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BROKE LESNAR
09-27-2014, 09:08 PM
The 1-2 Punch League Mid-Season Report

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lolvnyL9ZHI

brought to you by BROKE LESNAR

Introduction

First allow me to thank everybody for sticking with the league. We've seemingly lost 2 brilliant mods in Knucklehead and Meth but despite their absence have managed to keep activity high. The voter participation is to be commended, as is the spirited level of competition we've seen on a weekly basis. Going into this mag not once did I intend on wowing any of you, therefore, this will most likely be the worst piece of shit mag that you've read in a long time. RB's 1-2 Punch League mags have beautifully done graphics that are captivating and make you feel like you belong there. I didn't do none of that shit. You're welcome.

Season Highlights

Week 1 Winners

You're Irish, so you'll fall short u gay
U on top has the site hurling, so il hit u w/ the stick from the sport u play

Dog.. When u lose to fire flows you cry and moan
That's a Melt Down that'll 'have ya ass surrounded by Steel' like the Iron Throne

I've got 2 kids; a wife, a beautiful daughter, and son,
meanwhile this lame's name tells us exactly why he'll never have one



I feel like the reigning champ.. While we ain't even feelin u, brother
So take these two fuckin losses back to back like they defending each other


Ur cancer to swag. Far as women ur standards are baddd
Only girls Jack n Jill off look like Adam Sandler in drag

Adonis, u a lame bitch. U own no skill nor the will to win.
N tho we're both considered Bey-sick, its cuz YOUR trash n I'm as ill as him.

this cheater was gassed in the past, beasted for a month or two
but not with hoes
only time we see Para bitches are the DR's you PM'd to vote for you


You'll leave beaten and battered, burn your body and leave your place charred,
Only way you'll be looking like diamonds, king is after I lay you flatter than a face card.


I'll renounce these sins & pander to the Catholic vote
so he can take Pryde n' Greed but this harmless faggot will never bring the Wrath to BROKE


I hock evil as I spit curses that reflect my dark credo
but from u, the only malediction we see is to men in thong speedos

If he a beast it's fantasy! So how can this yeti splatter me?/
If we see '9' split a 'cat' in 'half' then we bought an 'Eveready' battery!!!/


The hos u get are hideous as fuck, check wat this lame started
Last bitch that amazon, look like she slitherd out the black lagoons of the rainforest


Week 1 Runner-Up BOTW

If he a beast it's fantasy! So how can this yeti splatter me?/
If we see '9' split a 'cat' in 'half' then we bought an 'Eveready' battery!!!/

Windu came into the league virtually unknown and made sure to properly introduce himself. Although his style is a throwback to similar ones of yesteryear, it doesn't negate the fact that his creativity is pretty damn impressive. In this instance he surpised an unsuspecting Sharp Nine and came away with a much deserved win.

Week 1 BOTW

Dog.. When u lose to fire flows you cry and moan
That's a Melt Down that'll 'have ya ass surrounded by Steel' like the Iron Throne

Orc signed in for one battle and was matched up against a guy that is no stranger to the 1-2 Punch League, Beyond. Beyond is a juggernaut in 1-2 punch battles, rivaled only by Neighbor, Blue Bayou, Destroyer, and Orc imo. So this battle was easily the most anticipated of the week. Beyond ended up NS'ing but that didn't stop Orc from dropping the BOTW. It was a dope personal uniquely wrapped in creativity and delivered with much effect.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvK8cIm2Kzc

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:16 AM
Week 2 Winners

U aint shit but a light joke, I break down clowns wit height tho..
..Cuz if 'Balance sing act', I'll lynch this nigga from a tightrope


he's a class act but I'll blast this dude dead
when the ratchet put a bolt on his chest, it'll Barry Allen turn that Flashy suit red

Bout to flawless this faggot. He's got zero chance to best me
This Ypout a be waaay worse than the duck-faced selfies he tags with #sxc

des makes piles of naughty loot son, while u steadily boost none
if cats EVER see a Wind mil... it's cuz I tied his dead body to one


When it comes to text, you've always been garbage, lame & a nuisance
The way you draw up your lines resembles an architect w/ Parkinsons blueprints.

Adonis supposed to be a mobster boss,ur just an imposter
if he's calling shots from the top, its to see who gets the ball first

Everyone knows my name, while you're a faggot with curls,
So if you catch anyone drawing Blanc's....its just like one of his French girls.

