Week 7: Mag/Chat/Predictions
INTRO
What the fuck it do my NCG's? Week 6 is a wrap, and so is the new year. Happy New Year fellas! Anyways, we're nearly getting to the halfway point of the season and tbh, season 10 been crackin so far. Alot of classic matches and dope competition. Also got the influx of a young legend making his way back to the ribg. Shout out my bro @ Hush! Not gonna talk yall ear off though, but I appreciate yall for helping hold this down and keeping the culture going.
*Salute*
WEEK 6 REVIEWS
Done by that dude, @schadenfreuede
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Originally Posted by Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude vs Cred
Lol..Cred’s my nigga, but I had to hit him w/ something unexpected, didn’t know I could throw personals. Don’t get Me wrong tho, Bro had some shit too, it’s just good personals tend to trump good bars.
Jayson Fresh vs Barcotic
Decent battle, I was expecting more from both, but everybody else seemed to enjoy it a lot, which showed in the see-saw voting. In the end Cro overcome his “haters” & won.
Allen Knight vs Infiltration
Close match-up as I expected, some good & wack stuff from both, AK OD’d on the wordplay..lol, while Inf was extremely creative, but forced some punches. In the end more voters preferred Al’s material.
breach vs $chein dolla $ign
Knuck no-showed for some reason..smh? Although Hush put forth that he is breach, so perhaps he bowed out in favor of his alias. Idk, either way that’s some NUT shit.
CBA vs Killing Spree
Both no-showed, KS says the holiday due date threw him off, but nigga u’ve miss deadlines before..lol.
Slechtn vs Tic
The boy Slechtn duck & hid.
Aero vs Suthaveli
Smh..I be routing for the GOAT, but he disappointed Me, all of Us really, but punking tf out.
R!canTheoryz vs Letterman
RT no-showed.
Destroyer vs Mr. J
Weird battle IMO, Des was usually Des, just a bit lazy for his part & J wrote like a topical head trying write a battle verse, HE LOST.
Lotto Smirk vs Legion
Legion lost, plain & simple. The lil nigga lost to a LAZY Lotto Smirk keystyle..whotf does that?
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TOP PUNCHES
Picked out by the Goat himself.
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Originally Posted by Aero
Wasn't impressed with much this week but here are 6 punchlines that I liked, in order.
6. Legion vs Lotto Smirk
You don't have bars. Your mod status won't win this time.
I'm ice cold while you're having a meltdown over 16 lines
5. Jayson Fresh vs Barcotic
But I hope u prepared well.. trained hard.. to freshen those punchlines..
We saw how you blew against Aero and still u bring a poisonous dart to a gun fight
4. Barcotic vs Jayson Fresh
or shoot thru ya crib w/ a mean black slaughter cannon
u outta luck w/ a red dot behind ur screen, that's water damage
3. Jayson Fresh vs Barcotic
quit already u shoulda retired. Pay ur dues and furl..
a career so draaaawn out its the final villain speech right b4 da hero rescues the girl.
2. Cred vs Schad
At ur door step wit the barrel lit. Gun in ur peep hole, thats a narrow fit
Peek n I'm letting it Sing wit the Heat right in front on sum Christmas carol shit
1. Schad vs Cred
Bringing heaters when we spar, the gun speech’s got u far
no personals cuz bullets don’t have names on ‘em, yet neither does ya bars
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BATTLE OF THE WEEK
Goes to these two niggas. Putting in some work..
