Poverty Plate

[Clayray]

Papa johns and Blue Moon.

http://imageshack.com/a/img746/7250/f6EqHl.jpg

What are you nasty mf eating

[NYCSPITZ]

prob thousands of millionaires in my city alone who would eat/drink that so idk what ur tryna tell me........

looks good tho.............

[Clayray]

it was, lmao. and yk i had to get the choco chip cookie thing.

it was warm and gooey, just how i like it

[Certain]

uh-oh would fight someone for that meal. Except he'd want a Budweiser because he's American.

[Clayray]

pjk is outside my house on his huffy

[uh-oh]

uh-oh would fight someone for that meal. Except he'd want a Budweiser because he's American.

no doubt, but i'd also have to swap out the papa johns for a place that actually makes pizza

but word i had velveeta shells mixed with hamburger beef. which is like terrible hamburger helper but it hits the stomach like a BRICK

i splurged on lunch today tho. 15 burger king chicken strips a large fry and a coke

LIKE A DOCTAH

[Clayray]

Holy shit that was $15?? Where u living

[Certain]

no doubt, but i'd also have to swap out the papa johns for a place that actually makes pizza

That's fair.

Holy shit that was $15?? Where u living

He said he ate 15 strips, not that it cost $15.

[Clayray]

Thank god I read that wrong, that would be ridiculous lol

[uh-oh]

yea it was like 16 dollars tho

5 pc meal and 2 5 pc's on the side

it was delicious, they never give enough bbq sauce tho, but word i havent been a fatass like that in awhile it was well deserved

i was a zombie the whole second half of the workday

[Masaii]

what the fuck is pumpkin beer tho

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/ykdmoaA.jpg

[uh-oh]

aight im gonna leave the thread now before the beer nerds take over

but i guess i kinda food/pizza snobbed it up dissing papa johns tho

the difference is i can eat and enjoy papa johns for the artificial pizza it is, where beer snobs can't enjoy an actual shitty beer

LIKE AN AMERICAN

[Split]

I have a fridge full of Coors and Natty

but those are drinking beers

[Certain]

I'll take Natural Ice to the face before touching a Guinness Blonde.

[~RustyGunZ~]

girls got shrimp alfredo ready at home

copped the sam adams pumpkin cherry or some shit last night, gonna try one of those

[Split]

Eh. It's pretty good.

[PancakeBrah]

Papa John's is pretty good.

[Mike Wrecka]

That legit looks like the worst pizza I have ever seen

[PancakeBrah]

It's actually pretty good.

[Masaii]

That legit looks like the worst pizza I have ever seen

looks more like lars smegma on burnt crust

[Split]

local pizza shops> Little Ceasar's> Pizza Hut> Papa John's> Papa Gino's> microwave pizza> electing to not have pizza> Dominoes

[El Muffin]

Papa johns

Spinach alfredo pizza add chicken coz NEGRA

I SWEAR ITS GR8

N I HATE SPINACH

[Certain]

The garlic sauce is crucial to Papa John's. It's basically the only redeeming factor.

Also, Split, you forgot real frozen pizzas, which I'd put at the worst between Pizza Hut and Papa John's. Getting the expensive brands (which only cost like $5 for a full pizza) and using one of those proper pizza makers with the spinning wheel brings it up to second place.

I haven't had Little Caesar's in a very long time, so even though I remember hating, I won't comment.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin black idiots ruining pizza. Just dont fuckin eat it. U d9nt understand it.

[El Muffin]

Omfg. Somebody get this fucking pompadour clad faggot out of here plz

Jesus go choke on a al dente noodle u garibaldi lookin mfer

[Ghost1]

Does any1 even understand wtf muff is saying!?! Wtf does anynof those nerd references even mean man? Was ur highschool taught by wizards? Why r u like u?

[Split]

The garlic sauce is crucial to Papa John's.



Also, the decorative pumpkin wreath around the holder for your diesel-powered candle. It really brings the grease to the front of the palate

[El Muffin]

I bet evrryone understood me

Do u even Italian

There was not one nerd ref. In that

If ur Italian n dnt know who garibaldi is kill urself

[El Muffin]

How u dnt know what a pompadour is yet ys barber gives u that shit at supercuts


Fkn gone nigga

[NYCSPITZ]

http://www.johnsbrickovenpizza.com/

open your taste buds.......

@all metro area niggas on this sausage fest wannabe online drake to 5 friends on the web board

[Split]

2cents- the only time ive heard of or seen a pompadour is in Tony Hawk create a skater. no idea who Girabaldi is.

[uh-oh]

yo i gotta kinda co sign bags on this, i wont blame the blacks for it tho, as much as just filthy stinking barbarian forest white people with there ranch dressing and faggotry

and cake papa johns isnt bad relative to whatever else there is in north dakota

but i mean there are papa johns' in nyc of all places, THAT DON'T GO OUT OF BUSINESS, so someone there is eating it.

which baffles the mind.

but yea im as much as a terrible person as anyone. i'll eat pizza from any filthy establishment. but i'll also eat a terrible thin steak. i just can't call it GOOD even if it isnt BAD, because having had GOOD steak before, you cant call a thin flimsy fatty piece of shit steak good

[Ghost1]

Yea muff. Im italian. Ur obscure wierdo fuckin loser references r lost on me dude.

