NC COURT PROCEEDINGS: ALL RISE, (DEFENDANTS IN CASE: FIGGLES, SRAL, THE MUZZL3)

[big baby]

PancakeBrah: All rise.


*ALL RISE*

Department One of the Superior Netcees 2.0 Courtatron featuring Mustachia the fifth and Heralded BB is now in session.
JUDGE BB DA BB:. Please be seated.
JUDGE BB DA BB: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Calling the case of the
People of the SUPERIOR NETCEES 2.0 COURTATRON, Are
both sides ready?
District Attorney: Ready for the People, Your Honor.
Public Defender: Ready for the defense, Your Honor
JUDGE BB DA BB: Will the clerk please swear in the jury?
Clerk: Will the jury please stand and raise your right hand? [Wait for
everyone to stand.] Do each of you swear that you will fairly try the
case before this Netcees 2.0 court of mustachia the fifth, and that you will return a true verdict according to
the evidence and the instructions of the court, so help you, God? Please
say “I do”.

NETCEES 2.0: I DO

JUDGE BB DA BB: You may be seated.

JUDGE BB DA BB: Moe Jetts Bags PancakeBrah, WE WILL FIRST AND FORMALLY START WITH Figgles, YOUNG MEXICAN'T OF NETCEES 2.0 IS BEING CHARGED WITH EXTREME FAGGOTRY BY THE COUNCIL Moe Jetts, WE ARE HERE TO RESOLVE THE MATTER AT HAND AND I WILL DO THAT, SHORTLY. AFTERWARDS WE WILL RESOLVE THE MATTER CONSIDERING OUR RESIDENT FLASHER CONSTITUENT KNOWN AS THE "TINY PEEN" FLASHER, AKA BRIT BLISTER, AKA LONDON SMALLS AKA WOMANCHESTER AKA "LARS AS SMALL AS MARS" HUGHES, AKA TEENY WEENY AKA BRIT BLISTER THE SIX INCHER, ANY OTHER KNOWN ALIASES WILL BE REGARDED IN THE STATEMENT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Figgles YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH FAGGOTRY FOR i HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF, WILL ANYBODY MIND EXPLAINING TO ME WHY THE THREE DAY JAIL SENTENCE IS SUFFICIENT, STARTING WITH YOU, OR ANY OF YOUR REPRESENTATIVES OR REPRESENTATIVES OF THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT?

[big baby]

NEXT DUE TO THE POPULARITY AND CASE SIZE OF THE NEXT DEFENDANT (SRAL) BUT IRONICALLY THE TINY STATURE OF THE OBJECT INVOLVED, WE WILL BE ADDRESSING THAT MATTER NEXT.

[big baby]

ALSO DUE TO THE UNRIVALED FAGGOTRY INVOLVING MUZZLE AND HIS IMAGINARY CONSTITUENTS HE WILL BE REGARDED A HIGH PROFILE CASE IN THE FOLLOWING PROCEEDINGS, IF FOUND GUILTY HE COULD SPEND MORE THAN THE REQUIRED AMOUNT IN JAIL TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HES DONE.


I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND: IF MUZZLE IS SENTENCED HE IS TO WRITE A 500 WORD ESSAY, NO 650 WORD ESSAY ON WHY HE HATES RESIDENT NETCEES 2.0 COURT REPRESENTATIVE Bags OR HE CONSIDERS HIM A EGOTISTICAL BITCH. IF HE DOES NOT COMPLY A PROCEEDING OF A TEMPORARY *BAN* WILL TAKE PLACE WITH OTHER EXTRA CURRICULAR PUNISHMENTS


AS HE IS PROBABLY MOST LIKELY TO BE PUNISHED, IM ALREADY PREPARING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF ATTENTION AND NETCEES 13:50 TAX PAYER DOLLARS TO SUFFICIENTLY LOCK THIS HEATHEN UP, BUT UNTIL THEN, HE IS INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY


DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD

[Ghost1]

Its gonna be a long week.

