Week 10 Chat/Matchups/Rankings

[BROKE LESNAR]

BROKE LESNAR 9-1
Destroyer 7-3
jilti 6-4
Blanco Bishop 5-4
YDK 5-5
Camp Bell 5-3
Defiant 3-5
Unfukwitable 4-2
@Muff 4-1
Certain 3-2
Kin 3-2
Beans 1-0
murda sho 2-0
Packed Graves 2-0
theMuzzl3 0-2
Tomb 1-1
Strikta 0-1
Tic Tac 0-1
Woosah 0-0
Wordz AhGod 1-0

Sign Out
Meth 5-3
Windu Tuako 3-4
MKG 2-2

[MKG]

Go ahead and sign me out.
Any Time you lose to a punch that rhymes that with that
It's time to call it quits

[Destroyer]

I'd be raw too man
but shit happens

[BROKE LESNAR]

Mag will be up sometime tomorrow. Need an interview if anyone is interested. I'll also be sending PM's to everybody soon, I'll need you to reply to that.

[Certain]

Wordz AhGod?

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[BROKE LESNAR]

Wordz AhGod?

http://media20.giphy.com/media/LTEbcbA3MwG9a/giphy.gif

One of the best battles this week. Both of you have been around for a while and are dope. I really hope u reconsider ur bar, lol.

[Certain]

Who was he "a while" ago?

If you leave RapBattles for the first time because you want to chime in a Dagel thread, why would I take you seriously?

[El Muffin]

So at this rate itll take me forever to get to contenders match eh

[BROKE LESNAR]

So at this rate itll take me forever to get to contenders match eh

The winner of your match is one of next week's contenders.

[YDK]

Questions answered BROKE LESNAR

[Blanco Bishop]

Go ahead and sign me out.
Any Time you lose to a punch that rhymes that with that
It's time to call it quits



Lol.

[Certain]

I just realized MKG's line was about Blanco Bishop's previous avatar. I realized that now rather than then because Blanco Bishop changed his avatar between when the line was posted and when I voted. That's what murda sho meant when he said he hates avatar punches.

[Blanco Bishop]

I just realized MKG's line was about Blanco Bishop's previous avatar. I realized that now rather than then because Blanco Bishop changed his avatar between when the line was posted and when I voted. That's what murda sho meant when he said he hates avatar punches.

Lol.

[Packed Graves]

Mag will be up sometime tomorrow. Need an interview if anyone is interested. I'll also be sending PM's to everybody soon, I'll need you to reply to that.

Question answered.

[sral]

what does the rebuttal option mean?

[sral]

yo Blanco, i got love for you man, but set your avatar back how it was just until this battles done

it puts the guy at a disadvantage imo

[BROKE LESNAR]

what does the rebuttal option mean?

A drops bar
B drops bar
A drops rebuttal bar
B drops rebuttal bar

Just raises the difficulty level a bit.

[YDK]

Looks like a is getting fucked by b lol

[jilti]

yo Blanco, i got love for you man, but set your avatar back how it was just until this battles done

it puts the guy at a disadvantage imo

its all about Gamesmanship

[Tic]

I'll also be sending PM's to everybody soon, I'll need you to reply to that.
I obviously didn't see this........rofl.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Looks like a is getting fucked by b lol

Lol, that isn't a given though. If you drop 2 great bars and the other guy doesn't, order of posting is rendered moot.

[BROKE LESNAR]

I obviously didn't see this........rofl.

lmao yeah asshole

[YDK]

But its soooo much easier to feed off the other guys bar.
your basically just saying "na ah" to anything they say an then calling them the same thing...and making it rhyme lol

[sral]

Looks like a is getting fucked by b lol

agreed

b got a slight advantage in that scenario

[El Muffin]

Bang bang.

Ay im on standby to be goin offshore again.

Hopefully this rig has wifi for all

[BROKE LESNAR]

Is anybody willing to do a showcase rebuttal battle for the mag?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Is anybody willing to do a showcase rebuttal battle for the mag?

