1-2 Punch League: ONSLAUGHT

[BROKE LESNAR]

Event will begin randomly with 30-minute notice.
Exclusive to 1-2 Punch League participants only.
Must be signed in.
You are allowed to drop indiscriminately with unlimited bars.
1 bar per post.
Consecutive posts are permitted.
Event will conclude randomly with 30-minute notice.
Winner will receive 1 win added to their record and an accomplishment.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Open.

[El Muffin]

Fkn in there

Do I start dropping

[El Muffin]

targeting random ppl

broke

All that multitasking indicates your not at all sexual
Think you killed Two Birds with One Stone?
U just tried a 3some equipped w/ a cock n one testicle

[Red Soldier]

red about his business..give me weapon n this kid is finished
i'll let the shank curvature back..till ya spine is a splitting image

[El Muffin]

Blanco bishop got dat slickback. Put your face in the furnace
You Rock N Enough Mousse that Bullwinkle'll attempt to mk a resurgence

[Red Soldier]

muff my squad'll run up on ya..n stop ya breathing
So if there's massive bounty on his head..it's to cease the bleeding

[El Muffin]

Blanco

you bout as complex n colorful as a rubix cube
Ul never see Bishop with Steel...unless you watch the movie Juice

[Red Soldier]

you've been wack for ages..every lines been nothin but dumb whore
bro those drops so ass..nicki's anaconda song might fall off the billboard

[El Muffin]

Yo che

Nig im just too much che. Call it curtains
Nig aint nothin revolutionary about u ..cept winning w/ garbage verses

[Red Soldier]

you like those hairy bitches..chicks I wouldn't touch in their life time
the way this dude dives on the bush..Reggie's career might be spent on the sideline

[El Muffin]

Yo iono wtf im tlkin bout but im effin vicious
HOUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM
che writes rhymes like he got decompression sickness

[El Muffin]

Ayo red soldier

AYO I KEEP THE TOMMY LIFTED
U DESERVE THE PURPLE HEART
ILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN WEN UR BODY ENTERS DECOMPISITION

[Red Soldier]

ur a schmuck with bars..he ain't got lines for his survival
him beating me?..that's a twist of fate that Matt Hardy couldn't rival

[El Muffin]

YO CHE LOVES SOCCER. NOTION GOT ME RELUCTANT TO LIVE
HOPE U GET PUNCHED IN THE RIBS
COZ ONLY TIME U PERFORM SLIDE TACKLES..U ABDUCTING SUM KIDS

[El Muffin]

RED SOLDIER

FKER. HOMIE UR SLOP
Ur RHYMES LIKE WW1 TRENCH WARFARE. FKN UGLY N OVRR THE TOP

[El Muffin]

YOU A FKN TROLL. ITS THE TRUEST LIE
U REMIND ME OF EDDIE..GUERRERO...NOW GO COMMIT SUICIDE

[Red Soldier]

ya chicks strugglin w/ her soul muff..we both know the bitch is bound to fall
so I hope my blade centerpiece..like her head when I mount it on the wall

[El Muffin]

FKN COKE HEAD. CLEARLY DUNS A HOMO
U SHUD STOP FKN WIT SNOW N STRT HITTIN TREES LIKE SONNY BONO

[El Muffin]

YO I KEYSTYLE...THIS HERBS MAD FRAUDULENT
YOU JUST BIN RECYCLING...DO THAT W/ YO WORDPAD DOCUMENT

JEEZ

[Red Soldier]

we know I got goons..but ill take you out myself..I'm too mean
ill stomp ya face so many times..coroners'll claim death by a river dance team

[El Muffin]

NIGGA I MAKE MEAN MONEY
IN A BATTLE OF WITS U TRAIL DA GOAT LIKE THE HUNCHBACK IN 300


Word association

Og shit

[El Muffin]

Omfg IM FKN CRAZY

YO U SUCK. ITS FKN APPARENT
THISIZ LIKE COMMODUS IN GLADIATOR. .CEPT NO1 THUMB UPPIN DIS SPANIARD

[El Muffin]

