Ignorant rap cypher

[Albert Rhymestein]

rap materialistic, misogynist and just plain douchebagy

[Albert Rhymestein]

Looking so top of the line with this diamond rolex/
I can't tell time but know how many carots I've collect/
But time is money huh? the only shit thats relevant bruh/
Covered up and down in ice i'm an avalance,peace,love and stay ignorant

[Scripter]

What's the most ignorant thing I could think of?
You got the time Albert
with diamonds on your wrist watch
me cop that
a pop switch
with broken swatches
in thick writing saying
"yeah it's still six man"
then hobble over to a hobbit
on a bike
and kick the kick stand
than
drop kicked a kid
and took her bitch crayon
color in the picture
so it's all colored cyan
so shes throwing a fit
stumping her feet CRY'N
while I sit back on a whale hide
just dying
chewing up her snack
exposing my tongue taunting
saying "haha it's mine"
I know It's ruthless right?
the way I hit her with a Steiner line
but I ain't stopping I'm...
slapping in rhyme
to climb
the top rope
to finish her off with the Frankenstein
er other moves on Alberts move list
but I ain't through yet
took an old hags bag
an dumped her rags
an all her douches
dam sure to take her pearls
and her rubies
den sur
to smack her toothless
with Spanish fly
an some dick shaped roofies
pick her dentures up off the floor
and replaced her bicuspids with some bullets
slammed her jaw shut
with denture cream
just glued it
to the roof of her mouth
an told her to be well
while I screwed Sandra Bullock

[High Voltage]

I'll water your flower's with my piss. I'm your new sprinkler.
Don't stop and smell the roses... Come smell my spinkter.
This is my lemonade stand... take a sip sir.
Let off a Big Burp, Get The Gas Face, From my Third Bass, Ace of Spade's. I'm wearing Mayan Jade.
Lets start a wave.
There's no reception in my cave.
Fuck It!! I'll just invent the wheel.
Roll with my ignorant appeal. I saw the sign, it said yield. This fields full of a bannana peels.
How do you feel about goin bannanas at the co***abana.
Or going to a sauna wearing flannel pajamas.....

[KennyCerealBowl]

Smacked off the face I can't see my page,
high on tress packed adjacent words i say fake nigga no-
Take control 24/7 anyday okay? I be skating threw my hood
Wish a nigga would i'll crack his mellon wig in a basket
the fuck imsaying?

[High Voltage]

I'm saying i'd look good in a Casket.
With worms crawling on my glasses.
I see Dead Bunny's in Easter Baskets.
I Stink!!! Somebody light some matches.
I'm grab deceased asses and milk Ghost Titties.
Haunted by Itty Bitty's and and Spooky Double-D's gettin Jiggy.
Fuck your Vaccumn Cleaner Hickey you get the Hoover Dam.
And if you really think your the Shit?
I suggest you get your Pooper Scanned!!
HA HA HA HA HA!! Oops! I mean LOL!!

[Wise Wiggles]

Yo I shit my pants and eat it all the time
No man alive has a penis small as mine
I'm deceiving, what you call a crime isn't,
Mom rapes. A blonde's face on Dahm's plate
How dat chron taste?
I'll fuck your sister's asshole till the bong breaks
I deserve a long thanks, a curtesy blowie
Lets all partake in a murder me orgy
I'm into burglary, homie. The world done disowned me...

[High Voltage]

A Murder me Orgy? Yeah i'm down with unprotected death.
Nothing like a hole in my chest or the smell of burning flesh, To get me errect.
Don't be sad... I'll bring a net full of crabs.
I'll let you pet my bitches bags. But then we gotta hit this meth lab.
Go ahead brag!! I'll take everything you own from your home.
I'll fuck your mommy while she half out the window getting tanned, The Bitch is Two Toned.
Tanline Tits!! So bring me two cones with two scoops of shit. And put it on my lips.
Fuck That!! I wanna unwrap a brick and devour it all in one sniff.
Then Cry Tears on the Sun, Like i'm on that Wise Ways Shit.

[Scripter]

Whats all this clamber
I'm suffocating
the rooms caving
in with the skulls weight
cracking
the cement
I'm a sharp shopper
a doctors
evil twin
I'm Mr. poppers
party popping
penguin
like David
Copper
I feel but
with saw blades
chains wips and chanted sayings
it con caves
with rubber hammer
an clamps yeah
they get canned
yet on camera
having eyes
on all
in wise ways
like in
hallways
your crawling
through
split in two sideways
and devised ways to fit two
in crawl space
having breasts strapped
with brawls flinging in all ways
with booty shaking
I'm skinning em
with cinnamon an lemon then
strippin them into raw tape

[High Voltage]

I'm itchin and my balls ache ~n~ I'm eatin raw cake.
Now i'm late. Walkin and texin till i fell in a lake.
Hearts break at Bad Ticker tate parades.
I lost Track of reality.
So i brought a Train to a river raid.
I gotta watch what i say. Cuz now the camera has eyes.
I got a cookin show. Go with the flow.
While i bake a microphone pie.

