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Diode
09-04-2014, 03:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnAIX7fWsdU

Clayray
09-04-2014, 03:56 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img742/3123/TO8iQC.jpg

Witty
09-04-2014, 04:04 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img742/3123/TO8iQC.jpg

Stop.

RIP.

trap
09-04-2014, 04:12 PM
A young, funny talent in her early years.
A stupid racist cunt in the middle and towards the end, with a positive in the Louis episode she was in.
RIP.

Clayray
09-04-2014, 04:34 PM
Lets all fake care about this leather sack of comedy shit

Lucos
09-04-2014, 04:40 PM
she said palestinian children deserve to die. fuck that slut rest in hell

dull boy
09-04-2014, 04:44 PM
Yeah. I didn't care much for her celebrity personality and won't shed a tear over her dying.

Certain
09-04-2014, 04:46 PM
She had one of the top five actors-playing-themselves cameos on Louie, for what it's worth. The same is true for Robin Williams, though I thought Joan Rivers' spot was funnier.

Other than that, I had no interest in her.

PancakeBrah
09-04-2014, 04:48 PM
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Diode
09-04-2014, 04:51 PM
She had one of the top five actors-playing-themselves cameos on Louie, for what it's worth. The same is true for Robin Williams, though I thought Joan Rivers' spot was funnier.

Other than that, I had no interest in her.

She, along with Phyllis Diller, Totie Fields, and others paved the way for female comediennes to work "blue" in a time when women weren't all that much thought of in comedy period - let alone with biting wit and double entendres.

The US was also one Carson pity party away from having The Tonight Show with Joan Rivers instead of having that unfunny hack Jay Leno thrust upon it.

You should watch the documentary on her.. it's currently streaming on Netflix.

Certain
09-04-2014, 04:52 PM
She, along with Phyllis Diller, Totie Fields, and others paved the way for female comediennes to work "blue" in a time when women weren't all that much thought of in comedy period - let alone with biting wit.

I am aware. But comediennes rarely are funny.

Clayray
09-04-2014, 04:52 PM
Oh..


http://imageshack.com/a/img905/499/Ep0IkE.jpg

Clayray
09-04-2014, 04:53 PM
No ones tryna be fake sad when the NFL season is back

Diode
09-04-2014, 05:02 PM
I am aware. But comediennes rarely are funny.

Everyone I listed certainly was.

Orc
09-04-2014, 05:08 PM
Hated her

PancakeBrah
09-04-2014, 05:13 PM
Everyone I listed certainly was.

That's your opinion, Diode.

Opinions are not facts.

The More You Know

Certain
09-04-2014, 05:15 PM
Everyone I listed certainly was.

Comedians : comediennes :: male rappers : female rappers

The standout women barely even would crack the top 50 all time, if we dropped pretenses. Yet when people those kinds of lists, Lauryn Hill and Queen Latifeh and MC Lyte end up in the top 30, just like Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller and Lisa Lampanelli do on comedian lists.

With acting or singing or writing, things are quite a bit more equal between the genders. But comedy and rap are almost as lopsided as sports.

Diode
09-04-2014, 05:16 PM
Comedians : comediennes :: male rappers : female rappers

The standout women barely even would crack the top 50 all time, if we dropped pretenses. Yet when people those kinds of lists, Lauryn Hill and Queen Latifeh and MC Lyte end up in the top 30, just like Joan Rivers and Phyllis Diller and Lisa Lampanelli do on comedian lists.

I don't disagree with you. I don't find many to be all that funny.

That still does not change the fact that those three were and paved the way for a female entry into a male-dominated world. If you prefer all your women to be demure housewives, so be it.

Diode
09-04-2014, 05:18 PM
That's your opinion, Diode.

Opinions are not facts.

The More You Know

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll283/Frakker_77/Frakker_77001/SpockWhat_zps0ae11867.gif

Certain
09-04-2014, 05:19 PM
I don't disagree with you. I don't find many to be all that funny.

That still does not change the fact that those three were and paved the way for a female entry into a male-dominated world. If you prefer all your women to be demure housewives, so be it.

I'm not a sexist, at least not entirely. I simply think objectively that women do not handle standup comedy as well as men. The genre was created by men and tailors itself to masculinity.

Women can be very funny. Parks and Recreation is a great example, one of the few shows ever with very funny and strong male and female characters who play off each other well. But standup comedy isn't built for them, for many of the same reasons (microphone presence being a big one) that rap isn't.

