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Boredom
07-31-2013, 10:45 PM
why do girls take sooo fucking long to get ready?

sooooo fucking annoying.. waiting to go out. i showered/shaved and got dressed in under 15 mins easy.... i've played at least 5 rounds off ffa bops2 and have had time to come on here, talk shit to bags and get an ext for write league or whaterver the fck.. she's still not ready.

WTF... explain this.
PancakeBrah
07-31-2013, 10:46 PM
She gettin dat dick on da side nigguh
Boredom
07-31-2013, 10:47 PM
nah she got my dick before we jumped in the shower tho.

next.
StarFaggot
07-31-2013, 10:48 PM
girl why you never ready?
for as long as you took better look like Halle Berry
or Beyawwwwwwnsayyyyy
Shit then we gettin' married - Jay
Boredom
07-31-2013, 10:49 PM
aha ^ true Aero

she always looks fine as fuck when we finally walk out the door.
Rawn M.D.
07-31-2013, 10:50 PM
Embarrassment?
Big Tree
07-31-2013, 10:52 PM
She doesnt wanna go out with you and is planning an elaborate scheme in which she jumps out the window moves to Canada and changes her number. Youre getting friendzoned. Thats the only logical answer
veritas
07-31-2013, 10:55 PM
Here is a tip: she wants you to notice all the attention to detail and how pretty she is....i recommend a gearfelt compliment or three.
Meth
08-01-2013, 04:16 AM
She doesnt wanna go out with you and is planning an elaborate scheme in which she jumps out the window moves to Canada and changes her number. Youre getting friendzoned. Thats the only logical answer

She's already in Canada tho.
Boredom
08-01-2013, 05:55 AM
lmao, exactly Meth .. not to mention in my bedroom, getting ready.

any not virgin ass nerds w/ real experience with females to thread for an opinion?
Brian Bryan
08-01-2013, 06:05 AM
Orc could you kindly answer the OP and why you take so long to get dressed plz?
Sho Money EMG
08-01-2013, 07:16 AM
Hahaha so long
Xnub
08-01-2013, 07:25 AM
She must be retarded.... or coked up.
MMLRLK
08-01-2013, 10:45 AM
cuz bitches are mad self conscious & think theyre ugly no matter what. so they take long as shit gettin ready so they can attract the most eyes & compliments possible to make themselves feel better that night. yup
Meth
08-01-2013, 10:51 AM
To answer op my girl doesn't take that long IMO.

Maybe she does and I just don't realize it/an used to it tho.