Them dingles can be a nuisance. It's crazy how hairy an ass can get. And i make sure to shampoo and condition my ass. Haha

lmao so you're what, 30+ years old and still incapable of wiping your own extremities correctly @finny?

You ever had to clean peanut butter out of shag carpet?

americans don't generally do bidets

i got one of those ones you hook up to your existing toilet for like $30

way better than wiping son!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

so much win right here.

Ever tried to shave? I took my beard trimmers once (after I showered cuz gross) to it one time I was living with my ex. I just wanted to cut down the fro and see if it improved my wiping performance. Basically it turned my ass to sand paper when I wiped. Toilet paper shredded in my hand and I tripled the Dingle berries. Worst part was getting sweaty ass and having to walk. I'd be chaffing after 3 steps. Never again.

My ex suggested waxing. I'd kill someone. Also, it would just grow back. I wish there was a way to never have ass hair again.

Close this thread plz.