Diode
09-04-2014, 05:20 PM
I'm not a sexist, at least not entirely. I simply think objectively that women do not handle standup comedy as well as men. The genre was created by men and tailors itself to masculinity.

Women can be very funny. Parks and Recreation is a great example, one of the few shows ever with very funny and strong male and female characters who play off each other well. But standup comedy isn't built for them, for many of the same reasons (microphone presence being a big one) that rap isn't.

And none of them would have had that opportunity if it wasn't for the people that laid the road before them.

Certain
09-04-2014, 05:25 PM
Of course. But Jackie Robinson didn't deserve to be on baseball's team of the century, either.

Diode
09-04-2014, 05:29 PM
Of course. But Jackie Robinson didn't deserve to be on baseball's team of the century, either.

I think we have opposing views on the value of being a successful pioneer and/or trailblazer.

Such is life.

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 05:56 PM
i care nothing for joan rivers

i care nothing for women comics really. i'd sex iliza schleshinger up no doubt, but i can't stand listening to her speak

the only female that is consistently hilarious to me is chelsea peretti

but yea joan rivers can eat a dick who cares

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 05:58 PM
on the subject tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEqVk78EcSw

i wanna see this shit. havent seen a torrent yet tho and don't wanna buy it off itunes really.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:02 PM
I don't disagree with you. I don't find many to be all that funny.

That still does not change the fact that those three were and paved the way for a female entry into a male-dominated world. If you prefer all your women to be demure housewives, so be it.

if you dont find them funny, why would you want their way paved into the world of comedy?

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 06:07 PM
diodes just got on his politically correct face in here.

its like when people say mc lyte and them are dope rappers. its not correct on an actual level. but since they are competent and women, people make the jump to omg theyre dope tho!

all female rappers should eat a dick

all female comedians can fuck off too.

stand up wise. they can be entertaining on podcasts and tv, but word.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:08 PM
diodes just got on his politically correct face in here.

its like when people say mc lyte and them are dope rappers. its not correct on an actual level. but since they are competent and women, people make the jump to omg theyre dope tho!

all female rappers should eat a dick

all female comedians can fuck off too.

stand up wise. they can be entertaining on podcasts and tv, but word.

word. who gives a fuck if theyre female, if they suck at something they shouldn't do it, period.

Wise Wiggles
09-04-2014, 06:22 PM
Word. They should just suck dicks. This bitch Joan sucked nigger balls at life. Good riddance.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:33 PM
Word. They should just suck dicks. This bitch Joan sucked nigger balls at life. Good riddance.

if her generation spent less time on the "arts" and more time on sandwich art for their children then our generation wouldnt be so self entitled and fucked up, especially the women. they need re-educating as to their place in this world

Wise Wiggles
09-04-2014, 06:37 PM
I wonder what they're gonna do with her though? Think about it. That loud skank had so much plastic surgery! If they burn her, it pollutes the o zone. If they bury her, it pollutes earth. Need to just launch said cunt into great abyss known as space and shit..

Diode
09-04-2014, 06:40 PM
if her generation spent less time on the "arts" and more time on sandwich art for their children then our generation wouldnt be so self entitled and fucked up, especially the women. they need re-educating as to their place in this world

dear jezebel,

the above is what actual misogyny looks like.

thx,
the internet

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:42 PM
they should carve her up for organs but theyre probably toxic as well

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:44 PM
dear jezebel,

the above is what actual misogyny looks like.

thx,
the internet

take that shit to tumblr you brainwashed moron. theres been a genuine growing problem with the way children are being raised ever since women flooded the workplace. its a fact.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:46 PM
if you can name me 5 things women have invented that matter, or even 5 things they've done that are significant then i'll rescind that comment. but whatever you can name is offset by the fact that women are the backbone of the family and men are the inventors/scientists/mathematicians and always have been. if they are not raised properly then we have a growing problem

Witty
09-04-2014, 06:48 PM
take that shit to tumblr you brainwashed moron. theres been a genuine growing problem with the way children are being raised ever since women flooded the workplace. its a fact.

You are an idiot.

I might make you leave netcees.

Improve your boarding or your time here will be short.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:49 PM
You are an idiot.

I might make you leave netcees.

