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Hush
09-29-2014, 08:19 AM
I understand done of y'all house boys ain't bout that life


But there's nothing like rewatchng it with the chick or ya homies over a brew as u offer sports center esque insight and play by play



Facts

anime_boners
09-29-2014, 08:28 AM
One small piece of insight to offer though -

if you have room in your hands for the phone then you might not be doing sex right.

edit: not really a "wrong" way to do sex tbh, ppl do whatever floats their boat nah mean. I can just think of far too many things to use my hands for than to be camera man

dull boy
09-29-2014, 09:14 AM
I'd kill you and most of your friends if I could.

Clayray
09-29-2014, 09:21 AM
BRAH IF U DNT HAV VID OF U FUCCIN A CHICK U FKN LAME BRAH

IM BOUT DAT LYFE BRAH, IM HUSH IM A BRAH, BRAH.


stfu faggot.

dull boy
09-29-2014, 09:23 AM
I hope you die soon.

Clayray
09-29-2014, 09:27 AM
I hope you die soon.

You hope everybody dies soon, go on with that pessimistic old grand Torino personality u fuck

dull boy
09-29-2014, 09:35 AM
Lol

*uses gun finger to shoot you*

Clayray
09-29-2014, 09:36 AM
Lol

*uses gun finger to shoot you*

Lol but really I wouldn't be surprised if you're Clint Eastwood.

Hush
09-29-2014, 09:48 AM
Lol at holding the camera


Reed the phone holds itself up when positioned right


U can tell who dry dicking itt


dull boy
I doubt u can produce a pic of a woman at all tbh

dull boy
09-29-2014, 09:49 AM
I care. Hush

Hush
09-29-2014, 09:52 AM
Your 5 posts Itt confirmed that long ago


Ur Sexually repressed
It's obv in u weird ass lyrics


Gluck with that

Blanco Bishop
09-29-2014, 09:58 AM
Lol.


Dead@Play by play.



Got vids with the wifey but i ain't sharing those.
Just rewatch them with her to make new ones.

anime_boners
09-29-2014, 10:16 AM
Lol at holding the camera


Reed the phone holds itself up when positioned right

But the wide shot doesn't capture the good stuff. :\

we've taken like a handful of 20-40 second clips while we fuck.. but typically the phone just gets tossed aside when we really get into things.

dull boy
09-29-2014, 10:19 AM
Your 5 posts Itt confirmed that long ago


Ur Sexually repressed
It's obv in u weird ass lyrics


Gluck with that

I don't think posting means I care about you thinking I can't get women. Does it? Pretty sure it doesn't.

You're mentally repressed. It's obvious by your observations.

Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-29-2014, 10:20 AM
This dude Hush is fronting. I am calling it.

Fart
09-29-2014, 10:21 AM
I'm guessing this thread means u finally got one?

Tom Sparks
09-29-2014, 10:26 AM
Had a vid of my baby mom deepthroating but she deleted it when we broke up or else that shit would be on xvideos

I've tried get other girls to let me record em, make an amateur porn but they don't trust me not to put it on the interwebz

They are correct

Chyeahhh!!!
09-29-2014, 10:56 AM
Produce said vid you claim to have shown your friends over brews to friends on the net over a keyboard or you yourself are a lame who lies to friends over the net about a video that doesn't exist you claimed to have shared over brews sharing play by play when in all actuality....it was all in your head while you sat alone at a table by yourself with a cup of coolaid in your mommy's kitchen.

Diode
09-29-2014, 11:32 AM
Had a vid of my baby mom deepthroating but she deleted it when we broke up or else that shit would be on xvideos

I've tried get other girls to let me record em, make an amateur porn but they don't trust me not to put it on the interwebz

They are correct

itt further proof you are scum

Wise Wiggles
09-29-2014, 11:43 AM
Hush been on a downward spiral to negville lately tbh

Strikta
09-29-2014, 11:46 AM
Not on this phone.

Witty
09-29-2014, 11:51 AM
The casual objectification of women worries me tbh they're just people with feelings that you are casually putting on the line to gain acceptance from your friends or w.e...I think that's wrong though there are certain social pressures put on men to behave in this way so it is not entirely your fault either.

If we treated each other with the same care and respect we want for ourselves I honestly believe everyone would be a lot happier, there would be less pain.