But really lets just fast forward 20 minutes to when ive completely made u look like the lame geeky fat recluse that you r an ill just check back in on monday.

[uh-oh]

i know what a pompadour is lol

its the ricky from trailer park boys yo

FRESH

if i had a magnificent full head of hair i wouldn't rock one. but i would want to secretly.

[Mike Wrecka]

but i mean there are papa johns' in nyc of all places, THAT DON'T GO OUT OF BUSINESS, so someone there is eating it.

which baffles the mind.

only the blacks, spicks and indians eat papa johns in ny



true story

[Masaii]

how the fuck do you not know what el dante is? if you know how to boil water then you know what el dante is. stop fronting faggot.



*PostingInAWoosahThread*

[El Muffin]

Stahp.

If u saw pompadour on tony hawk..then u know its a hairstyle.

Idc how recent the memory is

But thts besides the point

If someone asked you wgat a pompadour was..id bet ud answer correctly

Stop frontin jesus

[Split]

i'll drink beer from any filthy brewery. but i'll also drink terrible whiskey. i just can't call it GOOD even if it isnt BAD, because having had GOOD beer before, you cant call trashy pisswater good

[El Muffin]

Yea bags cuz knowing wgat al dente means requires a bachelor s from Hogwarts

Uncultured swine

[Ghost1]

Lol@ el dante & el dente

I know wat al dente is....

An with that...i bid u adieu as all my cringes for the evening have been exhausted.

[NYCSPITZ]

only the blacks, spicks and indians eat papa johns in ny



true story

yea word

what borough r u in my nigga

[Split]

how the fuck do you not know what el dante is?










how the fuck do you not know what el dante is?















el dante











if you've ever boiled water before















you know what el dante


http://andrewmidgley.typepad.com/.a/6a015436a***28970c0192aa995341970d-pi
inb4 where ur video guy pal buddy srs lyke hai cri ertem

[Masaii]

bags drapes rhymes with fags gapes

coincidence?

[El Muffin]

Lol@ el dante & el dente

I know wat al dente is....

An with that...i bid u adieu as all my cringes for the evening have been exhausted.


Nigga adieu me a favor and kill yourself

[Masaii]

hey split hows that real life self esteem going?

[PancakeBrah]

Little Caesar's is the bottom of my list.

Papa John's is pretty good.

[Split]

hey split hows that real life self esteem going?

a lot better than yours, clearly

[PancakeBrah]

Split has a British girlfriend.

[Mike Wrecka]

yea word

what borough r u in my nigga

no borough. Long Island.

[Masaii]

a lot better than yours, clearly

is that why youre projecting online and I am not?

You may be able to fool simpletons online, but you cant fool yourself.

hopefully youll make it through life with your scrawny body and ugly face without too much humiliation.

only place youll ever be accepted is the internet, enjoy!

[Witty]

http://i.imgur.com/ykdmoaA.jpg

Yo wtf are your people doing to Guiness????

[Mike Wrecka]

converting it from a disgusting milk shake into an actual beer?

[Split]

that's funny Masaii, is that why youre projecting online and I am not?

You may not be able to fool simpletons online, but you can sure fool yourself.

hopefully youll make it through life with your gorilla brain and ugly face without too much humiliation.

one of the infinite places youll never be accepted is the internet, enjoy!

[Clayray]

converting it from a disgusting milk shake into an actual beer?

Hahahah lol'd

[Witty]

converting it from a disgusting milk shake into an actual beer?

I will actually rip your soul apart.

[Witty]

Hahahah lol'd

You too.

FUCKING TRY ME.

[Clayray]

Split gets points from me for the beer.

& KFC. It's the shit

[PancakeBrah]

So for everything in the picture?

[Masaii]

oh lawd split called me ugly

/thread guise

the irony is too real

I cannot go on

[Split]

oh lawd masaii called me ugly

/thread guise

the irony is too real

I cannot go on

[El Muffin]

Dude.

[Clayray]

So for everything in the picture?

Lol yes. The KFC was just an afterthought though. I shoulda just said the picture

[NYCSPITZ]

oh lawd split called me ugly

/thread guise

the irony is too real

I cannot go on

But...u r ugly

[Certain]

Yea bags cuz knowing wgat al dente means requires a bachelor s from Hogwarts

Uncultured swine

Hogwarts is a boarding school, not a university.

[Certain]

KFC is the worst. I used to live across the street from one and would drive two miles to Popeyes anyway.

[El Muffin]

Kfc traditional chicken like chicken in a bucket is terrible.
Skin slimy..unnecessary collagen clinging ehhhhh

Their tenders n boneless wings r good tho


Popeyes just fkn great. Love how they change dhit up

Like the waffle tenders n stuff


Ysll had yhat beer can chicken from Popeye s yet?

Wtf does that taste like