View Full Version : ITT YOUNG PHILLYS ANEMIC COUSIN AN TWO HIDEOUS BITCHES I WOULDNT PUT CIGS OUT ON.....
Ghost1
07-31-2013, 06:08 PM
Roast of whatever the fuck his name is
http://www.netcees.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=43&d=1375308072
ill be back later.
Wolves, assemble.
Quentin torrentino face swag
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 06:56 PM
This young man is retarded.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 06:57 PM
JOHNNY CANTSPELL.
Pops mollies by himself while drinking Michelob Ultra.
Has the facial structure of John Leguizamo and the mustache of a grown Mexican woman.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 06:59 PM
His face is on a poster for Concussion awareness.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 07:01 PM
Spent his life savings on three wine coolers and two cigarettes.
Waits outside of gas stations waiting for minors to ask him to buy them beer.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 07:08 PM
Constantly refers to himself as the 4th Musketeer in groups of 3 people.
Has an Annual Fantasy Draft for girls he'd like to fuck with two other internet strangers.
Allen Knight
07-31-2013, 07:18 PM
Lookin like he jus got outta jail for raping a minor
He pattens his every move in life from charles manson
Does this person post here? Confused
Ghost1
07-31-2013, 07:32 PM
Of course? Lol
Lookin like hes been reading hobgoblin comics in a cage for a month.
Badweather
07-31-2013, 07:33 PM
i don't think those chicks are hideous. not even a little
Ghost1
07-31-2013, 07:39 PM
I think i kno them actually....
Badweather
07-31-2013, 07:55 PM
dolph lundgren's nephew posing with his cousins
trap.
07-31-2013, 08:04 PM
Lol @ Cake but why is this guys picture even here?
Chemical
07-31-2013, 08:08 PM
Before the pic he said something along the lines of:
Girls if you smile I'll release you by morning
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 08:27 PM
If abortion face had a baby outta his face
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 08:28 PM
Lmao that nigga has a serial killer grin and a future amber alert on each arm
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 08:30 PM
This lineup screams
"Guess which one of us had a sex change?"
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 08:32 PM
This dude has mastered the art of groping the upper tit.
Known around town as Misdemeanor Charlie.
He's a legend in his high school for being a pedophile.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:09 PM
Atrophy Jones.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:11 PM
He later got pegged that night by the young lady wearing the cutoff shirt and Dollar General dominatrix starter kit.
God Of War
07-31-2013, 09:20 PM
who is it?
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:36 PM
This dude is lame enough to roast on NC's without being a member.
The blank space underneath his MS Paint text is an emergency cry for help by those girls written in white ink.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:37 PM
Looks like the Judd Apatow version of Devil Wears Prada.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:39 PM
They are the rare case of siamese triplets. They spent their electic bill money on medical costs.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:42 PM
This photo is the result of a lost bet on hop-skotch.
He's the type of dude to call black magic every fucking time.
This dude is firmly entrenched in the Plato's Closet.
Rawn M.D.
07-31-2013, 09:44 PM
Vulgar
Ghost1
07-31-2013, 09:45 PM
Lol.pattycake goin innnnnn
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:47 PM
Phi Sigma Faggot.
Re-enacts Robert Deniro scenes in public locker rooms.
Ghost1
07-31-2013, 09:49 PM
Auditioned for tooltime in a truckstop bathroom stall
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 09:56 PM
His hair is actively trying to siphon personality from his brain to no avail.
Spends his mornings putting craiglist ads out to be friend-zoned.
This dude is Rosie O'Donnel's ideal self image.
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 09:56 PM
You look like the type of guy that makes fake facebook accounts and adds them to your main page because nobody with half a brain or an ounce of dignified selfworth would dare accomodate you in that fashion. Good day you hideous community phlegm disposal unit
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 10:01 PM
Your floor is littered with empty mint rappers and your condoms reach there expiration dates without use. You mastuerbate nightly at a vigorous pace and cant figure out why your dirty socks smell like toothpaste all the time
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:01 PM
Has four livers.
Looks like Mac Miller if he was a faggot and as untalented as Mac Miller.
Wants to Shadow box but they don't exist in his apartment.
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 10:02 PM
You once had a fire fly catching contest with your imaginary friend.....and he won
Chyeahhh!!!
07-31-2013, 10:06 PM
Your ideal night consist of a first print of gone with the wind....spinage lean pockets...and extra thin prune juice which you water down with the recycled purified water you collect from your dehumidifier which is equipped with uv technology..(im gonna need to know where you got that from by the way...not the gone with the wind reprint either)
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:08 PM
His facebook profile picture is an aardvark.
This is the first screenshot of a Bangbros cuckold video.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:10 PM
Keeps an active log of pornstars he's jerked off to, sorted by possibility of him actually fucking them. So far he is 0 for 200.
Has listened to Rubber Band Man every day of 2013.
veritas
07-31-2013, 10:25 PM
Yo gaba gaba head ass nigga.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:29 PM
Considers salsa a meal.
Has written 12 letters to Patton Oswalt only containing the word 'Fat'.
Has a poster of Dane Cook in 'Good Luck Chuck' on his bedroom's ceiling.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:30 PM
That MS Paint is literally hiding the keyboard he typed it on. Those girls are cardboard.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:31 PM
He types like that after practicing his hover hand technique.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:32 PM
Goes to strip clubs to experience swivel chairs.
Boredom
07-31-2013, 10:38 PM
is that philly?
and tbh Bags the one on the right is more attractive than that sri lanken lady boy u went on a date with the other night.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:17 PM
This is what the White Jihad looks like.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:17 PM
Looks like an extra for Piranha 3D.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:39 PM
This dude buys his clothes at Menards.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:40 PM
Has the potential to someday talk on the walkie-talkie in his construction career.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:40 PM
Listens to underground rap like A$AP Rocky and looks down at his friends.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:53 PM
Future protagonist for a SciFi channel shark movie.
Joe Metts
07-31-2013, 11:53 PM
Puts frozen dinners on a plate and instagrams his cooking skills.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:53 PM
Has no legs.
He is scientifically classified as a squid.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:55 PM
The evolutionary form of Ashy Larry.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 11:56 PM
Does not understand the word harem nor does he need to.
Pent uP
07-31-2013, 11:57 PM
im so pissed that the pic isnt showing for me...
veritas
08-01-2013, 12:03 AM
douchekid looking like a power ranger jr.
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