There is much to be addressed.

I will address the court in the morning.

Until then ... may cancer enter the muzzles bones and aids infect his first born son.

Please accept this as a small bit of discovery i will be offering the muzzles counsel.

[Fig]

I am gay and like dick in my butt. Lock me up and swallow the key. Then shit said key out into my mother's box, where it will grow into a beautiful brother for me.eeeee

[Fig]

I'll rape muzzle in jail. Not too worried about Lars, with his little cock and what not

[Fig]

Get on with it faggot. This is how I've always wanted to go out. With a hard on and stank breath.

[Diode]

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

[Fig]

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

You obviously did not see my last thread

As I said, I am a faggot and deserve to be punished. But I want Joe Metts to give me a personal punishing. Something disgraceful. Something gross.

Edit: gummy worm butt. I need the Magenta donut from Joe. It's the only way

[big baby]

TRIPLE POST WILL THE COURT HOLD FIG IN CONTEMPT PLS

sorry fig ilu

SUSTAINED. THE COURT WILL TAKE A QUICK 24 HOUR RECESS TO GATHER THOUGHTS.


HOWEVER THE THREAD WILL BE OPEN FOR FURTHER COMMENTARY

THE COURT IS NOW MOTIONING TOWARDS A Moe Jetts TESTIMONY OR THE CHARGES WILL BE DROPPED.



UNTIL THEN, WE ARE IN RECESS.

THE COURT IS ADJOURNED

[Fig]

*runs up to judge and puts mallet in butt*

[theMuzzl3]

Do I get to stand on trial and hold my right hand up and swear to the Holy Book of Netcees, and give my defense? If so, "I DO".

If jail time is what I deserve, I accept it.

But, I would like a chance to plead against all specific cases of wrong doing or "faggottry" as you put it. May the prosecutors place me and other witnesses on the stand, and my lawyer will promptly question them & question myself, while I'm on the stand.

[Fig]

Do I get to stand on trial and hold my right hand up and swear to the Holy Book of Netcees, and give my defense? If so, "I DO".

If jail time is what I deserve, I accept it.

But, I would like a chance to plead against all specific cases of wrong doing or "faggottry" as you put it. May the prosecutors place me and other witnesses on the stand, and my lawyer will promptly question them & question myself, while I'm on the stand.

I'm cummin for you muzz

[Moe Jetts]

This case is cut and dry. The man somehow received a penis picture from another and then proceeded to upload and post. The nature in which he received the pic has to be assumed worse case scenario considering he has a gay uncle that tried to fuck him. NC will now be forced to believe he was raped in the ass and mouth by said uncle. The man made a HUGE mistake or tiny one (lol @ lars) depending on how you view it. Minimum 3 days isn't what I am seeking. I am seeking a 7 day sentence with a chance of being paroled after 4 days with a mandatory post in each day he is imprisoned. The post must include a real life gay bashing story he has participated in IRL.


THE COURT WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH LARS ON THEIR OWN AS MY ONLY SUGGESTION IS LIFETIME BAN OR AT THE VERY MINIMUM A MONTH BAN WITH A YEAR OF ADMINISTRATIVE MICRO MANAGEMENT OF HIS POST. ALL HIS POSTS MUST BE REVIEWED ONLY IF A MODERATOR IS AWARE AND ACCEPTING OF THE FACT THEY MIGHT GET AN EYEFUL OF A WEIRD TINY DICK AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.


Peace out my niggas.

[Certain]

If the honorable JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.

Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Moe Jetts]

Watching women mush their vaginas together will not save this young man.

