Karpnados [VS] Name Pending [Name Pending WINS]

[Paradigm]

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Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due TUESDAY,
September 2nd 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due MONDAY, Sept 1st 2014
Voting ends SATURDAY September 6th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION AS A TEAM throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 20 lines
Max. = 40 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

First to 7, Win by 2, 5-0=KO
1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in ISmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.


EACH TEAM NEEDS TWO VOTING LINKS COMBINED. WE WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST ROUND AND VOTING WILL END AT THE END VOTING DATE. VOTES WILL BE DOCKED FOR EACH LINK MISSING AND A WINNER DECIDED.

[Destroyer]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
I'm back at it, bring ya personals, but child jokes give em' a rest
Karp I've sonned you TWICE - but you're still the only kid I'd neglect
Para picked u as favorite? everything I've read from y'all is fuckin dull
but u can call it the Kar Sho, cuz me n sound are leaving treadmarks on ur busted skulls
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
Karp, u go for a swim every time u put on some clothes
this nigga's New Jersey has fuckin fourteen... electoral votes
y'all think u got this shit in the bag, but des is here to say... not yet
Karp Hopi win, & that's also what he calls his latest Native American conquest
Sho, u been hot lately, but this where u get finished dude
ironic how u think Mur king, cuz that's exactly what we're bringing u
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak
& it's true, I sell phones, but look at this hopeless creature
it's pretty obvious by his copius body art that Sho biz pizza
u want the title though... but like ur name the truth is u can't have it
cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots

[murda sho]

No swaying Des, cuz once the lines are read this guy is dead
Ironic he could never make a name for himself so he used mine instead
Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
You’re barely decent and it’s a true fact, your sway threads are too wack
Your whole text career is more accident by Design & Jilil’s wordplay proved that
We get bitches & wins, don't believe these cowards came with writtens
For the Gold our eyes are on the prize... while ur chicks look like Power Rangers villains
Plus you and bags aint been the same, you’re still old and average as shit
But I do admit, I’ve been seeing Bags change too & their attached to ya hip
He's skating by the comp alone, but it won't hardly win with this team
U haven't seen such a bad 2 1 since u threw that party in the 60's
I bet you have respect for Rup now and you shed some lame tears
2014 was insane huh, I mean you had to sell 2 cribs in the same year
The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise
Fuck Sound, that dude is a dweeb can't even prove for his team
So if he gives Des ten he's childish, & will die quicker than the group & his seed


Zip Em Up!!

[BROKE LESNAR]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet - lotb
Para picked u as favorite? everything I've read from y'all is fuckin dull
but u can call it the Kar Sho, cuz me n sound are leaving treadmarks on ur busted skulls
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
Karp, u go for a swim every time u put on some clothes
this nigga's New Jersey has fuckin fourteen... electoral votes - lmao
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak
u want the title though... but like ur name the truth is u can't have it
cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots




No swaying Des, cuz once the lines are read this guy is dead
Ironic he could never make a name for himself so he used mine instead - lotb
Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts - lotb
Plus you and bags aint been the same, you're still old and average as shit
But I do admit, I've been seeing Bags change too & their attached to ya hip
We get bitches & wins, don't believe these cowards came with writtens
For the Gold our eyes are on the prize... while ur chicks look like Power Rangers villains - lmao

I have this 6-4 karpnados. They were pretty consistent. Even tho I only quoted 4 of Name Pending, they were essentially all haymakers. That Power Ranger shit was roflz. The 2 lotbs were raw and really nice. I enjoyed karpnados lotb bc it was just as good as the NP's team name diss. I thought the electoral votes line was terrific. If I canceled out the lotbs and the lmao's and go on consistency it would be 4-2 karpnados so that's what I'm going to base my vote on.

v-karpnados

[Sho Money EMG]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
-- lol nice
I'm back at it, bring ya personals, but child jokes give em' a rest
Karp I've sonned you TWICE - but you're still the only kid I'd neglect
-- okay a bit simple tho
Para picked u as favorite? everything I've read from y'all is fuckin dull
but u can call it the Kar Sho, cuz me n sound are leaving treadmarks on ur busted skulls
-- cool
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
-- nice
Karp, u go for a swim every time u put on some clothes
this nigga's New Jersey has fuckin fourteen... electoral votes
-- lol, wording coulda been alil better
y'all think u got this shit in the bag, but des is here to say... not yet
Karp Hopi win, & that's also what he calls his latest Native American conquest
-- nice
Sho, u been hot lately, but this where u get finished dude
ironic how u think Mur king, cuz that's exactly what we're bringing u
-- noooo, forced
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak
-- meh, cool concept.. Bad execution
& it's true, I sell phones, but look at this hopeless creature
it's pretty obvious by his copius body art that Sho biz pizza
-- okay
u want the title though... but like ur name the truth is u can't have it
cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots
-- lol nice closer


