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Masaii
10-10-2014, 08:06 PM
this ol' dick blaster, you suck cock it get sadder
i'll push you down an start stompin ribs like an angry pit master

Woosah

http://media.giphy.com/media/1zhkrVaDC8NoI/giphy.gif
El Muffin
10-10-2014, 08:09 PM
Eisenhower obv
Fart
10-10-2014, 08:12 PM
something like

you think u beating me you must be hoping that hell froze
klewqlkcdsabwefndsaF <- i'm better than you with my elbows
El Muffin
10-10-2014, 08:17 PM
Lol. I rmbr those lines^
Clayray
10-10-2014, 08:34 PM
I had high hopes that the gif was really you

Sadly, it isn't.

This thread would have been more effective if I had claimed to have been the best at text battling, but I have not and will not. So don't sit there and look down on my lines when clearly you didn't jump out the gate spitting LOTB every bar. Yes, I admit that line is in poor taste and there's something called practice and elevating, which I'm trying to do. So I don't see what's funny. Maybe you should help and lend an opinion before you make one. And also, I'm not going to entertain your stupid parade with back and forth banter. This is the last response you'll get from me. You're a child. And do a good job of acting like one.

Have a good day, faggot.
Masaii
10-10-2014, 08:36 PM
tldr
El Muffin
10-10-2014, 08:38 PM
That was heartfelt
Clayray
10-10-2014, 08:40 PM
That was heartfelt

It was lol

I had to let him know that he's not baiting me into a 3+ page of unroflz and corny obscure jokes that no one gets.
Witty
10-10-2014, 08:43 PM
PROBABLY SOMETHING I WROTE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN POST BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST EVER TO EVER BE WRITTEN ON NETCEES EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T POST IT BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST.
Aero
Masaii
10-10-2014, 08:48 PM
this guy wrote a 500 word essay about how much he luvs dicks lololololol
dull boy
10-10-2014, 08:59 PM
lol @ Aero
Seyance
10-11-2014, 04:25 AM
You bitches were on my dick until I pissed you off

By parallel aka galaxian.
Da BattleMasta Patrick
10-11-2014, 10:07 AM
My whole catalog
sral
10-11-2014, 02:26 PM
Galaxian was dope.

You'll show a vast silence like the Oxtramentals is one of my faves off top, that and win percentage since you brought it up
damon pope famous quote
10-12-2014, 09:14 AM
the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line
dull boy
10-12-2014, 09:50 AM
the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line

That's good lol
StarFaggot
10-12-2014, 11:02 AM
I like Strikta's line something like

Your girl bra hiking them titys up
I pull her string to the side then get off like I'm riding a city bus
Hush
10-12-2014, 11:06 AM
The op punch is good IMO
Masaii couldn't write one half as good is the true irony