RD1: Alvin Karpis vs. Phuck Yew - {Alvin Karpis wins by DQ}
 

16 lines. Check.

Verses due Thursday, October 3rd @ 11:59 pm CST

im suprised you made it to the Fame you did fine, but a box is how you leave this time
this Hall looks like a fire drill in elementary schools, got nothing but kid lines
your a trash emcee, w/ a career going down, its like a hobby you stank!
he not gangsta, cause if Algee, atleast you know he'l probably tank!
you say the SAME SHIT ALL THE TIME, i step back as this lad plunders
we got a better chance of hearing something new, from the operator w/ bad numbers
honestly to me drug addicts are a waste of sperm, just aint shit to me
you aint a DOPE head, ur on Oxy's Moron, just like you claiming victory
i dont talk shit i live to fight, i aint on that vocal crap
when i BERRY you under a bunch of VINES, i aint postin FRUIT on a SOCIAL APP
your not the type to be pullin my card, but punches have you facin' decks
just replace ur text! he'l always be the Runner Up, to the Police Stations Steps
you wouldnt last in a street fight, these 2 fist you cant match US...Syria!
gunplay bars & no vet fearin' ya! the only time Car Been Hood, is race car Exterior

Better search for god w/ pan, it’s time to get holy
Cuz if you act up you’ll get socked in the mouth faster than mick foley
You go both ways, radar goes off when you meet yew
I know you’re Bayou cuz you blue ya neighbor & that shit was weak 2
Gay as fuck, there’s really no reason fighting him
I mean he went from putting teeth under his pillow to biting them
Take ya vitamins, do research, but it’s still a fact kid
You write wack shit & begged for more text advice than bags did
You’re a nobody and nobody wants to hear this yew guy spit
I’m like Yoohoo? stick to milking that new guy shit
Softest raps everything you drop is wack, honest fact
You’ll never be a staple in text battling, you just stock those at office max
You don’t have the heart to win or a leg to stand on
Every battle I’m Boldin, while you’re catching more shit then Anquan
On a molly binge shottys taunting so I’ll probably sin
But my alibis is air tight, and so is the black bag I’m stuffing ya body in

lol @ fake personals all over

You go both ways, radar goes off when you meet yew
I know you’re Bayou cuz you blue ya neighbor & that shit was weak 2
Take ya vitamins, do research, but it’s still a fact kid
You write wack shit & begged for more text advice than bags did


im not blue bayou bro & ive never asked for advice..

Phuck Yew has been DQ'd for swaying.