[big baby]

This case is cut and dry. The man somehow received a penis picture from another and then proceeded to upload and post. The nature in which he received the pic has to be assumed worse case scenario considering he has a gay uncle that tried to fuck him. NC will now be forced to believe he was raped in the ass and mouth by said uncle. The man made a HUGE mistake or tiny one (lol @ lars) depending on how you view it. Minimum 3 days isn't what I am seeking. I am seeking a 7 day sentence with a chance of being paroled after 4 days with a mandatory post in each day he is imprisoned. The post must include a real life gay bashing story he has participated in IRL.


THE COURT WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH LARS ON THEIR OWN AS MY ONLY SUGGESTION IS LIFETIME BAN OR AT THE VERY MINIMUM A MONTH BAN WITH A YEAR OF ADMINISTRATIVE MICRO MANAGEMENT OF HIS POST. ALL HIS POSTS MUST BE REVIEWED ONLY IF A MODERATOR IS AWARE AND ACCEPTING OF THE FACT THEY MIGHT GET AN EYEFUL OF A WEIRD TINY DICK AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.


Peace out my niggas.
I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR FINDINGS IN THE CASE OF NETCEES STATE VS FIGGLES FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE. IT SEEMS PERHAPS THE STATE IS OFFENDED BY THE OBSCENE TINY LITTLE TIDBITS OF BORDERLINE MIDGET PORNOGRAPHY BY MEMBER KNOWN AS sraL. GIVEN THE AGE OF FIGGLES (18) HE IS NO LONGER BOUND BY LITTLE BABY LAWS AND WILL BE TRIALED AS AN ADULT.


GIVEN THE TINY PENIS, I WILL DECREE A JAILING SENTENCE TO REACH BUT NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF TINY PENIS TRANSLATED INTO DAYS



GIVEN THE ACCURATE MEASURES PRESENTED TO ME BY THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE COURT WE HAVE ASSESSED THAT THIS PIECE OF GENATALIA IS ROUGHLY 2 1/2 INCHES IN LENGTH.

WE'VE REVIEWED YOUR NOTION OF 7 DAYS AND HAVE OSTENSIBLY LAUGHED AT THE NOTION THAT YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT sraL PACKS A MEMBER EVEN REMOTLY CLOSE, THOUGH SINCE THIS ISN'T THE METRIC SYSTEM, WE ASSUME YOU MAY HAVE INSINUATED 7 CENTIMETERS, WHICH IS ACCEPTABLE, BUT A BIT EXCESS.

ON THE COUNTS OF FAGGOTRY BY FIGGLES, HE IS FOUND: GUILTY AND IS PUNISHED TO 4 DAYS IN JAIL (WORKING BETWEEN 7 DAYS ASSUMED AND 2 1/2 INCHES OF sraL TINY TINNER)

WEVE REVIEWED THE SECOND PLEA OF YOUR CASE, REGARDING THE MATTER OF THE PAROLE AND IT IS GRANTED. FIGGLES, FORMERLY KNOWN AS FIGURATIVE WILL HAVE A 4 DAY PAROLE PERIOD AFTER THE INITIAL 4 DAYS IN JAIL, WHERE ALL MEMBERS WILL ACT AS A REHABILITATION CENTER FOR HIS IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG DICK LADEN MIND.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THREE COUNTS OF DICK POSTING AND BACK TO BACK QUINTUPLE POSTS, THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE THREE HOURS IN JAIL FOR THIS OFFENSE.

IN THE CASE INVOLVING THE DEMARCATION OF INSANITY AND ZANY, WHERE THE DEFENDANT Figgles HAS PURPOSELY WITH NO LOLS-AGREEMENT CONJURE UP TINY PENIS JPEGS, HE IS FOUND GUILTY AND WILL FACE 3 HOURS IN JAIL FOR THAT.

IN THE MOTION OF GAY BASHING, JUDGE BBDENIES THIS AS IT IS CONSIDERED HATEFUL AND WILL HINDER THE PROCESS OF REHABILITATION AND FURTHER FUEL THE HATE REGION IN HIS BRAIN WHICH CAN INTERFERE WITH HIS REHABILITATION. I AM DOING THIS ON SOUND ADVICE FROM Certain AND Bags.