Doug Funny? son bummy. never with current fashion
if he's rockin the Seven jeans,
this fat bitch had to stitch that many together to get his ass in

i bet all vivids plays are light, my scripts tempting
so whoever said vegas bright, never been to sin city

I fuck pussy in ALL types of positions, leave'em sore & damage them,
When Malposition’n pussy… His moms wished the umbilical chord strangled him.

Week 2 Runner-Up BOTW

I fuck pussy in ALL types of positions, leave'em sore & damage them,
When Malposition’n pussy… His moms wished the umbilical chord strangled him.

In week 2 Amen found himself battling Malachi. He was determined to shake off the loss to Allen Knight in the previous week and unloaded on Malachi with a vengeance. Amen used a clever np and executed the concept admirably.

Week 2 BOTW

Doug Funny? son bummy. never with current fashion
if he's rockin the Seven jeans,
this fat bitch had to stitch that many together to get his ass in

RB has many talented battlers that float between their site and NC. Amen and KnowP are two of them, so its no big shock to see them both receiving honors for their bars. KnowP quickly disposed of Doug Funny with a humorous 3-line bar that hit rather well and with it earned BOTW.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-R9DfshpX0

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:17 AM
Week 3 Winners


it's unreal how ill beat ya down till the crowd won't know ya
& proceed to put my fist in rib like a scene from rocky balboa

This meek mill ad lib's a hoax, a subliminal joke mocking divinity.
His d. rakes no puss, so even before his open house, she sees amenities.


It's no secret i get the your girls juices stirrin when I pet the kitten
But when you let the cat out of the bag? It turns into grumpy cat meets Hell's Kitchen

Advanced Placement? What a waist bitch. Tagging with ya man, no doubt
Surprised you're not CEO of a water company the way you keep Aero head in your mouth

Scrawny Faggot Id never pick on ya, not even close to reachin my size bro
To picture any beef here would be great enough to steal the bbq title from diode

dump his body so deep under ocean, Navy subs couldnt reach Doug yet
they'll need government grants and a Marine Research just to Sea Funded

On the Board u measure fate, then go to the bar lookin for a better date,
Cuz it doesnt matter where Bishop make a move... we know this faggots never straight

It should be a crime to be so wack, Adonis will be remembered as a bitch
Its set in stone, except your statutes of limitations is an actual never ending list

Only faggots try in text these days, say you don’t to enhance lies,
So it’s no surprise the only people to go for Broke…are 40 year old men and fat guys.

You're more frail than the plastic doll avy an its fake grin too
Bitch i don't need to pass gas to break Wind (ew!)

des does damage guy, my lines fuckin pacify
If CB goin' off, it's just a semi truck passin by

Week 3 Runner-Up BOTW

On the Board u measure fate, then go to the bar lookin for a better date,
Cuz it doesnt matter where Bishop make a move... we know this faggots never straight

Roar had Blanco Bishop this week and used a np/chess reference to secure the win. While one can probably say that chess references on Blanco are redundant, what really helped Roar overcome BB was the entire package. Solid concept with great build-up and even better payoff. Not bad at all.

Week 3 BOTW

Only faggots try in text these days, say you don’t to enhance lies,
So it’s no surprise the only people to go for Broke…are 40 year old men and fat guys.

Much like the aforementioned chess reference, the 'go for BROKE" np that Swerve dropped against me made me cringe. Not that the bar was low-quality or anything, bc it wasn't, but due to the fact I have seen and used that phrase so many times. What really made this bar special was the personal. Overlooking the cliched np, the concept was fresh and flipped very nicely. I remember reading this and thinking just how fierce and polished it was in execution (similar to the bar in my signature). Easily the BOTW.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZEubf7tFi4

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:18 AM
Week 4 Winners

You're about to get flawless'd, so don't bother showing up
we could go 'tooth for tooth, eye for eye'.... but yours has fallen out & the other swollen shut.

He's an atrocious person to mimic, That hoe's real lame
Before someone strives to Be MW,
They'd rather One leave'em as a Roadkill stain.

ur a trash nobody. among vets u'll never see Trag's name called,
u could champ Noob Tourney XVXVX- and leave Allen & Nik laughing "K, Mal"


You can't make girls cum, the fluid remains inside until they see me
So if you ever CJ Spiller, she got bored of of him and turned on the T.V.

nigga ya wording is shitted, u cant champ cuz the league would be ended
if rosetta standard, we'd have to take that foreign language class to comprehend it

Don't compare me'n this scrub. This dud wouldnt bag a single bitch yo.
S e r i o u s ly.....only time Greed gets the best of me's when i take twins home.

