View Full Version : Who here drive over 6 cylinder
Just got a 8
This man car
Diode
09-25-2014, 09:37 AM
Genesis 5.0 R-Spec checking in. 5.0 V8. 429hp stock.
Destroyer
09-25-2014, 09:46 AM
does driving more cylinders make you type more like a brute?
ie
"this man car."
anime_boners
09-25-2014, 09:49 AM
^lold
4 cylinder civic over here, typing all proper and shit with my lil baby care :c
detour's bike
09-25-2014, 09:50 AM
*beep beep*
^lold
4 cylinder civic over here, typing all proper and shit with my lil baby care :c
Word got the hatch lol
Gotta 1975 jaguar xj12 too tho, 2 v6's sitting next to eachother basically
Diode
09-25-2014, 10:21 AM
^lold
4 cylinder civic over here, typing all proper and shit with my lil baby care :c
BUT U GOTS DAT VTAK YA MAN MAD VTAKK VRRROOOOMMM
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 10:56 AM
Yea I have a 12 cylinder cuz I live a lifestyle wherein I have to go 300 mph often and find it extremely practical
Diode
09-25-2014, 10:58 AM
Yea I have a 12 cylinder cuz I live a lifestyle wherein I have to go 300 mph often and find it extremely practical
Certain name change request to HipsterBrah for this clwon
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 10:59 AM
Clwon
Diode
09-25-2014, 10:59 AM
Clwon
search it, i spell it that way intentionally.
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 11:00 AM
Lol I knew diode would respond immediately lol
All SRS and he's a car lol
"Fuck u pancakecar im diode fuckin driving car fast lol"
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 11:01 AM
I'm not searching for shit dude lol
Diode
09-25-2014, 11:06 AM
Lol
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 11:07 AM
Lol
Yea I have a 12 cylinder cuz I live a lifestyle wherein I have to go 300 mph often and find it extremely practical
I just like mine cuz its a jaguar an a classic tbh
does driving more cylinders make you type more like a brute?
ie
"this man car."
Grunt
uh-oh
09-25-2014, 12:14 PM
4 cyl neon checking in
Badweather
09-25-2014, 03:14 PM
My shoes will have 8 cylinders on em as soon as I save up enough for a sharpie.
"This man car" lol.
1 more for the Honda team. Bolt on / tuned Accord 6 speed checking in.
~RustyGunZ~
09-25-2014, 03:42 PM
you live in the city why would you ever need an 8 cylinder car..
you live in the city why would you ever need an 8 cylinder car..
"This man car" should answer any and all questions.
Diode
09-25-2014, 03:49 PM
lol tuned accord
stahp
back to honda tech with you
lol tuned accord
stahp
back to honda tech with you
Lulz. My car would be right next to your R-Spec, son.
big baby
09-25-2014, 04:10 PM
Lol I knew diode would respond immediately lol
All SRS and he's a car lol
"Fuck u pancakecar im diode fuckin driving car fast lol"
fucking dead
big baby
09-25-2014, 04:13 PM
search it, i spell it that way intentionally.
http://netcees.co/search.php?searchid=163381
Strikta
09-25-2014, 04:24 PM
Yup. Hate it.
Diode
09-25-2014, 04:25 PM
Lulz. My car would be right next to your R-Spec, son.
you car runs 0-60 < 4.8 and 13.2s or less
bolt ons
on an accord
lolk buddy
lolk
Split help me lol here
Nah This ain't honda
4.2 a6 Audi
Honda my shit tho
you car runs 0-60 < 4.8 and 13.2s or less
bolt ons
on an accord
lolk buddy
lolk
Split help me lol here
Have you ran a 13.2 in your car? I've run several 13.5s prior to my tune and shorter gears. So ya I don't think 13.2 will be a problem. So why don't you roflcopter the fuck outta here with that Hyundai shit.
Diode
09-25-2014, 05:04 PM
Have you ran a 13.2 in your car? I've run several 13.5s prior to my tune and shorter gears. So ya I don't think 13.2 will be a problem. So why don't you roflcopter the fuck outta here with that Hyundai shit.
you are full of shit. "bolt ons and a hondatune breh!!!"
lol post slips.
lol @ shorter gears on WHAT REAR DIFFERENTIAL YOU HAVE A GODDAMNED FWD CAR
did you mean you had a custom built transmission? IF SO LOL HARDER
but lol @ thinking "13.2 won't be a problem" when you claim your (bs) 13.5 run. hahaha. you have no idea how the 1/4 mile works. hysterical.
fyi that 13.2 is bone stock on all weathers.
Diode
09-25-2014, 05:07 PM
also "foh with that hyundai shit" is so lol when honda has been the least inspiring, least performing, least driver-enthusiastic brand for so fucking long now
so gone
and my car cost more than anything currently sold in the honda or acura lineup domestically
LET ME KNOW WHEN THAT NEW NSX NEVER COMES OUT LOLLLLLLLL
big baby
09-25-2014, 05:15 PM
i had a honda that ran low 12s though
Diode
09-25-2014, 05:16 PM
i had a honda that ran low 12s though
absolutely plausible
not plausible with bolt ons and an ecu unless it was an nsx.
big baby
09-25-2014, 05:20 PM
jk bb only drive tonka!! lmao!!! VROOOOOOOOOOM
but yeh, bolt ons lol
you are full of shit. "bolt ons and a hondatune breh!!!"
lol post slips.
lol @ shorter gears on WHAT REAR DIFFERENTIAL YOU HAVE A GODDAMNED FWD CAR
did you mean you had a custom built transmission? IF SO LOL HARDER
but lol @ thinking "13.2 won't be a problem" when you claim your (bs) 13.5 run. hahaha. you have no idea how the 1/4 mile works. hysterical.
fyi that 13.2 is bone stock on all weathers.
You Coked out, bro?
Lol @ assuming I don't know what the 1/4 mile is and that I've never run it.
Lol harder @ you thinking you need a REAR differential to change the Final Drive.
Lol @ thinking you're cooler than I am because your car is more moneez.
Gone.
Diode
09-25-2014, 05:29 PM
You Coked out, bro?
Lol @ assuming I don't know what the 1/4 mile is and that I've never run it.
Lol harder @ you thinking you need a REAR differential to change the Final Drive.
Lol @ thinking you're cooler than I am because your car is more moneez.
Gone.
so what we have here is:
no slips.
claiming you did make a change to the gearing even though you just have "bolt ons"
and no proof you have any idea what you're talking about.
cool! cool cool cool.
your vehicle is inferior in every single possible way. it's alright, dude.
so what we have here is:
no slips.
claiming you did make a change to the gearing even though you just have "bolt ons"
and no proof you have any idea what you're talking about.
cool! cool cool cool.
your vehicle is inferior in every single possible way. it's alright, dude.
I have no motor work, only bolt ons and a changed Final Drive. Will post slips when I get home.
My hatch runs 12's consistently...I don't see wat the argument is here. My civic would walk on my charger an my jag will walk on you on the highway an I spent less than 25k on all 3 combined.
D16z6 si swap aftermarket headers cold air flowmasters skunk2 struts/shocks stage 3 clutch etc etc etc
Jag has the 12 cylinder stock engine dual cold air intake custom dual exhaust etc
An the chargers just the stock 2.7 v6 rwd
Use to have a 95 Bonneville ssei that was prolly faster than all my shit but sold it for a car better on gas years ago smh miss that car.
Just saying ain't gotta spend a fortune to have a fast car. Give it power make it light an have good tireds, that'd bout it lol
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 06:22 PM
I roll an old buick but I got 2 twelves and 1000 watt phoenix gold amp. So you already know.
I always had bad luck with Phoenix amps tbh, I gotta 1800 mono pioneer but my L7 blew so its just chilling in my closet
Pontiac ftw
Word. You ever see the ssei models? My Bonneville had 9 buttons just for the front 2 seats hud on the windshield all types of lil options that I ain't seen. Even in some newer cars lol love my pontiacs
Split
09-25-2014, 06:27 PM
No forced induction no care
Split
09-25-2014, 06:28 PM
My hatch runs 12's consistently...I don't see wat the argument is here. My civic would walk on my charger an my jag will walk on you on the highway an I spent less than 25k on all 3 combined.
D16z6 si swap aftermarket headers cold air flowmasters skunk2 struts/shocks stage 3 clutch etc etc etc
Jag has the 12 cylinder stock engine dual cold air intake custom dual exhaust etc
An the chargers just the stock 2.7 v6 rwd
Use to have a 95 Bonneville ssei that was prolly faster than all my shit but sold it for a car better on gas years ago smh miss that car.