If the honorable JUDGE BB DA BB will allow, I'd like to speak on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative.

Figurative is going through a tough stage in life, dealing with a raging set of hormones. But his recent name change took him too far. I would like to enter the plea of insanity on behalf of the defendant formerly known as Figurative, with the stipulation that he change his name back to Figurative and be forced to masturbate to lesbian porn until his head is cleared of these homosexual thoughts, not that there's anything wrong with that.



ADDRESSING THE ISSUE WITH Certain, I GRANT THE NAME CHANGE FROM FIGGLES TO FIGURATIVE AND HAVE A BLOCK OF 69 DAYS OF A NAME CHANGE. 69 BEING SYMBOLIC OF THE POPULAR MAINSTREAM FELLATIO FETISH. IN THIS TIME FIGGLES WILL BE REFERRED TO AS FIGURATIVE. GRANTED.



IN ADDRESSING THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY, I WILL LEAVE THAT UP TO A GRAND JURY OF NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT CONSTITUENTS, ON GROUNDS SOMETHING REASONABLE, YET SHAMEFULLY HILARIOUS CAN BE FOUND ON EVEN GROUNDS TO REHABILITATE THIS TROUBLED, YOUNG MEXICAN BROWNIE.


Moe Jetts, ALTHOUGH OUT OF LINE, DID POSE A THOUGHT PROVOKING COMMENT. VAGINA MUSHING WON'T SUFFICE, WHILE THE GRAND JURY DECIDES WHAT SORT OF BRAINWASHING @FIGURATIVE WILL OCCUR, HE IS SENTENCED TO WRITE A 100 WORD ESSAY ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH theMuzzl3S WIFE, AS HE IS THE OTHER CASE IN THIS THREE CASE, DOUBLE SMACK RULING.


COURT IS ADJOURNED. RECESS

[big baby]

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING TO AGGREGATE IN THE CASE OF THE NETCEES STATE VS FIGGLES v.341 TO PERHAPS IRREVOCABLY CHANGE THE PROCEEDINGS WE HAVE ALL WITNESSED HERE TODAY?

[big baby]

THESE FINDINGS ARE TEMPORARY UNTIL WE HEAR FROM ATLEAST (1) OTHER CONSTITUENT KNOWN AS Bags AKA BAGATRON. PROCEEDINGS WILL TAKE PLACE AFTER HIS TESTIMONY.


ANY OTHER TESTIMONIES WILL BE WELCOME AT THIS TIME.


SHALL 1.) Bags NOT TESTIFY HE WILL FACE A STRICT RULING IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. HE WILL ALSO HAVE HIS AVATAR REPLACED WITH THE PICTURE WE WILL NOW REFER TO AS "BRITTLE"

[Masaii]

Anyone else not loling?

[big baby]

Masaii YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A THREE-DAY BAN FOR BEING THE MOST UN-LOL MEMBER OF SOCIETY AGAINST JUDGE BB DA BB WHO HAS BROUGHT MULTIPLE LOLS. THIS IS MY OWN DECISION.


Hold up.

yo FIRST THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA WANNA FUCKING DISAPPEAR AFTER SPLIT EMBARRASS THIS DUDE THEN HE WANT TO 'POST A VIDEO' WHERE THE FUCK THE VIDEO AT? I AINT EVER HOP ON THE TRAIN TO ETHER YOU BUT GUESS WHAT YOU JUST PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE YOU FUCKING AUSSIE BACK POIC POSTING FAGGOT