[Texcellence]

Same old....[Sigh] another cypher to drop knowledge in
Wrists ache, from all these old trophies I'm polishing
Real life struggles, with some un-relatable achievements
King, left crews with some undebatable bereavements
My life off the net, better than what you try to project
My wife off the net.....you'll want to die and reflect
I call her Hitler cos' she badder than your average bitch
With a white ass that's fatter than your African chicks
and she busty, I am going to dominate this site, trust me
It's a must g, already better than all of you, and this is me rusty!
Just see.

[Scripter]

Well this is a must see
cuz he ain't got shit
It's a done deal
caught static like a next tell glitch
finishing my bachelors this week
and headed straight for a masters
dam I'm a bastard
sat on my ass till my ass hurt
and just some how
did nothing to achieve
I figure fuck it
if that's what they want to believe
let em suck it
like Bill Gates said don't be a hater
cause sooner or later you'll be working for me
I may be an asshole
but in the end I'm that same ass who
looked to himself to believe
didn't quit no matter
how scattered
my brains seems to be
I never ass them questions
like a pet detection
or put signs up like
BITCH MISSIN
take notes
just escape goat
what you kidding
not a fairy tale
more like a carnivore on a ferris wheel
its fair im kinda like ferris bueller
accept I didn't take the day off
I lived life for real
but I don't let it bother me
that others thought
I wouldn't be
what I thought
I oughta be
they knock me down
but I rebound an rebuilt
my own court when they wouldn't
throw the ball to me
because it never was my business
how they felt
or what the fuck they thought of me

[High Voltage]

What they thought of my key? Wasn't part of my combination.
Hate is an invitation, to fill my locker with intimidation.
Keep hatin!! Your'e mistaken. Your'e not a threat.
Talkin shit like your'e the best. STFU!! And try exceling at your text.
Instead of cashing all those checks, with no cash in your account.
Propel yourself away from all that gay sex in your mouth.
What's this shit about you being better than us? Are you dreamin?
Must've been looking to get an Ignorant Rap Cypher Achievement.
Well you got it!! And i mean it.. Nah!! Really you deserve it.
Yeah! I crack jokes. I'm the elephant in the room, But your the circus.
You don't like my name? Then go Short Circuit and Blow a Fuse.
Fuck your OralTexcellence.
I don't find it shocking that your'e blowin dudes.
texcellence

[Texcellence]

Ignorant rap cypher, At first I couldn't see how your verse fit
Then I realized..
You're being ignorant to your own ability with this words shit
Fathered the concepts u rely on, about to leave u broken son
I'd say get a grip but It's obvious u typed that with ur nose n tongue.
I give you space to get better and rehearse some of ur verses
Uncles will need to dust off their tuxes and arrange some hearses
B'cos ur laying in the hole you dug with the spade I gave you
I'm pissing on this herb, even a back up generator can't save you

I'm fearless, careless & more than comfortable in my home
B'cos if anyone is taking shots, it's usually with their iPhones
Flash!

[e11even]

Ignorant rap? I think I'm more nigga than that.
Figuring if I give her the dragon head she'll gimme the lap.
I run laps around the tracks covering the ratchetest naps...
lickin me lame... niggas give daps when i'm mentioning that...
Givin me brain.. thats wat i meant if you were missin the facts...
gimme tha gat, lettin it spray like u spit at my flag...
lifting a mag ta load up the trey before i get wit a scrap...
cuz mad dogg 20/20 got me leanin wit that.
run the I formation- the bullet go deep so i'm leadin with that.
fuck a nigga and his bitch when they bleed in they trap...

[Texcellence]

With thought, I can have the earth & moon share sur-fa-ces
U inspire collisions too, desks & faces, I'm a word-smith-bitch
It's show and prove, Too much noise but not enough walking
With no intent to help the deaf I let my fingers do the talking
Read this and weep kids, at my weakest I'm still defeat-less
U could be on a plane typing, ur verses still couldn't peak this
Every concept has either been stretched, recycled or reworded
And only the great know it and can admit they r hardly perfect
But just know that when I lose my train of thought and tail off
Excluding me, everyone above is exactly what fails are made of!

