lol, falcons just straight manhandling tampa

[namix]

sheeeeesh --- i figured their offense would show up, but it's almost as if they found a defense sometime last week.

maybe they'll even get a sack this game, they'd be something.



daaamn devin hester scored before i could even hit submit.... hahah poor Bucs.

[Strikta]

Getting straight crushed. Smh. Shit is sad.

[Diode]

Sad fact: I have Roddy and was debating picking up Douglas tonight since he went off last year in the same situation, but there was no room on my squad... which has Knowshon and Ben Tate on it. Can't give up on Weeks 8-15 for Week 3.

:(

[namix]

currently on pace to win by 112 points...

...as in 112 to zero.

[MKG]

McCown sucks, I never liked him.

[MKG]

currently on pace to win by 112 points...

...as in 112 to zero.

How? They scored 21 in the first

That's on pace for 84

How on earth did you get 112

[Camp Bell]

...this was supposed to be v jacks breakout game....big fat "NOPE"

[PancakeBrah]

Josh McCown made a lot of money off of Marc Trestman. Jakes on Tampa.

Julio Jones Fantasy Owner Crew checking in.

Tampa's in that Oakland-Jacksonville-NYG tier. Especially with McCoy out. Throw in Glennon. McCown is a sunk cost.

[namix]

Sad fact: I have Roddy and was debating picking up Douglas tonight since he went off last year in the same situation, but there was no room on my squad... which has Knowshon and Ben Tate on it. Can't give up on Weeks 8-15 for Week 3.

:(

yea man! I empathize, i hate the fantasy injury bench suckers. It's why I couldn't bring myself to pickup Josh Gordon.

last year i had percy harvin and shane vereen serving that role.... currently I too have ben tate, and also to a lesser degree, jordan reed (though I think he has some untapped upside in the weeks to come still)

[namix]

Josh McCown made a lot of money off of Marc Trestman. Jakes on Tampa.

Julio Jones Fantasy Owner Crew checking in.

Tampa's in that Oakland-Jacksonville-NYG tier. Especially with McCoy out. Throw in Glennon. McCown is a sunk cost.

yea man, since we last spoke they got worse

after this game they'll be sharing the adrian peterson 4 year old son kinda tiers

[BROKE LESNAR]

wtf @ the NFL

I fucking hate their rulebook

I can't believe they flagged Hester for taunting gtfoh

[Tom Sparks]

Josh McCown made a lot of money off of Marc Trestman. Jakes on Tampa.

Julio Jones Fantasy Owner Crew checking in.

Tampa's in that Oakland-Jacksonville-NYG tier. Especially with McCoy out. Throw in Glennon. McCown is a sunk cost.

Thanks for Hester

[MKG]

There's no room for that in today's game

[Strikta]

He broke Deion's record. Damn lol

[Tom Sparks]

The bucs making us look A LOT better than we are tbh.. Mostly on the defensive side tho

I'm not looking to deep into this.. I expected our offence to dominate but our d is getting bailed out by a horrible Tampa team

[Diode]

this game is clownshoes lol

panthers repeating

GO CAROLINA

[Tom Sparks]

No team has ever repeated as division champs in the 12 yr history of the nfc south

So yea.. No

[MKG]

Yeah well panthers are the only team with a defense so maybe

[namix]

How? They scored 21 in the first

That's on pace for 84

How on earth did you get 112

With 14:53 remaining in the first, they were scoring at a pace of ~0.031 points-per-second.

take that rate and apply it for the duration of the game, 3,600 seconds, and you get: 111.6.

Then round.

[Diode]

No team has ever repeated as division champs in the 12 yr history of the nfc south

So yea.. No

pls tell me who is better in that shit sandwich of a div

nfc south making nfc east look good ffs

carolina all day

[Window Taco]

ROFL that's crazy as hell!