WHERE THE PMS YOU WAS GONNA AIR OUT

WHERE ANYHTING ORIGINAL YOU WAS GONNA POST

THIS IS A PROCEEDING BITCH NOT A LOL FEST NIGGA

HOW ABOUT I FUCKING PROCEED TO STICK MY BB JUDGE COCK UP YOUR STUPID ASS, DONT EVER FUCKING STEP TO ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR LAME ASS VIRGIN 'DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANY FUNNY GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH, NOT LIKE FORCE LAUGH FUNNY BUT HAHAHAHAAH FUNNY CAUSE ONLY GUYS MAKE ME LAUGH' THREAD TITLE MAKING ASS IS GONNA GET BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS, AND BY SMITHEREENS I MEAN KANGAROO MEAT. GIVE THIS DUDE THE FUCKING HAMMER OR I SWEAR TO FUCKIGN GOD IMA BLOW A FUCKING SWITCH BIGGER THAN Split DID YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE

[Masaii]

Careful folks, he's at full retard.

[theMuzzl3]

I gotta write a 650 word essay? R U Kidding me?

Oh, IF FOUND GUILTY!!!

I can predict how that ones gonna go...

[big baby]

DUE TO THE LACK OF EVIDENCE AND BIZARRE AND STUPID FUCKING ENTRANCE FROM Masaii


I WILL DROP ALL CHARGES ON ALL ACCOUNTS, EXCEPT:

@FIGGLES NAME MUST BE CHANGED TO @FIGURATIVE FOR 30 DAYS, HE CAN CHOOSE WHAT HE WANTS TO DO AFTER THAT - AS WE THINK HIS NAME CHANGE WAS THE REASON FOR WHATEVER HE DID?

MUZZLE STILL HAS TO WRITE A 650 WORD ESSAY DISSING BAGS

BUT AFTER ALL THIS Masaii AND MUST RECEIVE A THREE DAY BAN AND REPLACE HIS USER TITLE AS "SPLITS BITCH"

IF THESE DEMANDS ARENT MET, THEN YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF NOT ONLY BB, BUT THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT.


COURT DISMISSED.

[theMuzzl3]

MUZZLE STILL HAS TO WRITE A 650 WORD ESSAY DISSING BAGS


Dissin Bags with 650 words? Fuckin A that'll be hard. Or is is 650 words "ON WHY HE HATES RESIDENT NETCEES 2.0 COURT REPRESENTATIVE Bags OR HE CONSIDERS HIM A EGOTISTICAL BITCH"? Saying I hate him will be hard, since I don't.

How long do I have to work on this?

How long will the ban be, if I don't?

[Ghost1]

U better do it pussy.

The ban is permanent if u dont.

And once u do this will escalate far beyond any means u are capable of handling.

I will take my hatred towards u to the grave.

[theMuzzl3]

Do I gotta try and make it rhyme? I got no gripes with the dude... and its just gonna make more haters hate. Oh well.

[MKG]

Muzzle were waiting for your essay.. Beaner

[big baby]

Do I gotta try and make it rhyme? I got no gripes with the dude... and its just gonna make more haters hate. Oh well.

ONE MORE FUCKING QUESTION AND YOU WILL BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT, JUST FUCKING WRITE. IF YOU REPLY TO THIS YOU WILL BE BANNED AND YOUR WIFE WILL BE SPAMMED AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU CROSSED THE NETCEES 2.0 SUPERIOR COURT AND JUDGE BB DA BB. YOUR DUE DATE IS: SEPTEMBER 26TH

[Masaii]

http://commentphotos.com/gallery/CommentPhotos.com_1406834110.jpg

[theMuzzl3]

I was never convicted, nor evidence placed against me, but I wrote out a fucking essay for you, ese.

[theMuzzl3]

Quote from Murderin Meta4's on RB:
""Originally Posted by Evenflow"
"Seriously. You notice that the vast majority of the black kids posting online think that the white kids have no idea what hip hop is about ? Or that they are naturally better, more knowledgable, etc. A lot of the white kids online are pricks once they get a little EI recognition and make rude racist statements. (Besides Albanian.. cuz Communist opinions don't matter in the USA. Go back to your pork Nazi). Latino kids are more likely to take the persona of the black kids because that seems to be the new trend.