PM if you are. I need 2 ppl. First 2 will be selected and I will let you know who your opponent is via PM. The bars will be due by tomorrow, though.

[BROKE LESNAR]

I have one for the showcase rebuttal battle, just need 1 more.

[El Muffin]

Muff vs Kin up

[BROKE LESNAR]

PM if you are. I need 2 ppl. First 2 will be selected and I will let you know who your opponent is via PM. The bars will be due by tomorrow, though.

btw the showcase rebuttal battle will result in an additional win to your record

losses won't be counted

[BROKE LESNAR]

Okay I have the showcase battle set.

[theMuzzl3]

I just realized MKG's line was about Blanco Bishop's previous avatar. I realized that now rather than then because Blanco Bishop changed his avatar between when the line was posted and when I voted. That's what murda sho meant when he said he hates avatar punches.

Its probly best to go with lines that will universally set it... not 1980s, and not last week's avatar.

[Wordz AhGod]

I used to battle here when it was N.C. 1.0. been on BW, RV, RM, BBoys and some other spots before ending up on RB.

[Wordz AhGod]

this may work if

A drops bar
b drops rebuttle bar
b drops bar
A drops rebuttle bar

otherwise as previously said, A gets fucked by B lol

[El Muffin]

this may work if

A drops bar
b drops rebuttle bar
b drops bar
A drops rebuttle bar

otherwise as previously said, A gets fucked by B lol

Ay nigga.

I rmbr you from rb back when Spitacular champed n defended 24423x consectutively

I was Father Muff b4 smokajoks bnned me

[Wordz AhGod]

^lol..

I remember you from RM and other sites when it was considered cool to battle in 12 leagues on different sites all at one time..

[Destroyer]

this may work if

A drops bar
b drops rebuttle bar
b drops bar
A drops rebuttle bar

otherwise as previously said, A gets fucked by B lol

this is how we did it last time, and is the only fair way to do it

[El Muffin]

Wrd

[Wordz AhGod]

btw. me vs certain = open.

[Blanco Bishop]

Bang bang.

Ay im on standby to be goin offshore again.

Hopefully this rig has wifi for all
Nigg...aint u heard of a portable hot spot?

Roughly 50 a month for 5 gigs

[El Muffin]

Hmmmmm

[El Muffin]

Mag perhaps?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Soon.

[El Muffin]

Soon.

Yeh. My bad for all the bitching lately homie.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Lol no worries.

[YDK]

Where's the magazine an my opponent

[El Muffin]

Ur battling strikta

[Tomb]

Mag?

[YDK]

Ur battling strikta

Yeah but...where's he at lol

[Packed Graves]

Mag?

^^^^


BROKE LESNAR

[Blanco Bishop]

It'll come lol

Yall anxious as fuck.

Smoke one for them nerves.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Almost done. Cpl more hrs worth of work.

[YDK]

I'm high with the kids at they grandparents house for the night, totally coulda read the magazine peacefully for once lol

[El Muffin]

Yeah.


Owellz

[YDK]

Word Netflix got new episodes of revolution so I'm good for the night lol

[BROKE LESNAR]

It'll be up in 30 mins.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Word Netflix got new episodes of revolution so I'm good for the night lol

Is it any good? I know it was canceled so I didn't want to get too invopved with it. There's what, 2 seasons?

[YDK]

Yeah its actually really good man, I was watching this and terra Nova an realized both only had one season lol I was pissed. But the second season is out now an picked up pretty much where the first season left off.

I don't think its too far off from what it would turn into if electricity no longer worked...but it starts reaching a bit from what I've seen so far but the basic storyline character development and situations are solid enough to ignore their reasoning for the electric going out lol
BROKE LESNAR

[BROKE LESNAR]

Mag is finished and posted. Idk if the videos are working for you guys but they aren't working for me. Idgaf so it is what it is.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yeah its actually really good man, I was watching this and terra Nova an realized both only had one season lol I was pissed. But the second season is out now an picked up pretty much where the first season left off.