[Figgly Wiggly]

a loaded boner
chilllin widda moaner known ta motor boat her
she fartin. tell that bitch to get marchin
ima marksmen her

[e11even]

Shadowy figure. Black as fuck. I still decided to friend her.
Besides, her body was cinders, a fucking photoshopped picture.
I stared, against my greater intentions... my extension gets bigger...
She coyly smiles... "Want any soda? I'm ordering Ginger--"
"Ale?" Yes. I'm ailing for a bit of loin mashing and slapping-tongue action.
Kicking my own ass when not acting in asking, like I needed tuff-actin Tinactin.
She read my mind. "I wanna fuck you... lets get this doggy-bagged, then some magnums."
"Thank you, Lord!!!" That ass snatching that fabric as those cheeks flapped, cracking
Made me wanna french kiss the small of her back a bit.
"This is where my barracks is." I examined the industrial Air Force palaces,
Aiming to predict the happenings of our genital marriages.
"Follow me..." We fucked in the women's bathroom with bystanders passing in.

Classic shit.

[High Voltage]

I'LL STRANGLER HER ON A WIMM
PULL THE STRINGS ON HER PUSSY
MAKE IT MUSHY
MAKE HER SAY I'M A KING
AND YOUR A WOOSIE
WE PLAY FOOTSIES UNDER THE TABLE
WHILE YOU nock on . WOOD
Living unstable

[Texcellence]

Kids are clutching, Fathered this, it didn't take much to kill them
So it was only right I put them in the corner... obedient children
Salt and pepper fresh, homie I'm seasoned with this typing shit
I'll start by raping your bitch.. guaranteed she'll end up liking it

[e11even]

"You can't rape the willing!" Ewww. That shit left a bad taste.
In a grass haze I almost considered, but then saw her fat face.
"What?! Am I ugly or something? Is that the case??"
I choke on a toke, "shut up. Where's the booze... I want some mad dog and alizé."
"I got you..."

...I must've blacked out.
Here I am, horizontal and staring at the ceiling of this glass house.
"A greenery?" Turning over, I realized she and I were assed out.
"Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!" Startled, she spazzes... "owww!"
"Fuck you sscreamn for? I only punched you cuz you mad loud."
"My bad." Ah well, the head and puss was dope from what I remembered.
Guess I got me a cash cow.

[Texcellence]

Cash cow? Contradictory tales......... What are you talking about Viv?
Even I don't have enough cash to pay for the translation of your shit
And that's a lot. My bank accounts are funded by a bigger picture kid
Because if my 9 to 5 doesn't, my side hustle will quickly lift-ya bitch!
From your lap to mine, but it isn't just about money so let me define
I don't brag but it isn't a gun she's gripping when handling the nine
.........I'm bored at work so it's either this or watching the hours pass
I'm so over this, I under achieve with every verse or random remark
So forgive me not trying my hardest, the truth, no fantasy or fiction
I made it, and was taught that when a man is... texting, don't kick him

[Scripter]

I'm itchin and my balls ache ~n~ I'm eatin raw cake.
Now i'm late. Walkin and texin till i fell in a lake.
Hearts break at Bad Ticker tate parades.
I lost Track of reality.
So i brought a Train to a river raid.
I gotta watch what i say. Cuz now the camera has eyes.
I got a cookin show. Go with the flow.
While i bake a microphone pie.

Sounds like a personal problem guy
I don't want to hear about your prostate
or where you took your thumb from awry
before you ate cake
like you just got high
an partake to take iced flakes
off your fat thigh
I don't need no camera
or any microphone to reply
I see everything
hell you would think
I had a third eye
high voltage please...
its more like static
hardly shocking there tough guy...

[FR33KtheG33K]

..fuck a tough guy, takem on a rough ride
tie em to the bumper and go 95, on 95,
they passed the fr33k the mic so you know ima shine
and hit-her, -hitler-, oo that line -BURNED jew-, ill burn you Shyne
diamonds on the watch make em blind,
this is the ignorant cypher, so i am inclined
to talk about the time, and you can quote the flow
the diamonds black n blue, watch face got a broken nose .. :x(

[Scripter]

Yeah a rough ride...
with your girl on my dick
while I'm rubbing them thick thighs
dam that was a freak ride
you mad bro?
your girl blows
like a wind chime...
I be working it like a 9 ta 5
he be working like 5 to one... TIME!
he thinks he's sick
but he's stuck to the spit
like a pig on stick
I don't bother to check swine...
so he gets burnt in the rotation
dam isn't this like the sixth time...
like sex
appealing back layers
I don't fret or give one lick
but not him he eats like its lunch... grime
I just give Shrek an onion
wipe his nose and say... go on cry...
to be blunt...
compared to this dumb prick
I'm like Einstein

[e11even]

...but compared to scrip, i'mma fine wine
she drinks me as such... gurgling sips at a time.
i'm blind to critics cuz a civic's shifter's their drive
spitting plinters at hives, i'll never bee shit cuz thats where they'll be when they die.
2 colt 45s, luke warm like a beer in ur ride
launchin pointers like acrobats, pricks'll pee in ur eye.
limit ur limrics to scribblets 'fore i sneeze in ur fries
n' u contract something nasty like femme ballers wit yeast tween their thighs