Shit's gay. I'm a better MC then 95% of you. Point blank. I'm white. I'm a prick. I can be cool, but if I don't like you then fuck you. You're a fuckin text personality on my comp. Stop the b/s. Kids getting banned for racism then someone says something about 8mile and a little black wack kid goes "You must be white". Blah. Double Standards mother fucks."

kind of funny u say netcees are racist....but this thread is targetted at black ppl….." END QUOTE


And now, the essay begins. I don't even know where to fuckin begin.
Homie came at me with guns blazin at the color of my skin… just sayin.
First off I private messaged my Facebook to an admin; and somehow Bags leaked it…
ensuring that the flame of me would go greatly and follow up with more topics.
His topic title had no grammatical skills, as expected, from a sucka MC who should be rejected.
This wasn't posted even in the flaming of themuzzl3 topic… it was my 500 word essay about why I love hip hop.
At first, he seemed to be genuinely trying to be helpful; replying to my stupid questions with things like:
Om = open mic
An u just use img brackets around the link to ur pic like
heresmylink
Then he goes and posts theMuzzl3's roast topic, which is all fine and dandy.
Once again, the title he typed out showed no signs of intelligence being handy.
The flaming made me LOL, until my wife was brought into it and pics were posted.
Bags made no posts in the topic, but I will still throw him in an oven built for cooking clay.
In fact, I dunno what I drunkenly said… but I built homie his own special coffin today.
Then my dumb ass decided to be drawn into a battle with Big Fucka Baby.
Had no idea what I was getting into, and the dude literally raped me.
Then I seen Bags picking on other newbs; just to build himself up, using cruelty.
I stick to my ideals of right vs wrong, so I decided I'd stick up for them, foolishly.
I called him out on his ego, after reading some of his rhymes and flowing.
Dude came at me, callin names… using ignorantly compiled words, calling me out on every post.
The way he acted a fool, his as should be on trial… and should be rigorously subjected to a roast.
For no reason at all, he would not crush his grudge, probably b/c of EGO -- you be the judge.
It seems like his veteran ass is the one who literately needs to practice literacy.
Then he attacks me with a topic saying "ban Muzzle for 72 hours".
Bitch, with your ego; you act like own this forum, you have all of the power.

Homie-gee-loke provided no evidence against me… but I still have to write this fucking essay.
By the pic of him: Im not sure if he is black or hispanic, but it seems like he's and ese.
Not that it matters, I'm not the racist one on here. I got plenty of friends of all races,
and when pics get taken of me, I make funny faces… but Bags's face needs to be erased.
Dude's online persona is wicked, but IRL he probably keeps sticks up his fat ass rump.
His words are like a garbage dump, while he snobbily peeps dicks like a gay ass chump.
I mean, homie's record says he's hella cool… but we all know he dropped out'ta highschool.

I wouldn't be surprised if this link displays the netcees famous Bags:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_vcVpOAjs

Dude uses more internet slang than a 12 year old that is addicted to WOW.
Some of the net-lingo acronyms he uses I have to look up on google, anyhow.
I'm a peaceful person, I am the Tao, but he deserves a pow in the eyebrow.
I vow to plow this chump while he swallows my jizz and I 'Laugh Out Loud'.
Bags are for ladies, and thats not a compliment fool. Why you wearing purses?
What'a ya gonna do now, call me worse words with a verse full of curses?
Bags is like 'doggy bags', he gets used, stank like shit, and tossed in the trash.
He decided to fuck with me, and I'm amused, but he's about to get smashed.
Homie probably be wearing rag tags, beanie caps and dickies; and holding onto his Mickeys.
Won't know what hit ya when biker gangs' guns start flickering & you're done like all the quickies
that I had with your joke of a lady, my rough bangs made her smart enough to leave you.
Fool, your ego is so big, but in reality… the situation we're in: you haven't got a clue.
Get out the street, holmes. You really don't belong there.
If you do, go to your clubs and come out extremely scared.
Cuz there might just be a dope ride flying by with semi-automatics pointed at yo trifling ass.
And, I'll be on the rooftops, just to make sure the job is done, with a sniper rifle.
The moment that you lay motionless on the street will be so rightfully delightful.