I don't think you, or anyone, is in the wrong....it's society in general and those on the top of the ladder who have programmed us to think in these ways to stop us from being a unified people.

dull boy
09-29-2014, 12:21 PM
The casual objectification of women worries me tbh they're just people with feelings that you are casually putting on the line to gain acceptance from your friends or w.e...I think that's wrong though there are certain social pressures put on men to behave in this way so it is not entirely your fault either.

If we treated each other with the same care and respect we want for ourselves I honestly believe everyone would be a lot happier, there would be less pain.

I don't think you, or anyone, is in the wrong....it's society in general and those on the top of the ladder who have programmed us to think in these ways to stop us from being a unified people.

Greed
09-29-2014, 12:52 PM
Checking in

Everyone in their feelings about this thread lolol. You know bitches watch porn and vote in 2014 guys?

Da BattleMasta Patrick
09-29-2014, 12:59 PM
This is the internet you giys. It is obvious this guy hush is lying who cares?

Inno
09-29-2014, 01:14 PM
So wait a minute.....


You mean to tell me you show ur friends
Videos of u fucking?

So what happens when u
Your dick is in the shot?

I wanna here what play by play you got that.

fuckng gone at this Chester cheeto ass niggah showing
His dick to all his friends.....because that's not gay AT ALL

Clayray
09-29-2014, 01:52 PM
Hush is a straight up douchebag.

Fisticuffs will be thrown if he's ever unfortunate enough to be in same presence

Witty
09-29-2014, 02:18 PM
Hush is ok, we're all just people doing what we believe are the right things to do.

Let's not focus on our differences and focus instead on our similarities...which I think we will find, if given the chance, are much more numerous.

anime_boners
09-29-2014, 02:42 PM
So wait a minute.....


You mean to tell me you show ur friends
Videos of u fucking?

So what happens when u
Your dick is in the shot?

I wanna here what play by play you got that.

fuckng gone at this Chester cheeto ass niggah showing
His dick to all his friends.....because that's not gay AT ALL

you never saw a porno?

Clayray
09-29-2014, 02:44 PM
He watches Chinese ones

Tom Sparks
09-29-2014, 03:01 PM
Chinese porn is the worst

Blanco Bishop
09-29-2014, 03:05 PM
Horrible.


I got three times the ass of the Chinese bitches.

Masaii
09-29-2014, 03:14 PM
ITT: spic who lives at home with his mother films himself masturbate and shows his friend. General NC populus is in agreeance that OP is a fgt.

Wordz AhGod
09-29-2014, 03:24 PM
damn, this shit got real.

Greed
09-29-2014, 03:27 PM
Masaii been hella salty lately.

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 03:41 PM
iitt witty proves her really doesn't know what his mom did at 25 to support her 3 children
itt hush admits to givimg marv J play by play utilizing dickpics while having a casual conversatiom over frozen yogurt
itt masaii shows unintentionally, but risen out of jealousy, the reason he still posts on NC, he now awaits vids as proof.

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:02 PM
iitt witty proves her really doesn't know what his mom did at 25 to support her 3 children
itt hush admits to givimg marv J play by play utilizing dickpics while having a casual conversatiom over frozen yogurt
itt masaii shows unintentionally, but risen out of jealousy, the reason he still posts on NC, he now awaits vids as proof.

What are you implying?

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 04:06 PM
Ask the fox about the vixen

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:11 PM
Im not going to be that person...

in time u will see.

For more help look at op title and objectifiicatiom

Are you implying my mother was a prostitute or a woman of similar habits?

If so....yes she was, biggest whore in Ireland from the stories I've heard.

Should this be some source of shame for me?

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 04:14 PM
LOL...

then y u act like all women rnt whores bc they r?

Just whore out 4 different things

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 04:19 PM
Lol @ rawn trying to conversate with people.

Still lol'ing dudes

Lol'ing @ work

Coworkers weirded out.

Just gasping "what a faggit" between laughs at this point

Hr at my desk

Lmao "small hands wikipedia" laughing to myself non stop

Getting talked to. Ignoring them. Laughing at rawn on internet phone.

Getting fired

Laughing @ rawn in my car

Rear ending SUV

Laughing into airbag

Get out

Tears lmao lol "dirt person wasted life Dr. Helicopter fagget"

Show victim this thread

Person is laughing @ rawn

I'm laughing too

No cops were friends now

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 04:21 PM
Pancake is frazzled bc he just realized how much of a whore his mother is

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:22 PM
LOL...

then y u act like all women rnt whores bc they r?

