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Witty
09-29-2014, 03:20 AM
Don't drink whiskey for 4 days without also consuming food and at least a little water...you will hallucinate and maybe even die.

Also don't start an argument with four bouncers...no matter how logical you feel your argument is, it won't end well.

Fart
09-29-2014, 03:28 AM
word thnx
was thinking bout doing this, but now i wont

Witty
09-29-2014, 03:29 AM
Glad I could help bro.

Witty
09-29-2014, 03:45 AM
Oh and also don't smash your phone by letting it fall out of ur pocket while hanging upside down from a tree.

Oh and don't climb trees while drunk.

Masaii
09-29-2014, 05:17 AM
helpful tip:

dont accept $13.50 from another man online.

Witty
09-29-2014, 05:34 AM
If I need money and somebody else is offering money, I'll probably take it tbh.

So I can not judge others, I don't know their situation.

Witty
09-29-2014, 05:41 AM
i like whiskey.

What do you drink?

I was drinking Jameson and Jack Daniels for the most part.

Jameson>>>

Plot
09-29-2014, 03:35 PM
I prefer Glen Fiddich with a splash of mineral water...
On a trivia note: do you you know the difference between
whisky and whiskey?
I used to, forgotten it.

Certain
09-29-2014, 03:58 PM
I prefer Glen Fiddich with a splash of mineral water...
On a trivia note: do you you know the difference between
whisky and whiskey?
I used to, forgotten it.

It's just regional spelling. Canada and Scotland prefer whisky, America and Ireland prefer whiskey.

Objective
09-29-2014, 06:04 PM
Oh and don't climb trees while drunk.

Funny you'd say that. This guy climbed a tree at the party I was at this Saturday, he fell down and the ambulance came in a helicopter to get him. Apparently he might have broken his back. Dude was high on a shitload of things but my educated guess is that the same shit can happen drunk as well.

anime_boners
09-29-2014, 06:06 PM
itt witty is irish

Split
09-29-2014, 06:07 PM
Plot confirmed for lurking this site at all times of the day

Wise Wiggles
09-29-2014, 06:49 PM
Alcohol gets me all emo these days.. Can't do it

Masaii
09-29-2014, 06:59 PM
Alcohol gets me all emo these days.. Can't do it

Cause you have unchecked issues that only surface when youre intoxicated?

Its okay we have a therapist for that; The Mind Assassin

Witty
09-29-2014, 07:01 PM
We all have issues and deal with them in our own ways.

What do we gain by singling each other out?

Batty
09-29-2014, 07:26 PM
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7bdc5990e6fc19b3b4f6401ca1de8792ac82780d8ea1005e26 18c76619fe7089.jpg

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 07:30 PM
IS WITTY TRYING TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ITT

WTF

NETCEES RESIDENT MEDIATOR N SHIT

IM GOING TO FKN KILLU

Witty
09-29-2014, 07:32 PM
:)

theMuzzl3
09-29-2014, 07:46 PM
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 07:48 PM
gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

Witty
09-29-2014, 07:52 PM
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

Diode

Witty
09-29-2014, 07:53 PM
gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

Hahaha.

What you were saying.

I got it.

theMuzzl3
09-29-2014, 07:56 PM
gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

she's kinda old for you...

I gave a helpful tip to your ancestors, many years back. Apparently the advice was not carried on through the generations.

Inno
09-29-2014, 07:57 PM
GOOD COMBACK MUZZLE....YOUR GETTING THE HANG OF THIS SHIT.

big baby
09-29-2014, 08:12 PM
lol @ peope tagging veritas.


i killed veritas.

rite Bags ?!?! :) if UFK CKAILL DBALDY ! I FUCKA KILL BALDY DUDE! YEA! BBICHIO

Diode
09-29-2014, 08:44 PM
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

i am going to fucking murder your unborn children.

hope you like having your sack split open by rose bushes and rusty screwdrivers you fucking heathen.

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 08:47 PM
Seems like a reasonable response to someone else's preference in drinking something they're going to drink which doesn't effect you in any way, at all, ever.

Split
09-29-2014, 08:48 PM
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

this was HLB


now if only Masaii would stop being a faggotnigger

theMuzzl3
09-29-2014, 09:19 PM
this was HLB



What is HLB... I always look up "internet acronyms" and "urban dictionary", but sometimes what they say makes no sense.


i am going to fucking murder your unborn children.

hope you like having your sack split open by rose bushes and rusty screwdrivers you fucking heathen.

What are you gonna do it with a pen?

When mistaking men for women, you come to the top of my mind; with your blush make-up and gusty wind flowing through your crotchless panties.

Diode
09-29-2014, 10:49 PM
Seems like a reasonable response to someone else's preference in drinking something they're going to drink which doesn't effect you in any way, at all, ever.

Congratulations on your promotion to Administrative LLB.

Condolences on your loss of personality.

Diode
09-29-2014, 10:50 PM
What is HLB... I always look up "internet acronyms" and "urban dictionary", but sometimes what they say makes no sense.




What are you gonna do it with a pen?

When mistaking men for women, you come to the top of my mind; with your blush make-up and gusty wind flowing through your crotchless panties.

I have enough of your personal information to end you.

Don't do this.

theMuzzl3
09-29-2014, 10:55 PM
I have enough of your personal information to end you.

Don't do this.

