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[Batty]

Soooooooooo, The Chief seems to have finally pissed off admin @ work over the snarky emails. Today the big boss issued a ban on movie quotes in emails.

way leaned.

below is one of the 8 different emails we got when a 110 pound juvenile black bear was spotted in our area....

To All,

Wildlife officials have advised the bear may have left the area. The last confirmed sighting I have is late last night in the vicinity of Queen City Truck stop. I am told he may return at some point. Based upon that I do have one concern. -Bear induced tourism.

From the emails, calls, and yes Facebook postings I see some thought it wise to seek out the Bear and take photos. If he does return and should your phone survive the encounter I will try to post the pictures for you.

Please remember: All our lives have purpose. Even if it is only to serve as a warning to others.

In the midst of this I was told around mid-day yesterday that our 11111 system was down briefly . That’s to the guys in IT service has been restored. –Thanks guys.



“Just because we serve you doesn’t mean we like you” –The film “Clerks”



I could superplex this baby bear off the top of a moving car.

Now for the true test for Chief.... will he continue emailing and including snarky movie quotes and dry british humour?

we shall see.


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[Strikta]

What in the fuck?

Lol

[Witty]

Lmao I wish I worked where you work.

[Ghost1]

Loooooool

So wait


Who exactly is "the chief"

I guess i had just assumed he was a part of upper management.......if im understanding OP he is not that at all lmao

What precisely is his job title at ur office?

[Batty]

He is chief of security. Which I'm guessing in his mind means more than it does in others.

Same with the bear, he was talking like the bear was Kuma from Tekken.

I gotta find a pic of the bear and post it, that shit looked like a Chicago cub.

[Strikta]

Sleep on that bear if u want to.. that thing will fuckin ruin u.

[veritas]

Lmao I wish I worked where you work.

no...you dont

[Ghost1]

Pics r a necessity at this point.



Lmao@chief of security emailing company wide tho........our security dont even have email access i dont think? Lol

[veritas]

Batty and I have often thought about writing a book about the hospital we work at. It is thiscantbelive 24/7.

Yesterday Batty and I were chilling in the "coffee cave" at the school and all of a sudden one of the adolescents and the direct care supervisor get into it....the direct care supervisor starts egging the patient on! talm bout "you aint gonna do nothing, you aint gonna do nothing".

I had to put my hands on the supervisor, and he still didnt get the message and stayed there and kept egging him on....AFTER THE KID HAD EQUIPPED AKIMBO PENCILS AND WAS TRYING TO STAB DUKE.

blah man.

Batty to confirm.

[veritas]

Pics r a necessity at this point.



Lmao@chief of security emailing company wide tho........our security dont even have email access i dont think? Lol

a pic of chief or the bear?

I would evenflow ddt that bear through a table.

[Ghost1]

LOL

I was referring to the bear

But now feel the chiefs pic also should be included for maximum lulz potential to be reached.

[veritas]

I got a pic of him, but I won't post it.....batty could prolly tell you what he looks like.

[Ghost1]

Wat a dick tease

[Witty]

yeah I feel we need either a pic or a Batty drawing of Chief.

[veritas]

Wat a dick tease

shut up Anthony. Your mother hates you.

edit: nvm my bad. sorry.

[Ghost1]

Lol. Shame on u.



Will settle for sketch artwork of chief by batty da god tho most def.

[veritas]

antny you stay violating though...by asking for artwork when you won't even accept the art made by Batty FOR YOU. FOR YOUR HOME. FOR YOU.

YOU ARE PUNISHING HIS HEART. YOU ARE PUNISHING HIS LIFE.


SO SHAME ON YOU MAN! SHAME ON YOU SIR.


EDIT: nvm, my bad man sorry.

[Meth]

I know I was gone for a while

But who is batty

And do said person and V know each other IRL

Verification necessary

[veritas]

I know I was gone for a while

But who is batty

And do said person and V know each other IRL

Verification necessary

oh not this again. dear God man.


Masaii 2 thread

[Witty]

I know I was gone for a while

But who is batty

And do said person and V know each other IRL

Verification necessary

wtf Meth.

[Meth]

I am afraid.

[Witty]

no...you dont

Just saw this, mother fucker don't tell me what I don't.

I'll eat your fucking face.

Love you V, hope you are having a good day :)

[Witty]

FUCK YOU TAG MAKER.
Bags IF THIS WAS YOU AGAIN I PROMISE I AM FINDING YOU.

[Ghost1]

Not me.

Wat can i say? Its a popular tag.

[Witty]

FUCK YOU.

[Witty]

lmao dead at the remix tho.

[Ghost1]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/145/4/d/rage_faces_by_shishywonka-d3h8gcz.png

[Batty]

Meth -yes me & V do work together. We have for about 4 years now. The Chief is new tho, he only been here about 3 or 4 weeks but that wigger done dropped like 25 mass emails of snark.

Bags -bro I will draw the chief licking the baby black bear's pink thing and then let God judge me for it. Also might draw bags and pancake wrestling from V's story if I can get pic of pancake tbc.

Also gotta do one of Rawn in jail maybe.

Whats good to Witty & Strik my nigs

[Witty]

lol it's even funnier now I know he's new.

lmao

[Ghost1]

Ojhhhhhhh shit

Bags vs cake?!?!

Dope!
El Pancake to post pic....so i dont have to rummage the site for it

[veritas]

they need boners bro. no homo.

[Batty]

they need boners bro. no homo.

Rage boners ain't homo. check.

[PancakeBrah]

It's picture time!? My most recent one that I have online.

http://i.imgur.com/1fkVUjF.jpg

Batty

[veritas]

Rage boners ain't homo. check.

Give Dan a pink thing? Make him one of those wolf men you sent me.

no homo.