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sral
10-08-2014, 08:22 AM
thats about 182lbs from what i can gather in american weight

looking to lose another half a stone or so, but i'm feeling pretty good in myself right now

FUCK WITH DA KID!

:)

Hush
10-08-2014, 08:40 AM
Can't change the face god Gave u tho

Destroyer
10-08-2014, 08:59 AM
pics or stfu

(I must emphasize that I mean pics of your overall physique, not your uncut soldier)

Blanco Bishop
10-08-2014, 09:07 AM
Coke as in soda?

Cuz that white girl shouldn't make u fat.

Badweather
10-08-2014, 09:26 AM
See how bloated Chris Farley was when he was binge nostriling cocaine?

sral
10-08-2014, 10:04 AM
Can't change the face god Gave u tho

lmao i dunno, Jackie Stallone looking pretty different these days yo

uh-oh
10-08-2014, 12:08 PM
im at like 215 disgusted with it strong as an oxi just dont feel right ubder 240

Clayray
10-08-2014, 12:21 PM
no ones said it yet but congrats dude sraL

Seyance
10-08-2014, 01:16 PM
damn you done good. i'm like 13 1/3 at the moment, just lost a stone and trying to lose another stone to get to my football weight. need that stamina/pace back, can't just hold people off for ever.

Tom Sparks
10-08-2014, 01:31 PM
Dead@stones used as a measurement for weight

YDK
10-08-2014, 01:32 PM
So if stones is equal to pounds...is rocks or pebbles equal to ounces?
why they call money pounds but weight stones?
Are we still in midevil times?

Blanco Bishop
10-08-2014, 03:05 PM
Lol

Objective
10-08-2014, 03:16 PM
Dope shit Lars, the real challenge is to keep it at that. Keep it up man!

Witty
10-08-2014, 03:20 PM
Dead@stones used as a measurement for weight

Why is it funny?

They are just two different ways of relaying the same information.

El Muffin
10-08-2014, 03:54 PM
I weigh 10 elephantitus balls

Apparently.

Got my physical in rwanda by a nig that looks like Don Cheadle

Dr. Okafor was his name


I highly recommend him

Da BattleMasta Patrick
10-08-2014, 04:08 PM
Gun game on point like Cp3
throw dem diamonds up or go out w/ a bang like DDP

man im fitna use that. word.

El Muffin
10-08-2014, 04:13 PM
K

Bodey
10-08-2014, 06:02 PM
Congrats. I got a taste of what that accomplishment feels like over the summer. Lost 17 pounds since June

uh-oh
10-08-2014, 06:26 PM
bowchickawowwow

El Muffin
10-08-2014, 07:19 PM
bowchickawowwow

BODEY DSNT HAVE SPINALBIFADA MY NIG

PancakeBrah
10-08-2014, 07:56 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d4718209e1b4769a48ac0b7f76b1b77/tumblr_muh96xtUib1s9hj2do1_250.gif

Fart
10-08-2014, 08:00 PM
stone is almost as dumb as the american measuring system

El Muffin
10-08-2014, 08:07 PM
Fuck METRIC

fkn kilometers n shit were not tour de france fgts

Strikta
10-08-2014, 11:26 PM
Lol @ Don Cheadle tho.

Strikta
10-08-2014, 11:27 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/1d4718209e1b4769a48ac0b7f76b1b77/tumblr_muh96xtUib1s9hj2do1_250.gif

Shit.

Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:04 AM
Why is it funny?

They are just two different ways of relaying the same information.


How is it not?

If someone started talkin to me bout they tryna lose stones, im thinking this dude gotta kidney problem.. Not thinking this muhfucka referring to some 1700's method of standing on one end of a plank n just putting as many stones as it takes on the next end till the shit evens out

How bout instead of feet and inches, we use midgets for measuring length

sral
10-09-2014, 02:18 AM
Lmao yeah because feet is such a great newfangled method right!

With everyone's feet being the same length?

Might as well still with the same stones everyone been using, at least we already know wha they weigh

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:27 AM
A foot is 12 inches

I got u lars

I super smart

Witty
10-09-2014, 11:27 AM
How is it not?

If someone started talkin to me bout they tryna lose stones, im thinking this dude gotta kidney problem.. Not thinking this muhfucka referring to some 1700's method of standing on one end of a plank n just putting as many stones as it takes on the next end till the shit evens out

HAHAHAHA OTHER CULTURES DO THINGS DIFFERENT THAN MINE AND THAT'S FUNNY.

ur dumb.

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:12 PM
Mufucka go watch braveheart and tearfully scream FREEDOM! while william wallace gets drawed n quartered

Wong country?

I dont give a shit


Im 7ft tall and shoot thunderbolts from my arse!

Witty
10-09-2014, 12:15 PM
Mufucka go watch braveheart and tearfully scream FREEDOM! while william wallace gets drawed n quartered

Wong country?

I dont give a shit


Im 7ft tall and shoot thunderbolts from my arse

I will battle you Muff, do not speak about my people AND THEN GET THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE.

I AM IRISH.

GUINNESS.

POTATOES.

FAMINE.

WAR.

IRISH!!!!!

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:16 PM
Lol

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:18 PM
I COULDNT BRING MY MR POTATO HEAD TO DUBLIN

SOMETHING ABOUT IDOL WORSHIP

Witty
10-09-2014, 12:19 PM
The night before the referendum on Scottish Independence (like 2 weeks ago) the BBC showed Braveheart lmao and the Scottish STILL VOTED AGAINST THEIR OWN INDEPENDENCE.

William Wallace was rolling in his grave that day.

Witty
10-09-2014, 12:19 PM
I COULDNT BRING MY MR POTATO HEAD TO DUBLIN

SOMETHING ABOUT IDOL WORSHIP

He is almost a deity in our culture....he's like what Ghandi is to India.

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:23 PM
Ya if ghandi was made by Hasbro

Witty
10-09-2014, 12:26 PM
He was.

El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:28 PM
oh shit.

You are on to something

Witty
10-09-2014, 12:34 PM
http://thejailbreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/rv002-2t.jpg

Seyance
10-09-2014, 12:47 PM
the euro is a joke tho..

Clayray
10-09-2014, 12:51 PM
'Murcia

Seyance
10-09-2014, 01:05 PM
murcia is real nice part of southern spain.. i went there last year.

Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 01:18 PM
HAHAHAHA OTHER CULTURES DO THINGS DIFFERENT THAN MINE AND THAT'S FUNNY.

ur dumb.

You are or u're