Just saying ain't gotta spend a fortune to have a fast car. Give it power make it light an have good tireds, that'd bout it lol
fucking gone
Lmfao
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 06:28 PM
I always had bad luck with Phoenix amps tbh, I gotta 1800 mono pioneer but my L7 blew so its just chilling in my closet
Man my shit bangs out. Put on that 8ball and mjg we started this and it feels like i am leaving orbit.
Word. You ever see the ssei models? My Bonneville had 9 buttons just for the front 2 seats hud on the windshield all types of lil options that I ain't seen. Even in some newer cars lol love my pontiacs
Lol nah but I agree I also love mine it's reliable as he'll I've never had a problem with it. Only thing bothering my is the leather seats amidst this heat wave
No forced induction no care
You prefer Turbo or supercharger?
Loved the supercharger on my Bonneville but been nervous if my Honda could handle a Turbo lol
Split
09-25-2014, 06:29 PM
you are full of shit. "bolt ons and a hondatune breh!!!"
lol post slips.
lol @ shorter gears on WHAT REAR DIFFERENTIAL YOU HAVE A GODDAMNED FWD CAR
did you mean you had a custom built transmission? IF SO LOL HARDER
but lol @ thinking "13.2 won't be a problem" when you claim your (bs) 13.5 run. hahaha. you have no idea how the 1/4 mile works. hysterical.
fyi that 13.2 is bone stock on all weathers.
Repped
Split
09-25-2014, 06:30 PM
You prefer Turbo or supercharger?
Loved the supercharger on my Bonneville but been nervous if my Honda could handle a Turbo lol
Either or, depends on the engine application. I love working with turbo geometries and every car I've owned has been a turbo
Lol nah but I agree I also love mine it's reliable as he'll I've never had a problem with it. Only thing bothering my is the leather seats amidst this heat wave
Yeah man I know that feelin too well lol my bonnevilles AC had a leak so no matter how much I charged it that shit wasn't cold for more than a min
Either or, depends on the engine application. I love working with turbo geometries and every car I've owned has been a turbo
I've never worked on a turbo, are they hard to adjust/get right?
I was driving a Volvo t5 with a Turbo it was a quick lil shit but never even thought of fuckin with the Turbo lol
Man my shit bangs out. Put on that 8ball and mjg we started this and it feels like i am leaving orbit.
Lmao hell yeah
I always used freak a leak an dis bitch dat hoe as my sub testers any time I gotta new sub or amp.
Fir some reason the Phoenix an pyramid amps always blew before I even got outta the driveway lol I just stick with pioneer mtx an power acoustic Gothic series for my amps
Split
09-25-2014, 06:51 PM
I've never worked on a turbo, are they hard to adjust/get right?
I was driving a Volvo t5 with a Turbo it was a quick lil shit but never even thought of fuckin with the Turbo lol
Well I meant like optimizing turbocharger trim to work with a car's existing torque curve
So like choosing the best turbo design for a certain engine
Right now I'm working with a professor on modeling variable vane turbochargers, so the turbine wheel changes shape at different RPMs and you get unreal efficiency boosts
But they're a little difficult to do maintenance on, too. And if you cook your turbo, it's gonna be a lot of $$ and work to get it back on the road
Maintenance is paramount
Split
09-25-2014, 06:54 PM
Lol slow cars
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 07:01 PM
Lmao hell yeah
I always used freak a leak an dis bitch dat hoe as my sub testers any time I gotta new sub or amp.
Fir some reason the Phoenix an pyramid amps always blew before I even got outta the driveway lol I just stick with pioneer mtx an power acoustic Gothic series for my amps
Man that's wild. Mine never had any problems. My older brother let me have his vintage snoop Dogg cd and that shit sounds so clean bruh.
big baby
09-25-2014, 07:01 PM
Lol i write betta than all of u combined
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 07:04 PM
Lol slow cars
Damn you a racer bro?
Lol i write betta than all of u combined
U don't right nothing betta Dan nobodee
El Muffin
09-25-2014, 07:09 PM
I phone get it off my screen tho
El Muffin
09-25-2014, 07:10 PM
Damn you a racer bro?
Split be driftin in Wal-Mart parking lots
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 07:36 PM
Split be driftin in Wal-Mart parking lots
Man my boy Dave was spinning his tires like burning em and shit in the Walmart parking lot and the police arrested him for dtp. They don't play that shit on private property I guess. Fuck walmart.
It's not about going over 95
It's about the pickup to me
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 07:51 PM
It's not about going over 95
It's about the pickup to me
Why not fuck witta motorbike then bruh? Seems like you just on here to brag to me.
Lol i write betta than all of u combined
U don't right nothing betta Dan nobodee
Mike Wrecka
09-25-2014, 07:56 PM
either you guys are 16 or you look ridiculous in your hatch back rice burners with an intake and exhaust and a booming system
1996 called , it wants its cars back
uh-oh
09-25-2014, 08:01 PM
battlemaster patrick is my favorite member
but yea i dont get any of this shit
i want my car to be able to do the speed limit and ride smoothly.
and look nice. but i'll never have that probably because i dont care enough. i'll dump my shitty neon hopefully soon for something else shitty and run that till it needs dumped for something else shitty for the rest of my life.
its transportation
although if i was rich i'd go luxury or suv type shit. something big. with leather. and fake wood.
ballin
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 08:16 PM
Word up uh oh. You like me just a regular guy I take it. Do you battle?
Greed
09-25-2014, 08:46 PM
Why not fuck witta motorbike then bruh? Seems like you just on here to brag to me.
Do you battle?
What
Diode
09-25-2014, 08:46 PM
My hatch runs 12's consistently...I don't see wat the argument is here. My civic would walk on my charger an my jag will walk on you on the highway an I spent less than 25k on all 3 combined.
D16z6 si swap aftermarket headers cold air flowmasters skunk2 struts/shocks stage 3 clutch etc etc etc
Jag has the 12 cylinder stock engine dual cold air intake custom dual exhaust etc
An the chargers just the stock 2.7 v6 rwd
Use to have a 95 Bonneville ssei that was prolly faster than all my shit but sold it for a car better on gas years ago smh miss that car.
Just saying ain't gotta spend a fortune to have a fast car. Give it power make it light an have good tireds, that'd bout it lol
ahhh the good ole butt dyno.
sure you've been to a 1/4 mi ydk
sure
Diode
09-25-2014, 08:47 PM
i like that ydk is worried about FI on a d series engine. the compression on those pieces of shit is like 8:1.
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 08:49 PM
oh fuck ydk you 8:1 faggot lol do you even car?
fucking pleb, right bros Split Diode
DUDE PROBABLY CARS A 1/4 MILES BUT COUNTERCLOCKWISE LOOL FUCKING IDIOT. GETS A 14.67 LMAO SLOW BITCH YOU BACKWARDS TOO
Diode
09-25-2014, 08:51 PM
oh fuck ydk you 8:1 faggot lol do you even car?
fucking pleb, right bros Split Diode
DUDE PROBABLY CARS A 1/4 MILES BUT COUNTERCLOCKWISE LOOL FUCKING IDIOT. GETS A 14.67 LMAO SLOW BITCH YOU BACKWARDS TOO
http://dan-medeiros.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/stop-liking.jpg
i didnt even know it was you in that old meme until now
it all makes sense
big baby
09-25-2014, 08:52 PM
oh fuck ydk you 8:1 faggot lol do you even car?
fucking pleb, right bros Split Diode
DUDE PROBABLY CARS A 1/4 MILES BUT COUNTERCLOCKWISE LOOL FUCKING IDIOT. GETS A 14.67 LMAO SLOW BITCH YOU BACKWARDS TOO
gone
this is what i do to u bit with nfl maybe u can undastand where bb cum frum
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 08:54 PM
what's so ironic is that that's double triple ironic because if anyone ever, in the history of posting things on the internet, posts something you disagree with, you go all pissy diode and like condescending diode LOL DUDE YEA THAT'S WRONG LOL SURE SURE YOU IDIOT
whereas i don't care either way about cars im just posting things because how srs u take this
inb4 diode meme post
inb4 diode condescending post
inb4 took away diodes post repetoire
repecar* lol
my repecar goes 1/4 in 13! no supercharged ion pack tho only has geometric volume control on the left turbo shifter lol im a jackass fucking moron for real should get the honda xc replace engine with mustang chasis lol
http://i61.tinypic.com/51u352.jpg
Diode
I have another 13.57 but the slip got wet and it's hard to make out. This was untuned and stock gearing in ~800ft DA.
