Bobby Shmurda, "Bobby Bitch"

[Certain]

First solo release since becoming a big name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDqTlwkBCMU

[El Muffin]

I like "computers"

Sums up nc (most of) quite well

[Fart]

why are u posting this garbage

[Mike Wrecka]

Stop making threads

[PancakeBrah]

Mike Wrecka's vagina is always set on menstruate.

[Certain]

Still a rap message board?

[Allen Knight]

this shit is grabo

[Figgly Wiggly]

This shit is dope. People are fucking retarded. Mostly Art for not sharing my opinion

[Allen Knight]

lmao nigga said i'll hit u w them zombie tips gtfo w/ this wack shit nigga

[Figgly Wiggly]

lmao nigga said i'll hit u w them zombie tips gtfo w/ this wack shit nigga

But it slaps

Put any hyped up jiggaboo on a bumping ass track and I'll be wildin.

[Allen Knight]

But it slaps

Put any hyped up jiggaboo on a bumping ass track and I'll be wildin.


lol the beat is coo but i think this dude is wack, him an chef keef i cant listen to
he ruined lloyd banks jack pot beat tbh lloyds was wayyyyy better

if i wanna here shit like this oj da juice man an juicy j n waka>

[dull boy]

Certain. You like this?

[Figgly Wiggly]

YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW KARATE BITCH

BITCH MY NAME IS BOBBY BITCH

[El Muffin]

Heres dullboy to discredit anything remotely simplistic

[Figgly Wiggly]

If Dull doesn't like it, then I don't either.

[Witty]

I haven't listened and I probably won't but I'm going to say I don't like it because I know if I listen I won't like it.

[Figgly Wiggly]

I haven't listened and I probably won't but I'm going to say I don't like it because I know if I listen I won't like it.

Racist slut

[Witty]

Racist slut

I'm jk, maybe it's good...I dunno, don't listen to much new hip hop.

I LOVE YOU FIG.

[Certain]

Certain. You like this?

Yes. The beat is great. I'd probably prefer if A$AP Rocky were on it, but Bobby Shmurda definitely has charisma enough to carry the track.

[El Muffin]

certain computers is much better tho

X2 coz srs

[Certain]

Rowdy Rebel is boring. The beat is hot, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtLpAYBE9Ck

[El Muffin]

TUPAC..ABOVE THE RIIIIIIM

BOW BOW

GODDAMN IM FKN HYPE RIGH NOW.
MY BARZ IS SRZ

[Split]

this guys lame

[big baby]

dull boy lol we can't save certain.

He goes on allmusic and leaves 6 page long essays about every track and it's hidden meaning.

He'll probably come in here and critique me for saying allmusic "they haven't been the go-to for atleast a decade'

BOBBBY BITCH BOBBY BITCH

certain: he has so much charisma.

[dull boy]

Charisma lollll
Niggers

[Niggers]

Bishes luv my swag nigga an so do Certain he no da deel.

[El Muffin]

Yall are fake af.

With this nigger shit

Js

[Niggers]

Attack of the Muff keep my name outcha mouf yo I dont play get claped up quik fuckin round wit da gawd son fa real homie slang teacup party dilemma

[El Muffin]

Foh

[uh-oh]

all these beats are the same

its like presets on drum machines. hold a pad and let go to make the hihats do that, everyone with the 808's in 2 different notes. similair drum patterns. etc

doesnt change the fact that they GET ME HYPE AS FUCK

BOBBY BITCH

[Greed]

Dull boy was much cooler as an anonymous poster.

[dull boy]

lol

I agree.

[dull boy]

Reality can never be as intoxicating as a lie.

[Witty]

Dull boy was much cooler as an anonymous poster.

WHO ARE YOU?

