pregnancy scare

[Darth Yoda]

usually dont post but juzt wanna hear opinions and stories

idk why i said opinions cause its not rly an opinon but

if u have stories share em, if itz lame lyk WE WERE SCARED............ dont bring it up i wun sum crzy story like bang kaboom swimmin in semen or on the contrary if u feemail then tell story and thoughts HAH!

my dog might be pregnant

not cuz of me lilz duh lmao

go

[Witty]

What kind of dog do u have?

[Boredom]

wholy fuck, it's DG's soul mate.

[Darth Yoda]

jack russell

[Darth Yoda]

who dg who dat lol who dg???????

[Darth Yoda]

JUST FUCKING SAY STORIES, FUCK. ANYBODY HAVE ONE? DAMN

[Boredom]

did u get u possibly get your dog pregnant?

[Mael]

usually dont post but juzt wanna hear opinions and stories

idk why i said opinions cause its not rly an opinon but

if u have stories share em, if itz lame lyk WE WERE SCARED............ dont bring it up i wun sum crzy story like bang kaboom swimmin in semen or on the contrary if u feemail then tell story and thoughts HAH!

my dog might be pregnant

not cuz of me lilz duh lmao

go

Do you listen to 00Genesis, Tuamie, Knxwledge?

[Split]

Meth

[Boredom]

Meth

[Darth Yoda]

Meth

[PancakeBrah]

One time I impregnated a girl with my sperm. Big bellies lol how unaesthetic can u get please stop.

[PancakeBrah]

Meth

[BWHAHA]

Meth

[Witty]

I like this guy.

[Witty]

Had a pregnancy scare with the girl I was with as a teenager...it isn't interesting though.

Learned my lesson.

[Witty]

One time I impregnated a girl with my sperm. Big bellies lol how unaesthetic can u get please stop.

Also, this killed me.

[Darth Yoda]

how'd it happen witt.......

*pets head lol*

tell dy all bout it =o =o= ]lol

[Just C]

Lol @ dog. Well played sir, well played.

[PancakeBrah]

srs

[Witty]

We thought she was pregnant but she wasn't.

The End.

[Meth]

Why

[Darth Yoda]

ohhhhhhh lol that makes sense witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



anybody else wan talk bout it


witty im srry... didnt mean to bring u bak into dat dark past.. :'( ...so sad rite now lol


sry rly

witty sry lol

sigh wtty....sry :/...


how old u now tho like old now u tell ur kids dat story for abstinednce?

[Witty]

I will kick you in the fucking face.

[Darth Yoda]

wow ok

[PancakeBrah]

Lol man this topic is kwazzeee! Darrg Yoda is weird!

[Darth Yoda]

lmao u talk like a baby lmao. my name isnt darg yoda... lmao

[Witty]

wow ok

Lmao

[Big Tree]

We thought she was pregnant but she wasn't.

The End.

What about one of those thrillin stories of insurance claims

[PancakeBrah]

Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

[Nigma]

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

[Darth Yoda]

Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

lol easy der -_- i not fucking dogz wtf.....weirdo lol

ok u drive i'll ride *tosses partner the keyes & slides acros hood of car* *severely overestimabtes car heigt & jumps into a tree* o no help

LMFOA11111111111!!!!!!!!!!! lol guys pancake is good writer look @ his om the last one polar bares. but srsly any more stories? i wunt story...i want u 2 writ hoa it FETL ...how it felt...... liyk wut weer ur thinkin?

[Darth Yoda]

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

wow, thanks nigma! what i was looking for...sounds interesting and very cool. mmm make sense!!!!! sometimes they sey if u think ur going to be pregnant. ...u will bepregannt...of course it snot possible without semen cause im thinkign right now

*tries to think*

lol still not pregnant

but guys CANT get pregannt so dont worry.

But yeh y girls so crazy


?

[Witty]

What about one of those thrillin stories of insurance claims

WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE YOU????

TREES ARE HOMO.

[Big Tree]

Children gather around for a tale a despair and childhood molestation
There once was a lonely fat boy named Picture. Well he went by many names but he most commenly went by Picture. One day he was at his Grandfathers house and was watching Mtv ( at the time they still showed music) His uncle came up from behind and knocked him out by smothering him with a Pac bandana and proceeded to analy ravish him. Since the presence of hip hop was so prevalent during the incedent he spent the rest of his life trolling rap forums. To this day some say he's lying in wait creeping in Gamble's shadow waiting to pounce

[PancakeBrah]

No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy.

We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach.

We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

[Darth Yoda]

i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol

ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree?

lol boom owned. whatever.


SRS question....

u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

[Nigma]

No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy.

We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach.

We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

If it's a daughter will you encourage her to lift?

[Boredom]

lmfaaao

[Big Tree]

i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol

ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree?

lol boom owned. whatever.


SRS question....

u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

NO lol there's a rapper on here named Picture

[Darth Yoda]

giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!)

and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

[Boredom]

this has to be one of the funniest threads in a minute tbh.

[Zombie]

What the fuck?

Pregnant, nope not. wow you scared me.

*shrugs*

[Split]

Genuinely excited for all of strik's thread about children.

No room for me to talk tho.

My girl thought she was pregnant in like March (same girl I posted a pic back in 2011 and Hush and Bags roasted me like beef for tbc) and I was honestly scared as fuck. Not even close to ready for that shit son.

Anyway, grats to u dudes.


Story pls




i'm planning on giving this girl megan a pregnancy scare nomsayin?