Just whore out 4 different things

I feel it is reductive and unneccessary to look at anyone in those terms, we are all just people who are struggling to cope in a disillusioned and subjegated world...to speak about and refer to each other in such terms will only enhance and encourage these forces that keep us chained up. It is not just about women but how we treat each other as people.

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 04:24 PM
>year of our lord 2014
>trying to have a srs conversation w/ rawn

Witty pls

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 04:25 PM
Hahah

Ive always wanted to dougie fresh a bitch

Like cam in paid in full

Cool, Hush

But lets not act as if this a prerequisite for anything

Iono if im comfortable watchin a friend gettin his dick sucked.

Frfr

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:25 PM
>year of our lord 2014
>trying to have a srs conversation w/ rawn

Witty pls

Lol I don't know what I was thinking.

Forgive me.

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 04:26 PM
@witty its he opposite

they are ALL whores

so it unifies them

its the inverse of womens liberation but more liberating

hiede fleiss was pancakes mom

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 04:29 PM
Rawns trying to lol on me but rawn can't lol on me lol

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:32 PM
Ok, that makes no sense and doesn't address the point I made.

Allow me to now go back to my default netcees settings.

FIX UR STUPID FAGGOT, REACH OF A T-REX, HILLS HAVE EYES LOOKING, PERFECT FOR TOUCHING KIDS, INCESTUAL BIRTHMARK, FREAKY ASS HANDS.

PancakeBrah
09-29-2014, 04:33 PM
Rip rawn

He dead

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 04:36 PM
Wheres this trex shit coming frm

I missed out

Pics

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:41 PM
I love Rawn.

<3

big baby
09-29-2014, 04:42 PM
can't wait till i can neg hush again.

Rawn MD
09-29-2014, 04:44 PM
witty remember when we ade the treaty to no show both and remain victorious


well I have officially tossed to olive branch with the hopes that the fox will forever go fetch it.

Witty
09-29-2014, 04:45 PM
witty remember when we ade the treaty to no show both and remain victorious


well I have officially tossed to olive branch with the hopes that the fox will forever go fetch it.

Huh?

big baby
09-29-2014, 04:46 PM
Lol @ rawn trying to conversate with people.

Still lol'ing dudes

Lol'ing @ work

Coworkers weirded out.

Just gasping "what a faggit" between laughs at this point

Hr at my desk

Lmao "small hands wikipedia" laughing to myself non stop

Getting talked to. Ignoring them. Laughing at rawn on internet phone.

Getting fired

Laughing @ rawn in my car

Rear ending SUV

Laughing into airbag

Get out

Tears lmao lol "dirt person wasted life Dr. Helicopter fagget"

Show victim this thread

Person is laughing @ rawn

I'm laughing too

No cops were friends now

love when you're one of the boys like this.


how come takes so long to rep you? been like 2 weeks now.

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 04:48 PM
That was still negative cake bb

I havent seen amicable cake in like 2 yrs

Strikta
09-29-2014, 04:48 PM
Y'all nigs dont get no butt forreal.

big baby
09-29-2014, 04:49 PM
love threds like dis

bb just hand onut negs like oprah

U A NEG LIL NGIGA

U 2 NIGGA

made blanco red bar lol

fucka losah

OH ME AND MY GURL WATCH CLIPS OF US stfu idiyote

ROFL @ THIS FUCKING VIDEO MAKING MEXICAN ALL LIKE "HEY MAMASITA LETS MAKE A VIDEO, ESSAY" and she like "OOH PAPI WIT UR RAZOR2 OR UR BLACKBERRRY I LIKE DA BLACKBERRY2.3 MEGAPHIXELS IT MAKES MY BUTT LOOK FAT" and balanoc like ANYTHING U WANT BB MY TREAT 2NIGHT ;). *takes out ancient phone* *gets in flintstone mobile to ride from kitchen to bed* YABADABA DOO fucka loser turquise shirt sweater bitch.

"GET MY MYSPACE ANGLES, PAPI, YEW NO HOW MAMA DO"

"YEH.. *BREATHES EMPHATICALLY* GIMME DAT ASS BLANCA BISHOPIA"

rofl loser

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 04:52 PM
Esmeralda blancooo

Masaii
09-29-2014, 04:53 PM
Lottery cant buy dignity it would seem

Hush
09-29-2014, 05:54 PM
Y'all nigs dont get no butt forreal.

