what is it about disabled bitches

[uh-oh]

that give them fat asses THO

them and midgets

HEAR ME OUT

i know you're like wtf is uh-oh messing with retarded ho's? no, i can assure you i am not. but i am being harassed by a chick with spinabifida

i made an okcupid account and never got around to filling out my profile at all, but i get on from time to time to see the sadness in my area

well this chick with SPINABIFIDA hit up da god like a month ago with a crazily desperate message about how i'm her perfect dude. so i ignored it like a gentlemen. i mean i only filled out the bare necessities like my height and weight and shit i didnt put anything about me

but word i got an email saying i got a new message today, so i was like aight lets see what fatty wants to buy da god booze and a whopper this weekend

but it was that same chick apologising for coming off creepy in her first message and then asking me what i do for a living awkwardly

well i peeped the pics and she's short, blond and all thighs and ass. which sets off a ton of bells in the boner department, in her pics she looks normal enough for being a horse mouthed eatin apples through a fence ho, but she said she walks with a limp and she's kinda pigeontoed

i kinda wanna hit yo, but the disabled thing is putting me off

also this has sort of happened before. i had a bitch with cerebral palsy want me to rape her. she lived below my buddy but yo thats a different story

i'm thinking there is something in my genes that attracts women with terrible spines and musculature

[Fart]

so..she has a tail? doggystyle might be out of the question

[big baby]

fucka slaughtered irl

[El Muffin]

Lmfaaaao.


I died @ that hol up w8 b4 u jump to conclusions disclaimer

[big baby]

once bbichio was lil bb in baby college (true story 4real srs)

den he took a breka and walk around campusio and started washing hands in a public beautiful fountain it was pretty and den i see everybody clear out

bb look over shoulder, nada dere

bb like hmm wtf is going on?????? so bb go into bathroom a few feet away and come out

near the fountain is a retarde behetmohm she like breathing all awkwardly like darth vador and she like EGUUGHRU just breahting and bb like wtf is this and she like hey bb im like

heylo darth retardio and she like

*drools*

im like ok

and then she walk closer 2 bbichio i said

DONT GET ANY CLOSER *SQUIRMS AGAINST WALL* and it was crazy

cause her tittios were humongous

i was like wtf. and they were huge as heck she was wearing like a bra on with a wifebeater over it and some crazy outfit with big combat boots and she just drooling all retarded with big tits in face im like wtf

she get clsoer

"hey bb" breahtiung all awkward im like holy fuck wtf and she just corner me into wall near fountain im like STOP PLEASE BB PLZand she like i like bb i want bb to be friend and soon enough her gigantic retard titties like size G bra was pushing bb into wall and she kept coming closer like dude thers a wall and bbs head fucking hetting smushed between big retard tits and wall and my face is there im like wtf what do i do do i just push er thats mean why would i push her and she kept breathing like a fucking robot and kept walking into me into the wall just like nonstop nt aware how retarded shes being and bb gota boner im like wtf is this big ass retard tits all sweaty shit was like from victorias non secret like her victorias bra was open to the public and it wasnt a secret anymore just smushing my face into the wall like crushing me and im being a gentlmene with pinky in the air like plz no and soon she was just doing like this move on me like zangief from street fighter just smother me with her breast muscles shit was isnane hadouken! and i gasped for air before her giant retarded breasts crushed me like trash compactor or something and my head was the garbage against bathroom tile wall in bb campus

fucka terrifying i woke up slumped with boner in air and drool all over my bald bb head it was terrifying idk maybe i lost virginity that day but i woke up she was gone and the water from the fountain was just running onto the floor like big shootout happened and there were like sweat stains on the mirror that looked like giant tits idk maybe she saw herself and made out with herself in the mirror with handicoop hooters was insane wow bb so scared

[YDK]

Lmao bruh no joking I had a bitch on meetme hitting me up talking bout sex all the time an writing sex fantasy shit. Bitch looked decent but kinda had a crazy eye, only took pics sitting down an mostly from the waist up. Forget wat her name is now like Nigeria or some weird African shit. She started talm bout living in Pittsburgh an having her computer stolen an shit an for some reason I Googled her an found a pic of her in a wheel chair an read the story bout the chick having cerebral palsy an paralyzed from the waist down. My first thought was "no wonder this bitch said she could handle a big dick, she ain't gonna feel shit unless she choking on it"

But word...prolly woulda throated her while she sat in her wheel chair tbh...long as she kept that crazy eye to a minimum

[Fart]

a++ thread tho
lmao

[YDK]

Pretty sad most of us have a retarded hoe story lmao

[Ghost1]

Lol obliterated@ OP & darth retardio

[El Muffin]

Pretty sad most of us have a retarded hoe story lmao

nah just u and uhoh my nigga

[Ghost1]

Muff doesnt even a have a picture with a woman.....lol@thinkin hed have a sex story about one......even a retarded one seems laughable lol.