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:04 PM
:) <3333333 PAN SO FUCKA FUNY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lemme try
GOT A BACKWARD WHEEL MUSTANG TWELVER. .56 REAR SHIFT GEARS AND DOUBLE TAP TENSION STRUT BASKETS. CANUTER VALVE UPGRADES, DOCK DILLONS AND A PLATINUM VALVE MUFFLER GRID ON THE DYNO TESTER RWD MONSTER NO POWER 6000 LB TORQUE POWER AND 10K GASOLINE HORSE SUPERPOWERS
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 09:05 PM
yea but insult somebody
Diode
09-25-2014, 09:08 PM
what's so ironic is that that's double triple ironic because if anyone ever, in the history of posting things on the internet, posts something you disagree with, you go all pissy diode and like condescending diode LOL DUDE YEA THAT'S WRONG LOL SURE SURE YOU IDIOT
whereas i don't care either way about cars im just posting things because how srs u take this
inb4 diode meme post
inb4 diode condescending post
inb4 took away diodes post repetoire
repecar* lol
my repecar goes 1/4 in 13! no supercharged ion pack tho only has geometric volume control on the left turbo shifter lol im a jackass fucking moron for real should get the honda xc replace engine with mustang chasis lol
masaii-ing super hard with the bb personality theft
good job
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:11 PM
oh ok yeah forgot
GOT A LAMBO JET FUELER WITH INCLINE REAR BASE. MUFFLER PEDAL GAS. GEOMETRIC *LIFTS UP GLASSES* TURBINE FIXTURES. MY PROFESSOR, I CALL HIM PROFESSOR SPLIT SENIOR IS HELPING ME BUILD A GAS-FREE ECONOMIC POWERHOUSE CALLED THE HONDA GRIVIC, HALF FOR GREEN AND HALF FOR CIVIC, IT COMBINES COMBUSTION TOWERS WITHIN THE CYLINDERS TO AMP UP REVS OVER 700 HP IN 9 SECONDS WITH THE USE OF LITTLE TREES IN THE ENGINE. THATS RIGHT, LITTLE TREES, WE'VE BEEN *LIFTS UP GLASSES AGAIN* WORKING ENDLESSLY NON-STOP AROUND THE CLOCK TRYING TO INTAKE VALVE THE RPM THROUGH TEH ROOF TO TRY AND GET ACCEPTED IN THE GREEN FOUNDATION AND BEAT JEFF GORDON IN NASCAR WITH OUR V20 HYPER POWER SOLAR LASERS THAT COMBINE WITH THE PEDAL GEARS AND GLUTCH KIT FLY WHEEL IN THE BATTERY CABIN
LOL QUOTING UR POST YOU CAR NOOB
MY CAR COVER 1/4 FASTER THAN A MUFFLER COMBUSTION TANK CAN KILL YOU WHEN YOU GAS YOURSELF TO DEATH FAGGOT Split
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 09:11 PM
thanks :)
i started the "Hi I'm" trend in the AIM chat. I think. Or one of us did as a group. This is just a variation of it.
Nice reach tho lol
Sorry????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????
ill let u go back to talking shit to people who don't research everything ever for 130 hours a day sorry leaving sorry brb
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:12 PM
masaii-ing super hard with the bb personality theft
good job
damnnnnnn my nigga diode cuming 4 da throat
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:12 PM
thanks :)
i started the "Hi I'm" trend in the AIM chat. I think. Or one of us did as a group. This is just a variation of it.
Nice reach tho lol
Sorry????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????
ill let u go back to talking shit to people who don't research everything ever for 130 hours a day sorry leaving sorry brb
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DAMNNNNNNNN COMING FOR DIODES THROAT. YOU GUYS ARE TOUCHIGN EACH OTHERS THROAT, BB TOUCHING PEEN GETTING REAL HOT, BIG MUSCLES BULGING ITT
Diode
09-25-2014, 09:13 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/51u352.jpg
Diode
I have another 13.57 but the slip got wet and it's hard to make out. This was untuned and stock gearing in ~800ft DA.
13.6 at 104? wtf?
*looks at 60ft*
oh. you are all over the place, guy.
anyway - 13.54 is not 13.5. and 13.5 is a long, long way from 13.2.
don't know if you're new to this or not but judging by the 60ft and the higher time / faster mph, you are still working out things like traction and shift points. your car could conceivably hit 13.5 dead if you improved both and conditions were perfect, but no, you are nowhere near 13.2 or my stock whale of a car with a stupid ridiculously displaced engine.. that was really my point.
i am highly suspicious of a 13.5 accord with bolt ons and a chip tune and nothing else. depends on what you consider bolt ons though, since gearing is apparently included in your world.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 09:30 PM
I gotta keep it 100 because some of yall in here acting like yall have never seen a pussy.
CopyPat
09-25-2014, 09:33 PM
i drive a V8 TRUCK. furreal
cars...pfffftttt
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:34 PM
I gotta keep it 100 because some of yall in here acting like yall have never seen a pussy.
LOL THE FUCK R U LIL IDIYOTE??
O LOOK IMDDA BATTLEMASTA GOT A CAR FAST MY FRIEND WAS IN WALMART ONCE DOING DONUTS AND HE GOT ARRESTED FOR DDCDD. COPS CRAZY FUCK COPS FUCK NIGGAS IN BLUE YALL NIGGAS IN WALMART ACTING LIKE YALL AINT NEVER SEEN A PUSSY LIKE, CAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS BECAUSE I KNOW NIGGAS THAT AINT EVER SEEN A PUSSY ACT LIKE, THEY ALL HAVE ONE DIMENSIONAL ACTING, AND THEY'RE ALL IDENTIFIABLE CAUSE IM DABATTLEMASA PATRICK, HEY IM DABATTLEMASTA WHO WANT FIGHT? *MAKES THREAD* *WHO WANTS TO MAKE A BATTLE* *MAKES THREAD* IM DABATTLE MASTA PATRICK
FUCK U WHERE YOU EVEN COME FROM WHO ARE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER BITCH OH HEY IM DA BATTLAMASTA
WHAT TEH FUCK DES DAT MEAN LMAO!!!!!!!!!! @ GONEEEEEEEEEEE AT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS NAME IS PATRICK
HEY IS THIS THE KRUSTY FAG
NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU LMAO DUDE KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE THAT HAVENT SEEN VAGINAS LOOK LIKE?!?!?! DAFUQ DAT LOOK LIKE? HOW R U SPECIALIZER IN THAT DUDE U FUCKA PATRICK BITCH ALOSAH IDIYOTE FUCKA IDIYOTE!!!!!!
LMAO MY CAR GO FAST WAL-MART DONUTS GOT A TOYOTA CAMRY FAST VROOM 4.7 STOCK DOING DONUTS COPS ARREST FUCK YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0
big baby
09-25-2014, 09:38 PM
PancakeBrah CHANGE THIS NIGGAS AVY TO THIS
http://l.wigflip.com/eIgDnw6c/roflbot.jpg
Split
09-25-2014, 09:43 PM
My cars launch is garbage. I need new engine & dogbane mounts. Wheelhop like a mfer
13.6 at 104? wtf?
*looks at 60ft*
oh. you are all over the place, guy.
anyway - 13.54 is not 13.5. and 13.5 is a long, long way from 13.2.
don't know if you're new to this or not but judging by the 60ft and the higher time / faster mph, you are still working out things like traction and shift points. your car could conceivably hit 13.5 dead if you improved both and conditions were perfect, but no, you are nowhere near 13.2 or my stock whale of a car with a stupid ridiculously displaced engine.. that was really my point.
i am highly suspicious of a 13.5 accord with bolt ons and a chip tune and nothing else. depends on what you consider bolt ons though, since gearing is apparently included in your world.
13.54 isn't a 13.5? Lulz. You must've not be reading my posts as I said more than once this is with STOCK GEARING and NO TUNE. I will only go faster with the gears and street tune, not a chip tune. 13.5 @104 is about right for that 60' and FWD with the weight of my car. Lol @ me being all over the place and lol @ you thinking I would lie about this shit.
Have you even gone to the track in your Genesis? Logic tells me no.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 09:58 PM
LOL THE FUCK R U LIL IDIYOTE??
