View Full Version : anyone have any good racial jokes?
jilti
10-09-2014, 01:39 AM
Yes, any race will do..
Clayray
10-09-2014, 01:40 AM
Are you a child?
jilti
10-09-2014, 01:41 AM
No sir. Just looking to be entertained
Clayray
10-09-2014, 01:42 AM
Google works wonders lol
Btw. Do white jokes exist?
jilti
10-09-2014, 01:48 AM
Google works wonders lol
Btw. Do white jokes exist?
Yeah in a very derogatory way
kannon
10-09-2014, 01:57 AM
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
Certain
10-09-2014, 02:03 AM
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
A pilot.
jilti
10-09-2014, 02:03 AM
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
idk, what?
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:06 AM
yeah. a pilot.
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:07 AM
a black guy and a mexican guy are in a car.
who is driving?
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:09 AM
A cop
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:10 AM
yeah. you guys know them all.
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:12 AM
A black guy and a Jew both race off the edge of a cliff
Who wins
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:14 AM
Hey hey I got sum rly terrible onee
What do q black female n hockey players have in common?
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:14 AM
the jew by a nose?
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:16 AM
Hey hey I got sum rly terrible onee
What do q black female n hockey players have in common?
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:17 AM
the jew by a nose?
Society
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:18 AM
Hey hey I got sum rly terrible onee
What do q black female n hockey players have in common?
They both get called for hooking?
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:21 AM
they both wear ice skates a lot.
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:22 AM
Lol @ hooking thats good but no
THEY BOTH CHANGE THEIR PADS AFTER 3 PERIODS
/THREAD
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:24 AM
Whuts the difference between a couch n blk guy
kannon
10-09-2014, 02:25 AM
the black guy gets upset when you sit on him.
I'm bad at these.
How was copper wire invented?
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:27 AM
A couch can support a family of 4
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:30 AM
WHAT DO BLK PPL AND SPERM HAVE IN COMMON
Tom Sparks
10-09-2014, 02:31 AM
Only 1 in a million work
Namek
10-09-2014, 02:33 AM
How do you stop a black guy from drowning?
You don't.
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:33 AM
OK U LOOKIN AT THE SAME SITE
LOL @ THE URL OF THIS SITE
I HAD TO CHEK IT OUT
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:35 AM
Omfg
How do you know adam and eve were not black?
YOU EVER TRY TO TAKE A RIB FROM A NIGGER?
Clayray
10-09-2014, 02:43 AM
What did Abe Lincoln say when you got sober?
"I set WHO free?"
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:45 AM
Haha
Clayray
10-09-2014, 02:49 AM
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get
Clayray
10-09-2014, 02:52 AM
Why do they only bury blacks 12 feet?
Because deep down their good people
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:54 AM
WOT WERE OPRAHS N STEVIE WONDERS NICKAME IN HS
NIGGER
ROFL
Clayray
10-09-2014, 03:00 AM
Lmao
What if you have a black guy buried up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement
How can a black women prevent crimes?
Have abortions
Camp Bell
10-09-2014, 03:08 AM
yall sick man. wtf? lol
How was copper wire invented?
two jews got into a fight over a penny
Objective
10-09-2014, 03:18 AM
Aiiight, so this white chick goes to a bar and starts hitting it off with this black dude. After a couple drinks they finally decide to leave together. As they're about to call for a cab the white chick asks him; ''Is it true what they say about black guys?'', ''Yeah'', he says. Eagerly she replies; ''Then show me right now'' and the guy stabs her 35 times and steals her purse.
And obligatory: Q: Why does Tiger Woods hit the ball so well? A: Because it's white.
Sharp
10-09-2014, 09:10 AM
What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?
What's the worst part of 4 black guys driving a Cadillac off a cliff?
They were my friends
Wats the worst part about being a black Jew?
You gotta sit in the back of the oven
jilti
10-09-2014, 11:34 AM
Wats the worst part about being a black Jew?
You gotta sit in the back of the oven
Damn that was brutal
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 12:08 PM
So drake and lenny kravitz sit in back of the oven
Thts fucking awesome
Witty
10-09-2014, 12:11 PM
I remember when I was 15.
I think I've seen one joke in here I haven't seen before.
STEP YOUR GAME UP FAGGOTS.
Clayray
10-09-2014, 12:13 PM
Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too
how do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
velcro on the ceiling
Clayray
10-09-2014, 12:20 PM
What's a crying shame?
When a bus of blacks drive off a cliff
& there were 3 empty seats
What are my favorite chips?
Salt and Vin NIGGA!
Seyance
10-09-2014, 01:07 PM
what do you call a tidy paki?
ahmed mabed
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 02:07 PM
Lol
So forced but roflz
StarFaggot
10-09-2014, 04:25 PM
What do you call a rich white person with a Stanford degree?
My broker.
Leave?
Rawn MD
10-09-2014, 04:42 PM
Rabbii n a catholic priest walkin down the street together n they see a group of kids
priest goes to the rabbi, see those kids over there....rabbi says yes
priest says...Imma fuck em
Rabbii looks at him and says....
....fuck em out of what?
Not a racist joke but still funny...harsh lol
How do you make a lil girl stop crying?
Take your dick outta her ass
How do you make her start crying again?
Wipe your dick om her Teddy bear
Badweather
10-09-2014, 05:51 PM
What's the hardest part about eating a bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
big baby
10-09-2014, 06:00 PM
k bb pro at dis
wut U call a blak person and a mexican person lookin iloff into the sunset on a wite persons porch?
big baby
10-09-2014, 06:01 PM
*giggles*
lmao... ok the answer is weirdos!! lmai
CopyPat
10-09-2014, 06:38 PM
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Figasaurus
Jaun on Jaun
Witty
10-09-2014, 07:11 PM
They say there's safety in numbers, try telling that to 6 million Jews.
Why don't sharks eat black guys? They think it's whale shit.
What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
Black magic doesn't work.
What do you get when you cross a black guy and a gorilla? A really stupid Gorilla.
What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.
There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos (died a bit at this, so dumb but it nearly killed me)
What can you buy at a Mexican yard sale? Your fucking stuff back.
I tried to play Uno with a group of Mexicans, but they kept taking all the green cards.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk.
What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. (One of the first jokes I ever remember my father telling me)
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Paddy & Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy 'Im gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!'
He climbs up the rafters , hangs upside down & shouts 'I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!'
Murphy watches in amazement!
The Foreman shouts 'Paddy you're mad, go home.'
So he leaves the site.
Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
'Where the hell are you going?' asks the Foreman.
'I cant work in the friggin dark! ' says Murphy.
El Muffin
10-09-2014, 07:15 PM
I tried to play uno with Mexicans but they kept takin all the green cards
Rofl
Wat did the black kid say the first time he had diarrhea?
Mommy I'm melting!
Figgly Wiggly
10-09-2014, 07:24 PM
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Figasaurus
Jaun on Jaun
You bitch
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