[Big Tree]

giv a man a crumpet & he'll breakfast for a day,. teache a man to krump it & he'l breakdance for a lifetime (ps.. the man is a policemabn!!)

and do any of u have kids... ? if so were they a mistake or real plan like movie night.. (u plan movie night)

Hell yeah bruh I got 7 kids. I dont rock condoms. Thats not how tree rolls.
(yes i hate the accidental weed/dick puns involved with my name too)

[Zombie]

Meth Void

[Darth Yoda]

lol @ bobby momma! haha

Boredom tagged you man. I don't tag people g.

lmao mr cool guy.... "g" lol
dull boy

[PancakeBrah]

Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob'

EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON.

I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal

[dull boy]

Men in first world countries should be given a vasectomy at birth, then made to apply for their fertile sperm when they want children. Children ruin lives. That's why they find them dead in bathtubs. Then those children who shouldn't have been born grow up and repeat the cycle. Sadly, leadership isn't in the moral position to implement such a thing, because they're dirty pieces of shit.

I threw a party when my first girlfriend miscarried. A silent party, inside myself. I told her about the party. She's my ex.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol!

[dull boy]

Throw that bitch down a flight of stairs at an abortion clinic after the abortion is performed, just to be sure. You don't wanna have to drowned a child in a bathtub. That kind of thing stays with a person, like having a child.

[dull boy]

Judge Judy is a cunt, btw.

[PancakeBrah]

I had an abortion once.

[PancakeBrah]

Dull boy makes a lot of good points. Plus if you abort, you don't get married then divorced then child support. So no marriage money no divorce money and no child support. So really your saving that kid a LOT of money in the long run

[Darth Yoda]

lol @ everytyhing revolving around money

[dull boy]

CREAM

[PancakeBrah]

Lol o you guys r smart. I'd like to see u survive out in the REAL WORLD. out here. If u don't enough money u die. Get a fukkin job

[Split]

Look meth cllled his future boy a 'shit sob'

EVERYONE LOOK AT SPLIT EIGHTS QUOTE HAHAHA SHIT SON.

I bet meth names all his shit sons jamaal

Maybe Meth was confused about the mechanics of delivering a birth?


u never know with pop culture today. plus u always hear about junkies and fat chicks dropping babies in toilets when they're squeezing out a big deuce


What if every time u dropped a log there was a small chance up'd reproduce?


this would also explain how gay guys have kids even tho they only do anal!

I feel like Michio Kaku

[PancakeBrah]

No HSS saying his son is shit lol. Like not good. Shit son Jamaal lol

[Split]

I just bit into a rotten pepper and it was the worst experience I've hAd of 2013

[dull boy]

Who eats peppers? You got Papa Johns, didn't you?

[Xnub]

this thread is g. LOL!

[Split]

hope you knocked up a heavenly blessed beauty, cake

[PancakeBrah]

she was good looking prior to the seed of cake infecting her fat glands.

[Xnub]

If you aint never had no bitch go pregnant swag on you...Shit, goodluck ma nigga. That ish be hyphy in more ways than people count to. srs... I mean, lol... The bitch just ate pickles and icecream (gross!!!)... She was literally insane. The shit was CRRRRAZY!! She used to wanna fucks all the damn time, now it's like bitch don't gotta watch... shiiiiiiiiiiiiii..... da hoe should know beta in my sincere opinion, am I right OP? OR AMS EYES RITE...

[Xnub]

srs tho.

I have a fetish for pregnant chicks....

[Split]

Dreamer_ bulk

[PancakeBrah]

Split everytime you drop a Misc-ism here an angel gets its wings.


What's funny is ppl hate on me for doing that and I only really use srs on here.

[Ghost1]

Dont fuckin push it u 2.

[Geno]

hopefully next time... you just take the morning after pill




















j/p

[PancakeBrah]

no but im srs.

[PancakeBrah]

HEY BAGS YOU CAN SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT ONCE YOU'VE BEATEN ME IN A FORM OF TEXT, SIR. UNTIL THEN PLEASE REFRAIN.

i be getting young ladies pregnant, as a side note.

[Ghost1]

ILL MAKE THE BITCH COME OUT OF CAKE LIKE A FUCKING STRIPPER GRAM


DID U FORGETTTTT!?!?!?!?+#+#+#

DONT EVER INSINUATE THAT U ARE EVEN A SLIVER CLOSE TO MY TEXTUAL PROWESS




EVER.

[PancakeBrah]

"Fight Nights don't count" -Every textcee ever.

I AM GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO CONTINUE THIS ARGUMENT.

FACTS;

I BEAT YOU IN A FOR REALZ SANFO MATCH.
I WILL WIN A TOPICAL MATCH IN A VOTE SWEEP.
I HAVE BARS IN MIND FOR A BATTLE IF THIS SHIT GOES BLACK HAWK DOWN.

I ENJOY YOUR BOARDING BUT I WILL END YOU.

[Ghost1]

Treadlightly breakfast snack.

[PancakeBrah]

It's all <3.

But I remain un-scared, and my jimmies are currently lounging in Florida.

[Ghost1]

Ill put on ur jimmies.

Shit in them.

An then insist u put ur jimmies back on.

[PancakeBrah]

If you insist.

Out of the three main writing styles, you have a 60 percent chance of winning one ;-)

[Ghost1]

Ur percentage of winning is faggit percent.

[PancakeBrah]

Your percentage is equal to the amount you bench in comparison to me.

Your percentage is equal to the amount of multi-vitamin questions you've asked on this board. While high, it is not close to 50.

[PancakeBrah]

Your percentage is the opposite percent that my heart hurts that it's come this.

[PancakeBrah]

My percentage is equal to the amount of people who still laugh at Bags fat jokes despite your beach pictures to the contrary.

[Ghost1]

http://i.imgflip.com/2r49v.jpg

im going ti eat ur fucking heart.

[PancakeBrah]

0_0

[Split]

Is that white wine

[PancakeBrah]

Jameson.