Semi-Finals: john hensley vs. Cronus
 

Batte Arena Picture Battle Tournament
Semi-Finals

Cronus:

ok, so in ur last battle u needed..........
a Sound vote removed n 4 dohpe votes just to save ur latest text spree
now u got ur friend gettin his Beyond swag on so real life feels more like netcees
net geek, vet? please. u failed in the last playoffs n I'm about to recreate that
but u went out with bangs in both tournies..
n ur hairdresser needs to cut them ASAP
Hens mostdef shoulda lossed last week but holy shit, homey bitched
then he took mouthfuls of Salt for votes by giving blowjobs with his Jolie lips
guy in ur pic's got beef, n ur arm's around him knowing he ain't over it
ur going for a fresh start, but all he's thinkin is 'damn this kid needs deodorant'
the kid's frownin, u'd prolly say he's clownin but that'd just kill the truth
dude's clearly devastated, ur pullin him away from the liqour he needs to chill with u
cuz ur a loser, n fuck the rumours. every verse u drop is stupid shit
always knew ur punches were ancient, n those neanderthal arms are provin it
n I know ur waitin to cheat, I'm puttin u in ur place with a fatal defeat
but why the fuck u askin for extensions? if u had any more u wouldn't be able to see
ur wild, roccin a style that wouldn't even be accepted in a drug house
but hey, it's only right ur wearing pajamas when u get the knocked the fuck out

16. extension granted

john hensley:

Wow@ ur head. Looks like u've gotten the edge.
Ur dome's sportin such a killer Scar it could prolly get Simba plottin' revenge.
Ur the baddest member. Known for makin the wackest gestures.
n' havin a face so Egg shaped kids run up & ask how u got put back together.
And if this fagot is honest, He'll admit he can't manage deposits.
When 'furnishing your new spot' really means putting halfa couch in a janitor closet.
Ur losin quick in this bout, he hasn't had a chick in that house.
Since Cro Cop'd facial features that look like he caught 1 of his kicks to the mouth.
n' If u convince any bitch, I'd really like to witness the shit.
Cuz she'd need to snag an 8th of shrooms from Alice just to fit in your crib.
I kno U ain't Hush/Alien, the idea of that tandem ruins the truth.
& I haven't seen some1 look this gay in a studio since I imagined you in a booth.
Ur girl left ur broke ass, clearly. cuz you ain't been servin' her game.
The only chance of you seein any 'X at the door' is by observing its frame.
I should wet up ya fam, cuzz I ain't respectin ya mannn.
I told him 'fuck yo couch', so he pullld out the lube & set up this cam.

pzz