I don't know about you, but I think Bags's profile pic looks like a scary ass gangsta taken a hit from a pipe.
I hope there was salvia in it, because fags with a lack of a scrotum… actin like pranksters, deserve that shit ripe.
DMT? He's probably never heard of it. Silk Roads? Shit shut down before he could even find a link to it.
Dude's intelligence level does not reflect his champ'd and accomplishments listed.
Fool can't even write in English; I'd hate to neglect his wish for him getting ass fisted.
Whats funny is people with freshly new join dates joined in on taken shots at me like a punching-bag…
as if each punch would mess with my head, avoiding them getting raped, and winning respect of fags like Bags.

Kind of a funny side note, Netcees made a facebook page on 4/30… my birthday.

[big baby]

Fucking gone Bags

[theMuzzl3]

think i fixed all the grammar/spelling mistakes. Notepad fixing spelling function is shitty, but I need it

[MKG]

Omfg lmao I'm done

[Blanco Bishop]

L m A O

[BROKE LESNAR]

blotflmmfao

[MKG]

JUDGE BB DA BB

I would like to file a restraining order on theMuzzl3 as you can see from my signature I do not wish to become friends with him. He sends me private messages asking me to penetrate his wife and unload my creamy finishing sauce on her aging face. He mentions me or quotes me at least 6 times a day and it's starting to creep me out. Please grant me this restraining order honorable judge bb. Thank you for your time.

[theMuzzl3]

JUDGE BB DA BB

I would like to file a restraining order on theMuzzl3 as you can see from my signature I do not wish to become friends with him. He sends me private messages asking me to penetrate his wife and unload my creamy finishing sauce on her aging face. He mentions me or quotes me at least 6 times a day and it's starting to creep me out. Please grant me this restraining order honorable judge bb. Thank you for your time.

I don't even have the ability to send private messages, dick wad.

Besides, if an admin wanted to search my sent box, I'm sure they can.

You're just trying to be insulting, when you should be focusing your anger on me, in the newbie tournament.

[MKG]

Your honor yet another quote that makes 7

[Greed]

Stfu muzzle.

[sral]

lmao throw me in jail of a weekend at least when i'm not around here anyway

[Judge Chester Charlesworth]

This has gone on long enough.

The honorable judge, Chester Z. Charlesworth, sentences Ian "Baron Mynd" McBritish to a lifetime ban for one count of nublic indecency, two counts of small testes, one count of a concealed tip with no permit, four counts of indangering a newb, one count of treason to heterosexuality, and eight counts of faggitry.

NC Police Chief Bags will take the defendant into custody immediately.

As for the defendant Figgles and Muzzle, I will have my decision by sunrise tomorrow.

Thank you all.

[Batty]

Gone at concealed tip.

[theMuzzl3]

Stfu muzzle.

Go fuck yourself... oh wait, your shlong isn't long enough.

[MKG]

Go fuck yourself... oh wait, your shlong isn't long enough.

How do you know?

[Split]

This has gone on long enough.

The honorable judge, Chester Z. Charlesworth, sentences Ian "Baron Mynd" McBritish to a lifetime ban for one count of nublic indecency, two counts of small testes, one count of a concealed tip with no permit, four counts of indangering a newb, one count of treason to heterosexuality, and eight counts of faggitry.

NC Police Chief Bags will take the defendant into custody immediately.

As for the defendant Figgles and Muzzle, I will have my decision by sunrise tomorrow.

Thank you all.
Repped

[theMuzzl3]

How do you know?

The universe told me so, via basic construction of a logic board...

[Ghost1]

This has gone on long enough.