This bitch jocking the fresh prince like he's getting paid
but a botched robbery the only time we'll see vivian banks

I've been out on vacay, now I'm back cuttin heads...
Only spring break he knows is when his fat ass wife is in bed


DayDay's trill but that comment's still mighty cray
so for the sake of improving our race relations I promise to kill YDK?

des is old, dirty & ugly... u know I stay skeezin on the young meat
s'why ur girl told me 'swerve out the way' & yo... I wasn't even in the front seat

Week 4 Runner-Up BOTW

des is old, dirty & ugly... u know I stay skeezin on the young meat
s'why ur girl told me 'swerve out the way' & yo... I wasn't even in the front seat

What made this bar so signficant was the backstory that accompanied it. At this point it was Destroyer vs. Swerve in the champ match and Swerve was overly confident that he would be victorious. Destroyer had a fair amount of pressure to deliver and he responded aggressively. Using a np that isn't necessarily groundbreaking, he constructed a bar that was fueled by a hilarious concept and a healthy setup reinforced with a strong finish.

Week 4 BOTW

This bitch jocking the fresh prince like he's getting paid
but a botched robbery the only time we'll see vivian banks

There were quite a few bars in week 4 that resonated well with the voters. Alot of outstanding punches to choose from. I selected Camp's bar against Vivid bc this was the original Vivian Banks line before others started sprouting up. Very reminiscent of Dominate's Jack N Jill bar. This np was second to none. Camp really stepped his game up and brought a sensational np and reference to the table. His creativity resulted in this punch being BOTW.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_sk6Vl3kbA

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:19 AM
Week 5 Winners

I'll have this Frail Hoe hog-tied ona Railroad.. the Trains rollin him flat
Nickname the incident "Kendrick Lamar- Money Trees".. I left Bish all over the Track.

Ima smash your head through the coffee table, somebody grab me a body bag
Cuz ringing camp's bell is light work; you ole hunchback of the couch looking fag

It's almost psycho, ladies love k n want no substitutions
Any bitch that ' roar shacks ' w/ - is from a mental institution

With a name like that, no doubt dude is fat as fuck.
Last time he had a serious jones, greed literally ate that faggot up.

his name describes what he does when matched with champ level caliber
its only 2 lines. by now u should have Tendon Split, the way he backpedals outta verse

I drive fast cars bag chicks..no1 pursuing u sissy
Me n my dudes bring Whips to Jiffy Lube
u jus see a dude n Whip out the Lube in a Jiffy

NO NORMAL GIRLS WANT HIM. HE ONLY GETS THE SLEAZIEST TRICKS.
THE ONLY TIME ANYONE WOULD BED PAN, HE GETS COVERED IN FECES AND PISS.

my shovel will make u bleed well... then it's time to get rid of details
u might see me deep in a K hole, but I won't be doing ketamine rails

PM me..I miss u, Meth gets mad respect and praise
ever since u left me my legs won't stop shaking and I haven't slept for days

Week 5 Runner-Up BOTW

It's almost psycho, ladies love k n want no substitutions
Any bitch that ' roar shacks ' w/ - is from a mental institution

Kay is another RB guy who came over to join our league. I first saw him in RB's 1-2 Punch league, or in NC BA, idk. He's kinda raw. Kay has the tendency to drop fire and this bar is no exception. His roar shacks np on Roar was undoubtedly inventive. Knowing just how good Roar has been this season, for Kay to knock him off is very telling.