Improve your boarding or your time here will be short.

make me leave then fuckboy, why you following me around anyway? dont you have e-friends to be making on twitter or something

Certain
09-04-2014, 06:50 PM
Lucos is on that legitimate domestic-violence level of misogyny. Grow up.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:52 PM
Lucos is on that legitimate domestic-violence level of misogyny. Grow up.

not even. i respect women, i just think there's always been a way of doing things and its been fucked up over the last 30 years or so, and the effects are noticeable. we have kids running around with blades in schools because their parents arent around any more, grown men who cant even read etc. when we try and change natures way we inevitably lose our humanity

Witty
09-04-2014, 06:52 PM
make me leave then fuckboy, why you following me around anyway? dont you have e-friends to be making on twitter or something

he said i don't have any real friends like for real in real life, friends in life that are real.

what if i don't?

does that mean i am loser and you win?

wanna make love?

Witty
09-04-2014, 06:53 PM
Lucos is on that legitimate domestic-violence level of misogyny. Grow up.

He has definitely punched a female.

He will deny it, he will not be believed.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:53 PM
he said i don't have any real friends like for real in real life, friends in life that are real.

what if i don't?

does that mean i am loser and you win?

wanna make love?

either way into the argument with something useful or at least stop being a creepy weirdo

Witty
09-04-2014, 06:56 PM
either way into the argument with something useful or at least stop being a creepy weirdo

i think it's useful to point out that you're an idiot, and this is not an argument, this is you being an idiot.

but yo, it's ok to be an idiot, that doesn't make you a bad person or anything, you can't help it, I still want you to be here and we can be friends forever and have sleepovers and maybe sometimes kiss?

just sometimes.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:58 PM
i think it's useful to point out that you're an idiot, and this is not an argument, this is you being an idiot.

but yo, it's ok to be an idiot, that doesn't make you a bad person or anything, you can't help it, I still want you to be here and we can be friends forever and have sleepovers and maybe sometimes kiss?

just sometimes.

explain why what i said makes me an idiot? you don't think there is a problem with the way modern women are brainwashed into going against their natural, maternal instincts in favour of greed and sexual objectification?

Witty
09-04-2014, 06:59 PM
explain why what i said makes me an idiot? you don't think there is a problem with the way modern women are brainwashed into going against their natural, maternal instincts in favour of greed and sexual objectification?

I would think that was a problem if it was true.

It isn't though, so no it probably isn't a problem tbh.

I don't want to argue with you, I want you to embrace me.

You are too angry...let me love you.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 06:59 PM
correct me if i'm wrong, but is it not our job as humans to procreate and raise/protect our offspring? is that not why we're here in the first place? should that not be, first and foremost, our duty?

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:00 PM
I would think that was a problem if it was true.

It isn't though, so no it probably isn't a problem tbh.

I don't want to argue with you, I want you to embrace me.


then that makes you the idiot, and a creepy one

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:01 PM
i get your elaborate, tryhard attempt at trolling but you're failing hard

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 07:02 PM
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:06 PM
Lucos did you know prostitution is the oldest profession in the world? being a sexual object for greed is not a new thing, it is one of the oldest things humanity has done.

Also, men do exactly the same thing...why is that different?

Because you're a man?

Look at people as individuals, I know plenty of women who have raised families and been loyal wives, but if that is not what the individual wants to do, who are you to say she should? Everything is a part of nature, literally everything, so no matter who you are or what you do, you are part of nature, sexual reproduction is just part of nature, it is not all that nature is, so that argument is useless...how can something be 'against nature' when it is just another part of nature? it came from nature and is a product of nature, it may be a problem if we were under populated but we are over populated so maybe we should just let everyone live their life and not try to tell them what to do?

Masaii
09-04-2014, 07:06 PM
Who the fuck cares about her. She was the anti christ of roflz. The face of plastic surgery gone wrong. No women comedians are funny bar 1. Thread was only made cause diodes bleeding heart wanted a rep.

Meth
09-04-2014, 07:07 PM
Sarah Silverman is funny.

I think.

Idk.

I watch her on mute.

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:08 PM
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

Does the fact that they are good at something mean they HAVE to or SHOULD do it?

I am good at soccer...do I have to be a soccer player even if I don't want to?

Masaii
09-04-2014, 07:10 PM
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself
Classic roflz post. No 1 ranking ncs member posts again.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:11 PM
Lucos did you know prostitution is the oldest profession in the world? being a sexual object for greed is not a new thing, it is one of the oldest things humanity has done.