I don't think its too far off from what it would turn into if electricity no longer worked...but it starts reaching a bit from what I've seen so far but the basic storyline character development and situations are solid enough to ignore their reasoning for the electric going out lol
BROKE LESNAR

See what pisses me off is that first season was heralded as being much-see television and received rave reviews from the critics. So they cancel it at season 2.

I heard alot of bad stuff ab Terra Nova. It's really hard for me to get into a series that only has a season or two and then is canned. HBO infuriated me with Deadwood. As did NBC with Heroes (even though they are making a new one). The writers strike killed me.

[YDK]

Yeah the shit kills me too man, I get into a show an realize its over lol terra Nova was awesome IMO but I love dinosaurs an time travel concepts so I may be the odd man out on that lol Jericho was dope as fuck tho too

[theMuzzl3]

this may work if

A drops bar
b drops rebuttle bar
b drops bar
A drops rebuttle bar

otherwise as previously said, A gets fucked by B lol

this kinda true.

[theMuzzl3]

I'm high with the kids at they grandparents house for the night, totally coulda read the magazine peacefully for once lol

lol.

More herbal medicine is required.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yeah I like the

A
B
B
A

idea. Week 11 that will be the format.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yeah the shit kills me too man, I get into a show an realize its over lol terra Nova was awesome IMO but I love dinosaurs an time travel concepts so I may be the odd man out on that lol Jericho was dope as fuck tho too

I'm into that too. If you co-sign it I guess I'll try Terra Nova out. 1 Season cliffhangers are the worst though lol. And you're right. Jericho was so good. Yet the ended it just like that. There was a show on Fox that I was addicted to yrs ago, it was ab a cop who died and the devil promised him if he helped recapture some escaped demons he would be brought to life. It was called Brimstone and was freaking awesome. 1 season in the books and they canceled it. Ugh.

[YDK]

Any body that cancels a good show after one season should be shot in the face like a hundred times with a paintball gun or something lol

[Clayray]

In for week 11

[Destroyer]

Packed Graves

curious how I could have "done more" with the concept

[Tomb]

What's good every1

FYI never mix liquors makes ur shit way 2 wordy lls

[Kill Spree]

In for week 11

[El Muffin]

Packed Graves

curious how I could have "done more" with the concept

Blt ..could have worked sum mayo in there or sumthing

Jesus

[Destroyer]

Blt ..could have worked sum mayo in there or sumthing

Jesus

oh so much rep

[El Muffin]

Fuck.

Perhaps I should stop posting my bar day 1

Nigga be sittin here lookin at a match he already won for like 6 days.

[Certain]

Signing in to a 1-2 battle is cowardly. Post as soon as you see the matchup or get the fuck out.

[El Muffin]

Say what u will certain.

But I usually dont post as soon as I see the thread unless im sure my opponent wont be a fag n wait till deadline to think of something to outshine mine

Surprisingly I havent seen much of that

I usually try to contact nigs on sum u wanna post early with me shit

[Packed Graves]

Say what u will certain.

But I usually dont post as soon as I see the thread unless im sure my opponent wont be a fag n wait till deadline to think of something to outshine mine

Surprisingly I havent seen much of that

I usually try to contact nigs on sum u wanna post early with me shit

Can you leave feed now that you know how Jil name is pronounced.

[El Muffin]

Sure..when I get to a laptop

Phone feed is terrible, trust

[Packed Graves]

Sure..when I get to a laptop

Phone feed is terrible, trust

Sall good.

[YDK]

Dropped

[El Muffin]

AIDS ISNT FUNNY YDK



Lol

[El Muffin]

Broke im going to make a concerted effort to stop clogging threads nxt week

Lol sawy

[BROKE LESNAR]

Broke im going to make a concerted effort to stop clogging threads nxt week

Lol sawy

lmao don't worry I don't really care what happens after each bar is posted

[theMuzzl3]

I'll be back next time, and hopefully next time my lines won't be limited by 2 minutes of my time.

[theMuzzl3]

Now, Muzzl3.

Your set up was awesome. They have been getting better and better. "Tomb registered minutes ago" was you vaguely setting up your concept. "his heart still beating in the womb" was you elaborating on the concept and supporting it with a subtle misdirected description, which is good.