[Tom Sparks]

pls tell me who is better in that shit sandwich of a div

nfc south making nfc east look good ffs

carolina all day

Just shut up

U were once n prolly still are a cowboy fan

U, along with jerry jones know nothing of football

Nfc south boasts 2 of the top 6 qb's in the league

Go bench something

[Tom Sparks]

Julio is better than the nfc east combined

8 121 td in a half

That's a days work for every other receiver not named megatron

[Strikta]

Tampas d sucks tho. Of course Julio gonna get off.

[Diode]

Julio is better than the nfc east combined

8 121 td in a half

That's a days work for every other receiver not named megatron

LOL YOU'RE PLAYING THE BUCS

PS WHO SHUT DOWN MEGATRON LAST WEEK

GO AHEAD SAY THE NAME

[PancakeBrah]

pls tell me who is better in that shit sandwich of a div

nfc south making nfc east look good ffs

carolina all day

Atlanta could be a legitimate threat. Carolina's secondary is weak. The front seven makes up for it, especially Kuechly and Davis' coverage abilities, but Atlanta could theoretically carve them up. Then again, they have a patchwork offensive line that Carolina will exploit.

New Orleans will be heard from. Obviously not a normal 0-2 team.

It's still early to be proclaiming easy Division wins. They may in fact win it but it's no shoe-in.

[Tom Sparks]

LOL YOU'RE PLAYING THE BUCS

PS WHO SHUT DOWN MEGATRON LAST WEEK

GO AHEAD SAY THE NAME

7 for 83 yds isn't exactly shutdown

Plus their only receiver is golden tate which is lol

Roddy, jones, Douglas and Hester.. Arguably the best receiving core in the league

U were a cowgirls fan.. U know nothing of football

[big baby]

i think the team with that guy who throws really good will win and that fast guy who doesnt kill ppl who runs with the ball when they say hut hut and i think that big guy is stronger than the other big guy and pushes him farther when theyre hugging after hut huts will win the superbowly whe they go to disney land and said im gonna go disney land and win throw balls far hail mary bam catch hut 9 yard penalty facemask muscles rape murder charge dont beat ur kid

[Tom Sparks]

JULLLIIIIOOOOOOO

It ain't fair

[BROKE LESNAR]

Deaaaad

TB is fucking shit.

[Tom Sparks]

49-0

I have never... I mean........... This is ridiculous

[Strikta]

Man, this might be the worst beating I ever seen.

Tampa beating themselves when ATL ain't.

[BROKE LESNAR]

That last TD run was hilarious.

[big baby]

i does the hut huts wanna do the hut huts
i drink hut huts with capegooseberry and rice with water and ice
i stay in the hut hut with wes welker doig amazing xanny
drank the first vodka huts with 5 hut huts of hut hut of peyton manning

[namix]

What is the highest score ever (for one team clearly)? it was in the 70s right?


if ATL actually decided to keep at it, and maintained their pace as of 8:11 (which is obv. unlikely), they'd be looking at 80pts.

[big baby]

i predicted theyd win 50-0 or one point near it for 50 billino dollars....i gonna be so rich

[namix]

i cant believe i fucking played vincent jackson.

[big baby]

cant believei played harriettubman

[MKG]

I played Rainey and he fumbled twice

[BROKE LESNAR]

Wooow.

[Tom Sparks]

56-0

ROFLZZZZ

Holy fuckin shit

[BROKE LESNAR]

cant believei played harriettubman

lmao

[Strikta]

Bucs fans on suicide watch.

[namix]

I played Rainey and he fumbled twice

yea man, coincidentally i'm playing against rainey in both my leagues this week.. so i guess it works out lo


i have matt bryant in in one of them, and his 7 points just doesnt seem fair. you should get double credit once you kick more than 5 xtra points in a game or some shit lol.