O LOOK IMDDA BATTLEMASTA GOT A CAR FAST MY FRIEND WAS IN WALMART ONCE DOING DONUTS AND HE GOT ARRESTED FOR DDCDD. COPS CRAZY FUCK COPS FUCK NIGGAS IN BLUE YALL NIGGAS IN WALMART ACTING LIKE YALL AINT NEVER SEEN A PUSSY LIKE, CAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS BECAUSE I KNOW NIGGAS THAT AINT EVER SEEN A PUSSY ACT LIKE, THEY ALL HAVE ONE DIMENSIONAL ACTING, AND THEY'RE ALL IDENTIFIABLE CAUSE IM DABATTLEMASA PATRICK, HEY IM DABATTLEMASTA WHO WANT FIGHT? *MAKES THREAD* *WHO WANTS TO MAKE A BATTLE* *MAKES THREAD* IM DABATTLE MASTA PATRICK
FUCK U WHERE YOU EVEN COME FROM WHO ARE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER BITCH OH HEY IM DA BATTLAMASTA
WHAT TEH FUCK DES DAT MEAN LMAO!!!!!!!!!! @ GONEEEEEEEEEEE AT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS NAME IS PATRICK
HEY IS THIS THE KRUSTY FAG
NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU LMAO DUDE KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE THAT HAVENT SEEN VAGINAS LOOK LIKE?!?!?! DAFUQ DAT LOOK LIKE? HOW R U SPECIALIZER IN THAT DUDE U FUCKA PATRICK BITCH ALOSAH IDIYOTE FUCKA IDIYOTE!!!!!!
LMAO MY CAR GO FAST WAL-MART DONUTS GOT A TOYOTA CAMRY FAST VROOM 4.7 STOCK DOING DONUTS COPS ARREST FUCK YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0
This dude is bad lame. Battle or write a bunch of bullshit. Ima go smoke this blunt then fuck. Peace clown. You ain't fucking with me.
big baby
09-25-2014, 10:06 PM
I just made you smoke a blunt
which MEANS U STRESSED OUT LIL PUSSY CAUSE I JUST SONNED U PATRICK BITCH ASS NIGGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8QuE8NpAyk
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 10:09 PM
I'm too blessed to be stressed. I hit you like a pimp does his hoe though.
check it:
Ayo
what rhymes with Patrick? Gats clipped
ask ya bitch? A fat dick
The facts bitch.
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 10:09 PM
I'm making chocolate chip cookies :)
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 10:10 PM
Somebody explain to me how to get better @ chess.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 10:14 PM
Somebody explain to me how to get better @ chess.
The back yard professor on YouTube
big baby
09-25-2014, 10:15 PM
Somebody explain to me how to get better @ chess.
watch better players. practice better moves. recognize better opponent tactics. take risks. learn how to use the board and its algebraic notations. dont suck
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 10:16 PM
yea but what do i do after e4?
big baby
09-25-2014, 10:21 PM
email
oh fuck ydk you 8:1 faggot lol do you even car?
fucking pleb, right bros Split Diode
DUDE PROBABLY CARS A 1/4 MILES BUT COUNTERCLOCKWISE LOOL FUCKING IDIOT. GETS A 14.67 LMAO SLOW BITCH YOU BACKWARDS TOO
Lmfao killed me
Split
09-25-2014, 10:31 PM
13.54 isn't a 13.5? Lulz. You must've not be reading my posts as I said more than once this is with STOCK GEARING and NO TUNE. I will only go faster with the gears and street tune, not a chip tune. 13.5 @104 is about right for that 60' and FWD with the weight of my car. Lol @ me being all over the place and lol @ you thinking I would lie about this shit.
Have you even gone to the track in your Genesis? Logic tells me no.
what stock Honda Accord runs a 13.5 qtr stock? this dat dere Mugen R-Type VTEC bruh?
Split
09-25-2014, 10:33 PM
Tic Tac is a Forza 4 tuner
Diode
09-25-2014, 10:37 PM
13.54 isn't a 13.5? Lulz. You must've not be reading my posts as I said more than once this is with STOCK GEARING and NO TUNE. I will only go faster with the gears and street tune, not a chip tune. 13.5 @104 is about right for that 60' and FWD with the weight of my car. Lol @ me being all over the place and lol @ you thinking I would lie about this shit.
Have you even gone to the track in your Genesis? Logic tells me no.
13.5 @ 104 is because you have a god awful 2.2 60ft. no excuse for that. and much like split, calling you a liar. 13.5 and 13.54 are two different things, further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.
and lol @ you calling me into question. i grew up 15 minutes from englishtown. you want all my old reg #s? pics? i've posted pictures of me in IROC cars, open wheel cars, and @ etown strip and scca events in various cars of my youth including everything from a legit goddamned integra type r to a fox body mustang.
i performed a fucking transmission swap in a fucking barn in fucking february in fucking maine with no hvac and a rusted on flywheel.
do not talk to me about cars.
children. christ.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 10:42 PM
13.5 @ 104 is because you have a god awful 2.2 60ft. no excuse for that. and much like split, calling you a liar. 13.5 and 13.54 are two different things, further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.
and lol @ you calling me into question. i grew up 15 minutes from englishtown. you want all my old reg #s? pics? i've posted pictures of me in IROC cars, open wheel cars, and @ etown strip and scca events in various cars of my youth including everything from a legit goddamned integra type r to a fox body mustang.
i performed a fucking transmission swap in a fucking barn in fucking february in fucking maine with no hvac and a rusted on flywheel.
do not talk to me about cars.
children. christ.
You should have sex man. Why argue with people? Do you battle?
THE NEG
09-25-2014, 10:48 PM
13.5 @ 104 is because you have a god awful 2.2 60ft. no excuse for that. and much like split, calling you a liar. 13.5 and 13.54 are two different things, further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.
and lol @ you calling me into question. i grew up 15 minutes from englishtown. you want all my old reg #s? pics? i've posted pictures of me in IROC cars, open wheel cars, and @ etown strip and scca events in various cars of my youth including everything from a legit goddamned integra type r to a fox body mustang.
i performed a fucking transmission swap in a fucking barn in fucking february in fucking maine with no hvac and a rusted on flywheel.
do not talk to me about cars.
children. christ.
catch.
Split
09-25-2014, 10:52 PM
brb slaying magazine times. no tune. car better than yours I'm a tuner. oh my mod list? I shrunk my trans in the dryer, got some hi HP accent lighting w/ race spec ball shifter. hi flow ignition coils, triple grounded Injen harness, Skunk6 locknuts.
Now I do all my own work last Saturday at the quarter drags I moved the Fast slider from top speed to accel. Yeah cracked my hood and got my wrists covered in intake dust, kinda mad tho I got rid of all my torques for aych pees
Diode
09-25-2014, 11:14 PM
brb slaying magazine times. no tune. car better than yours I'm a tuner. oh my mod list? I shrunk my trans in the dryer, got some hi HP accent lighting w/ race spec ball shifter. hi flow ignition coils, triple grounded Injen harness, Skunk6 locknuts.
Now I do all my own work last Saturday at the quarter drags I moved the Fast slider from top speed to accel. Yeah cracked my hood and got my wrists covered in intake dust, kinda mad tho I got rid of all my torques for aych pees
Lolololol all this is missing is speed holes and VTEC, SON!!
I totally owned a skyline an beat Paul walker in a drift contest in Paris don't talk about cars with me or you'll end up like Paul did. He didn't die in an accident, he lost to me an killed himself.
what stock Honda Accord runs a 13.5 qtr stock? this dat dere Mugen R-Type VTEC bruh?
It's not stock. I said stock tune and stock gears.
13.5 @ 104 is because you have a god awful 2.2 60ft. no excuse for that. and much like split, calling you a liar. 13.5 and 13.54 are two different things, further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.
and lol @ you calling me into question. i grew up 15 minutes from englishtown. you want all my old reg #s? pics? i've posted pictures of me in IROC cars, open wheel cars, and @ etown strip and scca events in various cars of my youth including everything from a legit goddamned integra type r to a fox body mustang.
i performed a fucking transmission swap in a fucking barn in fucking february in fucking maine with no hvac and a rusted on flywheel.
do not talk to me about cars.
children. christ.
I'm not saying you never went to the track, I'm saying you've never gone in your Genesis. Sounds like fact since you keep avoiding it. The worst 60' in those 2 slips was a 2.15, the best being a 2.08...I see no 2.2s anywhere. You'll round a 2.15 up to a 2.2 but won't round a 13.54 to a 13.5? Lulz, so it's a 13.6 then? I've also gone 13.46 @106.66 but that was in the winter so I don't count it. It's my daily driver lol so I'm not going all out it's still on stock struts with 135k and the stock clutch in those runs.
