Contenders Match: Swerve (5-3) vs. Alvin Karpis (5-3) - AK WINS
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@Alvin Karpis @Swerve due tonight
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Gettin bodied twice this season, & yall thought this nerd was nice
It’s like Aero drivin a Zamboni.... now Swerve on Ice Ya lil nice slash compliment battle w/ Bleak was somethin new But you’re Canadian, so actually A LOT more for him then it was for you It’s known I be in the club gettin pussy wet, this man isn’t fly He in the Club Soda pressed & got all the bitches in Canada Dry Hypocrite shit. you say you pull bitches n listen its sick You upload dick pictures to the Cloud, & look up at clouds picturin dicks My team stay with it, run up and they gone smoke this guy If you come near my Proximity, Mine gonna blast quicker then Golden Eye When they let off and go blatttt, then tell ya hold that You’ll Parish with 2 holes in ya, that’s a Celtics throwback.. |
Years of texting, hall of fame, it leaves me rattling,
How much you sacrificed for battling...just to come back and lose to For Battling. Ya girl claim she loyal, but then I hit it and she creams, You'll see that Indian change face quicker than the Cleveland baseball team. In fights, Karpis known to duck, he gains a yellowish pigment, When I bring haymakers, you'll see a bail out quicker than efficient farming equipment. This isn't anime bruh, you'll die here and see your run cease, Call me Zoro cause when I hit you with three blades you'll be lucky to be in One Piece. Fact is, I took everything he owns - his girl, money and house, Ask about it, alveoli through his teeth...after I punch his lungs out his mouth. Swerve got guns for days, I'll be deading this intrinsic lame, Bring 30 pieces of steel and fire till he thinks I'm lighting the olympic flame. |
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Swerve on ice was good
Compliment was lol although not harsh Proximity mine was ok Vs Lose to for battling was funny Zoro / one piece was good Alveoli was good (I'm sure some will say it's forced but it worked for me) Close battle but I gotta go with swerve for having slightly harder hitting punches V-swerve |
Gettin bodied twice this season, & yall thought this nerd was nice
It’s like Aero drivin a Zamboni.... now Swerve on Ice My team stay with it, run up and they gone smoke this guy If you come near my Proximity, Mine gonna blast quicker then Golden Eye When they let off and go blatttt, then tell ya hold that You’ll Parish with 2 holes in ya, that’s a Celtics throwback.. vs Years of texting, hall of fame, it leaves me rattling, How much you sacrificed for battling...just to come back and lose to For Battling. Swerve got guns for days, I'll be deading this intrinsic lame, Bring 30 pieces of steel and fire till he thinks I'm lighting the olympic flame. Another pretty good battle here tbh. I thought both had some bangers and what not but Al was jus a tad bit more consistent here, I think this one can go either way and it’s gonna come down to preference Vote / Alvin Karpis |
Gettin bodied twice this season, & yall thought this nerd was nice
It’s like Aero drivin a Zamboni.... now Swerve on Ice eh Ya lil nice slash compliment battle w/ Bleak was somethin new But you’re Canadian, so actually A LOT more for him then it was for you sort've It’s known I be in the club gettin pussy wet, this man isn’t fly He in the Club Soda pressed & got all the bitches in Canada Dry eh alright Hypocrite shit. you say you pull bitches n listen its sick You upload dick pictures to the Cloud, & look up at clouds picturin dicks lol'd to this My team stay with it, run up and they gone smoke this guy If you come near my Proximity, Mine gonna blast quicker then Golden Eye nah When they let off and go blatttt, then tell ya hold that You’ll Parish with 2 holes in ya, that’s a Celtics throwback.. maybe vs. Years of texting, hall of fame, it leaves me rattling, How much you sacrificed for battling...just to come back and lose to For Battling. okay good Ya girl claim she loyal, but then I hit it and she creams, You'll see that Indian change face quicker than the Cleveland baseball team. yes In fights, Karpis known to duck, he gains a yellowish pigment, When I bring haymakers, you'll see a bail out quicker than efficient farming equipment. eh could've been better but still enjoyed the wp This isn't anime bruh, you'll die here and see your run cease, Call me Zoro cause when I hit you with three blades you'll be lucky to be in One Piece. eh Fact is, I took everything he owns - his girl, money and house, Ask about it, alveoli through his teeth...after I punch his lungs out his mouth. nah Swerve got guns for days, I'll be deading this intrinsic lame, Bring 30 pieces of steel and fire till he thinks I'm lighting the olympic flame. ehhh overall: definitely swerve don't know how you guys thought ak won this battle... whatever... vote: swerve |
