DEBATING ON GOING FOR THE WHALING PRIZE CATCH OF THE YEAR.....NOT SURE HOW TO ASK HER

[Ghost1]

HOW MUCH SHE WeighYS WHEN WERE DONE THI SO THAT I CAN CONFIRM HER WEIGHT FIR COMPARISON.


any subtle suggestions?

[Meth]

Chloroform.

Take her to the zoo.

Use the elephant scale.

[Ghost1]

I think perhaps ur understanding of the definition for subtle is slightly skewed....at best.

[Boredom]

just out right ask the broad.. if she's that big she's obviously very aware of it.

[Ghost1]

What a douche thing to say tho.........

There has to be a clever way

[NYCSPITZ]

do u just want to know how it feels?????????

[Inno]

take her to publix..weigh yourself..


by law she has to do the same...problem solved.

[Ghost1]

Lol wat is tgis publix?

Altho.....autofail....bcuz whales do not get to see the light of day


An@nyc ..... i like her face

[NYCSPITZ]

did u bang the indian woman

[Ghost1]

I did.

Wanna see her pussy?

[NYCSPITZ]

pm me discreetly

[veritas]

Find her clotjes sizes...lbs equivalents online i would assume.

[Ghost1]

Shouldnt i just post it for the whole community?

Edit.....ooooooo V with the.clutch move!!

[veritas]

That could give you a range.

[Split]

Get her in a hot tub. Mark how much the water level rises when she gets in. Call in a favor from Bill Nye

[Inno]

when you say whale....is that Figurative?

[Ghost1]

I dont understand that joke.

Also.....split....bill is ur dad tho? Righh....so surely u could helo me out?

[Fig]

when you say whale....is that Figurative?

I don't get it

[Fig]

Take her to your gym, tell her that the workout calls for squating your own weight

[Ghost1]

LOL....now were rhinking!

But lets keep in ming id like to keep her enclosed in my natural habitat.....think 2bedroom apartment

[Fig]

Slip a stick of butter in her ass

if she throws up a stack of cookies , she at least tree fiddy

[Wise Wiggles]

Lemme know when she upper 2's nigga

[Ghost1]

Whats ur record wise.........i need exact numbers


This biddy is a lumberjack.....she like 6foot.....an she fat

Im tellin u.....im finna take down the record

[Wise Wiggles]

You gotta raw dogg it to even qualify

I had one couple months ago that was 275-280 fluctuated through out the night

[Ghost1]

Lol@u even mentioning that. I havent used a condom since the 90's

280 is admirable tho

Im 2......shes like alot bigger then me.......i BET shes 3.......im gettin PUMPED

[veritas]

You get it yet? What size jeans she wear?

[Ghost1]

Naw....she not even here yet

[veritas]

Ok here is the plan:

[veritas]

You need to get her clothes off and post the size.....ncs will takes care of the rest.

[Ghost1]

Got it

[veritas]

http://www.womenssizechart.com/


By my understanding jeans size 44+ ought to put you in the mid 200 anthony

[Ghost1]

Were goin for the title V

3hundo or bust.

[TYSON]

Nice warm fat women...got to love em

[veritas]

Stfu you child molesting racist ass jiggaboo.

[veritas]

Were goin for the title V

3hundo or bust.

By my calculations: *size 60*


Dayum.

[Ghost1]

Do these sizes factor in height tho?

[TYSON]

Stfu you child molesting racist ass jiggaboo.

Backoff fuckboy for real call me racist then a jiggaboo lol u lame as fuck...

[Masaii]

The clothes idea is great.

Dont even bother asking, all fat women get offended and they say "I dont know, I dont weigh myself". As if they are gonna go "yeah babe im 342".

I have fucked a couple fattys in my life like any NCG but they didnt exceed 140-160, you guys are taking it to a whole other level.

Lol quick story, when I was a young grasshopper my first root was a fatty, I thought I was touching her pussy, turned out to be her stomach fat lmao.

[SiK]

Someone told me if you wanna test a bitches weight without asking you gotta let em stick there finger up your ass and if you cry then its 300+

[Ghost1]

Dead@last2posts

Hahaha

I lold at a young masaii bangin sum bitches belly cooter.tho looool

[veritas]

Backoff fuckboy for real call me racist then a jiggaboo lol u lame as fuck...

I am not racist at all; you are you insipid spade grape drinking ape! Now....answer the question.

[veritas]

Bags I dare you to skeet in her belly well

[SiK]

Turn her into a Sperm Whale

[veritas]

Donkey punch the whale then perform the three legged field goal.

[Ghost1]

Define 3legged field goal?

[SiK]

Just ask for a rust trombone and call it an evening

[God Of War]

tell her to the fair and bring her in front of that insulting clown that disses people and see what his guess is

[veritas]

Define 3legged field goal?


Really?

You get her to stand up spread her legs...stand up in front of her slap her hard in the cooch with your wang then skeet on the carpet in between her legs.

[Untold]

Bring you dog to the Vet with her. And once the Vets done weighing your pup be like...

"HAHAHAHAHA! WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WEIGH OURSELVES? LETS SEE IF THIS DOES HUMANS TO!"

Push her on the scale, kind of stand in her weigh<(that's a play on words. See what I did there??? ;) And before she knows it, her weight will have popped up and then you scream...

"HAHAHAHAHA! BABY! YOU WEIGH 1747594837 LBS!"

She'll feel embarassed, you'll feel empowered and then she knows, you know and now that elephant in the room is her.

Full proof. Got me?

[Ghost1]

Lol i lold twice at that post. Well done.

[veritas]

Really?

You get her to stand up spread her legs...stand up in front of her slap her hard in the cooch with your wang then skeet on the carpet in between her legs.



Its gooood!

[Wise Wiggles]

Ask that bitch. Just say: you big ol bitch how much you pushing?

[Strikta]

Pretty sure I hold the record on this.

Back in like 04'.. bitch was bedrest fat but had that guap.

Bitch was like 4 hundo w/ the CPAP oxygen machine & all.

Scooter equipped.

Pussy smelled like sewage but a nigga was caked the fuck up, u dig?

[Wise Wiggles]

That shit is fucking gross dude.

[Strikta]

I don't give a fuck.

It was between me & her.. & now ya'll.. cuz I never told my boys.

But yo, idgaf.

[Strikta]

& it was all well worth it imo.. I ran that disability check for like 6 months.. & spent up all her inheritance on dumb shit.

I was fucking king in 04 & ppl were hating hard.. like wtf @ this nigga here.. I was balling out of my mind.

[Masaii]

Strikta was she this big?

http://heartstrong.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/obese-woman.jpg?w=300&h=200

[Strikta]

That's actually pinpoint accurate, yes.

Well... maybe a tad smaller than that. Maybe.

[veritas]

This confirms my public judgements of you further timothy.

[Swerve]

I couldn't even....

Like I would do a lot of things for money...

But that's just...wow.

[Masaii]

Wowzas.

Now may be an innapropriate time but Bags share the pussy pic you got of the girl.

[Meth]

Word @ above post

[PancakeBrah]

I have nothing to contribute but just want to say this is a legitimate 10/10 thread and everyone in here should be proud of themselves. Even Strik for fucking that land mass.