Also, men do exactly the same thing...why is that different?

Because you're a man?

Look at people as individuals, I know plenty of women who have raised families and been loyal wives, but if that is not what the individual wants to do, who are you to say she should? Everything is a part of nature, literally everything, so no matter who you are or what you do, you are part of nature, sexual reproduction is just part of nature, it is not all that nature is, so that argument is useless...how can something be 'against nature' when it is just another part of nature? it came from nature and is a product of nature, it may be a problem if we were under populated but we are over populated so maybe we should just let everyone live their life and not try to tell them what to do?

i did know that. did you know that its the oldest profession in the world because prostitutes were bred to be prostitutes, by men? the old status quo was, if she's had sex before marriage she is not worthy of being a wife/mother and therefore was shunned by men, and the only way to SURVIVE was to suck dick for cash.

i'm all for letting people live their lives, but where i draw the line is when the media are throwing ideas like feminism and polygamy into the minds of impressionable young women who, given a chance under different circumstances (ie not being brainwashed) would have found a mate and raised a family, possibly even the next albert einstein.

big baby
09-04-2014, 07:12 PM
lol head hurts reading this

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:13 PM
lucos dropping knowledge itt

just think about the fact that woman couldnt do shit.

they COULDNT DO SHIT.

therefore men>

i mean honestly yo, i love women, i am sexist but its not a hate thing, as much as a knowing your place thing. (ho)

i fumble around womanly duties with dumb hands that are too big and a brain that can only focus on one thing at a time intently.

women know how to do laundry. i just throw my clothes in with laundry soap or dish soap if i dont have any and then dry it. what is seperating? what is settings. just click the long one. put it on more dry. boom.

every time i do dishes i want to cease living immediately.

its just genetics yo. men are stronger then women. humans are evil. this means men hold women back. while being held back, women were women. they did women things, while men sharpened sticks and stabbed stuff, and eachother.

men lived forever doing everything

women lived forever being taken care of

i have a dumb ape brain. pull your pussy out ho.

when it comes to creative abilities it means everything because women dont have to be creative, EVER.

creatively figure out a way to get that stuff thats burned to the baking pan off with the cleaning supplies i foraged from family dollar.

in return i give out dick and the mental abuse involved when dealing with a person who hates themself

lol word to all of this

Meth
09-04-2014, 07:15 PM
Don't cry bb

It will be over soon




I hope

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:19 PM
i did know that. did you know that its the oldest profession in the world because prostitutes were bred to be prostitutes, by men? the old status quo was, if she's had sex before marriage she is not worthy of being a wife/mother and therefore was shunned by men, and the only way to SURVIVE was to suck dick for cash.

i'm all for letting people live their lives, but where i draw the line is when the media are throwing ideas like feminism and polygamy into the minds of impressionable young women who, given a chance under different circumstances (ie not being brainwashed) would have found a mate and raised a family, possibly even the next albert einstein.

Or they could possible have raised the next Adolf Hitler...again, your argument has a lot of holes in it.

There are plenty of men who do not settle down and have families, are they also going against nature?

Who are you to decide what constitutes nature?

Men have been fucking random women forever, why shouldn't females do the same with men? they have sexual organs just like men do, if you do not believe a God put us here your argument holds no weight because otherwise there is no other reason that men should have this sexual freedom and women should not. If your only argument is that it has always been that way, that's super dumb...it has always been that way because men were oppressive and abusive, because they do happen to be naturally stronger in most cases, but the reasoning behind it was hate and jealousy, are you suggesting we hold on to hate and jealousy after we have identified it as such? That's dumb.

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:21 PM
Oh and PLEASE stfu about everyone should reproduce...do you know how fucked we would be if that happened?

We will have 9 billion people in like 50 years or some shit, we need LESS families.

big baby
09-04-2014, 07:22 PM
i know uh-oh was being funny and purely satirical but also voiced his opinions, but he has said time and time again anything that we do is considered nature, no matter what it is, because we're 'nature'

he has also said he is extremely hypocritical so there's that

Thx methy bb u adorb lil fat head ily tell bb wen over

Meth
09-04-2014, 07:22 PM
Meth and witty r family

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:24 PM
Or they could possible have raised the next Adolf Hitler...again, your argument has a lot of holes in it.

