If u were to off urself..

[Strikta]

How exactly would u do it??

Eat a bullet, hanging, OD, slit wrists, drown/suffocate..

What would be ur preferred method if u were committing suicide?

Don't wanna hear "oh I wouldn't ever do it to begin w/, I love life blahzay blah"

Say u had no choice.

[Masaii]

You wanna talk about something?

[Strikta]

No thanks.

[sral]

OD after snorting lines off a black hookers thigh like a BAWSE

[Strikta]

That's likely how I'd go too.

[ill nik-A]

Yup

[Hush]

160 down the freeway til someone cuts in my lane

[Strikta]

Very interesting way to do it.. going out w/ a rush.

I need to stop drinking this JW Black tbh. I'm gone.

[Hush]

U my nigga Strik


Stay grounded


At least ur not Masaii

[uh-oh]

shotgun. irreversible. instantaneous. exploded melon. no chances of coming back.

but it would be terrifying. i've delved into the darkness of suicide about as thoroughly as one can short of attempting it. my intelligence level won't allow it.

but the worst part would have to be the build up, sitting there with the shotgun attempting to get your brain to move your arms and place the shotgun into your mouth and then going through with pulling the trigger. would be terrifying

so in a perfect world i would get so drunk i couldnt remember anything, and while in this blackout drunk i would hire a sniper assassin to take me out when i don't know its coming.

but word

those are both ideas i don't have the balls for

so instead i eat pizza rolls and smoke cigs in the longest slowest suicide attempt of all time

POSITIVE ENERGY

[Plot]

I'd rip my head off.
Put one hand under my chin and the other placed at the back under my ear, and just rip it off.

[Tom Sparks]

Jump out of a plane at 20'000 feet, go into cardiac arrest before I even hit that ground

Never feel a thing

[uh-oh]

i think over everything tho, the ocean would be the worst death of all time

like imagine jumping off a cruise ship in the dead of night in the calm ocean

watching the cruise ship get farther away, and your just in the pitch black with no moon just the stars, the silence of it, since its calm the waves dont even sound much more than a little swish now and then

i would be terrified. just thinking of sharks and anything swimming beneath me even tho there might not be anything for miles

i think i would just swim down as far as possible and then take a deep breath

but swimming down would be TERRIFYING cuz its pitch black and you can't see anything and at any moment something can come bite your leg off like you are a guppy in a tank of piranha

the ocean is terrifying

[Tom Sparks]

I love sharks, love the ocean

But that would be one of the most terrifying experiences.. U'd probably die from dehydration before anything would "eat" u.. A shark might take a lil bite but let u go cuz u prolly taste like ash n hooker sweat and just bleed out

[Masaii]

U my nigga Strik


Stay grounded


At least ur not Masaii

yeah you could have a full time job and a future, thatd be horrible.

buy a scratchie i hear that helps things when youre living at home and late 20's

[Hush]

You do know I live better than u right? Like srsly

[Diode]

boy who cried 13.50 get this rep

[veritas]

i think over everything tho, the ocean would be the worst death of all time

like imagine jumping off a cruise ship in the dead of night in the calm ocean

watching the cruise ship get farther away, and your just in the pitch black with no moon just the stars, the silence of it, since its calm the waves dont even sound much more than a little swish now and then

i would be terrified. just thinking of sharks and anything swimming beneath me even tho there might not be anything for miles

i think i would just swim down as far as possible and then take a deep breath

but swimming down would be TERRIFYING cuz its pitch black and you can't see anything and at any moment something can come bite your leg off like you are a guppy in a tank of piranha

the ocean is terrifying

[Inno]

Die in my sleep.

Or sky diving accident. Splat! Awesome

[Clayray]

Go on rampage until cops had no choice but to shoot me down.

I'd want people to know who I am, because I'm a self centered ass.

[Split]

rent a Ferrari & race it full speed down the highway with no seat belt on

[Ghost1]

This thread is dark even for nc.

[Witty]

Shotgun to the face.

If not weapon, either OD or jump off a tall building.

[big baby]

prob just not drink bb formula

[Objective]

I'd jump in front of a train. Those shits go fast as hell and will leave you in a cloud of meat. No pain, no nothing, it just rips you apart so fast not even your clothes can hold you together. It's egocentric as fuck cuz you'll traumatize some people, but ye, that's the most surefire way of going without feeling any pain unless you miscalculate your jump and hit the side of the train instead, lol.

[dead man]

i think lars pretty much covered it

[YDK]

Coke an percs whilst fuckin a bad bitch.
Like Richard prior said, come an go at the same time

[Certain]

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

[Objective]

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

[Certain]

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

OK, then make it 50 stories.

[Objective]

OK, then make it 50 stories.

People have survived falls from airplanes yo, you can only reach a certain speed due to air resistance. The only sure way to kill yourself is to dive head-first into the pavement. And a lot of people have regret jumping the second they've taken the leap. Imagine that, going 20-50 stories and regretting your decision, shiiiieeeet. A train just rips your whole existence apart at once, no time regretting shit.

[PancakeBrah]

lol @ responses

"I'd kill myself with a painless drug while getting a blowjob from 3 pornstars while on shrooms while winning the lottery tbh"

[Split]

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.



"Farley partied for four straight days, smoked crack and snorted heroin with a call girl, then took her back to his apartment. When they argued about money, she got up to leave. He tried to follow but collapsed on the living room floor, struggling to breathe. His final words were 'Don't leave me.' She took pictures of him, stole his watch, wrote a note saying she'd had a lot of fun, and left. He died alone."