Years of texting, hall of fame, it leaves me rattling
How much you sacrificed for battling...just to come back and lose to For Battling. Ya girl claim she loyal but then I hit it and she creams, You'll see that Indian change face quicker than the Cleveland baseball team. started off strong.. never rlly fell off completely but nothin matched the openers. good shit tho vs Hypocrite shit. you say you pull bitches n listen its sick You upload dick pictures to the Cloud, & look up at clouds picturin dicks When they let off and go blatttt, then tell ya hold that You’ll Parish with 2 holes in ya, that’s a Celtics throwback ^ I fux wit them 2 punches heavy.. real close battle I can see the votes goin either way bcuz im gonna be honest swerve was more consistent, but with just decent punches.. not rlly many gamechangers. those 2 quotes from alvin were gunsmoke.. left more of an impression on me as a voter n I cant vote against that. vote - al |
Gettin bodied twice this season, & yall thought this nerd was nice
It’s like Aero drivin a Zamboni.... now Swerve on Ice this was cool Ya lil nice slash compliment battle w/ Bleak was somethin new But you’re Canadian, so actually A LOT more for him then it was for you i liked it It’s known I be in the club gettin pussy wet, this man isn’t fly He in the Club Soda pressed & got all the bitches in Canada Dry canada dry is played, but the flip here overall is meh Hypocrite shit. you say you pull bitches n listen its sick You upload dick pictures to the Cloud, & look up at clouds picturin dicks nah this was gay lol My team stay with it, run up and they gone smoke this guy If you come near my Proximity, Mine gonna blast quicker then Golden Eye ok When they let off and go blatttt, then tell ya hold that You’ll Parish with 2 holes in ya, that’s a Celtics throwback..] i dig it, nice Vs Years of texting, hall of fame, it leaves me rattling, How much you sacrificed for battling...just to come back and lose to For Battling alright this is good. Ya girl claim she loyal, but then I hit it and she creams, You'll see that Indian change face quicker than the Cleveland baseball team. ehh In fights, Karpis known to duck, he gains a yellowish pigment, When I bring haymakers, you'll see a bail out quicker than efficient farming equipment. i get it but I wasn't feelin this This isn't anime bruh, you'll die here and see your run cease, Call me Zoro cause when I hit you with three blades you'll be lucky to be in One Piece. alright cool Fact is, I took everything he owns - his girl, money and house, Ask about it, alveoli through his teeth...after I punch his lungs out his mouth. lol nah Swerve got guns for days, I'll be deading this intrinsic lame, Bring 30 pieces of steel and fire till he thinks I'm lighting the olympic flame. decent Karp has 4 lines I liked, swerve had 3. Close battle but I have karp edging this Vote Alvin Karpis |
AK had some great set ups! Like the Canadian Dry bar. Dicks/clouds line was just plain hilarious. Swerve on Ice was alright. Boston/Throwback line was sick. Good line. Golden eye was aight. Real slick set ups and most of your verse hit hard. Nice work.
Swerve you had a good verse too. Start off with some decent wordplay on the opener(for battling/For Battling”.) Cleveland baseball team line had a decent concept around it but it wasn’t worded great and it stretched a little long than it should of. Zoro/One Piece like might be the best line in your verse . Shit was str8. Lol... alveoli bar was not what it could of been.. Olympic flame was OK. I got this one going to Alvin K. He was most consistent but it’s a close one regardless and both battlers came correct. V/AK |
Karpis:
Opener just ok Compliment line is ok, not really a diss though.. it was just vaguely uncomplimentary Soda wp is played af but that was done entertainingly nonetheless. Clouds shit is funny af. Golden Eye was a cool concept, but execution seemed off. Not feeling closer. vs Swerve "Leaves me rattling" is a weird setup, ruined the punch for me. I dig the Wahoo line, but unless I know that his girl is Indian, it doesn't make sense to me. It's also another logo bar, which you drop in every battle. Bail out is corny. Zorro is eh. Alveoli is bad. ehh. This sucked, honestly. I understand you're both in the Winter Classic and probably directed more attention towards that because you're both doper than this showing. Only line that really went connected for me was that clouds shit. That was funny. Vote -- Alvin Karpis |
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