I never wanted a quarrel with you. You start, I end. Thats how it usually works. On a side note, I'll send you a friend request and see how you react.

All lI ask for is mutual respect. When everyone comes flying at me from all directions, its going to ignite something they would not like to see.

*edit* weren't we going to battle just for the fun of it, at some point?

**second edit** personal info, and end me... hmm. You threatening my life, or just wanna have a little strife online?

Split
09-29-2014, 11:21 PM
RIP Muzzlini

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 11:29 PM
Congratulations on your promotion to Administrative LLB.

Condolences on your loss of personality.

lmao @ you talking about boarding

rich

Diode
09-29-2014, 11:47 PM
lmao @ you talking about boarding

rich

Lmao @ you talking anything

You are a child

Enjoy it while it lasts kiddo

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 11:53 PM
(nonsense insult) + (random condescending insult/word)

good job veritas

theMuzzl3
09-29-2014, 11:58 PM
Diode is starting to come off to me as a dude who talks shit no matter what. I guess he is behind his computer of phone, so go for it!

MKG
09-30-2014, 12:03 AM
Muzzle show some mercy

El Muffin
09-30-2014, 12:06 AM
GET HIM MUZZLE

Masaii
09-30-2014, 12:07 AM
Pancake has diode in a cripler crossface

Diodes hand is wavering, ready to concede

PancakeBrah
09-30-2014, 12:13 AM
Me and Diode are bff's.

theMuzzl3
09-30-2014, 12:18 AM
GET HIM MUZZLE

What it do?

Diode
09-30-2014, 12:33 AM
(nonsense insult) + (random condescending insult/word)

good job veritas

OH OH CAKE DO THAT THING WHERE YOU PRETEND IT'S A SCREENPLAY OF YOUR REACTION TO A POST THAT SHIT NEVER GETS OLD

LOL

THEN GO AND ACTUALLY DO IT "IRONICALLY" BECAUSE Lol

Lol amirite

Lol???

Diode
09-30-2014, 12:34 AM
Pancake has diode in a cripler crossface

Diodes hand is wavering, ready to concede

this thread is ruined

i had hopes dancake

i had hopes

Diode
09-30-2014, 12:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah4VQXe8YqU

ether, muzzle. pure ether.

you's a cold blooded nigga

we are not going to rican this dude

judge bb already rendered a verdict

solly

Certain
09-30-2014, 12:39 AM
Diode, you're too emotional right now.

theMuzzl3 is a valuable member now. His hazing process is complete. You were late to the party.

Diode
09-30-2014, 12:40 AM
Diode, you're too emotional right now.

theMuzzl3 is a valuable member now. His hazing process is complete. You were late to the party.

only by the topical representatives

that is not the full ncs congress

judge bb to the stand pls

Certain
09-30-2014, 12:41 AM
I've got theMuzzl3's back against all comers.

theMuzzl3
09-30-2014, 12:43 AM
Judge BB, welcomed.

Can this thread get back to the topic, puns aside?

Split
09-30-2014, 01:01 AM
I hope muzzl3 loses his will to post in the Disc so I can go back to forgetting he exists by avoiding his OMs and battles

Split
09-30-2014, 01:21 AM
Woosah. Stfu you bull dyke stay-puft rimjob wrangler

Clayray
09-30-2014, 01:48 AM
Woosah. Stfu you bull dyke stay-puft rimjob wrangler

You're an emotional wreck, Split. All this hatred for such a small framed little boy.

Ralphie from The Christmas Story ass nigga

And how many times are you gonna call me a bull dyke? Your post against me are getting unoriginal as of late, very Masaii esque aura you have.

theMuzzl3
09-30-2014, 01:54 AM
Quotes upon quotes, when I had nothing to do with the subject.
If its so important to flame me, then my ego must be boosted, in retrospect.

It is unintelligent for people to hold onto hatred.
Keeping yourself centered at your core is sacred.



Now get back to the damn topic and leave my name out of it.

Clayray
09-30-2014, 01:56 AM
U get em muzzafuzza

theMuzzl3
10-05-2014, 04:12 PM
Diode, you're too emotional right now.
theMuzzl3 is a valuable member now.
Let the FOing commence.

Diode
10-05-2014, 09:12 PM
Let the FOing commence.

i take this an confirmation that you want me to fuck your life.

please confirm that is the case.

namix to confirm for the muzzle that he is choosing the wrong person to "dare" when it comes to PII

JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE ADMIN IS ABSOLVED OF ALL GUILT FOR WHAT I WILL DO HERE

<3 <3 <3

Certain
10-05-2014, 09:13 PM
Diode, what's your motivation?

Diode
10-05-2014, 09:15 PM
Diode, what's your motivation?

the muzzle is trying to bring order to the chaos that is the internet

also he seems to think some kind of law applies to boarding?

and he keeps necroing threads to bait me.

http://tesseraguild.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bull-and-horns.jpeg

Certain
10-05-2014, 09:19 PM
theMuzzl3 didn't send the e-mail to namix about legal ramifications, a person with knowledge of the situation told me. The person requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the situation.

Diode
10-05-2014, 09:24 PM
theMuzzl3 didn't send the e-mail to namix about legal ramifications, a person with knowledge of the situation told me. The person requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the situation.

Lol

theMuzzl3
10-05-2014, 09:59 PM
My sig says it all. Fucking of can be like "Aloha". Hello, Good Bye, and have a nice day Fucking Off.