Dear Diary

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I fucked my best friends ex girlfriend then made her my girlfriend, a day after they broke up and while he was still out of town, then he came back and fucked her out of spite towards me, got her pregnant, and she tried to tell me it was mine. I wouldn't have found out if my drug dealer hadn't told me that the two of them had just bought ecstacy together.

All this happened while I was getting kicked out of my house and living out of my car, with all my shit in my trunk.

A few weeks later and I'm moving into my own place with my good friends, getting ready to go to school in the spring, and making way more money at work off of a promotion.

Life is weird.

[big baby]

ur so interesting fig tell me more

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ur so interesting fig tell me more

I snitched my friend out to people we know because he admitted to me once that he let his girlfriend use butt plugs on him.

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When I was little I would find pennies and swallow them just to purposely induce the choking.

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I watched Transgender porn for the first time in 3rd grade, and I thought vaginas and penis' were the same thing for a while after that

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I looked at Lars dick pic for at least 30 seconds

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I never finish when I have sex

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My mom says I have a little dick. It's like 7 inches bro. Cmon.

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This thread sucks. No one else should post in it.

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Okay, anyways...

My favorite color is scarlet, my favorite kind of rug is, of course, shaggy, and the first time I went down on a girl in pretty sure she had just pissed. But I went on. Like a fuckin soldier

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I go raw when she's on the rag. This one girl even sucked it after. What's even worse? I kissed her after.

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When I cry, I just gotta cup my balls. Give em a squeeze every now n then. I don't know why.

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I board to seek out attention and because it feels good when people think you're a good writer or funny or cool or something. I'm not that attached, but like, that's still what it is.

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I used to piss under my bed because I was too afraid to use the restroom at night. Somehow no one ever found out, even after moving.

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I want to trust niggers but there's a part of me that just can't help but... not want anything to do with them.

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My family is all murderers and low lifes and I'm just here complaining about gay shit.

Mods close thread whenever you want.

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Tried to hang myself from the top bunk as a child but I didn't know about nooses so I ended up just scratching my neck real bad. So embarrassing

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I once choked on a marble to go along with that penny thing. Just wasn't as satisfying.

[big baby]

10/10 you're a champ. i used to have the same thing as not finishing. i can teach you to finish. want to FUCK BB?

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I'm pretty sure I'm the Messiah. Like, pretty sure. Almost positive. But that's weird so I just yell at people instead. "Ahhh!"

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10/10 you're a champ. i used to have the same thing as not finishing. i can teach you to finish. want to FUCK BB?

I have a little self respect. Little Babies is the only way I go.

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I've been pretending to be a teenaged messican from cali this whole time. I'm actually a teenaged messican from cali, with chlamydia.

[Ghost1]

Nigga. They have a cure for that. I kno.

Go get that rod jammed d9wn ur little weener an get u some anti biotics.

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What like one of those fuzzy pipe cleaners?

Been there, done that