[El Muffin]

Bags u took a pic with two bitches who admittedly werent urs lol

Three dudes..two chicks

GUYS IM FKN CASANOVA. LOOK AT MY FRENDS HOES

I TAKE PICS WOTH A FEMALE DOE

[Ghost1]

Clicked view post?



I have a whole phone full of pics woth bitches

Ill go pic for pic woth u right now.

The fact im even in the same room as other women in that pic sets me peagues beyond u regardless.

But lemme kno wen u wanna go pic for pic

I mean....u already assured me 100 percent ud post one woth a chick no problem ne ways

But ur a lying nigger so .....theres that.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Dude said nigger.

[El Muffin]

Im tempted to show u my fb so u can shuddap

But I know this is just beg.

Not disclosing that..so ill just eat crow 4 now

[Ghost1]

Show it to me muff. End this. Show me ur fb. Post link.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

This is why you a retard though. If you got evidence just show him. He is pathetic and wants company. Don't play his game. Prove that you are not like him? Right?

[El Muffin]

Lol fuccck no.

Ive seen your work Bags

[Fart]

im so over fucking only attractive bitches tbh

bet a disabled broad would ride my dick OFF

[Ghost1]

Lol @the battle master veritas

Nigga shut ur fuck ass up fore i have bb finish u off for good. Bald fagit.

[uh-oh]

im so over fucking only attractive bitches tbh

bet a disabled broad would ride my dick OFF

IM SAYING THO

[uh-oh]

ALSO BAGS

if you don't refrain from your language i will log on my namix account and ban you

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Never mind. Don't post nothing. I wouldn't.

[Clayray]

Uh-oh reminds us of why he's da goat.

Baggin crippled girls.. Lmao go for it homie.

[Blanco Bishop]

Fuck mayne. Lol


You cats are on one.


Pass some of that shit yall smokin.



We baggin retarded hes now? Lol

[El Muffin]

Lol n ydk throatin bitches with wonky eyes

Jokes

[Diode]

This is why you a retard though. If you got evidence just show him. He is pathetic and wants company. Don't play his game. Prove that you are not like him? Right?

V

I am going to give your acct to Bags if you don't stop this nonsense

Bags

[dull boy]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CERGHavKIpw

[El Muffin]

dull boy did you like Kill the Architect

[dull boy]

Yeah, but I feel like that style could be done much better. Maybe next album.

[El Muffin]

I love the production on that album

The Hunt
Wildlife Awaits
My dog is dead

Some of my favs

Forgot a few others

[Rawn MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwUokIMv3uw

[Badweather]

I saw a midget, her ass was so juicy, when I squeezed it, water dripped from it.

[El Muffin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwUokIMv3uw

WHAT THE FUCK

uh-oh TO THREAD

U GIVIN OUT FREE BEATS FOR THE VAGINA THAT AINT HANDICAPPED

[El Muffin]

Am I the only one who wants to fuck a midget

Coz I rly do

[El Muffin]

CNT FKN MOVE MY KNEES BUT I KICK IT ALL DAY

AND NOTHINGS AN OBSTACLE. .CEPT A STAIRCASE

THIS BITCH NICRR THAN DG

Sry triple post...but

[uh-oh]

Am I the only one who wants to fuck a midget

Coz I rly do

absolutely not alone on that one

[Fart]

i know peter dinklage is a great actor

but why u wanna fuck him? weirdos

[El Muffin]

A midget with a bubble butt

Ill go soooo ham

[El Muffin]

i know peter dinklage is a great actor

but why u wanna fuck him? weirdos

Coz he has a cow lick like pancake brah

[Rawn MD]

Attack of the Muff u jamming aint ya

[El Muffin]

My giner aint handicapped

Giner aint handicappedx5

[Fart]

Coz he has a cow lick like pancake brah

lol

his hair lifts more than he does

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/dkOdQD5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TySaGkq.jpg

[Ghost1]

3 pages of muff posts lol. Unreal.

[El Muffin]

U want sohm moar?

[Ghost1]

No1 does. People hqve stopped logging on in an effort to avoid u at this point honestly.

[El Muffin]

MAKES SENSE.

CONSIDERING UR TRYIN TO NUKE THE SITE

CATCH THIS IGNORE FOR ANOTHRR DAY OR SO U FKN TROLL

[theMuzzl3]

Disabled chicks need lovin too. Try to focus on one good feature of hers, if you do give her the dick.