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No swaying Des, cuz once the lines are read this guy is dead
Ironic he could never make a name for himself so he used mine instead
-- lol sick
Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
--- woo dope
You’re barely decent and it’s a true fact, your sway threads are too wack
Your whole text career is more accident by Design & Jilil’s wordplay proved that
-- alright
We get bitches & wins, don't believe these cowards came with writtens
For the Gold our eyes are on the prize... while ur chicks look like Power Rangers villains
-- lol alright
Plus you and bags aint been the same, you’re still old and average as shit
But I do admit, I’ve been seeing Bags change too & their attached to ya hip
--- woooooo lotb
He's skating by the comp alone, but it won't hardly win with this team
U haven't seen such a bad 2 1 since u threw that party in the 60's
-- okay
I bet you have respect for Rup now and you shed some lame tears
2014 was insane huh, I mean you had to sell 2 cribs in the same year
-- lol nice
The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
-- dope shit
Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise
-- lol ill
Fuck Sound, that dude is a dweeb can't even prove for his team
So if he gives Des ten he's childish, & will die quicker than the group & his seed
-- cool closer

Zip Em Up!!

Zip em up is right...

Des just didn't come as hard as he usually does.. Clearly to me murdas team got this

Vote - name pending

[Allen Knight]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
Karp, u go for a swim every time u put on some clothes
this nigga's New Jersey has fuckin fourteen... electoral votes
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak


vs


No swaying Des, cuz once the lines are read this guy is dead
Ironic he could never make a name for himself so he used mine instead
Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
I bet you have respect for Rup now and you shed some lame tears
2014 was insane huh, I mean you had to sell 2 cribs in the same year
The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise


V/name, this was a dope an close battle honestly had to read acouple of times, but i think NP pulled this off they were harsher tbh an the 2 cribs line was a dope personal an lotb, karpnado jen lawrence leak line was dope too, good read but name won imo. props yah'll.

[Kin]

Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
-ok


Karp I've sonned you TWICE - but you're still the only kid I'd neglect
-Fire


& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
-Dope

ironic how u think Mur king, cuz that's exactly what we're bringing u
-nice

cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots
ending was solid..

mostly all nice barz...a couple filler joints here an there...but pretty hard!


But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
-straight

U haven't seen such a bad 2 1 since u threw that party in the 60's
lil' forced...but still really liked thiz for some reason...haha

Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!! whoaaaa

Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise
---ooooohhhhshiiiiitt

Fuck Sound, that dude is a dweeb can't even prove for his team
So if he gives Des ten he's childish, & will die quicker than the group & his seed
----ahhhh! maaaaan

aight this was pretty solid too.... gotta say tho' those last few bars were some no mercy shit...
If those wont in there I wouldn't consider this close at all...I'd give it to other team...but those were some pretty heavy personals..

I'ma go wit' it like this...Karnados was consistent wit it...some nice punches
name pending was a lil' more all over the place wit' strong an weak parts...but Some personal Raw hitting bars at the end...by far the hardest in the whole battle....Now if they threw a couple of those in near the top or middle I'd say it'd be an easy win....But the ending is really the only part that had me siding with them...

for the consistency I'm rollin' wit ...

Vote-Karpnados

[jilti]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
I'm back at it, bring ya personals, but child jokes give em' a rest
Karp I've sonned you TWICE - but you're still the only kid I'd neglect
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak
u want the title though... but like ur name the truth is u can't have it
cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots


Vs


Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise
Fuck Sound, that dude is a dweeb can't even prove for his team
So if he gives Des ten he's childish, & will die quicker than the group & his seed


conclusion: other bars were cool from both teams, these were just the best ones.
Karpnados had a couple dope team nameplays,while Name Pending had a brutal last few bars that hit hard.
that Kar Sho/busted skull bar had so much potential but ended up being the worst line in the whole battle, but i gotta go with the verse i enjoyed reading more from a consistency standpoint..

mvgt Karpnados

[RudeBoy]

Name pending, shotokan, New Jersey, Jennifer

Vs.