Week 5 BOTW

I drive fast cars bag chicks..no1 pursuing u sissy
Me n my dudes bring Whips to Jiffy Lube
u jus see a dude n Whip out the Lube in a Jiffy

If I'm not mistaken, this is Muff's first appearance in the league as he was a NS replacement for Defiant. Meth sanctioned it and his opponent King Ra approved. Unbeknownst to King Ra, Muff would provide one of my favorite bars all season. The wp here was fucking aces and one of the smoothest 3-line bars I've ever read. Add on the fact the concept was roflz and it's hard to front on this being BOTW.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56FJ4Y6MYhI

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:19 AM
Week 6 Winners

You get Aired Out. There's no oxygen left to flow in this noob, dude
So, Ne' Giving a Breath-Taking Display? Only if I choke him to death and post it to YouTube

i only wrote this cuz im in a zone bro
plus, i've never been known to no show

You ain't never been dope, I'd say you're text is through
Every verse comes w/ another drunken mistake, like any girl who's woke up next to u


u think that fat bitch gets called beautiful like she's attractive
but when people say she Gorges, its to describe her eating habits

Everything great. I got ur bitch wetter than a lake in reverse whore,
His bitch grinding on my wood so much, she started callin it a surfboard

You're bland and boring, you're old flips won't leave us fearing w/ dread
Cuz you're a loser faggot from A to B, no matter what letter you choose in the Veritas thread

My heart is dark..leave maimed bodies with the mark of the beast
This faggot soft..whenever Malignant, he's merely acting Stupid n Retarded with peeps.

This faggot ain't got game he hunts dames backwards
The sick bastard
K only gets chicks to suck dick so he can kiss their lips after

I'll whoop ya ass, leave you in pieces and that's #factz
The 1-2'll leave you broke and destroyed like the champ match

ur wife told me the first night u both smashed was gross and a total disaster
cuz when u showed her ur package i.e. "D" she coldly exploded with laughter

Catch him at tha ATM, Gloves on, Give him a Shank
so there's no Fresh Printz when I See Vivi-in Banks!

Week 6 Runner-Up BOTW


u think that fat bitch gets called beautiful like she's attractive
but when people say she Gorges, its to describe her eating habits

When I initially read this bar from Jilti I thought the wp was a tadbit forced and my vote echoed that sentiment, but now having gone back and experienced it for a second time, I still think it's a tadbit forced and realize I was right and everybody else was wrong. J/k. Well not entirely. But I did think this particular bar had a swell concept and was executed satisfactorily. If I put aside the technical nuances, there really isn't an argument to make in regards of this not being the runner-up BOTW. All-around it was a dandy effort.

Week 6 BOTW

You're bland and boring, you're old flips won't leave us fearing w/ dread
Cuz you're a loser faggot from A to B, no matter what letter you choose in the Veritas thread

This week's BOTW comes courtesy of Meth, who used this bar to secure a convincing win over Unfukwitable. The concept he used was exemplary, far more superior than Unfuk's and doubly entertaining. It's strange bc irl a cpl days before Veritas posted that thread, I was involved in one of those nostalgic conversations adults have when reminiscing over the past and we were discussing those fantasy books that used to have the A/B chapters. Meth capitalized on that coincidence and woo'ed me over with a stellar outing to take home BOTW honors.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_RnwgexN9w

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:20 AM
Week 7 Winners

sad to say 'Stro dont fancy dames, wont even glance their way
if Design a girl, its hand crocheting pastel fabric patterns for fashion day

They turn Scaredy Cat when he's Here to Scratch?...we should have Doubtz
Cuz I dont Fear Roar...or...anything that comes out thiz Pussiez Mouth!


ur a snorefest n' phony, each review for "Unsure" was some corn-fed baloney
I wouldn't put my hands on ur Good Book if I was in court giving sworn testimony

I SAW YOU CHUMMING WITH VETS, SEEMS YOU'RE DYSLEX'D, DORK.
CHARLOTTE HAS A NEW TEAM NAME, BUT THIS MKG'S A NET WHORE.

I stay goin to exotic places..u cant deny the boys Potential
Last Def-Vacation you seen u were stuck ina stall w/ no toilet tissue

we all go thru this day an age with ease
ya fate is obsolete, thanks to technology
now all notebook does is endanger trees


Being big has kept you down, he loves mayonnaise sandwiches and sides of bologna
I've tried to help him up but every Subjacent down his throat leaves him further below me

U barely beat Pan n Baby so dead it dog. U gettin wack u lame asshole.
Lately, only reputable accomplishments u can take credit for are the ones u gave Gamble.