[Scripter]

how could he be compared to Script?
if he wanted to be laying there cryin in a wine...
cause he got stung by a hornet
till he went blind
I'm just the critic..
on the Chronic
giving riddles and kibbles ta Riddick
hes gurgling sips that I vomit
cause they're following
a cycles path
dick's left dead
in ditch cause their cornered
but seen by no coroner
I lay them ta bed
with this ready-ness
left decapitated
heard reverberated
beat to a pulp
conservative
nothing left UN-seperated
except your head and neck
left concentrated
scripts deep pointing to a pointer
he keeps escalating without
an acrobat
in fact he's combating that
like a piggyback
hacked exploited backing tracks
train derailing payloading
to get back on track
and writing on your screen
"DUDE YOUR CRAP"

[e11even]

Fits of rage. I even hit the gym today.
Seen the bitch with the pretty frame.
She's always on the treadmill. Dreary lane?
Iono. But she can get this muffin, mane.
real talk, i'd prolly pushup. And not talk.
Stalk her drives home from the sidewalk.
Peek in her window, inside her mailbox.
Take nudie photos for blackmail. Nah.
I'd keep those. Like stds from peepshows.
Like polaroids of a mean deepthroat.
But she'll always see me speak, "hello,"
Never knowing im a creep though.

[Scripter]

Script be
Spitting shit so ridiculous
It’s like a spigot
That’s on the frits
Repeated mist
Not needing fixed
like bullets feeding in
a gantline gun
they’re not battle rappers
I’m kicking they’re kickers in
they’re speakers..
weaker than Pokeman
but I wouldn’t scuff my sneakers
when I’m kicking them
they’re shit in can
naw I use his man to keep stumpin him
I come pumblin
battle rapping
Never thunk we could have been bumping heads
Now they act like bitches an attack my threads
They must be punch drunk
From when they ate my Crayola crayon
I’d knock them the fuck out behind the back of the lunch truck
But fuck I ain’t Eminem
I’m Scripter I got your prescription an
I just keep on feeding them
they’re just feeding in
They just couldn’t keep it quiet
Or keep from seeing evil whims
are their ears deceiving them?
Rip out their wind pipes
Play through em till its sounding right
Eat their head their feet.. their legs?
Naw I’ll dance with them
Like stilts
I’ll be really silly clowning then
an leave them on the street
Till the rats come pouring in
I'll shut their pie hole
with the pipes of other men

[e11even]

Bitch. Bitch! Bitch? What kinda ho wouldn't yell "Geronimo!"
Diving on this dick? I swear she channels the Gap like Madonna clothes
Harry connick stocking shit. A mere copycat, yes, i know
Not attractive as a gift. But she's even wrapped! Ironic though....
How she feels naked on the strip... that hung like it had a jockey in tow.
Scratchin the surface's tip fa fun, guy- i'm on my jock itch flow.
Making her come fifths... in hand til i get a car to bring my own, yo...

[Exis]

Who's homo?
George Michaels cock will wake you up
before it's a time to go go
Oh no, I'm raw like your not
made a thread about warmin' to snot in discussion
Lars parked his butt in the fucker and got his half arse boardin' all shot
aww, poor little fuck
your awkwardness bothers me
and yet your cool with it punk.

[Mitch]

Yall just suck sht, witcho assumptions, im not black, white asiatic, afrikan, yall get back again, get slapped again, youre wack my friend, if i was the half the man i am i would slap a man with a afrikan sufar shake stick, you fake prick with fake faces looking like fake gold, i got two chains on my daughter and 39 rims on the rolls, i got timbs yall not pimps you too old, looking greasy, im into teenies. what?

[e11even]

Mitch was a jamaican in his past life, pass the rice. I just ate this asian bitch n need a chaser, that alright? Somebody get these fuckin somalians off my red hot tamale ship before i rock this bitch like aaliyah before the rocketship split! No. U a butch witch a vagina dick like in bible black. I'm the shit. U merely reak of me. U speak of me and get knees to teeth. This is the knees of bees. 3 piece fleece sheath beneath my jeans that keeps my meat in need of heat.... so i microwave a hot pocket n pocket where meat/sheath seam wud be.

[Bodey]

read my loose leaf cuz unbelievably, thats where scenes like these seem to be. good ideas- they're leavin me. i'm greasy pee with yeast and fleas and reak of cheese. bleedin leeches seep and greet, i'm easily diseased. too sick for the popular so i'm watchin from binoculars, i peeped on tom and tom dispersed. i'm cockless but i'm cockier. i tried to cop an officer with topless girls, mind-control philospher

[High Voltage]

gallager smashed my watermelon, so now i'm pissed.
i'm urined ~n~ uranium rich with a stadium itch on my ballpark stich.
it's all dark and shit,, the heat is off, i'm trying to chill.
copped some weed and an 8-ball. ignoring the light bill.
soaring to new heights. at the will of my wallet.
me and my banker flew kites, and became alcoholics.
i'm like, my tall cans the tallest, and my six packs bring ten.
big macs are my friends. my lip's chapped?
i coat them with the blood of a hen.