YO U BARS MK ME AW SHUCKS INSIDE
WE KNOW U A BROWN RECLUSE. .NOW GET STUNG BY 1 N FKN DIE

[El Muffin]

AYO

YO REFERENCES ARE REMOTE KILLAH
U IDOLIZE CHE..ONLY PPL WAN COMMUNISM OBV JUSSUM BROKE NIGGAS

[El Muffin]

YA RHYMES R WORSE UR A HEATHEN
FEEL LIK IM BATTLING MYSELF. .MUFF STAY DEALIN WIT PERSONAL DEMONS

[El Muffin]

YO U SHUD LET THE CUM DRY
NC LIKE YO U KILLED THAT SOLO.. NO NICK CANNON IN DRUMLINE

[El Muffin]

Lol

That wws fkn fun

BARZ!

[El Muffin]

ONE FOR WAG JUST CUZ HE ITT


I FIND MURDERIN BUMS VERY DELIGHTFUL
IDC IF U WAG BITCH...ILL KILL U DOG LIKE BALE IN AMERICAN PSYCHO


BOW BOW

BARZ GOT ADLIBS

[YDK]

Red soldiers known to fuck dogs, lets be frank ha i wouldnt dare
Cuz soldiers lookin for that red rockets blast off an spatter him with red glare

[El Muffin]

LISTEN SOLDIER MY LINES GRAFFITI
U WUDNT BE 3 CLICKS CLOSER 2 VICTORY GETTN A RIDE TO SIGN A TREATY

FUCK

[YDK]

Muff aint got bars he's retarded he just got lines that nobody likes,
I told em i was having a coke party, and he offered to bring the ice

[El Muffin]

NIGGA YDK IMA DOPE WRITER. CLEARLY U CANT QUILL
YOU STILL WEAR FILA'S.. I HOPE U GET HUNG LIKE GRANT HILL



Ydk duz wear filas still tho

[El Muffin]

YO UR ASS MAGGOT.
SAY U DNT FINISH UR JOKES...UR BARS SAY OTHERWISE U WACK FAGT

[El Muffin]

YO YDK LIKE CHOC DILDOS. LOVES THE BLK RUBBER
LINE GOT ME LIKE WHY D.K? BUT ITS EVIDENT U SMASH BROTHERS

[El Muffin]

FK DUDE MY MIND

AYO U SUSPECT WIGGA
IM GOIN TO THE TOP FLOOOR
YDK LIKE "HOLD THAT ELEVATE..OR" IM LIKE "FUCK THAT NIGGA"

[El Muffin]

YO YDK A BUM..A HOMELESS SUITOR
ITS A JUNGLE OUT HERE
N THIS NIGGA LOOKIN FOR SUM GRUB LIKE TIMON N PUMBAA

[El Muffin]

IF U DNT THINK MUFF IS GR8. .FAM UR A HATER
PPL LOVE MY BODY OF WORK..U WUDNT HAVE 1 DOIN MANUAL LABOR

[El Muffin]

WAG IDLE ITT. COME HERE U WACK NIGLET
My BARS GIVE HIM HART ATTACK
URS BOUT AS HARD AS A DROP KICK FRM A BLK MIDGET

[El Muffin]

I INDULGE IN THE MARIJUANA
BEAT ME? U GON NEED THE HAND OF GOD 2 WIN LIK DIEGO MARADONA

[YDK]

Muff posts bar after bar like they gonna fuck us up but bruh it aint liquor
One stretched line from me' ll fuck you up quicker
Than licking percocet dust off a swiffer

[YDK]

Muff getting raped like he met roethlisburger and didnt have mace
Its an onslaught bitch
And i' ll 1-2 step all over this fags face

[El Muffin]

AYO U BUTTHOLE WIGGA
IF U THINK U BETTER U MUST BFUCKIN RETARDED NO uh-oh NIGGA

RAPE

[El Muffin]

IM THE BEST TO RHYME
LOL @ ROFLZBERGER..NIGGAS RUN THRU U LIKE DEY OFFENSIVE LINE

[El Muffin]