[Tom Sparks]

I sat Matt Ryan this week in favor of Drew Brees

I swear to god he better throw for 400 yds and 5 tds or I'll never forgive myself

[namix]

I like to think that, with a week of preparation, Netcees could have fielded a squad that made this game look more competitive.

after this game, I'd be more proud of losing to atlanta by less than i would of beating the buccaneers.

[namix]

I sat Matt Ryan this week in favor of Drew Brees

I swear to god he better throw for 400 yds and 5 tds or I'll never forgive myself

brees is gonna be hungry as hell...

all fired up, finally at home... against an uninspired peterson-less team...


you prob got QBs 1&2 on your team for week 3 eitherway at least

[Tom Sparks]

Goddammit

I guess the refs do feel sympathy

[Tom Sparks]

Fuck... Yates

Pull a belichick n put in Ryan

[Diode]

7 for 83 yds isn't exactly shutdown

Plus their only receiver is golden tate which is lol

Roddy, jones, Douglas and Hester.. Arguably the best receiving core in the league

U were a cowgirls fan.. U know nothing of football

how many td

and 83yd on MEGATRON IS SHUTDOWN

also keep thinking tate is lol

dumb as fuck

LOL @ BEST RECEIVING CORPS IN THE LEAGUE THOUGH

DEAD

SO DEAD

[Fart]

This is nothing. 58-0

[MKG]

He really sai bEst receiving core

[Diode]

oh and i love the "you were a dallas fan and know nothing about football" like they don't have 5 rings and didn't earn 3 when i was growing up. right dude. remind me about that storied falcons franchise lolololol

you wont even get a 1st rd matt ryan meltdown this year haha

anyway jerry is awful and so is stephen and until that changes

GO CAROLINA

[Fart]

Btw saints take that div, still.

[MKG]

They just lost to the browns. I know the browns

Are good this year but that just show

Their defense is bad. The last play was horrible

Edit: decent this year

[Diode]

Btw saints take that div, still.

lolno

you forgot ingram is out

it will only get worse

no superball sproles to save them

[Tom Sparks]

oh and i love the "you were a dallas fan and know nothing about football" like they don't have 5 rings and didn't earn 3 when i was growing up. right dude. remind me about that storied falcons franchise lolololol

you wont even get a 1st rd matt ryan meltdown this year haha

anyway jerry is awful and so is stephen and until that changes

GO CAROLINA

So wait.. Who's ur team?

Why u here.. Go live 20 yrs ago when ppl gave a shit about them

I'm talking NOW.. Ur opinion holds no weight since u live in the Carolina's and are bandwagon jumping faggot who admittedly gave up on his cowgirls

[Fart]

Lol and they're still better than carolina

[MKG]

Cowboys just gotta keep handing the ball off

To Murray. Dude is playing great so far hope

He doesn't get injured

[PancakeBrah]

lol diode did bandwagon jump like a motherfucker tho

inb4 w/e d00dz, couldnt support jerruh jones and his reign blah blah
inb4 owait wuts up with this upstart team w/ cam newton and a killer d. fuck cowboys never liked em lolololol
inb4 dallas drafts jameis winston
inb4 "im a big dallas fan, even tho i wavered i secretly still loved them'
inb4 dallas 8-8 for one year
inb4 carolina drafts BIG FUCKA BABY in 2029
inb4 "fuckin Elon Musk runs the Cowboys like shit, always loved the cowboys despite him but now it is too much!"
inb4 becomes carolina fan, but only because retired in golf cart home in carolina, honest. tellin grandsons about "Google" and how he knew everything. grandkids use occulus sunglasses to imagine grandpa diode is naked chick

long-form inb4

[Diode]

I live in SC and I dumped Dallas 3 years ago. After being teamless I finally went local because I didn't want to bandwagon jump.

Jerry and Stephen out and I'll reconsider but that will be a long time from now.

Dick.

[PancakeBrah]

Elon Musk?

[Diode]

So wait.. Who's ur team?