I go to Island Drag usually and sometimes Atco so you can watch me do it in person.
PancakeBrah
09-25-2014, 11:38 PM
Tic Tac seems like a normal, reasonable person.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-25-2014, 11:44 PM
this fuckin blunt just merked ya boy
gimme the mic bet I merk ya boy
on pluto, I got balls like Naruto
paint ya bitch face like Jimmy uso
Word, tic tac sounds like he got a lot of similarities car wise as me. Honda, tunes, but still a reasonable daily driver lol
I got 2 kids, they don't need ta be in a car doing 125/12.3s or some shit
i like that ydk is worried about FI on a d series engine. the compression on those pieces of shit is like 8:1.
And just for the record ( I know common sense is irrelevant with you but anyways)
The d16s are one of the easiest CHEAP Honda engines that can be tuned for just about anything. The b16s got more power but the D's can take more of a beating so for me to ask about a Turbo after stating I don't know shit about them is a normal question. I've had faster cars with bigger engines an supercharged but never tuned a Honda/Turbo. Excuse me for not having a Hyundai. If I had the money for a new Hyundai, I get a better car than a Hyundai lmao
Word, tic tac sounds like he got a lot of similarities car wise as me. Honda, tunes, but still a reasonable daily driver lol
I got 2 kids, they don't need ta be in a car doing 125/12.3s or some shit
Yea I enjoy my DD. No one expects an Accord to be quick as you can see from this thread, so it's fun ha. Still has to be practical though.
Split
09-25-2014, 11:55 PM
This thread is the equivalent of if someone said "damn I love grimy rap songs" and all of the AOWL started talking about their merits as if they were actual rappers with record deals because they wrote lyrics with rhymes in them
>listing a cold air intake and chip flashes among your primary mods
>losing 2 seconds off R&T 1/4s with headers
>JDM hellaflush
Tic Tac. Mod list or link to build thread ASAP
Split
09-25-2014, 11:56 PM
STOP SAYING TUNED
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:00 AM
I heard that stickers on your car adds horsepower
The louder it sounds the faster right?
Inb4 u think I'm srs.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-26-2014, 12:01 AM
This thread is the equivalent of if someone said "damn I love grimy rap songs" and all of the AOWL started talking about their merits as if they were actual rappers with record deals because they wrote lyrics with rhymes in them
>listing a cold air intake and chip flashes among your primary mods
>losing 2 seconds off R&T 1/4s with headers
>JDM hellaflush
Tic Tac. Mod list or link to build thread ASAP
bro, ya bitch can mod my d, call that the headers.
your losing by two inches when I am up in her lettuce
she hit me on that late night tip....text message
my dick stuffin her mouth now she can't pronounce her s's
Yea I enjoy my DD. No one expects an Accord to be quick as you can see from this thread, so it's fun ha. Still has to be practical though.
Word man lol I had a stock 99 accord sedan LX a few years back, had like an h22 or some shit just a 2.3 automatic so nothing special. Car was slow as shit lmao now I got the hatch an spent maybe 800 just replacing shit after the shit engine swap the ppl I bought it from did an adding lil shit like the headers an upgrading the clutch after it went out on me it'd walk all over my old accord lol
been debating on keeping the hatch an doing a j22 swap (or whatever the Odyssey engine is) just for the fuck of it after I get me a new car in the next few months. Shit would be crazy but might be entertaining to drive atleast lmao
I heard that stickers on your car adds horsepower
The louder it sounds the faster right?
Inb4 u think I'm srs.
If that were true tho, my pissed off retarded bumblebee sounding exhaust would totes ma gotes win most races
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:03 AM
As long as I can get from point A to point B I'm coolin.
Unless its my profession, I don't see a point to waste money on so many aftermarket parts or whatever. I'm obvy not a car person so maybe that's why.
If your just an average guy why do you feel the need to be the first to the next stoplight on the highway lol
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:06 AM
I got like so many foose stickers on my windows, my vtec whistles & my 5 speed DA GOAT GUISE
Lulz.
When I ran those times I had Intake/Catless exhaust/Pulley/Intake manifold & Throttle body. Made 274/238 on a Dynojet but I've since gotten a stock catback and am getting my cutout installed Saturday. Only things I've added since then are the shorter FD/clutch & flywheel & a tune.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-26-2014, 12:07 AM
As long as I can get from point A to point B I'm coolin.
Unless its my profession, I don't see a point to waste money on so many aftermarket parts or whatever. I'm obvy not a car person so maybe that's why.
If your just an average guy why do you feel the need to be the first to the next stoplight on the highway lol
shit man, by boy Dwayne had what we called the "pos" or piece of shit, it was an old Toyota Celica, but that muthafucka still gets it. plus he got the windows limo dark so we bong that bitch out, but gas in it costs a lot of $$$$$
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:08 AM
I'm sandbagging n00bs racing from stoplight to stoplight
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:09 AM
Girls love it when your cars so loud you gotta yell at each other
Split
09-26-2014, 12:14 AM
Lulz.
When I ran those times I had Intake/Catless exhaust/Pulley/Intake manifold & Throttle body. Made 274/238 on a Dynojet but I've since gotten a stock catback and am getting my cutout installed Saturday. Only things I've added since then are the shorter FD/clutch & flywheel & a tune.
are we talking the newest gen of Accord? which mani/ tb?
there's no way you gained 90 hp from what you listed
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-26-2014, 12:14 AM
Girls love it when your cars so loud you gotta yell at each other
I take 2 broads and make em yell at each other
me and ya girl close, you could call me her brother
are we talking the newest gen of Accord? which mani/ tb?
there's no way you gained 90 hp from what you listed
Nah the 2006 3.0L. The TL SH-AWD intake mani & TB. Car makes ~215 on a Dynojet bone stock.
I've also dyno'd on the Mainline (heartbreaker) and put down 235/194 bolt ons only, no tune. A stock 6 speed Accord made 186/157 on that same dyno, so do the math.
You really think I'm making all this shit up?
THE NEG
09-26-2014, 12:25 AM
You really think I'm making all this shit up?
get this.
Split
09-26-2014, 12:28 AM
I'm allowed to be skeptical, seeing as there's no video or photos of the car lmao.
And I have never met someone that optioned out an Accord instead of springing for an Infiniti or Acura, most have the 180hp i4. Brand new ones make 272 hp & I thought they were sub 200 before the big redesign
Why aren't you messing with internals? Are the con rods in that model engine gonna be good for much more torque? Seems like you're dumping unnecessary amts of money in but that could just be me be being poor
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:30 AM
My brothers obsessed with the Subaru WRX STi, I get that it looks cool but is it overhyped?
I'm allowed to be skeptical, seeing as there's no video or photos of the car lmao.
And I have never met someone that optioned out an Accord instead of springing for an Infiniti or Acura, most have the 180hp i4. Brand new ones make 272 hp & I thought they were sub 200 before the big redesign
Why aren't you messing with internals? Are the con rods in that model engine gonna be good for much more torque? Seems like you're dumping unnecessary amts of money in but that could just be me be being poor
I have plenty of videos of me running at the track but that would leak personals, y0, on some Broke Lesnar shit.
Like I said, it's my DD so I'm not going to mess with much else. I'd love to do cams but I just dropped a bunch of money into the car, plus I'm pretty happy with it after the new Final Drive. I still want moar fast though. Went from a 3.28 to a 3.84 so it's a pretty big jump.
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:36 AM
Lol @ you not wanting to post vids cause it could reveal "personals"
We wanna see ya car bro not you.
Fuck it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOgVMccOYk?list=UUNGUJvDYWnWmF07VSHpUS0w
Split
09-26-2014, 12:47 AM
Lulz.
When I ran those times I had Intake/Catless exhaust/Pulley/Intake manifold & Throttle body. Made 274/238 on a Dynojet but I've since gotten a stock catback and am getting my cutout installed Saturday. Only things I've added since then are the shorter FD/clutch & flywheel & a tune.
Fuck it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOgVMccOYk?list=UUNGUJvDYWnWmF07VSHpUS0w
repped
Did you say
"Wow, it's hot already" at the end?
Lol nah I said "startin already" cuz that was my first run of the day and I missed 4th. Ironically it was the best run of the day because I had a solid launch.
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:49 AM
Car sounds nice, did you slip when shifting though?
Edit: nvm seen ur post. Lol I thought you said "goddammit"
The 3-4 shift is easy af, just so happened to miss it that time.