[Alphadog]

I go to the hardware stalls,

just to get me some hard wearing tools,

shears

trimmers

clippers n shit,

they say ive a heart like coal,

Dull

Mere
But ticklish,

that shit has me burnin up inside,

Hypocrites'

I got my hot broken coal heart to be replaced

watch me move embers

Like im shaving your face in the middle of novemer

This is a riddle, remember

I ain't no little contender

So those tools are there to scissor movember ,

But shit its the 12th of august,
And HV thinks his attempt is flawless/// Vomit///

Bitch u a Novice,
Come outta the closet faggot,

No advice like a vice like grip, so i lower your voice, just unplug the mic like this,

Why do you write like this

You have no concept, except muck rap, to succeed you need to try n find rhyme schemes, fine scenes, with lime trees,
Mind read, and fine comb a timed piece,,
My home is My street,
Combine my throne with nikeys,
So there is an air cushion in my seat,
U dare cuttin up my beat, im puttin up my feet,
waiting on this fucking pudding to speak,

[Scripter]

I got your pudding...
when I see you behind bars... jail HOE!
I'm setting your functional limits admit it
I'm like big OH (http://bigocheatsheet.com/)
making sort...
you kick the bucket... n k (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_sort)!!?
he think he mac he.. (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&docid=6Hv6lm1-5maY9M&tbnid=dLfR-3bFqoJ4CM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bebo.com%2FDRUGS_ARE_BAD_MM_K AY&ei=y_ftU9rvDtb-yQSPrILYDA&bvm=bv.73231344,d.aWw&psig=AFQjCNEooFDpBso4z4mrVfZcNK5hfY9OIw&ust=1408190793915343) came out the closet?
bitch you been gay...
an applied to more muscles than Icyhot an Bengay
the street is his home...
most of y'all will probably take that the wrong way
an "hardware stall" is just gay hidden word play

[Alphadog]

I have a sickness, i rip ligaments vigorously.
call me hannibal,
a carnivorous individual with coniferous pigments,
my jealous iris cannonball
dudes mandible diss your appearance,
while you experience disappearance,
my crews theatrical interfearence with your division leave you incoherent,
a graphical ignorance,
impractical to igrore ants
an understandable significance but no potential difference,

[Pharaohs Army]

haters be callin me materialistic-- i say "yer a queer put on some lipstick"..
bitches be tellin me i'm a douche bag-- i say "go get yer douche bag cuz you couldn't gag"..
feminist groups callin me misogynist-- i say "actually i do agree with you it's got to stop with this college rape.. but your double standards? are fucking gay"..
i done so many drugs i had to quit them cuz they're so much fun..
but if i'm ever rich from clever writtens i'll smoke so much again..
i hope i don't get jumped again.. it wasn't fun to clean off all that blood, from my hands..
i told'em it was self defense but actually i murdered the dude after he ran away and jumped the fence..
i thought it was sensible.
rappers be like "i'm mental dude, don't mess with me"..
i'm like "i'm rational come have a jam session with me"..
i've been tracing my family tree, you know my ancestry..
one time i rhymed that word with painstaking
but it was a different inflection..
i work for the NSA, n every time i'm on this site it's a government inspection, especially this sick section.

[e11even]

Mile High club while on my pilgrimage-
Broke bread with this red bone on some pilgrim shit.
Peaceful as the dali llama with a llama dick...
So big, the screen shot looks like a tmz Obama pic.
EMT! I need her, PLEASE! Bring her thru to trauma QUICK!
A stomach pump later revealed a few splooges and a lotta spit.

[Bodey]

i poisoned your child's lunchbox cuz they're cumcwats

[Scripter]

Your thinking she something then come watch
me tear the arms off this dumb botch
an glue them back using tacks in the wrong spot
your thinking shes hot but shes just not
I'm ignorant up in here g spot severing
so she'll never win
it just cunt of been
what she thought?