Why u here.. Go live 20 yrs ago when ppl gave a shit about them

I'm talking NOW.. Ur opinion holds no weight since u live in the Carolina's and are bandwagon jumping faggot who admittedly gave up on his cowgirls

Lol at bandwagon jumping onto local team

Go back to lurking fagatron

[PancakeBrah]

you cant be a lifelong fan of one team you've lived hundreds of miles away from and then become a fan of the local team and deny the bandwagon claim.

YOU THINK YOU'VE FOUND A LOOPHOLE. IT'S BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, INTELLECTUALLY. ADMIT YOUR LIES BRUH.

/veritas

[Diode]

you cant be a lifelong fan of one team you've lived hundreds of miles away from and then become a fan of the local team and deny the bandwagon claim.

YOU THINK YOU'VE FOUND A LOOPHOLE. IT'S BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS, INTELLECTUALLY. ADMIT YOUR LIES BRUH.

/veritas

Lol yes I totally bandwagoned onto the empty trophy case local team who lost every single wr and their top 5 de with 0 improvements in the secondary

[Diode]

Also spare me the mileage crap from the dallas days guarantee ive been there and to more of their games then youve been to chicago or seen daaaaa cutlers

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah, you did. The team with Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly.

I know all the regression arguments. It's just poisonous, to me, to see a Cowboys fan suddenly jump ship to a strong team. Convenient for bragging/talking shit.

Teams suck sometimes. Owners suck. S'why it's called being a fan.

[PancakeBrah]

Also spare me the mileage crap from the dallas days guarantee ive been there and to more of their games then youve been to chicago or seen daaaaa cutlers

Shifting goal posts.

I lived in Illinois, an hour from Chicago, during my formative sports fan years. Long line of Bears fans. I didn't become a Vikings fan once I moved to ND when the Vikings went to the playoffs and the Bears were in transition. Holds no weight.

[big baby]

lol itt diode brags about frequent flyer miles and groupon

[Diode]

Spare the condescension. It is not the "oh the team sucks" - it is the Jerry Jones is full Al Davis and a total meddling piece of human garbage and so is his son. Can't waste any more money or time on a fuckhead like him. So I voted with my $ (useless I know) and cut Sunday Ticket and cancelled a planned game trip. After having no team for a few years you start to miss out on having someone to cheer on so I went local. My other friends jumped on to real bandwagon teams like the 9ers, Ravens, etc.

[Diode]

Shifting goal posts.

I lived in Illinois, an hour from Chicago, during my formative sports fan years. Long line of Bears fans. I didn't become a Vikings fan once I moved to ND when the Vikings went to the playoffs and the Bears were in transition. Holds no weight.

The fact that you can't see the difference between in transition and an owner who deliberately fucks his team due to ego is where this debate becomes pointless. Transitions take time but personnel changes can resolve it. Nobody can replace the owner and Jerry ain't stepping down.. and when he does, Stephen takes over. Fuck the both of them.

[Diode]

Going to bed. GFY.

[PancakeBrah]

jakes on you already am.

[big baby]

POEM OFF: PANCAKE: FARGO EMOTICONS, DRUNK WITH VENGEANCE. VS DIODE, FREQUENT FLYER MILEAGE MUSCLE PUMPER

[PancakeBrah]

tried to laugh, couldnt :/

[big baby]

you should be used to trying and failing

[PancakeBrah]

awwww

bb srs now. so srs. butthurt. not butthurt, tho. just going kameham. going srs bb. no longer undulating his hangers. going into 'ok no more bb im going to ether u' mode. iq 195, lapping conversations. strong bb. dropping the facade. super mean, knows real world. boxes. punches. gritty. writing letters to pablo neruda's soul, with better wording.

[big baby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7ND2ft-54?t=16s

[big baby]

i daughter rash all ghul..

[PancakeBrah]

dope metaphor.

[Strikta]

U dumped Dallas 3 years ago?
Diode

What little bit of respect I MAY have had for u is completely gone now.