ILL EAT U LIKE NO PROB
HERES THE SCOOP
U WUDNT HAVGOOD HUMOR IF U WERE ICE CREAM MAN IN GHOST DOG

[Packed Graves]

my bitches scared of the dick but still here for the night
when hoes are Under Attack, they literally start to fear for their life

[El Muffin]

YO NIG EVERY LINE U BRING SUCKS
UR BATTLES R SUCH GRAVE ROBBERIES I HOPE U DIE YUNG LIKE KING TUT

[El Muffin]

Shrt setups to compensate stretched punch vintage muff

PG NOONE THINKS UR ILL CHILL
WE ALL SAW THE BITCH IN GRAVE LIK UMA THURMAN IN KILL BILL

[Wordz AhGod]

everything u say is pussy so I'll leave his eye swelled
jesus, if this Attack gets any weaker, I'll have to start punching myself.

[El Muffin]

MY RHYMES EXPLODE LIKE A FKN CYST
K WRDSOFGOD..
UR SHIT MK ME WAN TO WORSHIP SATAN N CUT MY WRISTS

[Packed Graves]

you don't get hoes, this ugly nigga make a bitch hide
if Attack see a bitch flag'em down, she using him for a quick ride

[El Muffin]

IM A BEAST N WILD
IF GOD IS MY WITNESS...SOMEBODY KILL THIS FGT N BEAT THE TRIAL

[Packed Graves]

garbage herb, nothing your showing dohpe
the only way muffle do harm is by blowing smoke

[El Muffin]

CHECK MY SWAGGER. CHECK THE NUANCE TRICK
USER TITLE SAYS NAMEFLIPS ARE CLEVER
UNFORTUNATELY U ARENT BITCH

[El Muffin]

COME AT ME BROS

:)

[Packed Graves]

those name changes are corny, an trust I'm not a believer
only time you'll see digg before graves is during proper procedure

[Packed Graves]

that achievement is undeserved, your wack to me cuzzzzzzzzz
the only time a tackle hurt anyones if their not paying attention & he actually does

[El Muffin]

YO EVERY LINE I SPAWN KILLS HIM
PG THINK HE BALL ON THE NET BUT CNT STAY ON THE COURT LIKE DERON WILLIAMS

[El Muffin]

IM BOUT TO LOG OFF. U DNT BELIEVE ME TRICK
WATCH ME ESCAPE GRAVE FASTER THAN A MFIN HOUDINI TRICK



BYE

LOL

[Packed Graves]

log off nugga you ain't gone yet
I don't know what's blurryer screen or ya concepts

[Certain]

targeting random ppl

broke

All that multitasking indicates your not at all sexual
Think you killed Two Birds with One Stone?
U just tried a 3some equipped w/ a cock n one testicle

SO YOU'RE SAYING HE HAS ONE NUT BUT GETS IT OFF IN SEXUAL THREESOMES?
MUFF DIVING FOR LOWER-TIER PUNCHES SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN PLEASE 'EM.

[El Muffin]

YOU ROBBED YA DUDE FUK. DIS DUDES SHALLOW
MY ACHIEVMENT UNDESERVED
NIG UN DESERVED THE WIN LAST TIME U 2 BATTLED

[El Muffin]

CERTAIN IONO WAT THE FUK TO SAY
IONO KARATE BITCH
BUT POST ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THAT N ILL KIK U IN UR FKN FACE

[Packed Graves]

SO YOU'RE SAYING HE HAS ONE NUT BUT GETS IT OFF IN SEXUAL THREESOMES?
MUFF DIVING FOR LOWER-TIER PUNCHES SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN PLEASE 'EM.

you a true faggit let me expose a bit
they'll be so many bullets insert, you'd think you watched me load a clip

[Certain]

red about his business..give me weapon n this kid is finished
i'll let the shank curvature back..till ya spine is a splitting image

THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT "CURVATURE" MEANS. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN, BITCH.
HE CAN LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL, BUT GUERRERO STILL HAS NO HEART EVEN AFTER THE NAME SWITCH.