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:55 AM
Do you jiggle the shifter when you're not shifting? Lol I've noticed that among most people who drive sticks.
They constantly touch it, most say they don't even realize it.
Yup. Just like a lot of people who drives autos rest their hand on the 'shifter' as well, same thing.
It's ok, Diode. You were almost right.
Split
09-26-2014, 01:21 AM
Do you jiggle the shifter when you're not shifting? Lol I've noticed that among most people who drive sticks.
They constantly touch it, most say they don't even realize it.
at first it's making sure youre not in gear/ you know where the shifter is, then it just becomes habit
Pent uP
09-26-2014, 02:04 AM
This thread is the equivalent of if someone said "damn I love grimy rap songs" and all of the AOWL started talking about their merits as if they were actual rappers with record deals because they wrote lyrics with rhymes in them
>listing a cold air intake and chip flashes among your primary mods
>losing 2 seconds off R&T 1/4s with headers
>JDM hellaflush
Tic Tac. Mod list or link to build thread ASAP
brb slaying magazine times. no tune. car better than yours I'm a tuner. oh my mod list? I shrunk my trans in the dryer, got some hi HP accent lighting w/ race spec ball shifter. hi flow ignition coils, triple grounded Injen harness, Skunk6 locknuts.
Now I do all my own work last Saturday at the quarter drags I moved the Fast slider from top speed to accel. Yeah cracked my hood and got my wrists covered in intake dust, kinda mad tho I got rid of all my torques for aych pees
I stopped reading around here
Split pm me with more info about the turbo set ups youre working on..i wrench for a living so dont talk stupid to me.
Witty
09-26-2014, 02:48 AM
lol this moron posted his grocery list
nigga bought a bunch of numbers lmao
lmao
Wish I could rep from my phone, I'll try to remember to do it when i get to a pc, until then I am repping you in my mind.
big baby
09-26-2014, 07:42 AM
Fuck it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOgVMccOYk?list=UUNGUJvDYWnWmF07VSHpUS0w
I wish bb wuz da shifter
I stopped reading around here
Split pm me with more info about the turbo set ups youre working on..i wrench for a living so dont talk stupid to me.
You missed the best part.
anime_boners
09-26-2014, 09:18 AM
did this thread really get 8 pages about whose car goes fastest?
did this thread really get 8 pages about whose car goes fastest?
No, it was a discussion that started out "there's no way your bolt on Honda runs mid 13s" *angry face* when it actually does. Slips were shown and vids were posted as proof and that's it.
Blanco Bishop
09-26-2014, 10:02 AM
I'm too blessed to be stressed. I hit you like a pimp does his hoe though.
check it:
Ayo
what rhymes with Patrick? Gats clipped
ask ya bitch? A fat dick
The facts bitch.
Campbell?
U can dead ass tell who still riding the bus in here
Niggas on that why buy it shit
Bcuz faggot
That's y
PancakeBrah
09-26-2014, 12:25 PM
Lol hush pls
Dead @ riding the bus. Cars & modding is a hobby (an expensive one at that), not everyone is into it.
Clayray
09-26-2014, 12:58 PM
ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T MOD THIER CARS OBVY RIDES BUS LOLBCUZ FAGGOT
-Hush logic.
further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.
do not talk to me about cars.
children. christ.
Awaiting slips in your badass Genesis....y0
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:09 PM
Let me break this down point by point.
a) you missed a gear. which bolsters the fact that there was discrepancy in your times due to user error. thanks for proving that correct.
b) i moved to charleston, sc and no longer have a track to take it to within reasonable distance. however, i don't have to in order to "prove" the r-spec's times since it has been tested bone stock by numerous sources, which i have provided below. the only variable factor between myself and these is what rev to launch at as the dual clutch auto is quicker than any manual shift that could be done. i am a huge proponent of stick shift and spent most of my life and all of my racing with a manual gearbox, but it has long since been time to admit that these new autos are superior for everything except bumpstarting. stats follow:
http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/sedans/1107_2012_hyundai_genesis_5_0_r_spec_test/
http://www.motorweek.org/reviews/road_tests/2012_hyundai_genesis_50_r_spec
I can post more if you'd like.
also i am dead @ the prelude h22 in one of ydk's "stock" accords. h22 never came in an any american honda besides the prelude.
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:10 PM
And just for the record ( I know common sense is irrelevant with you but anyways)
The d16s are one of the easiest CHEAP Honda engines that can be tuned for just about anything. The b16s got more power but the D's can take more of a beating so for me to ask about a Turbo after stating I don't know shit about them is a normal question. I've had faster cars with bigger engines an supercharged but never tuned a Honda/Turbo. Excuse me for not having a Hyundai. If I had the money for a new Hyundai, I get a better car than a Hyundai lmao
fyi @ 50k i chose this over several cars you "think" are better (and aren't after numerous test drives)
ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T MOD THIER CARS OBVY RIDES BUS LOLBCUZ FAGGOT
-Hush logic.
The fuxk a 8 cyl got to do with modding
C this y u don't got a car tho lol
Lol @ cake
Nigga u prolly ride a cow to work stfu
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:12 PM
Made 274/238 on a Dynojet
flywheel or to the wheels. at 274 flywheel with 238 torque the slips listed are impossible with the bolt ons you mentioned earlier. not because of shitty driving, but because of the weight of your car + that flywheel hp = impossible.
flywheel or to the wheels. at 274 flywheel with 238 torque the slips listed are impossible with the bolt ons you mentioned earlier. not because of shitty driving, but because of the weight of your car + that flywheel hp = impossible.
I was making a couple WHEEL hp/tq less than that at the time of those runs. I'm a great driver btw. And my car is just over ~3300 with me in it and 1/8 tank.
50k?
Ill take a Subaru...a Volkswagen, an Audi, a Corvette...shit I'll even take a smart car get a hybusa engine an do the swap myself an have money left over lmao fuck a Hyundai
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:24 PM
50k?
Ill take a Subaru...a Volkswagen, an Audi, a Corvette...shit I'll even take a smart car get a hybusa engine an do the swap myself an have money left over lmao fuck a Hyundai
the facts that you didn't even mention mercedes or bmw and listed vw and audi as separate manufacturers tells me all i need to know about you.
the facts that you didn't even mention mercedes or bmw and listed vw and audi as separate manufacturers tells me all i need to know about you.
Why would I mention them when their counterparts make cheaper cars with same quality?
Your obsession of thinking you can buy the fastest car that no modded car can keep up with tells me you're credibility towards reality is fading faster than the memory of your cross seared steaks that haven't "locked in the juices" like previously thought
Like I said Diode you can watch my car run low 13s in person if you'd like. Cutout goes on tomorrow and unfortunately I won't have DRs in the next couple weeks when I go. Need to sell the heads I bought and didn't use to get DRs.
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:33 PM
Why would I mention them when their counterparts make cheaper cars with same quality?
Your obsession of thinking you can buy the fastest car that no modded car can keep up with tells me you're credibility towards reality is fading faster than your cross seared steaks that haven't "locked in the juices" like previously thought
What? I never believed that Malliard effect nonsense, weirdo.
Please tell me who the Mercedes and BMW counterparts are that make "cheaper cars with the same quality"
You're ignorant. It is known.
And I don't have remotely the fastest car. I could spend $10k on a 2nd gen CRX, dump a balanced and blueprinted h22 in it, boost it, and have a torquemonster golf cart that runs 11s.
It isn't about that at all. It's about having a luxury car with all of the technology and trim that can still run low 13s without having to lift a finger because I am old and have other priorities (as well as no track remotely nearby).
What? I never believed that Malliard effect nonsense, weirdo.
Please tell me who the Mercedes and BMW counterparts are that make "cheaper cars with the same quality"
You're ignorant. It is known.
And I don't have remotely the fastest car. I could spend $10k on a 2nd gen CRX, dump a balanced and blueprinted h22 in it, boost it, and have a torquemonster golf cart that runs 11s.
It isn't about that at all. It's about having a luxury car with all of the technology and trim that can still run low 13s without having to lift a finger because I am old and have other priorities (as well as no track remotely nearby).
So instead you'll just quote Magazine times lolllllllllllll. The lowest Magazine times at that.
Why the H22? I'd much rather the K20, or perhaps a G23 for that extra torque. Shit, I'd prob throw a J32 in it and boost it.
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:42 PM
So instead you'll just quote Magazine times lolllllllllllll. The lowest Magazine times at that.
Why the H22? I'd much rather the K20, or perhaps a G23 for that extra torque. Shit, I'd prob throw a J32 in it and boost it.