[dead man]

i won't like it until I'm drunk as fuck in the right place

yep

[Clayray]

not everything has to be lyrical guise

was can all get a little ratchet sometimes it's okay to break out the shell


BOBBY BITCH

[Split]

at least OJ da juiceman has the comedy factor going for him

[2XL]

that good good

[Certain]

I SAID I CAN'T EVEN SPEND THE NIGHT; I GOT TO CATCH A FLIGHT,
BUT I STILL TOUCH YOU DOWN. I'M LIKE JERRY RICE!

[dull boy]

This shit sucks. If I want to get amped up I'll listen to RATM or Public Enemy, not this stupid crap.

[Certain]

This shit sucks. If I want to get amped up I'll listen to RATM or Public Enemy, not this stupid crap.

I never want to get amped.

[dull boy]

What does this song do for you?

[Certain]

I like the minimalism.

[Clayray]

Makes me think of violence.

[El Muffin]

I like the minimalism.

Exactly

Least someone sees the beauty in simplicity

Not every track has to have multiple syllables lyrical miracle spirituals

I fell out of that phase like 10 yrs ago



Rofl.

[dull boy]

Implying I don't like this song because it isn't lyrical enough is like saying I have a problem with rape because maybe the victim had other plans that day.

I'd say it's more the culture it represents. Minimalism lol

[El Muffin]

Point made.

I got u.

[Certain]

Implying I don't like this song because it isn't lyrical enough is like saying I have a problem with rape because maybe the victim had other plans that day.

I'd say it's more the culture it represents. Minimalism lol

Yet the culture you promote is one of relentless negativity. You often talk about how you were more optimistic or something when you were younger. But this pessimistic, nothing-means-anything ennui seems like an early-20s attribute that's carried over past its expiration date.

[Clayray]

Clint Eastwood.

[Certain]

Clint Eastwood.

You do understand that Walt Kowalski was a fictional character, not actually Clint Eastwood, right?

[Clayray]

You do understand that Walt Kowalski was a fictional character, not actually Clint Eastwood, right?

I actually had forgotten his name, so thanks. lol

Dull Boy embodies that character to me.

[Fart]

he should shmurda himself

[Malachi]

I like it

Hot nigga was wack tho

[Badweather]

Somebody is gonna gun Bobby down. People are gonna be testing his words.

[dull boy]

Yet the culture you promote is one of relentless negativity. You often talk about how you were more optimistic or something when you were younger. But this pessimistic, nothing-means-anything ennui seems like an early-20s attribute that's carried over past its expiration date.

Pessimism is an early 20s attribute? lol Negatory. I'm sorry I think this song is stupid and for questioning why you would like it. Nice stab, though, slugger.

[dull boy]

he should shmurda himself

lol

[Half Wit It]

YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW KARATE BITCH

BITCH MY NAME IS BOBBY BITCH

[Greed]

Fucking faggot.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[kannon]

YO...


THIS MUTHAFUCKA...


DEBUT EP COMING OUT NEXT MONTH...


CALLED...



"SHMURDA SHE WROTE"

http://2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bobby-shmurda-shmurda-she-wrote-artwork.jpg

Only 5 songs, but he's smart to put something out quick. If he waited, he'd probably end up doing Chief Keef or Kreayshawn numbers.

[Certain]

Yeah, I saw him pimping preorders. But why would anyone want a five-track EP with two songs they probably already have downloaded?

[kannon]

why would anyone want an ep where it looks like the rapper just took a money shot

[Certain]

why would anyone want an ep where it looks like the rapper just took a money shot

Ease up with the homophobia. The Great Adventures of Slick Rick is a classic.

[kannon]

homophobia? Dude has white stuff dripping off the side of his face, and he's licking his lips.

[El Muffin]

Lol^

Jus saw ep cover n holy shit

Wat was he thinking.

He got trolled

[Clayray]

Clearly suppose to represent teardrops.

Reaching'

[El Muffin]

Jizzed in eyes then cried obv

[Hush]

Gosh y'all r gay

[Bodey]

All I know about this guy is that he spit the words "I been sellin crack since like the 5th grade" and it is now on my iPod somewhere. It's not what he's saying, it's his delivery. Hot Nigga is what it's called I think