There are plenty of men who do not settle down and have families, are they also going against nature?

Who are you to decide what constitutes nature?

Men have been fucking random women forever, why shouldn't females do the same with men? they have sexual organs just like men do, if you do not believe a God put us here your argument holds no weight because otherwise there is no other reason that men should have this sexual freedom and women should not. If your only argument is that it has always been that way, that's super dumb...it has always been that way because men were oppressive and abusive, because they do happen to be naturally stronger in most cases, but the reasoning behind it was hate and jealousy, are you suggesting we hold on to hate and jealousy after we have identified it as such? That's dumb.

i dont decide nature, nature decides nature. thats why animals behave in a certain way, every time. so my argument that things should stay as they've always been, isn't invalid. you think men are naturally stronger than women, or that women have stronger maternal instincts than men for absoluely no reason? that's stupid. it's like that because thats how we're designed as a survival mechanism. to go against that is risking fucking up the entire human race's NATURAL way of living. i never said i dont believe a god put us here, something obviously did. i dont think its some guy in the sky though. my views on that would branch out a whole threads worth of other shit.

Mike Wrecka
09-04-2014, 07:26 PM
I stopped reading after page two but yeah Sarah Silverman is funny as hell with her stand up. There are a few others too


So ya. And Joan rivers was legit funny on thAt red carpet show. My wife would watch it and I was like wow she is shredding these famous people. I'm sure she had a writer but still

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:27 PM
Oh and PLEASE stfu about everyone should reproduce...do you know how fucked we would be if that happened?

We will have 9 billion people in like 50 years or some shit, we need LESS families.

if you stacked every human being on top of eachother, it wouldnt even fill up a 5th of the grand canyon. the only reason we're fucking up the planet is because we either, havent found a better source of energy than fossil fuel, or we have and someone is keeping it from us, to sell more fossil fuel. there is no shortage of resources other than fossil fuel, so who cares if we reproduced to the point where theres 50 billion of us? the only people who care are the ones who don't want to share.

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 07:29 PM
Does the fact that they are good at something mean they HAVE to or SHOULD do it?

I am good at soccer...do I have to be a soccer player even if I don't want to?

its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:31 PM
i dont decide nature, nature decides nature. thats why animals behave in a certain way, every time. so my argument that things should stay as they've always been, isn't invalid. you think men are naturally stronger than women, or that women have stronger maternal instincts than men for absoluely no reason? that's stupid. it's like that because thats how we're designed as a survival mechanism. to go against that is risking fucking up the entire human race's NATURAL way of living. i never said i dont believe a god put us here, something obviously did. i dont think its some guy in the sky though. my views on that would branch out a whole threads worth of other shit.


We are surviving better than we ever have, if you haven't noticed. I think we are doing better now than at any point in history, and nature changes btw like, evolution? animals do not behave in a certain way every time, they will instinctively do what their genetic makeup tells them to do, but that does not mean there is no other way to survive, animals learn and adapt and change how they live over many years, humans are no different, we are always changing and finding new ways to do things, and some don't work but some do, so I completely disagree that we should only do what humans in the past have done...humans are the top of the food chain because we are the best at changing, at deciding to do things differently, that is a process that will run for the entirety of humanity's lifespan.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:32 PM
its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

pretty much this. take a step back and look at the basic facts of life, and why we do what we do. and you'll understand what the fuck i'm actually saying, im not bashing women i'm saying they're losing their sanity because theyre acting in a way thats not natural for them

Meth
09-04-2014, 07:32 PM
Like foxes

big baby
09-04-2014, 07:32 PM
its not a have to or should do thing, as much as a want to do/can tolerate thing

men do things to impress/acquire women.

when women do men things, men aren't impressed with women almost doing things as well as a man.

this leads to depression, anxiety, mental disorders and homosexuals.

