNAMENTS. SUCCESSFULLY RUNNING THINGS. SEVENTEEN NO SHOWS. LOVE AUDIO. MAKING SOUNDS. RECORDING THEM. IM STARTING UP OUR SECOND AUDIO TOURNEY. SO FAR GOT 3 1/2 SIGN UPS. AUDIO=FUTURE. USED TO TEXT. TEXT IS LAME. MASTERED IT. BORING NOW. QUITTING LEAGUES BECAUSE PANCAKE. FORMING OPINIONS VIA MESSAGE BOARD. HAVE EVERYONE PEGGED. VERY INSIGHTFUL. READING PEOPLE. PANCAKE NO SHOWED. HE WAS AN ORPHAN. DEAS MAN CHANGED AVATAR; RECENTLY GOT CANCER. DIODE LIKES D12; MISSES HIS MOM. BAGS IS POSTING AGAIN. HIS DAUGHTER CALLED HIM A NAME. VERITAS MAKING A/B STORIES. HE IS A GEMINI. HAVE NOTES ON EVERYONE. MAKING AUDIO WITH NOTES



repped

[Sharp]

Charles Mingus' corpse will wreck you.

I'd like to think mingus would be okay with my existence. but we probably wouldn't be friends

[PancakeBrah]

CopyPat

[PancakeBrah]

oats

[PancakeBrah]

Bags

[Witty]

El Pancake

[Diode]

Niggers

[Hush]

1.8T Jetta. I also have a '74 Porsche. Bought a WRX STi roller like last year, which is my current project car.

Probably gonna get a motorcycle soon.

Nice

Where do u get ur main income from

[Greed]

Music. Only my opinion matters.

Edit: to be more specific, im like the comic book guy in the simpsons with it.

[TYSON]

White people

[MKG]

Sports, hate discussing it with people who don't know wtf they're talking about

[Ghost1]

Bags

Haha. True story

Wasim da god on point.


No1 for music tho? Or r we just taken that as granted since we r supposedly a music site

I kno pancake be mad weird about his folk songs

I tend to be mega hipster about hiphop to the point where i intentionaly wont talk to other people about who i like to listen to or whats in the whip unless they indicate to me somehow that they are on the same wavelength.....otherwise ill just listen to whatever whoever is playing an not acknowledge it.

I condescend to nearly every person i come in contact with......i dont think this is what u were meaning with op tho

Diode should have a grocery list itt lmao

[Ghost1]

Edit just saw diode dictionary comment lol

Too perfect lmao

[big baby]

lmao

HI IM BAGS. IM CONDESCENDING DONT EVEN REd what you say TO
THE POINT IM I. A CAR AND IM LIKE IM CONDESCENDING. I'm bags. TOUGH, BEARD. PATRONIZING HIPSTER BEARD YOI KNOW ME BAGS. BAGS. WHAT YOU DAY? DICTIONARY WORD LOL DIODE WORD SUPPOSEDLY MUSIC SITE. BAGS. HI IM BAGS EO ARE YOU LOL IDC IM BAGS IM CONDESCENDING CAUSE HIP HOP MOGUL. DONT LISTEN TO YOU LOL. PANCAKE FOLK SONGS SO LAME. BAGS. BAGATRON. BAGGADACHIO. THE BAGNATIC. WAR PLUGS GO UP WHEN UOU TALK ABOUT RAP. IM THE RAP GURU I HAVE RAP GEAR AN RAP DICTIONARY LOL RAP. BAGS. LISTEN TO RAP WHILE COOKING FOOD ON LOW. ALREADY HEARD THIS SONG. HEARD OT A YEAR AGO. BAGATRON. HEY EANNA LOSTEN TO MUSIC JK I HATE YOU. DONT VEN KNOW UOU. LETs GO IN THIS IMAGINARY CAR I MADE UP FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAKE STORY. LOL NOT EVEN LISTENING TO U. COOLER. COOL BAGS. BAGATRONIC. DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK TO UOU. put the volume up. BAGS. HEARD THAT. *changes station* HEARD THIS TOO. HIPSTER. BAGS. HEARD THE SONG YOURE HUMMING. CONDESCENDING.

[big baby]

El Pancake

[Split]

Nice

Where do u get ur main income from

worked a shitty supermarket job til two years ago, bought a Dodge Stealth & traded it for the STi. Bought the Porsche for $3,000 from a neighbor w/ gunked fuel lines and a trash engine.

jokes on him, that vintage is worth upwards of $20K now

[sral]

Music, honestly.

I don't fuck with a great deal.

[Certain]

To be clear, there's a big difference between being a snob and being close-minded.

