Round 2: Objective vs. ill nik-A {ill nik-A wins}

[God Of War]

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This Round Consists Of your ability to write stories.
Stories have been a part of hip hop and writing since time began
your goal? out write your opponent!


max lines =30
CHECK INS DUE BY SATURDAY
VERSES DUE -aug 5th

[Objective]

Check.

[God Of War]

ill nik-A check in

[ill nik-A]

Now… Here’s a lil story I’ve got to tell
about 3 bad rubbers I used to swell
It started way back in history
from granny to mommy & now ur sister’s, three
Got a horsey dick named Paul Revere
& ur granny drops her drawers for a quart of beer
She rides across the bed till my shit don’t stand
& ur mom’s on her tail cuz I’m in demand
One lonely beasting I be
All by myself in these hoes like freaks
The sweat is pouring down on my baseball hat
This motel feels hot my dick is gettin thrashed
Lookin to escape a girl came to my life
she was lil sis, I said Howdy she said lie!

She told a lil story that sounded well at first
One day on the run & her pussy’s dying of thirst
My cock is on my hand & she wanted to ride my tip
She claimed to be a virgin while rubbing her tits
She said, “Can I get some?” I said, “no ur family’s done”
I had a chance to run, she pulled me by my dong
I’m not quick to cum so I thought I’d be dead
She grabbed it by the head & this is what she said…

“Now I’m lil sis I’ve got a coochie that kills
I think u know what time it is Magic got me ill
Now what do we have here, I thought u were a man not a queer
I run this fam, u understand, do I make myself clear?!?”
We stepped into the motel she had my cock, I had a grin
u think I’m stayin sober, this is where the drinkin’ll begin

“Now I got ur dong, u got to screw
U got 2 choices of what u can do
Its not a tough decision just drop to ur knees
U can eat me out or let me ride u till u bleed”
I’ll let u ride me if u can get me away from ur grandmother
Objective’s mad at me cuz what I did to ur mother
I hit it like this, I hit it like that
& they both took turns with my whiffleball bat
SO I’m on the run, ur mom has my cum
& right now shes doing artificial insemination cuz she wants my son
Mr ill nik-A that is my name
& I open up my fly & the women in ya family all go insane
She rode me for 6 hours & she ripped my cock
The bed was rocking but I didn’t lick her twat
The motel housekeeper was staring like she knows we are
So we opened the door & my dick was hard
Lil sis said, Yo, u know this bitch?”
I said, “I didn’t but I know granny & mom did”
The bitch said, get ready cuz this aint funny
I’m lil sis’ step sister & I just flew back into the country
Pulled down her skirt & legs to the sky
She yelled, “stick it in!” she had her tubes tied
Dick went in while I started to hit the whore
I’m about to rip both bitches from the bed to the floor
“I’m step sister & give great neck
Ur cock in my uterus is what I expect”
Lil sis was with it & she has aids
I grabbed the Trojan pack to not get plagued
The Trojan wrapper ripped & she got rocked
Now after all the riding now I’m on top
Lil sis saw the condom but she was sold
I replaced granny & mommy cuz they’re too old.

[Meth]

Objective

[Objective]

Aaaww.. Come on, not this shit again? Whatever man, fuck it. Meth: I appreciate what y'all are doing, but I've reached a point where I wont write shit unless I know my opponents are gonna show, in this case my opponent didn't check in so I didn't write anything either. Add a loss to my stats & give Mr. Nika here the W if you think what I'm doing is unfair.

@Ill Nika: Dope verse, I'd do the same if I were you. My family is fucking gorgeous regardless of occupation and/or infections etc. :)

[God Of War]

LMAO WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN TO OBJECTIVE

[SiK]

Uhhh. Vote Nik?

[hotdogvendorman]

why do niggas cry about check ins? either you plan to write or not


fuckin retarded

id rather you lie and say you were busy and forgot


a nigga checking in should hold no merit

lame

[Flow]

Thinking nik forgot the max 30 lines lol - good drop

[veritas]

vote nik.

[ill nik-A]

I guess no one gets the beastie boys parody?

[Untold]

I guess no one gets the beastie boys parody?

Uh... It's pretty obvious

[Pinot Grij]

the old school swag here is ridiculous. nice drop

[Geno]

v-nika, hands down.

i dont see what happened here?