If I slide him a knife, He'll cut his wrist & die instantly
Depressions a bitch!..
& Hunts got enough bottled up to rival the Hienz Industry

My foe's a fag! so when I'm grabbing on chics that lick my hard log right/
"Rude have a nigga's face on his dick" like "Ravishing Rick's Junkyard Dog tights!!"/

Week 7 Runner-Up BOTW

If I slide him a knife, He'll cut his wrist & die instantly
Depressions a bitch!..
& Hunts got enough bottled up to rival the Hienz Industry

Unfuk had a really solid outing this week against K Huntsman. His np fit in with the concept perfectly and the misdirect was cleverly organized. With this dominant win over Kay, Unfuk truly lived up to his moniker.

Week 7 BOTW

My foe's a fag! so when I'm grabbing on chics that lick my hard log right/
"Rude have a nigga's face on his dick" like "Ravishing Rick's Junkyard Dog tights!!"/

Earlier I said that Muff's 3-line bar was one of the best all season and this incredible bar by Windu deserves the same distinction. The np and reference were both illy and brought some fucking pain to Rude Boy. Whether you appreciate his style or not, you can't say that the man isn't gifted with ingenuity.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38HmE7fuE1w

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:21 AM
Week 8 Winners

Stop fucking with rap cuz when Blanco killed you that ownage was giant!/
The only late Knight that should keep ties to mic is Conan O Brian!/

chicks laugh at your half dick, soo eatin twat to u is the norm
he's not just a Clowney....goes down when its finally time to perform

YOU'RE BORING, STUCK IN THAT MIDDLE-TIER, PREVALENT CAMP.
YOUR NAME'S MISSING C-H, AND YOUR LINES WON'T GET ANYONE AMPED.

You don't write off the top faggot, that's why your verses bore
Last time I saw kin key... He was role playing with roar

I indulge in the ganja. I get the absolute package
I stay smokin on that Sticky, Note..u use to getda "kick me" 1s on ur back u Faggot

blanco tries to bring heat, but he's always frail & flounders...
punches always 'almost hit,' which is also how u describe all ur female encounters

watch me drop Meth then let the fall demolish his spine
n when I put this hard case on his back, it'll inspire the next Otterbox product design

im a proven beast in 2 different leagues, gettin offers to join crews constantly
while your still in Training,Camp.. and it took a Gamble just to put u on a team

Girls hate u, sorry but no night will exempt
That the only time they 'lineup for RB' is with that fail site battle attempt

Week 8 Runner-Up BOTW

im a proven beast in 2 different leagues, gettin offers to join crews constantly
while your still in Training,Camp.. and it took a Gamble just to put u on a team

Originally when I checked Jilti's battle with Camp, all I saw was that Training, Camp np and it instantly turned me off bc of how obvious it was. Looking back I can admit that it was a rather harsh indictment. The meat of this bar is the personal Jil used. It was structured flawlessly and had tremendous payoff. Great stuff here.

Week 8 BOTW

YOU'RE BORING, STUCK IN THAT MIDDLE-TIER, PREVALENT CAMP.
YOUR NAME'S MISSING C-H, AND YOUR LINES WON'T GET ANYONE AMPED.

At first glance it's easy to see this bar and have no idea what's happening. But if you look closer you will see some brilliant creativity manifest itself. Certain's opponent was Unfukwitable this week, and if you add a C and an H to his name you have Unfuckwithable. See what he did there? Excellent way to tie in the C-H with AMPED. This is the BOTW and rightfully so.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtSzpKiARrI

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:21 AM
Week 9 Winners

My he's wack, is this the nigga that was bold with all the talkin?
Well these shots'd take YD's back quicker than holding on the offense

Handicap Match, Define his Rhymes as cheap shots & Behind Times
its no coincidence wheneva DEF Punch, it lands on the Blind Side!!

I get stiff as a board nail'n ya girl, she say u drill like a faggot
So if muzzl ever apply wood? I'll use it to build him a casket

this nerd is weaker, while des packs a burnin heater
so when we go to the mattresses, I'll leave Serta perfect sleeper

I dine luxurious. entrees with flagons from tact bars
U see I like to Dress Up 4 Calamari..you'd rather Cosplay as Admiral Ackbar

u dimwitted shit for brains, no way this twit is offin me
if ur a glimpse of the future, its what mike judge envisioned with idiocracy

he lost the last event and the lame'll be slumped after this
just blame one on me for slamming meth wit a classic hit

you can't take a stab at me, so why would this kid bother
the battle just isn't going to Pan out for you, but I promise youll leave like his father

U gotta fetish for shlong pics. Lars thread proved that.
So while i use classic battles as a Measuring Stick...your asking men how they do that.