[El Muffin]

you a true faggit let me expose a bit
they'll be so many bullets insert, you'd think you watched me load a clip


OH SNAP THATS WORD..SHIT
I THOUGHT THAT WP WAS DOPE LIKE THE 70TH TIME I HEARD IT

[Certain]

you a true faggit let me expose a bit
they'll be so many bullets insert, you'd think you watched me load a clip

THAT WAS USED AGAINST ME LAST WEEK, BUT I WON. SO WHY REPEAT IT?
YOU'RE FOLLOWING BEANS, LIKE SHIT STAINS ON UNDERWEAR FROM DIAHREA.

[El Muffin]

YO MUFF STRAIGHT BUSSIN UR ASS IN (LOL)
N PG IMA FUCKIN KILL YOU FOR CERTAIN LIKE IM HIS FKN ASSASSIN

[Unfukwitable]

If Muff ever says he owns a Rolex, I won't be denying it fam,
Cos this thread proves he got lots of valuable time on his hands.

[El Muffin]

Thought this was supposed to be sum shit like show how quick you can think on ur feet. Not drop the single hottest bar yiu cud think of

Notice how wen ppl come at me itt i reply like a minute later?.

Props to red soldier for keeping up

[Kin]

Horns aimed at Red Soldier...take him out wit a quick spar
Dont be Mad, adore...cuz u gotta Honer a Bull wit Dis Charge

[El Muffin]

I hope God strikes you down. Commence the bed wetting
We R a Stark Contrast..n I hope U get struck by a Bolt like the Red Wedding


U CANT SEE DEEZ DBL MEANINGS :)

[Certain]

WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?
NO REALLY, WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?

[El Muffin]

Lol irony got me fkn fried
Id ask u why YOUR here...but obv ur here to write poems 2 abunch of guys

[Certain]

Lol irony got me fkn fried
Id ask u why YOUR here...but obv ur here to write poems 2 abunch of guys

MUFF'S ON TINDER HITTING UP DUDES, TRYING TO GET THE BONE SNAKE.
SEE HE CAPITALIZES HIS HOMOPHONE MISTAKES LIKE HE CAPITALIZES ON HOMO PHONE DATES.

[El Muffin]

YO CERTAIN STOP POSTING. COZ UR TOO MUCH ASS
I TOLD HIM STEP UP OR STEP DOWN
THIS FAGGOT THOUGHT I WAS TALKING BOUT HIS ZUMBA CLASS

[Certain]

MUFF IS MAKING PERSONALS UP AGAIN.
I WORK OUT ABOUT AS OFTEN AS YOU WORK ON STABLE LAND.

[El Muffin]

FK LIKE U NEVER SEE A FATTY AT YMCA NO SHOES N KARATE
WHEN U WORK OUT U LOOK LIKE A MASCULINE ROSEANNE DOIN PILATES

[El Muffin]

YO CERTAIN U CANT FUK WITH THE THINGS IM SAYING
WE SHOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR U TO TOUCH THE POST LIKE JIMMY GRAHAM

[Certain]

YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT BATTLING, AND YOUR LIFE IS ONE GIANT CUM STAIN.
SINCE MUFFIN'S ALWAYS COVERED IN FROSTING, THEY'LL BE CALLING THIS WIN A CUPCAKE.

[theMuzzl3]

gotta write in all CAPS to get across what you mean...
does CAPSLOCK help you blow off steam?

[YDK]

Your weak, frail and full of shit and clearly not a threat
you even named yourself muzzle but why aint you bought one yet?

[YDK]

MUFF'S ON TINDER HITTING UP DUDES, TRYING TO GET THE BONE SNAKE.
SEE HE CAPITALIZES HIS HOMOPHONE MISTAKES LIKE HE CAPITALIZES ON HOMO PHONE DATES.

I had to google it to find out what this retarded "tinder" is
Cuz hes certainly only searching for the same genders jizz

[YDK]

Ima take everybody out muff broke certain and red soldier
Aint no coming back when the pistol blast
And I put you down like ebola

[Destroyer]

des will run over all of u with stupid nameplay haberdash
cuz I'm certain ydk gets no muff like the muzzles faggot ass

[El Muffin]

Listen des

Top 100 lists? Your not hackin it homo
No1 has this Destroyer Pegged mainly because hed rather play Battleship solo

[El Muffin]

Destroyrr

Des come get throttled by a hero
Rating ur verses is like Japanese bombers in ww2
They take Flak and they r always followed by a Zero









Coz zeris escort bombers n take anti air fire for the ignorant to history ppl

[El Muffin]

Niga got the reservoir dog sig. Kids estatic
I see mr white n Mr Blue..But who the fuck r u?....Mr Faggot?