"I assume there's no limits to the room; time for netcees to give the broom" wasted EVERYTHING you built upon in the setup. It had nothing to do with the concept you initially set in the opener. This line should have been used to deliver the punchline you were subtly hinting towards, instead you disregarded all the hard work you put into the concept. Don't assume anything. "no limits to the room" - are you referring to how many ppl are allowed in the hospital room during childbirth? If so, I get it. But this doesn't belong here. You aren't assuming ANYTHING when you're dissing somebody (of course you are). You know for a FACT Tomb is new to NC. You know for a FACT he is still green. Having limits in a room does nothing to progress your concept and NC giving him the broom is as light as a punch as you can get. You might as well have given him a 10 minute timeout on the couch while being hand-fed grapes and feathered by bratz dolls for being a pretentious faggot. Also, you didn't need to throw the "room" word in there to rhyme. It was unnecessary. You know what Muff talks ab with slant rhymes? Practice that.

It's either

blah blah rhyme, blah blah blah rhyme
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahbhbhblaaaah blaaaaah blah rhyme

or

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahbhbhblaaaah blah rhyme
blajajalajs hesitation, blalalalallakallalaahahahahaha rhyme

Don't put two rhymes the way you did in the second line (closer). It cripples whatever impact you were hoping for.


Your words are helpful, but I tend to disagree with the blah rhyme blah part. Playing with words should be wordplay and it shouldn't be limited to some fixed structure… all though I do see your point and I will write lines according to those structures, more often.

"limits to the room" referred to limits of space within the womb (or in this case, limits to members taking up space on netcees). It was word play and metaphorical. I'm surprised no one got it. Giving him the broom would represent kicking him off of the site, or his mother giving birth to him.


ehh...

both of these were wack but had maa potential to be dope
muzzle, it was just boring, get the broom and do what?
whats the limits in the room, how does all that tie into him
being in the womb? you have to be more creative.


I guess leaving shit open to interpretation is not so able to be done here…. giving someone the broom means giving them the boot. Limit to room refers to him being too big to be in the womb, or to fat to be on nettles.



In conclusion: I accept my loss without any hesitation, that votes were based on content without discrimination. I did have two lines in my head at one point that would have gone over well, but I was on the toilet with no pen & paper.


BROKE LESNAR Camp Bell

[BROKE LESNAR]

Your words are helpful, but I tend to disagree with the blah rhyme blah part. Playing with words should be wordplay and it shouldn't be limited to some fixed structure… all though I do see your point and I will write lines according to those structures, more often.

"limits to the room" referred to limits of space within the womb (or in this case, limits to members taking up space on netcees). It was word play and metaphorical. I'm surprised no one got it. Giving him the broom would represent kicking him off of the site, or his mother giving birth to him.




I guess leaving shit open to interpretation is not so able to be done here…. giving someone the broom means giving them the boot. Limit to room refers to him being too big to be in the womb, or to fat to be on nettles.



In conclusion: I accept my loss without any hesitation, that votes were based on content without discrimination. I did have two lines in my head at one point that would have gone over well, but I was on the toilet with no pen & paper.


BROKE LESNAR Camp Bell

You assume there's no limits to the room. Okay that clears it up somewhat. What you're doing is using topical metaphors in a text battle format. Which isn't going to work. And I've never in my life heard of childbirth being referred to as being given the broom. I think it would work more in your favor, since you're trying to be a better rapper and translate what you're doing in text to what you will be doing in audio, if you did AOWL. By all means, you don't have to take my advice or anybody elses, I could give a shit if you do. Alot of ppl don't take advice anymore. They just find an excuse to negate it. So I'm not surprised. But I will tell you this, if you don't compromise, you will lose every single battle on this site.

[theMuzzl3]

I will (compromise), except for in AOWL.

And, thank you for taking the time to give me clear advice.

[BROKE LESNAR]

If we can get all the battles voted on by tonight then I will put the new battles up late in the evening, early Wednesday AM.

