ATTENTION CRIMINALS
ATTENTION NETCEES. SOME OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF MINOR OFFENCES NOT DESERVING OF JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED. SEE BELOW FOR THE CHARGE AND THE PUNISHMENT
@Storyteller CRIME: EXCESSIVE USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE SENTENCE: USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE IS DISALLOWED FOR THE NEXT WEEK. USE OF SAID FEATURE IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT @Sharp Nine @PancakeBrah CRIME: EXCESSIVE UNWARRANTED MUSIC-RELATED POSTS SENTENCE: DISCUSSION OF MUSIC DISALLOWED FOR 3 DAYS FOR CAKE AND 5 FOR SHARP. SINCE SHARP’S NAME IS A FAGGY MUSIC PUN IT IS TO BE CHANGED FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. DISCUSSION OF MUSIC IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT @Lecture @Atomic @Slowhands CRIME: DISORDERLY BOARDING, WANTON DISREGARD FOR PROPOSITION 17, FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF JOY SENTENCE: PROBATIONARY POSTING PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. A WARNING WILL BE ISSUED FOR NEGALULZ AND SUBSEQUENTLY WILL BE CAUSE FOR IMPRISIONMENT @Flo Real CRIME: EXCESSIVE WHINING REALTED TO UNFAVORABLE RESPONSES TO VOTES, NEGLECT OF PROPOSITION 17 SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER WHINING WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED @SiK CRIME: GANG-RELATED AGGRESSION SENTENCE: LIFE ON PAROLE, CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED IF AGREED TO WORK AS AN INSIDE INFORMANT FOR THE NCPD @Nigma CRIME: POSTING WHILE IMPAIRED SENTENCE: BREATHALYZER TO BE ATTACHED TO NETCEES LOGIN PAGE FOR TWO (2) MONTHS, UPON WHICH IT WILL BE REMOVED @Aero CRIME: FIRST DEGREE USE OF A SLOW-IT-DOWN BAR SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER USE OF SAID BARS MAY NOT GO UNPUNISHED @Mr. J @IllCracka @Scripter CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION @mimic CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON GOOD CITIZENS. |
Gang related? *dead
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DEAD @ THe mention tag
thats whats up lol |
FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA
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oh shit...... ifficer BEND-A-DICK please pursue the chase
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Good to see someone is keeping these streets clean for the law abiding netcitizens.
Thank you Officer. |
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You must mean someone else. I have never been involved in crime of any sort, I am a legitimate business man and I find these accusations offensive and slanderous. Surely proof must be provided or I will walk free as the innocent man I am. |
Game up
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I will get you one day.
You will be behind bars with the rest of them. |
Nothing wrong with making some money on the side.
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Sly like fox
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Toppled
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loooooool @ slow it down bar...
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Lmao
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lol Netcees is turning into a police state but somehow it feels.... right.
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And then....
There were laws...... We r striding towards a civilized community gentlemen. Its a proud day indeed |
lmao fair enough. Long as this doesn't become Orwellian lol
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loll
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lmao @ SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE
roflzzz |
fuck the police :P
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LMAO at posting while impaired.
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Was this @Bags? The spelling is pristine.
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look at the poster above you. |
What is this
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the entire post was meant to get storyteller to stop @ing everyone 83 times per hour it worked for like a day and a half |
I knew it couldn't be @NotMeth.
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looooooooooooool @ divine intervention and unbearable accent for remainder of life ahahahaha |
wth???
WTH???
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Lmaooooooooooooooooo
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