Larscotic vs any 2 of you (tag battle)
 

who wants it?

pics/reg whatever

@Barcotic

i'll battle

Yep

Your 50-100 on me due by Sandra’s June 1 booking.
Battle bars or our “satire brags”? Combo, I suppose old chum. I’ll have both.

I have promised at least a 50 on you to compete.

?Do we combine with the visit next month or DROP EARLIER?? Your choice Lars!; lemme know.
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Sorry Lars. As I woke up in a sober haze of refreshed mania, I read your post here wrong. Thought you were calling out and helpfully listing your 1v1 challengers on the docket bUT

As I see you’ve teamed with the butcher of plays on words, as 4th to thread and with two sinacog audio releases? I’ll gladly team with him if he accepts. For the novelty of the matchup. Specially if zelf keeps me on the sideshows.

@Sinacog this is barc and Lars we don’t fk around Aj. Let’s try?

Shots Fired on the Intro/Opener (If matchup accepted)
 

This is a new era of netcees.Right AJ?
-We serve’um two at a time, like McDoubles for User or Answer.
Or Zelph ordering something (with cash) in Hippie Cali where the smoothies and tacos require a debit or credit lol.
-We serve ‘em two at a time, like the old retired (black athletic) Williams’ sisters:
Ok. Lars can be Serena…almost 40 and arguably the GOAT. But IF LOSING WILL CRY to the Judges or Mods about votes or procedure!...Also has no fun in text; plays only to Win&Gloat.
@Barcotic is certainly Venus…a lot of petty/sibling jealousies and an inferiority complex nuzzled deeeeep inside. Much like myself (PA), his wording and flow can be so smooth, just like those legends he secretly tries to pay homage to, or drop a random shout/flip for them on 1 of 12-16, - if they’re reading.
They’re not reading, barc. No one fucking cares: you’re basically me with a little more harsh street-worded violence bars. That’s it. Nothing to see here from either.
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@Sinacog

Lmao

Out

Fuck you; scared?.
LARS IS AWARE THAT SINACOG AND I are two of the most creative phrazers on this site.
So, as expected, a lame traditional BOW OUT lolllll
HERE's a 5 minute key - I got work in 15 minutes fagg0t:

@Lars
Yeah I see more whines & complaints than you “dropping that ether”
If I was dull boy I’d nevr host again too --
Any1 who beats you is lying or cheating. The only “re-buttal”?
-is the 2nd Time for your wife when I slide-in-my penis.
“Traditional” Lame-O’s fucking with SpamBattlePsychos – try ta defeat us?
ME & AJ SWITCHED BARS U COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE ;(4)We r both Reapers!!!!
I am literally the 25year challenge that Lars has been seeking
He was bored w/me - needed some horrible wordplay Reaching:
I FUCKING REVIVED THE SITE THAT BARC CALLED A GRAVEYARD – lame wig’s BACK HERE COMPETING!!! [lol]

better than your smoothly worded butchered plays
I DON'T EVEN READ SETH'S SHIT/ THIS IS ALL MY OWN SHIT
bitch.
~PA

There's 10 minutes of my time before work for you 2 washed-up has-beens.

If you still want 50 - 100 in May (1v1), I'm game. {can we lean 50?; i'm busy}
Cuz unlike Barc, you know I am keying some real lines. lol

Take on someone traditional (not me & AJ). Take the easy generic boring 2v2 dub and never get in the weeds with the craftsmen.

Zzz I GOT A LOT OF OTHER SHIT TO WORK ON BARC, I'M ALMOST GLAD...that closer on the 9liner is enuff 4 ur ass.
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I prefer the team name Bars

And yes pharoah, im scared

Lmak this guy wakes up

Ok fancy pants

Ok

...

I mean at this point it's: enjoy the ride/readz, or just ignore.
Your (&everyone's) choice, brah.
Kna'I'msayn'?

no one has a clue what you’re saying

break it down?

Fuck you; scared?.
Yeah I see more whines & complaints than you “dropping that ether”
If I was dull boy I’d nevr host again too --
Any1 who beats you is lying or cheating. The only “re-buttal”?
-is the 2nd Time for your wife when I slide-in-my penis.
“Traditional” Lame-O’s fucking with SpamBattlePsychos – try ta defeat us?
ME & AJ SWITCHED BARS U COULDN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE ;(4)We r both Reapers!!!!
I am literally the 25year challenge that Lars has been seeking
He was bored w/me - needed some horrible wordplay Reaching:
I FUCKING REVIVED THE SITE THAT BARC CALLED A GRAVEYARD – lame wig’s BACK HERE COMPETING!!! [lol]

better than your smoothly worded butchered plays
I DON'T EVEN READ SETH'S SHIT/ THIS IS ALL MY OWN SHIT
bitch.
~PA
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-My 9line drop/key on you and Barc is about as simple as it gets, m8.

-With the exceptions of Lines #5-6, which is admittedly a sinacog/pharaoh "unconventional-brag"-filler.

-I'd offer that #1-3 are fire, clearly referencing YOUR PSYCHOTIC TEXT BREAKDOWN FEW YEARS AGO* ON DULL'S REBUTALL TOURNEY Finale...OR the Alias Finale that some1 else Modded? ffs... (*glass house Larzey?).
-Followed by the Line #4 fuck-ur-wife wordplay, admittedly bad especially for you AND Barc, whom:
yeah - I pretty much summed him up on the line 9 closer. Arguably even more succinct than Seth could have. Did not even GET to "Mikey's?" old Text "Breakdowns" (I mean if we're on the subject of ME and LARS having one)..
-**Whilst the #7-8 transition amply summates this current thread, and "our" text relationship across a couple sites; and your new infatuation with Barc's return from hiatus.
-Now, you can play with those old toys allll you want man. But I think we make a good team, second only to MMLP of course. None of this is homo. As emcee said, it's "barz-related masochism" OK?

-And finally matey, please stop trolling me and asking for elabs, a la Spree.
We know deep down you want me to write on this site EVEN MORE...
some guys here (just a few) really "can't get enough" of my new mini-roasts, and this one here is no exception "Sral".
PLEASE STOP BEGGING FOR MY BREAKDOWNS LIKE A DOG FOR A BONE OR A B1TCH IN HEAT....A LA MY BEGGING FOR THE DISCORD LINK.
I will fucking spin the bottle Seth&Witty...but I'm not goin' to 2nd or 3rd base with you faggots for that link. Like I said to Dy & zelph. I don't have to fucking be here.
p.s. Diablo,
-As a child genius (like you) I used to write in mirror image like Da Vinci for fun.
On paper without looking at a mirror, then when finished hold the ALL-CAPPED (of course) finished simple writing project up to said mirror, to see how it looked. DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING JOKING AROUND ON THESE THREADS DUDE.

-I am trying to fucking vote on the Blue-Dy botw dude. Let me get back to that shit so I can ride blue slightly harder than your limp noodle.
t.t.y.VERY soon
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lmao read that alias tourney final thread again with the fact in mind that I was trolling and not at all serious about it

it will make more sense

uppd obv
verse before Lars's 8 am coffe
do you like the puppet show YOU AND JESODIST CREATED LARSEY? lmfo 4ever.~

Where’s Austin when you need him…

Either everywhere all ovr the place or nowhere lol thats why its so fun to alias-guess and style match for a bored white magichain lol
Sign in you halfbreed lol act like u want any Summer Classic Heat in 2023.
bye yeah reed carefully the chat roasts ill keep em smaller PRIVELEGED minority right here ladies and gentlemen, UNLIKE Aero and Muff's ghetto asses.