[Defiant]

Expect my retirement thread in the morning guys

[BROKE LESNAR]

Expect my retirement thread in the morning guys

lmao don't be so hard on urself

[YDK]

AIDS ISNT FUNNY YDK



Lol

i was half asleep an just posted a no show bar...but you're right aids aint funny. but stiktas aids are

[Tic]

murda sho Bastid.

[murda sho]

*emoji with sunglasses on*

[Tic]

Haha good battle.

[Packed Graves]

Haha good battle.

sup champ.

[theMuzzl3]

Expect my retirement thread in the morning guys

Don't quit.

[Tic]

sup champ.
Sup homie, congrats to you as well ; )

[El Muffin]

Sup homie, congrats to you as well ; )


Uhuh..I see u rb niggas


Winking


Sending subliminals



I see u niggas

[Tic]

Uhuh..I see u rb niggas


Winking


Sending subliminals



I see u niggas
Lol I see you too, Muff. Ya dig?

[El Muffin]

TARGETS ACQUIRED

[Packed Graves]

TARGETS ACQUIRED

RB is just a stepping stone, like nc.

[murda sho]

Niggas have got to do better with these punches, what the fuck do half of y'all be talking about?

[El Muffin]

How so.

Theres no better place to go in terms of talent


We are all past that stepping stone stage. None of the vets are nc originals

We all (well the vets) cut our teeth through inumerable leagues allover the net

[Window Taco]

Sign me out of next week. Cuz I'm losing to a guy who had a primitive played punch and worst of all IT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME!

So I know it's time for me to hang it up after this one. Almost feels like some voters out to get me lol. Call it bitching if u want, I don't care.

[Window Taco]

Niggas have got to do better with these punches, what the fuck do half of y'all be talking about?

^^ Says the guy who just voted for a bar that didn't even rhyme. Lol

[El Muffin]

Sucks.

I thought u won that too

Iono bout the rhyming part..ill go look

[murda sho]

Windu refrain from mentioning me unless you tryna battle... Punk

That's how I operate.

[Certain]

Why did we need a newbie tournament with the 1-2 league going strong?

[El Muffin]

Boring drops
Morning frost

Fine outloud

[El Muffin]

Murda fuck yo operating procedures nigga

Watup

I still donnt get ur line lol

Fuck

[Tic]

TARGETS ACQUIRED
I was on NC before RB, fool. Just improved my craft a bit with the different style.

Kansas / Cans is.

[El Muffin]

OH

nig I rmbr ur ass back when spit was champ

U were in the league..but uhhh


My how youve gotten better

I feel old

[Tic]

Spit? Nah I've only been here since last summer.

[BROKE LESNAR]

smh windu

[El Muffin]

Spit? Nah I've only been here since last summer.

Yo my bad

I was confusing u with words ah god

[murda sho]

Muff one day we gonna have to put the friendship aside and I'm gonna have to kick your ass haha

[El Muffin]

U goin 2 get that work my dude

Nig rusty but im getting back to that og shit

[El Muffin]

MATCHES GO UP TDAY?

AWESOME

[Window Taco]

smh windu

No smh at you broke. And everyone else that don't like my comments.

[BROKE LESNAR]

No smh at you broke. And everyone else that don't like my comments.

That's some real class. Idc if you win or lose. Stop acting like a little bitch.

[Window Taco]

Windu refrain from mentioning me unless you tryna battle... Punk

That's how I operate.

Murda sho.

[El Muffin]

U whining about shit you shouldnt be whining about

"It didnt rhyme"

Yes it did.

Lol

Thefuccck

Worse than Des?

[MKG]

I lost to a dude who rhymed that with that

I just signed out like a man lol

[El Muffin]

How the fuck do frost rhyme with drop?? U stupid moron! Lol Sit yo ass down old man. You can get it too.

