Who has the most glorious flow on NC

[NYCSPITZ]

Who possesses the most beauty locks on this site. The demographics here are 75% white 15% black 10% other so I know there has to be some good hair out here. Sorry for people like Aero who can only grow afros. Lots of Women like bald men so I suggest you go for that look. dead man prolly has good hair. oats has dece flow but no curls so we can't put him in the top 4. Split Eight Nigma. I saw the most beautiful flow on a lad today. Oddly I was looking into a mirror and the most gorgeous seductive black fibers were flowing toward adonis shoulders in abundance. Here is a rough list of flow champions...

Top Flow:

1.NYC (just utterly sickening flow)
2.nigma/split eight (hockey flow)
3.zygote (some south americans have dirty flow)
4.dead man (just types like his flow is sickening)
5.oatmeal(Dirty Hawaiian locks)
6.pancake(prob has dece flow if he lets it grow
7.bags (outstanding flow to beard aesthetics)
8.Knucklehead(beautiful auburn flow)
9.Rawn Macdon (dope curls, beard and death stare flow)

[PancakeBrah]

I'm top 3.

Hair grows from buzzcut, to jewfro. To flowing locks of brown stuff. Swag levels increase, impregnating is possible. summer jam screen.

[NYCSPITZ]

So u devolve into jewfro then blossom magnificent flow? Interesting evolution...

My flow tends to morph from a buzzcut into a superior Justin Beiber where locks begin curling and swirling all over the side of my dome and drop-dead gorgeous curls emerge from the side of my neck to spread out and soar like peacock feathers. As the flow grows, the hypnotic swirls grow more pronounced all over my head and curls all over flow upwards, some small locks flow downwards, while other larger locks on the top of my head maintain an overall spherical shape but create patterns like the rising tide of the oceans...

[oats]

I know nobody on here is fucking with my beard though.

[Atomic]

are u mentally retarded, how was i not #1 LMAO

[NYCSPITZ]

^^ Pardon me, oats? What half gook half cracker do you know with red hairs in his Viking like beard??? Red hairs that fleetingly and radiantly glint gold in the sunlight??? You see, my beard has 3 types of color. Auburn, Pure death black, and very minute amounts of blonde. It curls and my moustache provides an beautiful Mexican rapist-esque contrast to the beard. Only few men can handle it...

Atomic, ur maine flow is pretty godly but it's hard to ursurp the king

[Split]

cut my hair for winter, grow the flo for summer for no real reason

2edgy

[Atomic]

gonna need pic proof, i have plenty to share

my flow is unmatched the god cannot be tested

[Fart]

pics. ice never had my hair long ever. except when i was 2, i had the gnar mullet

[~RustyGunZ~]

don't have any pics from last years flowfest

it starts now though, the hockey gods will envy me by no shave november

[Meth]

When I was in 6th grade, the black kids called my hair the "Afro in training"

[oats]

If there's a way to upload pics from my phone I'll end the beard debate right now. My students call me Mr. Thor.

[NYCSPITZ]

yeah but be kind to your girl nigga u cant eat a woman out with a thor beard

[Fart]

When I was in 6th grade, the black kids called my hair the "Afro in training"

lmfao

[Fart]

im seriously contemplating bringing the mullet back next summer.

[oats]

yeah but be kind to your girl nigga u cant eat a woman out with a thor beard

Exact opposite brother man. This beard be commanding clit.

[Geno]

All I know is this. My shapeup game = semi retarded. Beard is flawless

And my flow game is superb when I focuss on it. Bang!

[NYCSPITZ]

that'sw it stop cutting your hair. I'm posting flow pics in November w/ seth

[Wise Wiggles]

list is wrong

[Flow]

75% white 15% black 10% other


....

Did you just pull those statistics right out your ass?

[ill nik-A]

I pioneered the shit faggots

[NYCSPITZ]

flo real this will be the last time i acknowledge your existence so read attentively...

hop off my dick you lame faggot

[Flow]

Hop of mine you aids ridden anal bleeding fuck stick. Your comments are as wanted as fucking cancer. I hope you die being raped by a pack of retarded lamas

[Chalk]

Hollywood has the best flow

IOW me

[Lars]

I know nobody on here is fucking with my beard though.

I SAID YO

[Darth Yoda]

its not the beard on the outside it's the beard on the inside.


i vote oats as best flow

[anime_boners]

do I really have to post a hair out pic and ether this thread?

[Inno]

My harden will be glorious.