The Rawn M.D. FACT Thread

[Masaii]

Inspired by God Of War

FACTS only please

I have it on good accord from a reputable source that Rawn built the hospital he was born in.

[veritas]

Rawn also gave birth the idea of ideas.

[Badweather]

Rawn wrote the twilight series, and the 3rd harry potter book, on his farm in Georgia. He raises alpacas.

[namix]

sharks registered on netcees and posted pictures of themselves swimming with Rawn

[Meth]

Was the state prosecutor in his own trial

[Vulgar]

Rawn produced the Shook Ones Pt. 2 instrumental on the back of a three-headed dragon.

[PancakeBrah]

Won Season 1 of Hell's Kitchen by scrambling a single egg.

[PancakeBrah]

Created sound architectural plans to build the tallest structure on earth. The missing piece was $100 Craftsman leaf blower.

[PancakeBrah]

Currently working on his MBA in Doctor.

[PancakeBrah]

Had to quit IBM due to the fact he knew more than Watson.

[PancakeBrah]

Due to International Arm Wrestling Hand Size Regulation 3.11.7 he is relegated to the Bantamweight Division. He has a sterling 49-0 record, although the division consists mostly of 8 year olds and indigents.

[Ghost1]

Gone.

[Vulgar]

single-handedly choreographed the DG booty clap. Then he founded WSHH.

[Diode]

dying

[God Of War]

lmfao classic thread

[Split]

Times New Roman is based on Rawn's handwriting. It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights. If he types too many words and sentences properly, he violates parole and could go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Rawn's spirit animal is Nikola Tesla in a Navy SEALs wetsuit.

His only natural predators in his local ecosystem are double size pickle jars and the first handshake

Rawn's photographic memory produces a developing chemical trail that is hormomally irresistible to females and pre-med TAs

[Diode]

It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights.

dfw;odsfjlfdsjkldsfkljdfsfds holy shit

[Ghost1]

Holds the guiness book record for worlds smallest shadow puppet show.

[Split]

Played Bach's overture on the world's smallest violin, but had to improvise and play it as an upright bass

[PancakeBrah]

The next in the line of Succession to the loveseat at his Family's thanksgiving get together.

[Ghost1]

Wrote a film called edward little hands that was eventually purchased by tim burton & altered for marketability

[PancakeBrah]

Actively writes Dexter fan-fiction to account for how a real serial killer would act.

[Ghost1]

Has a dog named pterodactyl and a pterodactyl named corey.

[Split]

Is fluent in barcode.

Dreams in classified government schematics

[PancakeBrah]

Retraced his genetic lineage to a Cocker Spaniel in France, 1805.

[PancakeBrah]

Reads public police logs in a Matrix-like computer room, deciphering patterns while eating Bac-O Bits raw and cleaning his room with a leafblower set to 1 so as to not violate his probation.

[Split]

Has frequent flier miles with the witness protection program

[Ghost1]

He once had a pipedream ......

Today its known as the super mario bros franchise.

[Split]

Gives causality violating titty twisters

[Ghost1]

He used to build forts as a child

Well

Actually he built one fort.

Today it is known to the general public as fort knox.

[PancakeBrah]

The perfect thief, his fingerprint is just a single line.

[Ghost1]

Beat abraham lincoln in a lincoln logs buildoff.

[PancakeBrah]

Has a novel atop the Boca Raton bestseller's list titled "The Chrystal Chronicles"

[Ghost1]

Originally captured shamu with a popsicle stick and two d batteries.

[Split]

Dropped the bomb on Hiroshima from his balsa wood wingsuit

[Split]

known to the neighborhood as Surelock Homes

[PancakeBrah]

Once traded a Yu-Gi-OH card for all of Korea's nuclear launch codes.

[Ghost1]

Has an engineering masters degree solely focused on working w/ micromachine engines

[Split]

Once Lego'd an eggo. It beat every major breakfast chain in a double-blind taste test.

[veritas]

Rawn shattered all sales records at outback in a single night, mainly due to his excellent manners, charisma, and neumatic memory devices.