@veritas to thread.

good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 07:33 PM
i know uh-oh was being funny and purely satirical but also voiced his opinions, but he has said time and time again anything that we do is considered nature, no matter what it is, because we're 'nature'

he has also said he is extremely hypocritical so there's that

Thx methy bb u adorb lil fat head ily tell bb wen over

<3

but yea everything is nature.

women or anyone do whatever they do because of it.

its also natural for zebras to get eaten by lions. but if you breed one with a horse, you can ride it.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:33 PM
We are surviving better than we ever have, if you haven't noticed. I think we are doing better now than at any point in history, and nature changes btw like, evolution? animals do not behave in a certain way every time, they will instinctively do what their genetic makeup tells them to do, but that does not mean there is no other way to survive, animals learn and adapt and change how they live over many years, humans are no different, we are always changing and finding new ways to do things, and some don't work but some do, so I completely disagree that we should only do what humans in the past have done...humans are the top of the food chain because we are the best at changing, at deciding to do things differently, that is a process that will run for the entirety of humanity's lifespan.

why are we doing better than we've ever done tho? because men invented computers. flight. space travel. machinery. do you know how we managed this? because at a point in time we were raised right. by women.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:35 PM
good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

lmfao

big baby
09-04-2014, 07:37 PM
sry i didnt see u put a heart i take wut i said bak ur sexyt as FUCK uh oh i wud fuck in a milisecond uh-oh

Witty
09-04-2014, 07:37 PM
why are we doing better than we've ever done tho? because men invented computers. flight. space travel. machinery. do you know how we managed this? because at a point in time we were raised right. by women.

Many great people did not have mothers in their lives, or had abusive mothers and went on to do great things, so again, kind of a weak point.

uh-oh
09-04-2014, 07:38 PM
good, that's nature weeding out the insecure non-alphas that don't need to be bred into the genepool aka you no teeth banjo kazooie beardichio .

behavior modifications can be seen on a grand scale of just about every species through a series of geographical, and/or social implications on whatever that species may do.

woman thinking they deserve better cause theyre constantly beaten, raped, killed isn't really GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN, it means for once in the history of mankind they can actually say something without being beaten, raped, or killed. Also, being stronger than woman physically and being too fucking stupid to work a washing machine doesnt mean woman deserve to do it more than you, just means you're a moron with no teeth and a skinny ukranian aaron paul looking nigga who legit looks like he's getting breastfed by his mother while tit sucking his fiance with his build of a lesbian slendermen, who doesnt look as malnourished as her significant other whos supposedly this beacon of pinnacle masculinity.


but das just bb

women can think whatever they want while they are doing my dishes.

Lucos
09-04-2014, 07:40 PM
Many great people did not have mothers in their lives, or had abusive mothers and went on to do great things, so again, kind of a weak point.

women should beat their kids. show them who's boss. a little billy backhand never hurt nobody in the long run

Meth
09-04-2014, 07:41 PM
Only Joan rivers dying could cause a thread like this here at Nessy's

Split
09-04-2014, 11:43 PM
So much laughs had at Lucos's total incoherence

Jolly good fun, mates

Diode
09-05-2014, 01:22 AM
correct me if i'm wrong, but is it not our job as humans to procreate and raise/protect our offspring? is that not why we're here in the first place? should that not be, first and foremost, our duty?

i bet your views on homosexuality are extremely progressive, too!

sral
09-05-2014, 10:50 AM
i honestly would need like 6-7 beers to fuck her

and i dont usually fuck with beer so thats a considerable ammount yo

Diode
09-05-2014, 12:35 PM
idiot mod who edited title is an idiot.

at least certain is intelligent enough to have a discussion.

Witty
09-05-2014, 12:37 PM
People like to disrespect the dead...until it is someone they care about, and then they expect people to be respectful.

Diode
09-05-2014, 12:38 PM
People like to disrespect the dead...until it is someone they care about, and then they expect people to be respectful.

has nothing to do with respect for the dead, i don't like nerds editing my thread titles to convey a point of view i don't have.

Witty
09-05-2014, 12:42 PM
eh, it's just a title.

YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN YOUR HEART AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

Beyond
09-05-2014, 03:36 PM
Don't disagree with anything uh-oh or Lucos said. They were rough around the edges, but he general premise of what they are saying isn't far off the mark. As far as disrespecting the dead, I don't really care about what these dudes do. Doesn't phase me. This is the internet. If I didn't want to open myself up to personal attacks, I wouldn't post anything personal on here. I didn't really think they attacked my friend or anything anyway.

As far as Joan Rivers go, didn't really care for her much. Thought she robbed Annie Duke on Celebrity Apprentice and upon hearing her remarks on Palestinian civilians, makes me think she wasn't a very good person. Either way, though, I will be respectful of her and others who cared for her.

R.I.P.

Certain
09-05-2014, 03:38 PM
at least certain is intelligent enough to have a discussion.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to anyone.