There are a million sources on those times. The highest I found was 13.5 even. Would you prefer track times from zerotosixty? You have several resources to choose from and they all say the same thing.
If I had a track less than 4 hours away from me I'd be happy to oblige you. I was running brackets and test and tunes at Etown when you were still on some Teletubbies, I have no "problem" running an 8th or quarter in anything.
The H22 would be to fit in the $10k budget I mentioned.
Blanco Bishop
09-26-2014, 02:45 PM
Genesis is a fly car tho
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:48 PM
Genesis is a fly car tho
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/885646_10102395070581239_1990354803_o.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t31.0-8/885275_10102395070671059_1998963581_o.jpg
but nah.. YDK would rather have a mini with a bike motor in it.
word.
There are a million sources on those times. The highest I found was 13.5 even. Would you prefer track times from zerotosixty? You have several resources to choose from and they all say the same thing.
If I had a track less than 4 hours away from me I'd be happy to oblige you. I was running brackets and test and tunes at Etown when you were still on some Teletubbies, I have no "problem" running an 8th or quarter in anything.
The H22 would be to fit in the $10k budget I mentioned.
True. J32 prob would be too, except the LSD trans is expensive. Could get a bolt on/tuned/race gas K20 in the 11s in a CRX too.
I will post new slips when I go to the track. Trying to go 12.9 on DRs.
Genesis is a fly car tho
I like the Genesis a lot. This dude doubted me so I had to get involved.
Blanco Bishop
09-26-2014, 02:54 PM
Lol word Tic Tac
This nigga diode the type to believe everything the internet says.
Niggas don't realize that the internet is the new tv.
Shit aint just black n white.
Diode
09-26-2014, 02:56 PM
Lol word Tic Tac
This nigga diode the type to believe everything the internet says.
Niggas don't realize that the internet is the new tv.
Shit aint just black n white.
your statements have nothing to do with each other.
my experience with cars is direct. further, simple physics define the limitations of what ET a vehicle can run given whp, distance, and trap speed.
i take it you're also a conspiracy theorist in which case no, i will not engage you.
Meh. Honda > Hyundai IMO, but the Genesis is cool nonetheless.
what a wack fucking thread this turned into
what a wack fucking thread this turned into
I should've never posted my slips or track vid. This could've been epic, smh.
Diode
09-26-2014, 03:11 PM
Meh. Honda > Hyundai IMO, but the Genesis is cool nonetheless.
How can you honestly say that in 2014 with the absolutely uninspired, underpowered, underperforming garbage Honda is putting out these days? They have all but buried Acura and only show growth in sales of their sub compacts.
The days of the NSX, S2000, and ITR are long gone.
Masaii
09-26-2014, 03:13 PM
9 pages of diode arguing with himself
Standard
Clayray
09-26-2014, 03:14 PM
Nice car
How can you honestly say that in 2014 with the absolutely uninspired, underpowered, underperforming garbage Honda is putting out these days? They have all but buried Acura and only show growth in sales of their sub compacts.
The days of the NSX, S2000, and ITR are long gone.
While that's true, I'm talking purely from a reliability standpoint. They have gotten a bit boring, except the new Accord Coupe is dope af IMO. I don't like the new Si though, and they took away the 8K rev limiter (also some people like the 'torque' of the K24).
They need a turbo coupe or something but it won't happen, I agree with you. Their old lineup was a Freshman Frat boy in college whereas now it's the result of a religious married couple.
I agree bb sucks at battling
what a wack fucking thread this turned into
What kinda whip u got big homie
~RustyGunZ~
09-27-2014, 09:32 AM
what a wack fucking thread this turned into
it appears to have been wack since the start
thought 10 pages meant something good and got nothing
@carfaggots
why do you waste your time with making your car so kewl so you can drive 30mph to the gas station
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-27-2014, 04:25 PM
it appears to have been wack since the start
thought 10 pages meant something good and got nothing
@carfaggots
why do you waste your time with making your car so kewl so you can drive 30mph to the gas station
I rep with this.
Diode
09-27-2014, 04:37 PM
it appears to have been wack since the start
thought 10 pages meant something good and got nothing
@carfaggots
why do you waste your time with making your car so kewl so you can drive 30mph to the gas station
Same reason your people collect street pennies, Knuck
El Muffin
09-27-2014, 04:38 PM
Analogy lost
Redirecting course
Diode
09-27-2014, 04:42 PM
Analogy lost
Redirecting course
Leave this place.
big baby
09-27-2014, 05:37 PM
Why would I mention them when their counterparts make cheaper cars with same quality?
Your obsession of thinking you can buy the fastest car that no modded car can keep up with tells me you're credibility towards reality is fading faster than the memory of your cross seared steaks that haven't "locked in the juices" like previously thought
FEBWIAJHKNNITUAWEKJNTAEWNT BB LIKE DIS ATTACK BIG MNUSCLE MAN MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIS MUSCULES CRY!! YEH!!!!1 BBF UCAK EVIL!!!!! YEH!BB SO EVIL CRY BIG MUSCLE MAN Diode CRY! CRY ON BB SHOULDER HEHE OH YEH! MUSTACHIO PAT BACK WHILYE U CRY ON MUSTACHIO! MUSTACHIO TOUCH SHOUDLER! IT OK DIODE I SAY~!! IT OK!!! HAHA!!! IT OK *GRABS BUTT*
DIODE: WUT U DO BB?
SHUT IT MUSCULES U MUSTACHIOS MINE *BITES EAR*
DIODE: ABBAB NOO1!!!!!! BB AHHHHHHHG
BB: RIPS OFF EAR WITH BB TEETH*
*BREATHING EMPHATICALLY*
COME HEA DIODE...
diode: NO BB MUSTACHIO PLZ NO
*bb eyes red*
TO BE CONTINUED
big baby
09-27-2014, 05:37 PM
nvm fucka idiyote YDK spelled your wrong idiyote wow nvm
Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-27-2014, 05:39 PM
FEBWIAJHKNNITUAWEKJNTAEWNT BB LIKE DIS ATTACK BIG MNUSCLE MAN MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIS MUSCULES CRY!! YEH!!!!1 BBF UCAK EVIL!!!!! YEH!BB SO EVIL CRY BIG MUSCLE MAN Diode CRY! CRY ON BB SHOULDER HEHE OH YEH! MUSTACHIO PAT BACK WHILYE U CRY ON MUSTACHIO! MUSTACHIO TOUCH SHOUDLER! IT OK DIODE I SAY~!! IT OK!!! HAHA!!! IT OK *GRABS BUTT*
DIODE: WUT U DO BB?
SHUT IT MUSCULES U MUSTACHIOS MINE *BITES EAR*
DIODE: ABBAB NOO1!!!!!! BB AHHHHHHHG
BB: RIPS OFF EAR WITH BB TEETH*
*BREATHING EMPHATICALLY*
COME HEA DIODE...
diode: NO BB MUSTACHIO PLZ NO
*bb eyes red*
TO BE CONTINUED
This dude needs to go outside man lol
Watchutalmbout spelled your wrong?
big baby
09-27-2014, 05:48 PM
Watchutalmbout spelled your wrong?
Why would I mention them when their counterparts make cheaper cars with same quality?
Your obsession of thinking you can buy the fastest car that no modded car can keep up with tells me you're credibility towards reality is fading faster than the memory of your cross seared steaks that haven't "locked in the juices" like previously thought
Diode you are credibility dude nvm!!!!!!!!!! u so totally ciredibiltiy!!!!! u r credibilest. incrediblest credibleyilty...
big baby
09-27-2014, 05:49 PM
This dude needs to go outside man lol
WHERE THE FUK R U?
INSIDE READING MY SHIT
STFU IDIYOTE U STUPID PIECE OF SH9IT GARBAGE DA BATTALMASTA LITTLE TONKA TOY IDIYOTE HONK HOKN VROOOM GET OUTT THE WAY SENORITA!! STFU
~RustyGunZ~
09-28-2014, 09:50 PM
Same reason your people collect street pennies, Knuck
IF I did pick up street pennies, it would serve a useful purpose
making your car go fast when you can't even go fast serves 0 purpose
no one cares but you 99% of the time
Split
09-29-2014, 12:41 AM
IF I did pick up street pennies, it would serve a useful purpose
making your car go fast when you can't even go fast serves 0 purpose
no one cares but you 99% of the time
ITT Knuck has never driven a fast car
Clayray
09-29-2014, 12:42 AM
The feeling you get when ur Vtech kicks in >>>>
PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 12:57 AM
The feeling when reading a Woosah post <<<
Clayray
09-29-2014, 01:11 AM
When pancake doesn't get the sarcasm <<<
Inb4 "I got it ur just not funny"
IF I did pick up street pennies, it would serve a useful purpose
making your car go fast when you can't even go fast serves 0 purpose
no one cares but you 99% of the time
Lol at no one cares but you
Who's pleasure do YOU do things for?