[Split]

Is the only man for who its grammatically acceptable to end every sentence in either a comma or username tag

[Ghost1]

Has completed jacobs ladder w/ a stand of hair

[Ghost1]

Built the city of atlantis in his bathtub with a box of legos

[Ghost1]

Used ecco the dolphin as bait to capture japan.

[Ghost1]

Purchased the last 24 winning kentucky derby horses for his personal carousel.

[Ghost1]

Can tell the difference between split eight & sharp nine.....with ease.

[Joe Metts]

Once made it rain in the desert with just a 2 step.

[SiK]

Won a lawsuit over Discovery for the rights to Shark Week using only his photo as evidence

[Ghost1]

Beat king hippo without using bodyblows.

[Ghost1]

When rawn lies his hands shrink.....there is a pretty well known fairy tale based loosely on his life.

[Meth]

Beat king hippo without using bodyblows.

IMPOSSIBRU

[Rawn M.D.]

fyi i approve the majority of this

u may continue

[Witty]

Rawn lives in a house he made himself with bricks stolen from the Great Wall of China and transported to America inside a whales vagina.

[Joe Metts]

Rawn once helped a boy reconnect with his father by helping the angels win the pennant.

[Meth]

Rawn convinced a young man to start a computer company in his garage.

Rawn gets lifetime a lifetime of iPhones and Mac books because of it

[Vulgar]

Once impaled an aggressive breed of horse with a lance in the skull, and henceforth declared the arrival of the unicorn race.

[Vulgar]

Rawn is the reason waves agreed to stay away from the beach, allowing humankind a temporary supremacy over our land masses. When tsunamis strike, Rawn beats the living shit out of Poseidon.

[Vulgar]

Rawn doesn't walk on water. Rawn taught water how to walk on water.

[Neighbor]

Invaded Steve Jobs' pancreas in a Micro Machine & implanted cancer cells in it as part of his grand scheme to assume control of Apple & steal hundreds of dollars in multiples of 20's that he would ultimately use to rent movies from Redbox

[veritas]

Beat king hippo without using bodyblows.


Damn.

[veritas]

Rawn eats cheetos and gets no hand residue.

[Neighbor]

Chain smoked an entire pack of Marlboro Menthols while riding a 10-speed bicycle in outer space

[Neighbor]

Headbutts unicorns & kills them

[Neighbor]

March of the Penguins was actually filmed inside Rawn's living room

[veritas]

Rawn is greater than physics.

[veritas]

Rawn gave birth to his parents.

[Allen Knight]

Played operation for 6 years straight an now considers himself to have a medical degree

[Neighbor]

Orders his favorite ice cream sundae 2 states away & has it delivered to his home the same day free of charge

[Masaii]

Rawn doesn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong leaf blower

[Ghost1]

Lold

[veritas]

That leaf blower WANTED to be with rawn.

[God Of War]

lmao greatness on many levels

[God Of War]

dun dunn dunnn

[Rawn M.D.]

This is why my posting abilities should never b revoked

[Split]

Rawn fathered homosexuality 2x my nigga

[Rawn M.D.]

No homo butshow rawnmo split

that statement is the first I object too

[Ghost1]

Stfu

This thread is a testament to the fact of hownmuch of a dirtnag liar piece.of shit u are and ur in here.taking pride.like.we approve of ur desperate cries for attention

Ur a piece of shit barely worthy of workin wait staff who sucks at his most prized.hobby an would willingly steal from hard working members of his community purely in sport to buy prescription medication that only a degenerate junky would care to invest in while.mom and.dad.work their.ass.off trying to support a 10x loser who cant get his act rite

I hate ur life. I am an adult. I have responsibilities. If u stole my leafblower to brag about it at the halfpipe while u were trippin off corciden id punch ur fuckin pumpkin head in x9

And for reference....u stated u weigh 160 sumthin...lolol im at 210 right now. Ill fucking work u. Strictly for the working class. Everything u embody is diareah. Ur family is ashamed of u and u should take their advice.

[SiK]

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[~RustyGunZ~]

Has a dog named pterodactyl and a pterodactyl named corey.

I'm not sure why but this fucking slaughtered me

Had to stop reading there for now

A++++