[Bodey]

Laying in my bed waitin for intruders
I'm spraying them w lead, what a buncha losers
Never went to school again, goodnight to ferris bueller

[Scripter]

don't try to come off acting like your the fairest bruiser
cuz I caught ya sooner
like a punch came out through your computer

[KennyCerealBowl]

I wanna be indulged in marijuana
I wanna have my dick sucked by Hannah Montana
I wanna stick firecrackers in a bannana,
I wanna fuck a prostitute in front of a copper,
And tell em it's okay man I brought the rubber
And if her shit dry I brought the stick of butter
And if I get bored my nigga I just color
And by the way I won't give the bitch one dollar
I don't know man I'm just that fuckin sick
I could flip a fuckin rift did ya know I can sing?
Like an angel dawg just watch my voice sink
In your mistress now I got her pussy swimming
And I'm one thirsty fish lemme get in it
And I bet that she fuckin wit it, yeah legit
Look at those perky tits their staring at my dick

[e11even]

I like eating edibles.
The view of her face from her vag is incredible.
The dew on my face after that is delectable.
The hue on her face when she gags is respectable.
The time that it takes her to splash is impecable.
If I took to her ass and it gaped....<<< is this legible?
Sorry I'm ripped. I am drunk. I'll get better fuel...
I'll just go back to my stupor as vegetable.
VIVIDLYVAGUE SIGNING OFF... leaving residue

[Mr. J]

monkey see, monkey do...
isn't that the ugly truth?
is the holy spirit touching you?
bling bling cross encrusted jewels..
the whip is something new.
get hit with at least 6 hundred shoes
get the heel of that rushing boot
with the bitches & chickens clucking through
my magic isn't for your muggle crew
the hubba bubba blow the bubble use
chunk up the deuce & blow smoke in the sky
what you read isnt as potent as mine
its Yoko & I with a plate of a yolk sunrise
I toast to the rough days & fucked up nights
to that corner store my buddies stuck up twice
now I drop dimes off & pick up twenties & shit
if its feathers thats just more pennies to flip
spaghetti to spit with a side of garlic bread
spilling a glass of bourbon on work another artist left...
look at what they tried to market next...
all I needed was a hot beat to go & target heads
put it on a tattoo with forgotten slang
how many of the merry men did Robin save?
where do the dreams of the lost rot in shame
my brand came with a camel & a pac to praise
Jacques Cousteau from trojan aqua fame...
those meddling kids and their dogs & shake...
doppelganger

[Pharaohs Army]

i jus wanna fuck Drunk Sluts and Dumb Cunts 'till i bust nuts

[JESODIST]

Listen kid i think you need to Learn some Respect,
Work and Earn a Check tonight or i will be the one Burning your Rep,
That has turnt into A floating disease that Cloud and Infect,
Grounding your Step leave your Soul in a Wreck Crush you to Spec,
Keep disrespecting woman a get a knife Stuffed in your Neck,
My flows drown you in Unheard of Depths, thinking about who to Conquer Next,
on a road to challenging me the first thing you will Encounter is Death,
Relieving you from the endless Sickness you are Feeling
surrounded by Senseless criminals Addicted to Killing,
have you on the atic with your blood Dripping from Ceilings,
My powerful hands hold tye key to the abyss where you spirit is Sealed In,
Uplifted by demons This freestyle is unrated and Restricted to Children...

[Pharaohs Army]

you Ignoramus, i've had enough of your Sinful Statements, i'll make u turn into a Clinical Patient,
and your violence is nothing, compared to what u would feel if u Stapped my Neck,
no one would be here to validate your style and Demonstrate Respect,
and you'd cry n look at your Bloody Hands; and you'd tell budhha "Master, I was only Doing what he Asked... He was a Suicidal man",
i shall Goad you, until these Raps we Do are something you no longer whant to Go Through,
then maybe some random day? i Upload A Video,
in the background a couple Corpses by the Stereo,
&all these fuckin Fakes, talkn bout "how did faraoh hit a Jesodist verse in One Take?",
..i research Murder like Truman Capote,
friggen poison your children's Lunchbox like Bodey,
not a day goes By i dont catch a body,
get yoru Metal Doors and lock'um. you gonn need Alot More than a metal Mask&a Shotty

[Mr. J]

I spray acid from my lapel & moon flower
listen to them babble on sounding like Boomhauer
I rest my head underneath the June showers
waiting for the match to light on loose gunpowder
my minds in a box while Im smiling at Brad Pitt
Im chilling with 4 lokos & some schnapps kid
willy wonkad on a extra life & some fire flower
my word has never went to a higher power....

[Mr. J]

Call the doctor. Its absurd that they brought ya, the offers are at a bare minimum, theres him again, what are you worth in product? if you nerds are authors Im God for the sake of saying Im God, deliver scriptures & Merlin mixtures to destroy man & make the earth fissure, the perfect picture on a rainy day, take the paint away & look at the blank canvas, these fake actors could only claim the same ridiculousness that their named after, I blaze rappers over sticks & stones & continue my life in exile, laughing at the next style & the next style & the next style, poking fun at your textiles & your text style. you moderate, mediocre...Mothra, leaf of okra, cheese or toast or a piece of the mind controller, the world becomes a joke when you look at it sober, the same lies from the same guys and at the same time the most retarded got something to say...right?