Week 9 Runner-Up BOTW

he lost the last event and the lame'll be slumped after this
just blame one on me for slamming meth wit a classic hit

I absolutely enjoyed Camp's flip on the intro video I posted in his battle with Meth. It's really disheartening that Meth ended up NS'ing as this week's matchup had the potential to be a notable sleeper. Camp had crisp delivery and inventiveness working in his favor.

Week 9 BOTW

this nerd is weaker, while des packs a burnin heater
so when we go to the mattresses, I'll leave Serta perfect sleeper

Destroyer found himself in a Contendership match this week opposite Certain. This was one of my favorite battles as these are 2 of the best in the league. Destroyer has already champed the league once before this season and used a nice concept to build around an invigorating np and snuff Certain's momentum to advance to the championship match.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-v_JCIajHs

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:23 AM
Week 10 Predictions

What is your biggest concern regarding your opponent heading into your Week 10 battle?
What would you say is his greatest strength as a text battler, and what area do you feel he needs improvement in?

Wordz AhGod vs. Certain

yo my bad man.. just saw this, some dude on RB had to message me about this cos I forgot and iddn't know when battles were set up. Honestly I have no worries man. Not down playing anyone here, but I just like to drop bars and battle creative dudes. Looking forward to getting to drop a bar against Muff at some point too.



I HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS GUY BROKE.

BROKE says

On paper, this is one of my favorite matchups this season. WAG is a legitimate powerhouse with the potential to drop ego-shattering haymakers. Certain is every bit the contender WAG is and if he takes this battle seriously then I can see him emerging triumphant with a clever np and his usual arrogant swag. However, I'm going with WAG on this one. Idk if it's the fact Certain has outright stated he doesn't know WAG or that he's already posted a bar expressing his disinterest in battling him, but something tells me Certain doesn't really know too much ab WAG and it seems as if he's disinterested in battling him.


Packed Graves vs. Jilti



--people might not want to read his garb'.

--he needs to improve his luck, he got stuck with me . who's my opponent??



No concern. Experience at RB is his biggest strength, also his biggest weakness at the same time because lack of fresh material

BROKE says

This is another awesome matchup with PG and Jil, two highly-talented prospects, going head to head for the first time this season. While they are both somewhat evenly matched, I give the slight advantage to PG as he is just a bit further along with his progression than Jilti. PG has excelled in the RB 1-2 Punch Leagues so I don't see him having too much difficulty transitioning over here. If PG wins, he picks up some much needed momentum to help propel him to the top ranks. If Jilti wins, he rebounds from a tough loss in the championship last week and stays in the title picture.


Muff vs. Kin


I tell you what..dudes not bad for a guy whos primarily audio. Biggest concern would be me underestimating him n droppin subpar. Count above average creativity and solid wording as his strengths. Weaknesses would have to be lack of exp. (Can tell hew not entirely sure whats played and not) etc



Biggest concern...my punch being ova some heads..

His strength.....he a funny.dude...I respect.his style

Improvement for.him?? He claimed he could out rap me on a track in some post way back...prove that!!....prolly could improve his wording...who says "cosplay" in battles...dungeons an Dragons ass Diggity

BROKE says

Both of these guys are articulate writers who can humble any opponent with original concepts and witticism. It's hard to predict the outcome bc I think it can go either way. It all depends on how fresh of an angle they go with and how impactful their bars come off. If their performance thus far in the season is any marker for the quality of this battle, then we should be in for a fine showing.

Tomb vs. TheMuzzl3


No concern at all goin into week 10
He doesn't really have strength but potential, pretty funny guy
Needs 2 work on coming more direct n wording concepts better imo


BROKE says

Last week Tomb had to contend with PG and came away on the losing end. This week I have him recovering from that loss with a very important win over TheMuzzl3 to boost his confidence. While TheMuzzl3 isn't the worst textcee I've ever seen, he still needs to go through the hazing phase and deal with the losses. Each loss will make him more determined and show him what he needs to do to up his game. He seems like an intelligent gentleman so it shouldn't take too long for him to learn from his mistakes. If they decide to make this a hobby, whatever effort these two both put in will reward them twice over in the months to come.


Defiant vs. Unfukwitable


Having no idea who the fuck he is?