Weird ass wiggers on this site man
Witty
09-29-2014, 08:43 AM
This for me is like the whole 'dudes collecting shoes' thing...I don't get it, it isn't somethng I understand the appeal behind but if it makes you happy and you enjoy it then do you. It is when we start doing things to fit in with other people that we lose sight of our true self.
Dunno why we need to try and make each other feel bad for enjoying different things...that's kinda lame.
Enjoy your cars, make them fast af bros, fuck it.
This for me is like the whole 'dudes collecting shoes' thing...I don't get it, it isn't somethng I understand the appeal behind but if it makes you happy and you enjoy it then do you. It is when we start doing things to fit in with other people that we lose sight of our true self.
Dunno why we need to try and make each other feel bad for enjoying different things...that's kinda lame.
Enjoy your cars, make them fast af bros, fuck it.
Respect
It only be broke jealous niggas who can't " understand" it
The adrenaline rush from accelerating in a FAST car is second to none. My car isn't fast enough for that, but it's also fun seeing the progression of the car after different mods. It's also fun driving the car to its potential. To each his own.
Masaii
09-29-2014, 03:16 PM
Respect
It only be broke jealous niggas who can't " understand" it
Do you respect people who love at home past the age of 26?
Ill wait.
Greed
09-29-2014, 03:37 PM
Im more of a cruiser. My cousin got a ss camaro that is fun to drive though I dont understand the hate.
Do you respect people who love at home past the age of 26?
Ill wait.
Like we're waiting for that YouTube vid right pussy?
Masaii
09-29-2014, 04:49 PM
Like we're waiting for that YouTube vid right pussy?
Why are you eagerly waiting twidiling your thumbs for a video of another man?
If you want my dick pick just ask faggot.
big baby
09-29-2014, 04:58 PM
This for me is like the whole 'dudes collecting shoes' thing...I don't get it, it isn't somethng I understand the appeal behind but if it makes you happy and you enjoy it then do you. It is when we start doing things to fit in with other people that we lose sight of our true self.
Dunno why we need to try and make each other feel bad for enjoying different things...that's kinda lame.
Enjoy your cars, make them fast af bros, fuck it.
i hope u fucka die idiyote
big baby
09-29-2014, 04:58 PM
Why are you eagerly waiting twidiling your thumbs for a video of another man?
If you want my dick pick just ask faggot.
I WANT DICK PIC
SEND BB DICK PIC
big baby
09-29-2014, 04:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CBC7fbC.png
@ oper bb drove ova 6 cylinders today with lotso
Witty
09-29-2014, 04:59 PM
i hope u fucka die idiyote
:(
Why are you eagerly waiting twidiling your thumbs for a video of another man?
If you want my dick pick just ask faggot.
You don't have the heart to post it man
U ain't bout that
~RustyGunZ~
10-01-2014, 09:46 AM
Lol at no one cares but you
Who's pleasure do YOU do things for?
Weird ass wiggers on this site man
I'm not a wigger I don't care for blacks or your dirt race
And it's not the fact it's for your pleasure it's the fact that you idiots think other people care and will like you and think you're so kewl but they don't
They hate you and your stupid car
~RustyGunZ~
10-01-2014, 09:56 AM
ITT Knuck has never driven a fast car
I've driven a ferrari and quite a few porsches
I was also a teenager and had a brand new lancer when I was 17 and got a bunch of gay shit done to it so it'd be loud and fast
Now I'm an adult
Also I have a 6 cylinder car and a 4 cylinder and I do not notice any difference at all
BECAUSE I NEVER GO ABOVE 80
El Muffin
10-01-2014, 04:32 PM
Hey hey chill with that knuck
Unlike you
Bottle that up real quick
Dirt race shit wtf?
Yet ur jewish
So u shud kno better
Ghost1
10-01-2014, 04:40 PM
Jews were set free an prospered. N8ggers were set free an started killing eachother lol.
El Muffin
10-01-2014, 04:42 PM
Your grasp of history frightens me
Yuh thats wot happened
The reconstruction period was just chock full of blk on blk crime
Stop it bags
Your stance makes no sense
Diode
10-01-2014, 05:51 PM
I've driven a ferrari and quite a few porsches
I was also a teenager and had a brand new lancer when I was 17 and got a bunch of gay shit done to it so it'd be loud and fast
Now I'm an adult
Also I have a 6 cylinder car and a 4 cylinder and I do not notice any difference at all
BECAUSE I NEVER GO ABOVE 80
apparently you arent familiar with torque
lol @ lancer. your base model piece of shit was not an evo.
Split
10-01-2014, 06:10 PM
I literally don't care what ppl think of my car unless they think theirs is faster or built better. Then I am all ears
uh-oh
10-01-2014, 06:52 PM
diode has an acura right
isnt that just a fancy honda? like lexus/toyota?
Split
10-01-2014, 06:57 PM
diode has an acura right
isnt that just a fancy honda? like lexus/toyota?
http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/00/19/72/700-00197238w.jpg
uh-oh
10-01-2014, 07:11 PM
your pic failed so i dont know if you are cosigning or clowning me
~RustyGunZ~
10-01-2014, 07:49 PM
apparently you arent familiar with torque
lol @ lancer. your base model piece of shit was not an evo.
not saying it was nice
it was coolish though
I'm not a wigger I don't care for blacks or your dirt race
And it's not the fact it's for your pleasure it's the fact that you idiots think other people care and will like you and think you're so kewl but they don't
They hate you and your stupid car
says hes not a wigger....spells kewl.
Pent uP
10-01-2014, 08:51 PM
I literally don't care what ppl think of my car unless they think theirs is faster or built better. Then I am all ears
i'm upgrading my turbo by feburary and want to know more about the system you work with. fucker stop ignoring me.
Diode
10-01-2014, 09:28 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/885646_10102395070581239_1990354803_o.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t31.0-8/885275_10102395070671059_1998963581_o.jpg
but nah.. YDK would rather have a mini with a bike motor in it.
word.
uh-oh
uh-oh
10-01-2014, 09:49 PM
i dont even know what that emblem is wtf lol
its got hyundai plates but im sure the dealership sells more than hyundais
but word thats fresh dawg
El Muffin
10-01-2014, 09:53 PM
Thats nice Diode
Emblem has me like wtf
Ive seen that emblem b4(mebe car too?)..but like then..I have no clue what that is
uh-oh
10-01-2014, 09:56 PM
yo i went back in the thread and figured it out. its a hyundai
thats pretty slick but i dont get why your against being an american
get a new buick or something and ball out
we got a 14 regal in that shop thats fucking nasty
uh-oh
10-01-2014, 09:59 PM
and yo your neighbors house is dumb wtf at the window placement
remind him he's rich and tell him to get his shit together
Clayray
10-01-2014, 10:27 PM
Bathroom window prob
Split
10-02-2014, 08:46 AM
i'm upgrading my turbo by feburary and want to know more about the system you work with. fucker stop ignoring me.
Okay, when designing or choosing conventional turbochargers, you basically determine which turbocharger will best meet your needs for your application. It is impossible to have an optimally efficient turbocharger, because the output airflow (which determines power delivery) is dependent on so many variables, not the least of which the turbo's A/R.
The systems I'm working with are for experimental HCCI *gasoline* engines, but the technology has been/ will continue to find more and more applications in conventional gas engines.
Basically, the turbocharger has a set of movable vanes inside the inlet housing. When fully extended, these vanes direct the intake airflow to a concentrated region of the turbine wheel... and effectively change the turbo's A/R to be much smaller. When fully contracted, these vanes allow the airflow to impact the entire surface of the turbine wheel and utilize maximum pressure.
So you see, you have full, electronic control of the pressure ratio.
The technology was used in the Porsche 997 and the R10 TDIs as well as pretty much every turbodiesel since the early 90s, because the exhaust gas temperatures are so much lower. Higher temps decrease the life of the turbos by a lot, something we're working on improving too.
So my research involves implementing VVT in gas engines that have higher exhaust temps than diesels but lower than conventional gas engines, creating simulations in Python to model such engines running under different specs and conditions to help determine the turbo reqs
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