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Originally Posted by Allen Knight
(Post 613518)
fuckin ur girl behind ur back, i just hit her an smile
i'll Marker vag & u'll Cursive u found out i been hittin her w/ my signature style
u stay doin gay stuff, usin dildos to tap ya lips
Input devices in his ass & the human mind'll process that data as faggot shit
& deep down u kno ur a wack as fuck, u a fool nigga
i can see the proof across ur fuckin face like u missed ya school pictures
AK gettin that fast money, i get cash w/ my hustlin
everything about Inbred is slower than the kid he had w/ his cousin
i'll get drunk & spray them heaters, shell's spread dog
once i pound down a drink thats Stiff Arm's will come out an rip ur head off
i be givin sexy dimes the dick, while this suckers gay
if India bitch her vag smells like curry sittin in a hot room on a summer day
we can do this UFC style or w/ weapons, catch a knife slice
point the blade Northcutt south till ur ribs poke out ur chest like white spikes
ya chick be cheatin all day & u kno this, shit is ya flaw
all u do is Copenhagen w/ ur friends to get over her havin dicks in her jaw
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Vs
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Originally Posted by Infiltration
(Post 613594)
soon as cred set the thread up
i knew it was lightwork; you're a horrorcore fgt w/ bouts of anger
kane vs taker: cuz inferno match here when this square stays surrounded by flamers
went hard in a cpl cyphers; now ur drive been less of a thrill
cialis gone soft in long sessions and couldnt last if he tried OD'in on them pills
take u out in the woods to kill; disrespect ya corpse is what ima do
let kids grab a stick & prada body before u get buried in 1 of their finer suits
fraud. if i whipped out a tiny knife he'd look like he seen a scary ghost
face turn soooo white knight u'd stay pussy whipped by bitches u captain save a hoe'd
i'll bang a fo; but if it jam grab a blade & go for a stab
u'll walk at a cripple pace when hearts in a different place like a reformed sociopath
like cred always loadin a mag; rob allen for his ice, kicks n green
a bald head have em lyin face down & put that shine on the floor.. that's Mr. Clean
moms wished u were a coat hanger abortion; spics a damn goner
u have NO good parts. its ^only time baby shouldve been thrown out w/ the bathwater
being shoe'd in the HOF proved the panel were some little cheaters
because real talent speaks for itself... & ya latest verses give ya entry the middle finger
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POWER RANKINGS
Top 5, top 5, top 5.
1. Schadenfreude
2. Barcotic
3. Suthaveli
4. Cred
5. Allen Knight
WEEK 7 PREVIEWS
The champ is here to give you what he thinks is gonna go down this week!
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Originally Posted by Schadenfreude
Champ Match: @Schadenfreude (5-0) vs @Barcotic (4-1)
I’ll literally writing these previews & my verse simultaneously & tbh..I WILL BODY THIS BOY!! Lol..naw, but y’all tell Me in the comments.
Contenders: @Suthaveli 80% vs @Lotto Smirk 20%
I legitimately like LS’s style & potential, but he’s not on Suth’s level, sorry.
@Infiltration 100% vs @Otty 0%
..LMAO!!
@Letterman 60% vs @Unfukwitable 40%
Good match-up here, Un may or may not be rusty asf, so I’m giving the edge to Letterman, but if Un’s in condition, he could surprise his opponent & take the W. Either way this’ll be a nice read.
@breach 20% vs @Hush 80%
Maybe Breach is Knuck or Nik hid behind an alias or whoever tf else is hiding from their own name, Idk either way Breach better take advantage of Vic’s rustiness, otherwise it’s just any one of Hush’s wins, waiting to happen.
@$chein dolla $ign 70% vs @Razah 30%
Razah’s been around FOREVER..like back on B-Boys type forever & was a beast, but when is the last Bro battled? If Knuck shows I see W in his column
@Allen Knight 60% vs @Jayson Fresh 40%
I see this as this week’s upset, but I doubt that AK will allow that, great match-up tho.
@Mr. J 20% vs @Tic 80%
Tic’s got this in the bag, but J is slowlyy, but SURELY improving at battling.
@R!canTheoryz 10% vs @Maximus 90%
Because RT prob won’t show anyway.
@Blanco Bishop 40% vs @Killing Spree 60%
BB has too many wording issues for my taste, while KS basically mails it in, but some hard bars pop up in his verse, so this is his to take.
@Zunto 50% vs @E S A D 50%
Zelph the Infamous is back, hopefully that potential’s still present. As for Eat Shit, nigga who are u & will are u named after a Boondocks character?
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OUTRO
That wraps it up. Week 6 is in the books and week 7 looks promising. Lets drop some dope verses my niggas and get these votes in on time so we can keep things moving efficiently. Preciate yall. Peace.
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