Being under the radar for however long he has been here for, he could improve his wording, maybe he has bad wording I dunno



No real concern I just gotta get more creative I know he's use to lots of played DEF nameplay as Im use to lots of UN- played bars.

Well from what I read he has good wording, I just think he needs to step out the box a bit thats all.


BROKE says

We have a potential sleeper right here with both of these competitors being nearly identical to one another. Unfuk reminds me of Defiant on his best days, so if he drops lackluster he could catch alot of wreck. While I selected Unfuk to win, it wouldn't shock me to see Defiant slip by him in a hotly-contested battle.


Tic Tac vs. murda sho


Ok, ok.

I don't really have any concerns other than the fact Murda is a vet and has been dropping dope lately. I think his biggest strength is how he chooses to word his punches, which makes them very effective. Looking forward to it.




Tic Tac ain't a bad battler, I've seen him robbed a few times on RB due to politics but he's I guess second or third best over there. Ima still Zip Him Up though... Anyway he seems like he knows what he's doing I think his weakness as a battled is having to face me and get trashed! ��


BROKE says

This is the most anticipated matchup aside from the Contendership/Championship bouts. Both Tic and MS are playing havoc with their competition across NC and RB. They have a ton of momentum and are due to collide explosively. We're fortunate to see that collision happen right here in Week 10.


Beans vs. Windu Tuako


No concerns really... This guys has some real clever concepts and that's what I got to bring to the table... I'm new here and based from what I've seen(last weeks bar) his execution was a bit off but had a dope concept.


BROKE says

Beans has shown great improvement both here and in the Newbie Tournament. I think we will see a better offering from him this week now that he knows which areas of his text battling needs improvement. Windu is one of my darkhorses for the season and is a viable threat for anyone. I have Windu taking it but it all depends on whether he shows and if he does how much effort he put into his bar.


YDK vs. Strikta




My biggest concern is catching aids

His greatest strength is probably his ability to find glory holes with midgets carrying fully blown HIV

And the area he needs improvement in is his work ethic, 13.50 is barely enough for the amount of condoms his sister goes through in a day...just saying


BROKE says

I know I have Strikta winning this but I have a feeling he will most likely NS, or if he does drop it will be something quick and not entirely thought out. YDK has a champion mentality and the only thing left for him to do at this point is to become champion. For this reason I'm going to abruptly switch my prediction and give YDK the nod.


Camp Bell vs. Blanco Bishop



my concern with blanco is that he finds his wording and drops a fucking bomb on my head. lol but im familiar with blanco enough to know that may not happen. all respect due tho.

i think blanco's strength is the fact that hes funny sometimes. which is a very good attribute in the 1-2. i think his weakness is his wording, at times he seems to get lost in his wording and his punches dont end very well. should be a good battle, with me winning of course.

Campbell' biggest concern for me would definately be his constant improvement. I battled him once n beat him but he is no longer that battler. He is much improved in all facets,especially his wording.
The only thing holding him back is possibly the fact that sometimes he has some far out references that not everybody gets or is up on.
Solid opponent for sure tho.


BROKE says

These guys have been busting their ass off all season to get into the Contendership match. They've toiled and suffered a few losses here and there, but that just builds character. Suffice to say at this point in the season they have alot of character. They both have the heart and potential to outperform one another. I consider this a remarkable bout that will most assuredly set them apart from one another.


BROKE LESNAR vs. Destroyer

I'm well aware of Destroyer's strengths with np's and bar construction. He always drops clean and allows little room for error. My biggest concern is how I'm supposed to go about flipping a Jack N Jill np on him.


my biggest concern is that there are no nameplays, but I'll still come up with a fresh one, watch.
Broke's biggest strength as a battler is his research skills and ability to tie setups with followthroughs
He needs improvement in understanding common Mafia slang expressions


BROKE says

Here we are again in the championship match trying to one-up each other. There isn't anybody I respect more than Destroyer on NC so for us to repeatedly be in this position is a great thing. This should be a spirited battle between 2 bad news bears.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04VBk93tRTM

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 02:23 AM
Showcase Rebuttal Battle Of The Week

Victor will receive 1 win added to their record. No losses are at stake.

murda sho vs. Kin

No Defense, Eat him up when I Burst Doors in Barricades
to get to Murda Sho, it's not The First Fort-he-Ate!!


This nerd ain't cool, u will get checked that's why we surveyed u
So act bold and I'll leave you stretched like that wordplay fool

Zip Him Up!