[YDK]

Lol everybody shits themself when they die so that point is irrelevant
drugs an sex is a good way to go.
Either that or getting sniped in front of a bunch of old people

[anime_boners]

jump off a building, lined with low grade explosives. that way I explode when I hit the ground and everyone thinks I was a robot.

[Badweather]

i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope.


"hold ya head chris"

[dyedinthewool]

I'd go to Switzerland, enjoy it's winter and then say goodbye

[Masaii]

boy who cried 13.50 get this rep

was i

[Lucos]

i'd make a video saying mossad captured and trained me, then i'd suicide bomb the russian embassy and start a 50 year war

[sral]

LOL @ certain committing suicide via a tall story, ironically

[theMuzzl3]

I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for evil big baby

[sral]

lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

[theMuzzl3]

i suppose u could also take enough pills to OD, and as you feel you may fade out of consciousness, shotgun yourself in the head and fall off of a tall building. That would be hard to pull off though... man on building with shotgun = police get called.

[theMuzzl3]

lmao how you meant to have been drinking and rolling hard enough to wanna do this, in a desert, then somehow get a shotgun in your mouth whilst hanging from a noose and pull the trigger while simultaneously kicking the chair youre supported from and being a completely insecure beta faggot that cant cope with the realities of life?

the trick is to drink and take pills slowly through out the day, as the noose and chair are already set up... then, take a buncha pills with a buncha booze, before they come into effect... get up on the chair with the shotgun (maybe not a chair, something that can fall over fairly easily), and as you feel yourself passing out, pull the trigger as you kick away your foot support. Its really not that complicated. I dunno how you manage to flame a straight up true answer.

[uh-oh]

a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

[Split]

If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

[big baby]

If you're using a gun, aim for the spinal column at the base of your head

People have DEFINITELY survived self-inflicted shotgun blasts.


This is fucked up haha.

my shotgun committed suicide by tryin to shoot me.

[Clayray]

Listen to DJ drops by muzzle until ears bleed and it causes brain damage thats irreversible, family then pulls plug

[Objective]

a shotgun to the head will not leave you alive you guys are dumb

you would be left with a flap of skin on the top of your neck at best

Depends on the shotty my man. Some kid in a nearby town survived a shotgun to the head. The skin got severely fucked up, and bits and pieces of skeleton shot off, but dude didn't die. Dude was full of fucking adrenaline and ended up crawling to the hallway, got the fucking door open and crawled out on the street as he regret his decision right after he pulled the trigger and someone called an ambulance. (Typical for a lot of people to regret after they've done it, survivors that have jumped from the Golden Gate bridge have said they regretted it mid-air.) Anyways, he got help and they managed to save the fucker, hid head is rather disfigured on one side and he'll most probably never get a girlfriend again but dude survived.

[MKG]

I researched this thoroughly when I was going through great depression.

Basically, shotgun to the head could leave you alive & your family supporting your hospital bills.

OD'ing on pills will most likely cause you to vomit; and most likely cough up and roll over and not die.

Jumping off of a tall ass building might be difficult, but if its high enough, that'll probably do the trick...

but the last thing you want to do is survive and be on life support.

The best method I found is to go to the desert, take pills slowly as you drink, set up a rope thats secure to a tree and a noose that will be easy to tighten and will support your weight... don't drink yourself and pop so many pills that you can't pull it off... but get up on a chair shortly after drinking a bunch and taking a bunch of pills... before you pass out, place the shotgun in your mouth and kick the chair over as you pull the trigger.

Best case scenario is the shotgun blast kills you instantly. Next best case is you're rope was noosed right and you hang yourself while barely conscious. Next best case is you've shot yourself and you're hanging... but after all the pills and booze start to come up, you'll suffocate and drown in your own vomit as you're hanging. Worst case scenario is you fall asleep before you pull the trigger and wake up in the morning still supported by the chair... which IMO would be best case scenario, because the next day... you'd be like "why the fuck was I gonna kill myself?" -- thats my two cents.


I recommend this method for evil big baby


Negged

[uh-oh]

whoever is shooting themselves in the head with shotguns and surviving aren't doing it right

it could be the weakest shotgun ever, i dunno whats that like a 20 gauge? put it to the roof of your mouth, whole top of your head is gone

no matter what kind of shot, bird, buck, slug

you could probably fire a blank and die

they probably shot like half there face off or something had it at an angle, i dunno

[Malachi]

Can I kill myself by overrating? Like i mean non stop going to a buffet shit. The process would be slow. This or I'd simply jump off a building

[Malachi]

you could probably fire a blank and die


Goneee

[Badweather]

Goneee

There was actually an actor who shot himself in the head with a blank and died. Google it if you don't believe me.

[Allen Knight]

This thread is dark even for nc.

there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

[veritas]

there is no to dark for nc, get this negg faggot.

you suck Allen. I hope a rhinocerous gores your liver.

[uh-oh]

I just ate a soft pretzel nigga fuck you

[veritas]

eat a live wolverine if you bad though bruh.

[NYCSPITZ]

Very interesting way to do it.. going out w/ a rush.

I need to stop drinking this JW Black tbh. I'm gone.

good choice. I'm off jw red and it tasted horrible, not worth the slight down grade.

Definitely while fucking a hot brazilian hooker ODing on way too much heroine. Dick would prob go soft before I died but oh well.

[theMuzzl3]

Negged

negg'd yo family, hoe.

I'm talkin science, bitch.

https://soundcloud.com/peakindicator/science-bitch-peakindicator
MKG


you could also buy some etizolam off the internet if you still got skills (after silkroads dropped), and down 200-1000 MG... I'm sure you'd sleep to death.