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oats
08-26-2014, 11:52 AM
It's THC infused coconut oil for boning, gets you high while you fuck and supposedly gives you 15 minute orgasms. I'll let you guys know how it is, I'm pretty stoked.

Diode
08-26-2014, 11:54 AM
is that the one for women to put on their vag?

read an article on vice about it.

oats
08-26-2014, 11:55 AM
Yup. Thinking about spraying it straight into my butt also. Pseudo suppository status.

Malachi
08-26-2014, 01:25 PM
Gone . 15 mins tho, that's intense

Mike Wrecka
08-26-2014, 01:46 PM
This seems like a terrible idea tbh

Witty
08-26-2014, 02:24 PM
a 15 minute orgasm?

No no no...too long oats.

Witty
08-26-2014, 02:25 PM
This sounds incredible tho...did not know such a thing was in existence.

Fart
08-26-2014, 05:09 PM
i dont want a 15 minute orgasm
for the ladies tho...

Strikta
08-26-2014, 05:19 PM
I'll take a 15 minute orgasm.

Diode
08-26-2014, 05:23 PM
I'll take a 15 minute orgasm.

stick your dick in a glory hole, maybe dude will have some foria for you

Strikta
08-26-2014, 05:26 PM
Got a feeling u'd give just about anything to be on the other side, bud.

Diode
08-26-2014, 05:40 PM
Got a feeling u'd give just about anything to be on the other side, bud.

in which strikta fantasized about diode blowing him

you a squiggly dude

anime_boners
08-26-2014, 06:36 PM
k we discuss something more important than glory holes

which is how and where I can procure this magical artifact OP

Strikta
08-26-2014, 06:37 PM
in which strikta fantasized about diode blowing him

you a squiggly dude

Pussy nigga u the one who can't get off my nuts to save ur life.

Reassess urself, faggotbox.

Badweather
08-26-2014, 06:48 PM
sounds ridiculous to me.

regular ol' sex has worked perfectly fine for thousands of years. i'm old fashioned.

Diode
08-26-2014, 10:08 PM
Pussy nigga u the one who can't get off my nuts to save ur life.

Reassess urself, faggotbox.

swallow a nut up and shut the fuck up

pillow bitin ass meth addict

stop sucking dick for rocks

Dagel
08-26-2014, 10:09 PM
Fifteen minutes? You're gonna shit, piss, vomit and cum in that time frame.

uh-oh
08-26-2014, 10:13 PM
YO

this is amazing and i would have to turn it to EVIL USES

could you imagine bagging some religious broad or just some blind weirdo who still thinks weed is bad in 2014, just smothering your dick in this secretly and fucking her

even if the 15 minute orgasm isnt real, just the fact she got high off the DICK THO

and she doesnt know its weed. just a dicking

she'd probably think you were a wizard and be your slave for life

uh-oh
08-26-2014, 10:16 PM
also anyone who thought he meant the 15 minute orgasm was for a dude is a weirdo

what are you picturing just cumming like a whole bathtub of jizz nonstop

i don't fucking ORGASM

I DROP LOADS

SPURT SPURT spurt AND IM OUT

MKG
08-26-2014, 10:21 PM
also anyone who thought he meant the 15 minute orgasm was for a dude is a weirdo

what are you picturing just cumming like a whole bathtub of jizz nonstop

i don't fucking ORGASM

I DROP LOADS

SPURT SPURT spurt AND IM OUT

oats
08-26-2014, 10:23 PM
Lol thank you for clarifying, uh-oh. Yes the prolonged orgasm is for her, but both parties end up baked.

Anime boners, google foria. You gotta have a medical marijuana license though, took a few days to clear before I could order it.

Objective
08-26-2014, 11:17 PM
Article: http://www.vice.com/read/i-got-my-pussy-stoned-with-weed-lube-909

Third paragraph after the third picture she starts to talk about her experiences with it if anyone is interested.

Certain
08-26-2014, 11:23 PM
What I got from this thread: oats sprays his butt with 15-minute male orgasms.

oats
08-26-2014, 11:41 PM
What I got from this thread: oats sprays his butt with 15-minute male orgasms.

that's pretty much it, yeah. hard to get fiber out here, don't judge me.

Diode
08-26-2014, 11:45 PM
Also oats is not in korea.

Certain
08-26-2014, 11:45 PM
Also oats is not in korea.

Since when?

oats
08-26-2014, 11:47 PM
Also oats is not in korea.

how much you wanna bet

Certain
08-26-2014, 11:50 PM
Could this be the day Diode cops to being wrong?

oats
08-26-2014, 11:53 PM
don't do it diode.

Diode
08-27-2014, 12:28 AM
If you used your CA MMJ card to buy it, have it shipped to LA, then sent to Korea via both US and SK Customs you are an insane person.

oats
08-27-2014, 12:38 AM
OR AM I

YDK
08-27-2014, 03:09 AM
15 mins of orgasm is terrifying to think of...I mean, after the first minute your gonna be regretting the whore you fuckin...14 mins later? You gonna be crying begging it to stop "its too fuckin sensitive!"
Lmao no thank you ill keep my retard face at then 10 second maximum no longer

YDK
08-27-2014, 03:13 AM
OR AM I

Lmao with the netcees on the comp.

Do me a favor oats, stick your head out the window an snap a pic of wat it looks like there. I imagine dirt streets straw and stick shacks an whores that look like they got the shit beat out of with a ten year old Crayola box.
Please prove me right