Stop it

Inno
09-29-2014, 06:36 PM
you never saw a porno?

so u casually watch your friends have sex?

This is normal?

And not gay?

I don't know about you...but I'm not showing my friends videos of me fucking.
Because I would assume that my dick would make more than one appearance lol.
I don't get how showing your friends your dick is not gay...

Masaii
09-29-2014, 06:44 PM
I think its been established that its pretty gay and that OP is a fgt

Hush
09-29-2014, 06:48 PM
so u casually watch your friends have sex?

This is normal?

And not gay?

I don't know about you...but I'm not showing my friends videos of me fucking.
Because I would assume that my dick would make more than one appearance lol.
I don't get how showing your friends your dick is not gay...

Showing ur dick to ur friends is gay
Unless it's inside a woman's mouth or puss


Grow up dude

Witty
09-29-2014, 06:56 PM
Showing your penis to friends technically isn't gay unless one of you has a homosexual urge during the showing of said penis.

It is somewhat of a social faux pas though and can make things quite awkward.

Witty
09-29-2014, 06:57 PM
Even if it is gay though...that's ok too.

It doesn't matter.

It is not important.

Tic
09-29-2014, 07:05 PM
So much lol.

Camp Bell
09-29-2014, 07:10 PM
I'm guessing this thread means u finally got one?

...in case anybody asked for proof. my thoughts exactly. hush is the
corniest human being with a computer

Inno
09-29-2014, 07:14 PM
Showing ur dick to ur friends is gay
Unless it's inside a woman's mouth or puss


Grow up dude

lmao can't argue with that.

•tips hat.

El Muffin
09-29-2014, 07:16 PM
I have a mole concealed by pubes

Srs

big baby
09-29-2014, 08:10 PM
hush show netcees this video? u cant just post about a video and not post then ge tmad at my homie Masaii 4 not posting video when he said he was gonna post?

FUCKA IDIYOTE !!!!

Hush
09-29-2014, 08:18 PM
...in case anybody asked for proof. my thoughts exactly. hush is the
corniest human being with a computer

I don't even know who u and art r
U guys got hundreds of posts


Do the mental math

Untold
09-29-2014, 10:00 PM
oh the irony of this thread

Greed
09-29-2014, 10:33 PM
See my issue is you cant knock a man sexual ventures if you dont got your own.

Yes or no to the question before attacking op plz.

anime_boners
09-30-2014, 09:10 AM
so u casually watch your friends have sex?

This is normal?

And not gay?

I don't know about you...but I'm not showing my friends videos of me fucking.
Because I would assume that my dick would make more than one appearance lol.
I don't get how showing your friends your dick is not gay...

nah, never seen friends have sex

but gay is defined by sexual attraction to the same sex

so if your friend saw your dick, and neither of you is attracted to the other.. there's nothing gay. it's probably a little awkward and weird.. yeah. but not gay.

if my friend had a sex tape and offered me to see it.. I would probably say no. and if I had one, and they asked to see it I certainly wouldn't be like "eewwww gayy". I would just show it lol

Blanco Bishop
09-30-2014, 02:57 PM
Silly niggas.

Get some pussy.



Learning to talk to women would b a great start fake bb da bb.

Zen
09-30-2014, 03:01 PM
Ya'll niggas silly.

Best get some pussy.



Shit betta start by talking to women first doh.

...the Nagger
09-30-2014, 03:06 PM
Ha this nigga hush just officially recorded his first vid ever

Ghost1
09-30-2014, 03:08 PM
I watched a video of my boy gettin head by sum bitch we both knew

I was both humorously lold and came out ungaythed.

The argument of knowing the identity of the man behind the penis being the determining factor as to whether or not the viewing is gay is just moronic lol.

Fart
09-30-2014, 03:10 PM
See my issue is you cant knock a man sexual ventures if you dont got your own.

Yes or no to the question before attacking op plz.

lol. it was just funny because he obv lying or finally did and now claims anyone who doesnt is a lame

how about i dont need to brag about getting pussy? i'm not 15

Hush knows exactly who i am
hes trying to save face cuz he know im right

where u at faggot

El Muffin
09-30-2014, 03:10 PM
Fuck up n describe the penis n its allll overrrr no joe rogan

Fart
09-30-2014, 03:10 PM
^ lol rogan