Opener, karp it, 2 cribs, ultra sound, sound dip

This was a good ass battle both came with some heat but I got np by a quote real close thou could go either way

V/Np

[Paradigm]

3-3

first to go up by 2 wins.

[Paradigm]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
Predictable this is like some setupish
I'm back at it, bring ya personals, but child jokes give em' a rest
Karp I've sonned you TWICE - but you're still the only kid I'd neglect
lol ironic.... nah miss
Para picked u as favorite? everything I've read from y'all is fuckin dull
but u can call it the Kar Sho, cuz me n sound are leaving treadmarks on ur busted skulls
miss
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
lol nice
Karp, u go for a swim every time u put on some clothes
this nigga's New Jersey has fuckin fourteen... electoral votes
this couldve been dope with a better connection to electoral votes and setup otherwise its a semi miss
y'all think u got this shit in the bag, but des is here to say... not yet
Karp Hopi win, & that's also what he calls his latest Native American conquest
lol coo could use better wording still cool though
Sho, u been hot lately, but this where u get finished dude
ironic how u think Mur king, cuz that's exactly what we're bringing u
played
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak
nice current event
& it's true, I sell phones, but look at this hopeless creature
it's pretty obvious by his copius body art that Sho biz pizza
miss
u want the title though... but like ur name the truth is u can't have it
cuz NP is exactly what I said when I saw that we were facing u wack faggots
weak, miss

No swaying Des, cuz once the lines are read this guy is dead
Ironic he could never make a name for himself so he used mine instead
played concept, its relevence made this a semi miss instead of complete miss
Well what's the best name then? Some teams don't cut it cause they suck
But if y'all think Karp it then i'll leave it stained with their muthafuckin guts
ending sucked, miss
You’re barely decent and it’s a true fact, your sway threads are too wack
Your whole text career is more accident by Design & Jilil’s wordplay proved that
LOL, cool
We get bitches & wins, don't believe these cowards came with writtens
For the Gold our eyes are on the prize... while ur chicks look like Power Rangers villains
lols but miss
Plus you and bags aint been the same, you’re still old and average as shit
But I do admit, I’ve been seeing Bags change too & their attached to ya hip
miss
He's skating by the comp alone, but it won't hardly win with this team
U haven't seen such a bad 2 1 since u threw that party in the 60's
i dont get this edit: was explained to me, this is a miss lol
I bet you have respect for Rup now and you shed some lame tears
2014 was insane huh, I mean you had to sell 2 cribs in the same year
ether
The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid
ether
Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise
ehhh miss
Fuck Sound, that dude is a dweeb can't even prove for his team
So if he gives Des ten he's childish, & will die quicker than the group & his seed
feelign the concept but didnt execute it that well. also redundant

both had misses. some were pretty bad as well not what i expected for a semi final. des had two i was really feeling and name pending had those two ether personal punches that outweighed anything des threw. accident by design was cool as well. pretty close battle. respect to des for going at it alone he almost had it here but name pending edged it in the end for me.

Vote - Name Pending

[Paradigm]

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Orc King Karaoke

[Orc]

you two are beginners at best, who don't post an iminent threat
Name Pending... because neither of you have a top tier identity yet
I smoke crazy strains, this shit gets me blitzed in a hurry
& u will see what Shotokan when des brings the fists with the fury
y'all think u got this shit in the bag, but des is here to say... not yet
Karp Hopi win, & that's also what he calls his latest Native American conquest
I know u think ur on top, but I'm here to say ur horrid, geek
I'm pulling u right off of that cloud like a Jennifer Lawrence leak

v

You’re barely decent and it’s a true fact, your sway threads are too wack
Your whole text career is more accident by Design & Jilil’s wordplay proved that
I bet you have respect for Rup now and you shed some lame tears
2014 was insane huh, I mean you had to sell 2 cribs in the same year

The best's on the grid, so here's a warning for u pests talkin shit
Everything we drop's ultra Sound like the last time Des saw his kid

Ya wife miscarried Des and I really wish it was something to praise
Now we all know why Sound dipped on ya, there was nothing to raise

sho wins by a little due to the bolded bars which were the lotb

[Paradigm]

Name Pending wins 5-3.