Usin words like "nerd?"...I stick to Bodying the Wordplay
Only thing you Zippin' up is Bags on Earth Day


Fuck a rebuttal he ain't worth your patience typin votes
What a step down, I just beat Orkin now u'll get exterminated like a roach

Zip Him Up Again!

Please vote accordingly in this thread.

Unfukwitable
09-28-2014, 03:04 AM
Dope shit right here, No doubt.

Defiant
09-28-2014, 03:28 AM
You the man

This was dope

Blanco Bishop
09-28-2014, 04:50 AM
Props sir.

incredible effort.

Should make everyone excited.

El Muffin
09-28-2014, 06:05 AM
Niiiice

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 06:22 AM
I thought Kin made a valiant effort with the First 48 wp. It read dead on something I would hear in a live acapella battle format and I enjoyed it. The murda show/First 48 connection has been done before but the concept and supporting material Kin used really opened it up to a unique interpretation. MS' bar was a great way to rebuttal it. It read fluidly and was pretty impactful with the commentary on First 48.

While the first two bars by both could go either way, the second set really decided the battle. Kin really shouldn't have went with a zip' em up/bags line as both of those used in that context have been used several times over. What helped cushion those flaws was the setup. It made me lol and definitely had that personal rebuttal feel that I envisioned when implementing the Rebuttal Option. You did exactly what I wanted you to do. You shifted into a personal tone and did it rather well.

Same with MS. While his first bar was more of a rebuttal then his second, it still had the tone I wanted but at the same time it came off just as hard. Now, I've seen the Orkin wp/np before, but what differentiates this flip from Kins Zip Em Up/Bags flip was that MS did just get out of a battle where as it stands he is and will eventually win. So it was relevent tie-in and a reference used not to focus on Orc but on staggering Kin. It was used supportively and not directly.

Overall this is what I wanted out of the Rebuttal Option. So congrats to both. Kin proved that going first isn't as big a handicap as some feared it would be.

v-MS

El Muffin
09-28-2014, 06:29 AM
Surveyed you
Wordplay fool

Is it just me..or the rhymes off in this shit

Like damn near dsnt rhyme

Js

Its bothering me..looks like it shud but dsnt

BROKE LESNAR
09-28-2014, 06:38 AM
Surveyed you
Wordplay fool

Is it just me..or the rhymes off in this shit

Like damn near dsnt rhyme

Js

Its bothering me..looks like it shud but dsnt

I liked it. Sur-vade you, wordplay fool. When I sound it out it flows pretty well.

theMuzzl3
09-28-2014, 07:18 AM
Great organization. Love how you didn't completely bad-mouth me.

I don't know if I wrote great lines (I had some good ones in my head and lost them), but I posted early VS Tomb b/c I'm confident with this matchup.

murda sho
09-28-2014, 11:29 AM
Broke you're an amazing mod b

Kin
09-28-2014, 06:29 PM
Damn!......Broke put.in that work...

Hats off

YDK
09-28-2014, 08:59 PM
Ok the wait was totally worth it huge props BROKE LESNAR
Thanks for all the work man
Fyi, I WILL BE CHAMP THIS SEASON

jilti
09-28-2014, 10:15 PM
cool videos and ummm.. mag too

Wordz AhGod
09-29-2014, 10:29 AM
dope mag homie.

Tic
09-29-2014, 01:10 PM
Dope mag, Broke. Props for keeping this going with as much involvement as there has been.

Packed Graves
09-29-2014, 02:06 PM
Dope mag, thanks for the shout.


Vote - MS for having actual punches.

Tomb
09-29-2014, 02:17 PM
Big ups 2 broke good shit man

Ms got the rebuttal bit good shit from both

Packed Graves
09-29-2014, 04:29 PM
jilti good battle homie, props.

jilti
09-29-2014, 05:00 PM
same to u Packed Graves

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 05:07 PM
jilti

How do u pronounce ur name

jilti
09-29-2014, 05:20 PM
jilti

How do u pronounce ur name

Leg·end

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 05:23 PM
Leg·end


Wot

Newb turn e sem eye fine al list

O

Ok

Got it

jilti
09-29-2014, 05:30 PM
Wot

Newb turn e sem eye fine al list

O

Ok

Got it

Jil·tee is how its pronounced

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 05:32 PM
K thx.