Bandwagon ass faggot.

U don't belong in any of these threads, ever.

Soggy ass nigga. Take ur bitch ass on somewhere.

[Allen Knight]

hester is a beast.....an yea fuck those bandwagon faggots
ima giants fan we suck but i'll stick w/'em

[MKG]

Raider fan here :(

[uh-oh]

the browns aren't good this year, they are the browns.

[Diode]

U dumped Dallas 3 years ago?
Diode

What little bit of respect I MAY have had for u is completely gone now.

Bandwagon ass faggot.

U don't belong in any of these threads, ever.

Soggy ass nigga. Take ur bitch ass on somewhere.

let me tell you how much your opinion means to me:

[Diode]

the browns aren't good this year, they are the browns.

see, i wouldn't blame a browns fan or a raider fan for moving on. ownership has no commitment to winning. they just want your $$$ and they get it because b-b-b-b-but loyalty.

fuck that.

[Strikta]

It's not my opinion, it's everyone's.

U gave up on ur team & switched to another.

Shows ur true character, man.

[Diode]

It's not my opinion, it's everyone's.

U gave up on ur team & switched to another.

Shows ur true character, man.

lolk

i gave them just short of 30 years, thousands of dollars, and dealt with being a dallas fan in nj for most of my life. i obv didn't do enough. hahaha.

[Strikta]

They didn't give u 3 bowl wins in that span or anything huh man?

[Diode]

They didn't give u 3 bowl wins in that span or anything huh man?

jerry did one thing right ever and fleeced the vikings in the pre-salary cap era. since then he has been nothing but a destructive force in the organization. nobody can coach under him. there is no gm. he makes all personnel decisions and installs defenses on a whim. he is a meddling narcissist because he did something right one time. problem is, there's no consequence or reality check coming. he will relinquish control when he's dead.. and then stephen takes over, who is very much in his father's mold.

tell me how this situation will improve in my lifetime? i am disgusted with the ownership. no ill will to the players (personally, i feel awful about romo wasting his peak years there) or other dallas fans, but i can't financially support a team that has no interest in success and doesn't really give a shit about the product on the field.

[Strikta]

I get what ur saying.. but that still shouldn't call for u to give up on them.

What happens if the get to the NFC chip game or the big one tho?

U gonna put ur Aikman throwback on?

[Diode]

I get what ur saying.. but that still shouldn't call for u to give up on them.

What happens if the get to the NFC chip game or the big one tho?

U gonna put ur Aikman throwback on?

nope. i'll be happy and sad for them at the same time because it will only strengthen jerry / stephen's resolve that they don't need a GM or a coach who is anything more than a puppet.

til the joneses are out of dallas, i'm out.

[uh-oh]

if lil kim bought the ravens and made nicki minaj the gm id still be a raven for lifeeeee

not really tho id probably just stop watching football altogether or be a college fag

[Strikta]

Diode

U ate w/ them when they were winning w/ Jerry as the honcho.. but now that they're struggling/average, & he's turned senile & incompetent, u push ur plate to the side..?

Iono man.. I just can't respect that. U have to deal w/ him & his shitty management of the team these days. & to his credit he pretty much always fields a decently competitive team year in & year out.

Ur the worst.

& I despise the star.. but still. Smh @ YOU.

[Diode]

Diode

U ate w/ them when they were winning w/ Jerry as the honcho.. but now that they're struggling/average, & he's turned senile & incompetent, u push ur plate to the side..?

Iono man.. I just can't respect that. U have to deal w/ him & his shitty management of the team these days. & to his credit he pretty much always fields a decently competitive team year in & year out.

Ur the worst.

& I despise the star.. but still. Smh @ YOU.

actually they were horrible when i first became a fan. aikman's first year was a 2 win season. again, after 15+ years, it is obvious this is an institutional problem. it isn't going away. and i've been right after all these lovely 8-8s since i moved on.