[Mr. J]

Tiger in the basement, while a liar in my face with...
that get me in the game shit, always the same shit.
malt liquored overweight chicks, you know my favorite.
quote my words & follow the white rabbit to my page friend.
fixate your time on where my time goes & ways thin
diamond wrist, diamond wrist, I shine on em at weigh in.
sit down, sit down, who you think you tryna play with?
my artwork ancient, your network is ancient...
my download fast, watch the revolver exchange quick.
Western life, same kid, wherever the strange live.
sitting in a vehicle, high off of the life I perceive as true.
show me how the weekend do, this world that weakened you.
breathe it all in & give into the dream and....
....
....
....
....
lose

[Mr. J]

Tiger in the basement, while a liar in my face with...
that get me in the game shit, always the same shit.
malt liquored overweight chicks, you know my favorite.
quote my words & follow the white rabbit to my page friend.
fixate your time on where my time goes & ways thin
diamond wrist, diamond wrist, I shine on em at weigh in.
sit down, sit down, who you think you tryna play with?
my artwork ancient, your network is ancient...
my download fast, watch the revolver exchange quick.
Western life, same kid, wherever the strange live.
sitting in a vehicle, high off of the life I perceive as true.
show me how the weekend do, this world that weakened you.
breathe it all in & give into the dream and....
....
....
....
....
lose

[Exis]

Yo,

Nigga went back to back to back to back
Once is cool yeah but four times is wack
3 is stretchin' it, 2 is fine
but droppin' 48 bars in a row is just abusive like.
Your killin' us J, went from one verse a month to around a million a day
I pimp that many bitches a second every minutes my slave
If time's of the essence look how many billions I've made.

[Mr. J]

Lay the bodies on the ground what is honor now?
A list that you probably doubt, download that on ya cloud
Rainy days ahead, an arsenal displaying rounds of lead.
I mainly blaze the best, you can tell that Haze is fresh...
I wear ancient threads that make one anxious as heck...
Hell...will burn you eternal hoping for another rehearsal.
Inverted turtles race past your hare leaving you finished
Murder the witness...

[Immolate]

yeah money means nothing
im high off of something
on sunny on Sunset
she do it one way
give her that gunplay&
hit the runway
hiding on sunset
she think she love me
nah
niggas starving in africa,
id be lying if i said i wouldnt BRAPP atcha
at the strip club.-with the ratchets yah
she bitch cuz, she had it.
with rachael nigga, i'm laughing
you cant pay bills cuz you lacking
i pay her cuz i'm slashing
i make that girl make me lunch
ya dont have to stunt when your life is just fun
yeah...
niggas dying where i come from
id be lying if i didnt gun ya
you still trying? when we won yah

[Mr. J]

coke in the armoire, guard dog at the front door
semi auto under the ottoman for who want war.
extra clip for the encore, the world in my palm
dick so long that it got your girl on my front lawn.
issues with the local PD & other law enforcement
haters on the sideline, begging for scraps...
who wants a portion?
I got that potion, that mixture, hidden in a light fixture
get hit with shot after shot, the same way I like my liquor

[Exis]

Ayo,

Quit with the freak gimmicks
You get hit by midgets with mean pivots
Your mom must love veggies my nigga,
'Cause before she blew me I told her I skeet spinach
You've never been infected or slightly hype
Hence you ain't ever had a sick rap in your life
I'll leave you ripped all unfocused
Your bogus,
Don't trip over no hoe shit
Exis will piss on your faggot rhymes
You should know that rules are there to be broken
I'm a sick bastard,
I'll grip a wound to ensure you fully grasp it
& air it out open
I'll spit on your embers,
The crowd knows your gettin' your ass kicked
Kid you isn't as hot as this,
Half of us think your Alaskan
Crawl back in2 your igloo & then come outta the closet bitch.

[Mr. J]

motivated by not pressing for the next paragraph, right hand paralyzed, parachute down to paradise, another embarrassed laugh, where is Paris at? metaphor rhythm summoning parallax, hit a speed bump its Gs up whenever you see us, pray to Jesus to summarize this thesis, ejaculation hanging off the tip of the penis, dripping like cheese whiz, some say that this is genius, rhyming three blips for three hips & a hooray, who say today is the day where we make moves ay? Hussein in a bad position, too bashed to listen, too brash to fit in, check Ill show you how to catch a kitten, be a TV analyst, presidential extravagance, hump the object inanimate, roll the dice then consume that bowl of rice, we all know where this will go tonight, watch them wait til they see you back when the hold the knife, know that craps overpriced & the rhyme has gone into overtime, flashed by the exposing light...sitting inside the tunnel, drinking through a funnel, dont ask me, do what you want to, cause we all know what you gon do if you cant keep up with the one who....comes through dumbfounds & chugs brew so quick that before they hit submit they have to click undo, have fun dude. ignorance is bliss, a stimulant to life spirits & spray lyrics over the same weirdness that comes from the willingness to lie....high

[Exis]

Ayo...