[Destroyer]

Niga got the reservoir dog sig. Kids estatic
I see mr white n Mr Blue..But who the fuck r u?....Mr Faggot?

muff u can't fuck w/des, u wanna, but then u fail the contest
tried three times to hit but still couldn't, just like ur latest female conquest

[El Muffin]

Bro tht was played as fuck. You drop SHIT. Your buggin out
Evrry verse u drop jus a different shade of brown likethe inside of ur fkn house

[El Muffin]

Bro. Look at your sig. Yiu dnt wnt to spar or gesture
Plus Ur eyes so sunken im surprised ur skull dsnt crack frm water pressure

[El Muffin]

Keying agen

Des. Stay out of Onslaught

Because...

Bro u look like the walkin dead. Hardly bein cheapskate
Jus look@ dis Zombie shitting all over this Classic like the Halloween Remake

[Destroyer]

muff give up text son, you'd have better luck to try and get laid
you've gone three times twice now, which just proves ur the Pippen to my MJ

[El Muffin]

Lol faggot. The way u fake it is sad
Im not pippen to ur mj
U just champ 1-2 ..cry..n dedicate it to dad

[Destroyer]

cmon son. im 38 and still ballin, think u can take the reigns from me? not yet
if I'm re-tired, it's just cuz this is the second time I had to read those lame concepts

[El Muffin]

lol shit got me soo blind dude
Mj? Des you think your King James and ur hairline cosigned u

[YDK]

Des you're 38? Goddamn you old enough to be my dad
Ima rob this nigga for child support
And use a gun that gotta caliber for every birthday you've had

[Destroyer]

I get it, des got gray hairs, but I seen ur pic. if u think ur fly, ur not
& srs... u should chill w/the old jokes, except I know those are the only kind u got

[El Muffin]

I make this thread gold like rumpelstilskin the savage
YDK you need to capitalize your mistakes
DONT HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN U FAGGOT

[Destroyer]

YDK don't even come in here, ur out of ur league, and it's too bad
I could write a book about how gay u are, and prolly sell more copies on Amazon than u have

[El Muffin]

Besides everytime you post its a can a doo
N the fact u make A Ceasar Cut look like Pompeii with the Spanish Flu

[El Muffin]

yo when old men des browses web? Boston Creme
He hvn a Time Crisis. .cept he never reloads once he shoots off the screen

[El Muffin]

Lol muff president. I just push big red button coz im a jerk
DES pushes big red button. "AWW shit just activated my life alert"

[Destroyer]

Lol muff president. I just push big red button coz im a jerk
DES pushes big red button. "AWW shit just activated my life alert"

keep trying faggot, but think you'll end on top? that's a reach fool
muff wants the slought win so bad, he's dropping three bars with each pull

[El Muffin]

Des tlks to bitches while they runnin. he be loser
He talking to bitches thru the dash like onstar in his pt cruiser

Whew

[El Muffin]

Bro you gay as fuck. Gtfo..i hope that u-hauls able
you think your balls dropped coz u flip more dudes than a Foosball table

[Destroyer]

Des tlks to bitches while they runnin. he be loser
He talking to bitches thru the dash like onstar in his pt cruiser

Whew

I'm old enough to legit fuck ur mom, so watch ur lip, kid
'he talking to bitches' and u don't faggot, that's the difference

[El Muffin]

Lol.

Good back n forth des

I gtg fir a lil bit

Ill be back in 10 if u waana resume

[YDK]

Lmao des tryna earn some relevancy "I could write a book..." bitch yeah right
You've had 38 years an STILL on a rap site an ain't done shit with your life!

[El Muffin]

Ydk moneyshots guys. It was foretold. Thats a stray problem
Not @ the Oracle. .but its clear you splash brothers no curry n klay Thompson