[Fart]

definitely a music snob

[Ghost1]

lmao

HI IM BAGS. IM CONDESCENDING DONT EVEN REd what you say TO
THE POINT IM I. A CAR AND IM LIKE IM CONDESCENDING. I'm bags. TOUGH, BEARD. PATRONIZING HIPSTER BEARD YOI KNOW ME BAGS. BAGS. WHAT YOU DAY? DICTIONARY WORD LOL DIODE WORD SUPPOSEDLY MUSIC SITE. BAGS. HI IM BAGS EO ARE YOU LOL IDC IM BAGS IM CONDESCENDING CAUSE HIP HOP MOGUL. DONT LISTEN TO YOU LOL. PANCAKE FOLK SONGS SO LAME. BAGS. BAGATRON. BAGGADACHIO. THE BAGNATIC. WAR PLUGS GO UP WHEN UOU TALK ABOUT RAP. IM THE RAP GURU I HAVE RAP GEAR AN RAP DICTIONARY LOL RAP. BAGS. LISTEN TO RAP WHILE COOKING FOOD ON LOW. ALREADY HEARD THIS SONG. HEARD OT A YEAR AGO. BAGATRON. HEY EANNA LOSTEN TO MUSIC JK I HATE YOU. DONT VEN KNOW UOU. LETs GO IN THIS IMAGINARY CAR I MADE UP FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAKE STORY. LOL NOT EVEN LISTENING TO U. COOLER. COOL BAGS. BAGATRONIC. DONT EVEN WANT TO TALK TO UOU. put the volume up. BAGS. HEARD THAT. *changes station* HEARD THIS TOO. HIPSTER. BAGS. HEARD THE SONG YOURE HUMMING. CONDESCENDING.

Loooooool way gone

[Hush]

worked a shitty supermarket job til two years ago, bought a Dodge Stealth & traded it for the STi. Bought the Porsche for $3,000 from a neighbor w/ gunked fuel lines and a trash engine.

jokes on him, that vintage is worth upwards of $20K now

Salute

Live to see other young brown nuggas getting it

[Sharp]

Did someone just call split brown

[Certain]

Did someone just call split brown

Don't ruin this for him.

[Badweather]

I'm a snob about girls with chipped polish on their nails. Gtfoh, you know?

[Witty]

Salute

Live to see other young brown nuggas getting it

I think you're thinking of fig.

[Diode]

Did someone just call split brown

[Certain]

Don't ruin this for him.

[Certain]

Split just got accepted to Harvard for grad school on full scholarship thanks to this new discovery.

[Split]

Im very partially Argentinian

close enough

[dull boy]

Zen

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/ktnSd16.jpg

this joke is meta in many ways

(quick and dirty)

[YDK]

YDK

Lmao are you saying I only compete against good writers

[oats]

lol Split does have a Ginobli vibe going on in that pic though.


I'm somewhat of a hip-hop snob irl, mostly because I don't come across as someone who listens to as much rap/hip-hop as I do, and I rarely encounter people who are likewise. So I do the Bags move and just nod my head and turn around when the time comes unless they drop a hint that they know what they're talking about. But on my fake life on NC, not so much, I tend to soak up what other people say about music more than try to assert my opinions.

[oats]

Figurative

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/ktnSd16.jpg

this joke is meta in many ways

(quick and dirty)

I'm pretty sure that's Sharp Nine.

[Split]

@splart nate

[Diode]

I'm pretty sure that's Sharp Nine.

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[PancakeBrah]

I'm a snob about national burrito chains.

Whenever somone says Moes/Qdoba/Pancheros (is that national?) is > Chipotle I chortle.

[Certain]

I'm a snob about national burrito chains.

Whenever somone says Moes/Qdoba/Pancheros (is that national?) is > Chipotle I chortle.

Testify.

My reaction is much more aggressive, though.

[Split]

Chipotle is godly. Haven't tried Moes. Fucka Qdoba not even a real word

[big baby]

ima snob bout killing mustachia

[oats]

Diode top 3 things you are most snobbish about?

[Split]

^cooking meat, fighting techniques, and being natty

[YDK]

I'm snobbish about doing percs...they're all mine. Don't touch em

At work I'm a snob for doing shit correctly (banking)

[oats]

the meat part is predictable. As for his jiujitsu, I feel safe assuming he is a top-game oriented practitioner, his build suggests he doesn't have the hip flexibility to be too dangerous from the guard against people of similar technique. I'd say he probably looks for sweeps more than subs. I'd guess his top subs would be arm triangles, arm bars, and any type of windpipe choke. Diode to verify?

as for his dapper fashion, I feel like there's something else he's more snobbish about than that.

[PancakeBrah]

Diode's most snobbish about other snobs. He's the best snob. He looks down on anyone else trying to snob.

Dude would interrupt a Kitchen Nightmares episode to correct Gordon Ramsey on the correct way to cross grill a flank steak without thinking twice.

"ACTUALLY, Gordon, you use the PanSearer 2000 with Paprika. Dumbass."