I rap mine,
I don't cut & paste or pretend to clap nines
I rap wise,
I'll steal this cats soul & take his last lives
This rash shit,
Compile rage into fact
Make you wish you'd studied rhymin' instead of askin' for crack
The bitch inside is bein' masked like Jim Carrey
Put weights in your bathers & cement your swim heavy
Now I'm done warmin' up it's time to set the battle off
Rattle off some magic thoughts & turn this bitches life into a tragic box
Make barbecue from this beef,
Your jealousy fueled the cleats
The realist should improve your teeth,
From an uppercut within his reach
Erasin' facial features,
Enhance your liver with bleach
Rip the skin off of your face,
Razor blade to your bracelet
Enough of this fake shit,
I'll leave your body flammable & vacant
We might be the same person ill but I'm his replacement
Numerous bars back to back that rip open & murder
List of opponents who've beat you?
Go ahead & just tally me
You'll get smoked like Cali weed
As I'm harsh with words,
You have no chance like a pitcher holdin' a fuckin' bat with curves
I'll smack you until your slurs vanish & your grammar's superb.

[Mr. J]

pour malt liquor for the fallen soldiers
made changes to the lifestyle, I brought em over.
housed em, leased em & paid the bills.
with a flick of the wrist now they aim to kill.
think you sick til you snapped back to reality.
oop there goes rabbit he acting rapidly.
Eminem colors wrapped in technicality.
wipe the tears off water bottles & Arizona tea.
how you real when the streets was a home to me?
bring the yellow tape youll see how its gonna be.
trap star, hustler, gangsta, got thoughts schizophrenic.
vivid imagination look how he writ thoses sentences.
miss me with all that lame shit, all that same shit.
talking that change the game shit, bullshit out of a leaky anus.
try to keep up when I cant even pin down a solid topic.
diarrhea flow on you young cats now all you can do is watch & talk shit.
yeuck

[Exis]

Enough of this shit,
I'll leave you fucks on crutches
& pain pills the size of nuggets,
Your flows abruptly ruckus
I could make better noise if I blew up shit in a bucket
It's no setback,
You ride dick like drunk last night chicks
You spit spite @ me like white people do to Spike Lee
Don't come across like your the better lyricist,
Ain't no one tryna hear this shit
You embody garbage
I'm heartless,
Last person you ripped was nobody
If I think of your flow in the future I'll fuckin' throw up your whole body
Not much can be said of the talent here if you & Seth made the final
You vaginas should of shared the title,
No one here respects or likes you
All your entitled to is a loss to me,
You should be honored
That I'm takin' the time out from fuckin' your mom in the Bahamas
Crack heads are so over rated,
I've always preferred hydro or ganja
I'm a lyrical dinosaur stompin' on some fuckin' iguanas
& leave your boyfriends outta this,
At least they wanted to improve
You still fuckin' suck after hundreds of reviews
Thousands of insults & millions of skill renewals
Your skill less
I'm shrewd,
I should report you for everythin' but mainly talent abuse
Nigga you couldn't replace 2pac even if you had the juice.

[Mr. J]

You trippin kid, put you back in the uterus
do the math on how youll get used to it.
no confusing us with the type you usually bust
feel the strength of what a meter ruler does
found her pictures on the user sub
committed to the way I use her up
commenting live on how theyll seduce her but.....
making asses of themselves by screenshots on user sub
havent shaved I got that loser scruff
trying to figure out what this juicer does.
feeling higher than roofies on a roof for fun
the fuck am I still writing for?

[Mr. J]

probably cause words get used for fun
that fire feel like my pen fused with Sun...
light work now they call it Edison
your boat sailed crashed & jettisoned
you sick when I got that medicine.
peep the language I write my metas in
got you thinkin you good all year.....
til Santa got the letters you sendin in.
treat it like child support settlements
when its misconstrued I make cents off them
this is enough of my meddlin...

[Crash Carson]

Trump grabbing a platypus.
Crumpet salad and ***tus bush.

[Mr. J]

Arrogance of a tutor the shooter left prints and a phone number
A known runner for abusers of the same keys on computers
Sorry to confuse ya, the loofa tends to leave my dome dumber
The old hunter/army recruiter chasing pussy down at Zumba
Performing the Kama Sutra on a yoga mat in a Yoda hat...
They misquoted that but expressed older facts to calm their cooter
Leaving floors wet while massaging shoulder fat as I overact
Give my cobra back if you don't hold the sack or palm the tooter
Got more gas than the common commuter, I'm lost in humor.