The honorable judge, Chester Z. Charlesworth, sentences Ian "Baron Mynd" McBritish to a lifetime ban for one count of nublic indecency, two counts of small testes, one count of a concealed tip with no permit, four counts of indangering a newb, one count of treason to heterosexuality, and eight counts of faggitry.

NC Police Chief Bags will take the defendant into custody immediately.

As for the defendant Figgles and Muzzle, I will have my decision by sunrise tomorrow.

Thank you all.


Lol. Best alias on the board hands down.

Too strong. Repped.

[big baby]

but bags

[Witty]

but bags

Bags is a whore, he will break your heart.

[Ghost1]

I cant love u all the same

I just cant

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Yall muhfuggas wylin, need to focus on the art of battle though.

[Badweather]

Yo, this is just wrong...like on some real life shit. Wtf

[theMuzzl3]

Was my 650+ word essay enough to revoke my rights to send private messages, create new topics, and delete my posts again? I don't know what other rights were stripped, but I feel like the punishments should be temporary.
MKG -- sorry brah, I got you on my ignore list. Stop wasting your time trying to bash me.

[MKG]

Was my 650+ word essay enough to revoke my rights to send private messages, create new topics, and delete my posts again? I don't know what other rights were stripped, but I feel like the punishments should be temporary.

lol nc needs a constitution

[theMuzzl3]

Bags never wasted time with a response, all though he did quote 2 lines somewhere and say it was somewhat of a punch.



Then he attacks me with a topic saying "ban Muzzle for 72 hours".
Bitch, with your ego; you act like own this forum, you have all of the power.

Homie-gee-loke provided no evidence against me… but I still have to write this fucking essay.
By the pic of him: Im not sure if he is black or hispanic, but it seems like he's and ese.
Not that it matters, I'm not the racist one on here. I got plenty of friends of all races,
and when pics get taken of me, I make funny faces… but Bags's face needs to be erased.
Dude's online persona is wicked, but IRL he probably keeps sticks up his fat ass rump.
His words are like a garbage dump, while he snobbily peeps dicks like a gay ass chump.
I mean, homie's record says he's hella cool… but we all know he dropped out'ta highschool.

I wouldn't be surprised if this link displays the netcees famous Bags:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_vcVpOAjs

Dude uses more internet slang than a 12 year old that is addicted to WOW.
Some of the net-lingo acronyms he uses I have to look up on google, anyhow.
I'm a peaceful person, I am the Tao, but he deserves a pow in the eyebrow.
I vow to plow this chump while he swallows my jizz and I 'Laugh Out Loud'.
Bags are for ladies, and thats not a compliment fool. Why you wearing purses?
What'a ya gonna do now, call me worse words with a verse full of curses?
Bags is like 'doggy bags', he gets used, stank like shit, and tossed in the trash.
He decided to fuck with me, and I'm amused, but he's about to get smashed.
Homie probably be wearing rag tags, beanie caps and dickies; and holding onto his Mickeys.
Won't know what hit ya when biker gangs' guns start flickering & you're done like all the quickies
that I had with your joke of a lady, my rough bangs made her smart enough to leave you.
Fool, your ego is so big, but in reality… the situation we're in: you haven't got a clue.
Get out the street, holmes. You really don't belong there.
If you do, go to your clubs and come out extremely scared.
Cuz there might just be a dope ride flying by with semi-automatics pointed at yo trifling ass.
And, I'll be on the rooftops, just to make sure the job is done, with a sniper rifle.
The moment that you lay motionless on the street will be so rightfully delightful.

[Clayray]

Muzzle u da goat

[theMuzzl3]

Muzzle u da goat

holy fuck. You must be psychic. I won't reveal anything else, until later.

Woosah, you are awesome.

[Clayray]

holy fuck. You must be psychic. I won't reveal anything else, until later.

I was being totally srs too btw lol no sarcasm in the post

You good guy you