[big baby]

damn ep... #bars

[PancakeBrah]

Paradigm

[oats]

cuz everyone that's a snob, nose they'll be on the receiving end of one of those
Paradigm

[Paradigm]

?

[Ghost1]

I am a humor snob also

It p8sses me off when people think theyre funny.....an they clearly are not


Not on here tho.....on here i expect a 85% fail ratio.....im refering more so to the real world of life

[MKG]

Instagram moms make mad tbh.

They take pics of their kids like omg he's/she's my world

But don't see them fri/sun cuz they're out sucking dick

[Ghost1]

Hey hey woah


Those dicks rnt gonna suck themselves?

[MKG]

Valid point

[YDK]

If they did women would become 33.33333% less useful

[Split]

I am a humor snob also

It p8sses me off when people think theyre funny.....an they clearly are not


Not on here tho.....on here i expect a 85% fail ratio.....im refering more so to the real world of life

word. it's not hard to tell when nobody is enjoying your sad attempts at humor, I'll never get why people press the issue


same with shitty storytellers

[Ghost1]

Yes!!

I mean......i always wonder to myself......are u really THAT oblivious??

An they r always abrasive about it......like its every1 else fault that theyre a faggit.

WHATS A MATTA UNDON GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR?

Fuck u cocksocker.

[YDK]

Yes!!

I mean......i always wonder to myself......are u really THAT oblivious??

An they r always abrasive about it......like its every1 else fault that theyre a faggit.

WHATS A MATTA UNDON GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR?

Fuck u cocksocker.

Bags...give me a few of your accomps so I feel more talented

[MKG]

People who are overconfident too.

I got this fat friend and we ere at Vegas and there was a decent chick and a fat chick

Dancing so I look at him and nod over to the thots. He nods in agreement

Walks straight up to the good looking friend and gets an Instant denial

KNOW YOUR ROLE.

[Ghost1]

Bags...give me a few of your accomps so I feel more talented

Which one do u like?

[YDK]

People who are overconfident too.

I got this fat friend and we ere at Vegas and there was a decent chick and a fat chick

Dancing so I look at him and nod over to the thots. He nods in agreement

Walks straight up to the good looking friend and gets an Instant denial

KNOW YOUR ROLE.

Lmao

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/qLZ8VVp.png

[YDK]

Which one do u like?

Legendary scripts looks nice...it has the word legend in it

[Ghost1]

U have to talk w @veritas about that 1....tbC

[YDK]

U have to talk w @veritas about that 1....tbC

Well....any of the fight nights work too...I like fights am I like night time...wats better than fights at night right?

[big baby]

Well....any of the fight nights work too...I like fights am I like night time...wats better than fights at night right?

lol meganegged

[Ghost1]

Youtube of u hitting one of ur kids an then u can have fight Night LXI

[YDK]

Youtube of u hitting one of ur kids an then u can have fight Night LXI

I ain't putting shit on YouTube for child services ta come fuck wit me lmao
But I'll choke slam my son as soon as he get home from school tomorrow

You don't need to give me any accomps, the choke slams for fun

[YDK]

lol meganegged

You lol'd
You can't lol AND neg, obvy my post did wat I intended.
Dumb humor is still humor

[Certain]

YDK, I'll give you AOWL Season 3 if you don't ever write a car metaphor verse about a dandelion again.

[YDK]

YDK, I'll give you AOWL Season 3 if you don't ever write a car metaphor verse about a dandelion again.

That's hard to live up to but....deal

[oats]

This took off much more than I expected. Aero Only The Greats

[StarFaggot]

Lol let us know how Foria goes

[Sharp]

http://i.imgur.com/ktnSd16.jpg

this joke is meta in many ways

(quick and dirty)

aero?

[Diode]

aero?

you are now a minority

go forth and be blackcake 2.0

[Sharp]

Hush was right all along

You've given me a new lease on life diode

[Diode]

the meat part is predictable. As for his jiujitsu, I feel safe assuming he is a top-game oriented practitioner, his build suggests he doesn't have the hip flexibility to be too dangerous from the guard against people of similar technique. I'd say he probably looks for sweeps more than subs. I'd guess his top subs would be arm triangles, arm bars, and any type of windpipe choke. Diode to verify?

as for his dapper fashion, I feel like there's something else he's more snobbish about than that.

i'm an extremely defensive player since i've spent the past 3 years in a club that's all black and brown belts. we have two purples and three blues, including me.

[Diode]

but yes - cross chokes, papercutters, and armbrahs all day.. though the past month everyone's been all about dat leg game so i've been working on my straight ankle lock and toe holds because .. as you said .. i lack the general flexibility for more kneebar transitions.

[PancakeBrah]

armbrahs

[PancakeBrah]

That's my cousin, Armbrah.

I should go back to PancakeBrah

[~RustyGunZ~]

everything