Your an idiot bud. There are way better examples of slant rhyme..apparently you havent grasped the concept

Understandable..considering you write like ezboard journeymen

Lol @ this flameout

Epic

[El Muffin]

I lost to a dude who rhymed that with that

I just signed out like a man lol

Lol that was admittedly nc fault. I didnt notice until match was about to close

[MKG]

Yeah I know there so was much going on the last thing

People looked at was the rhyme lol

[BROKE LESNAR]

Lmao. I'm as chilled out as can be, Windu. You're the guy insulting voters and flipping out. If you want to be disgruntled, be disgruntled. But don't do that shit in the league. I'm not your dad. I'm not going to sit here and try to reason with you or assuage your temper. Either get your shit right, cool down, or your out of the league. Simple is that. Make your decision right now. And your response better be along the lines of "I'm sorry BROKE and I'd like to apologize to the rest of the league for my outburst."

[MKG]

I understand that MKG but all I originally said was its time for me to hang it up and that it "almost feels like" people out to get me. And these muthafuckas turning up like some damn women! LOL I reserve the right to say sign me out.

Yeah. or I feel you but honestly nothing good can come out of lashing out. I was pretty pissed when I lost cuz I mean when you feel you have the better line it's gay to lose, but sometimes you just got to accept it. Last week I just logged off and returned the next day. Believe me just let it go bro. You're good and this is a long season

[BROKE LESNAR]

Wrong response.

[El Muffin]

LOL that line u just wrote is a clear example of why you are washed up. LOL

So morning 'slant' rhymes with boring too right? No matter how u try to justify it, it doesn't rhyme. U can get away with that in audio but this is text, so perhaps u haven't grasped THAT concept. ;)


Wot line? I just compared u to ezboard textcees n rightfully so thus fwr

Im doing just fine in the league

Ur the one gettin ethered by mountains dew lines nigga

Step it up

Or sign the fuck out

Could careless

Righ now ur a free win with potential

N thats 100

U real mad righ now tho.

Ir anyone shud be mad its mkg

[BROKE LESNAR]

If we can get the rest of the battles voted on I'll set the battles up in an hr or so.

[El Muffin]

Sounds good

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yeah I know there so was much going on the last thing

People looked at was the rhyme lol

I honestly didn't see it until after I voted. That was my bad.

[MKG]

It's all good yo, shit happens

[Wordz AhGod]

feelings getting hurt over a 1-2 battle? shit is real in NC I guess.

[El Muffin]

Homie mad af

[Window Taco]

Yeah I was mad. And I don't care what y'all think of me. I've moved on. Y'all should do the same.

[YDK]

I was a lil peeved when I lost the champ match. Thought I had a better bar/personal but because of it being against a vet it was considered played. I'd rather lose to a bar with a slant rhyme than a bar I've personally seen against me but meh fuck it its one bar in one week ain't like shits gonna be remembered by the text gods unless somebody makes it a big deal an worth remembering tbh lol

[El Muffin]

U good now?

Lol

*fans lil padawans face*

[Certain]

Slant rhymes are slant rhymes. Get over it. Have you ever listened to Jay Z?

[El Muffin]

Certain

He does not see how beans line rhymes

Its all about how it rolls off the tounge

Specifically the syllables


Boring drops
Morning Frost

[Blanco Bishop]

Yeah I know there so was much going on the last thing

People looked at was the rhyme lol


U still crying over that?

It wasn't that you're rhyme was better.

It was that your concept was worse.

[BROKE LESNAR]

I was a lil peeved when I lost the champ match. Thought I had a better bar/personal but because of it being against a vet it was considered played. I'd rather lose to a bar with a slant rhyme than a bar I've personally seen against me but meh fuck it its one bar in one week ain't like shits gonna be remembered by the text gods unless somebody makes it a big deal an worth remembering tbh lol

Yeah but you didn't go apeshit and start disrupting the peace. You were upset. You slept on it. And you went back to work. We've all had battles where we thought the outcome should of been different. We take the loss with dignity, exhibit good sportsmanship, and try to win more convincingly next time.

[MKG]

U still crying over that?

It wasn't that you're rhyme was better.

It was that your concept was worse.

Is that why everyone is admitting that you winking was a mistake?

Drop the ego faggot you're 4-5