Bender (3-1) vs Utmost (0-0)-BENDER WINS
NBL Season 7 Week 14 Due FRIDAY, March 7th Minimum - 10 lines Max - 16 lines Line limit can increase if both agree NO biting NO swaying NO feeding You must check in Don't edit after your opponent has posted 2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in Don't be an idiot You MUST vote on 4 battles & post your links in the Voting Thread Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle Agree on a line limit May God have mercy on your souls @Bender @Utmost |
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This pricks getting burned and I see the trouble that you’re in
Only time you’ll see UT and I together…is when there’s blood in your urine This guy probably carries a hatchet and we all know the fairy’s a faggot So if I’m paying Utmost respect it’ll be right before they bury his casket How the fuck did you champ the 1-2 punch league? I’m literally disturbed How did it work? You post 16 lines with only 1 or 2 punches in the verse?!?! Don’t even bother me, I’m winning because I drop the best And if you beat me it would be a bigger robbery than Diode’s loss to Fresh UT will be so full a Jazz that if he ever dreamed he'd hurt me I’d beat him so bad he'd turn more purple than that teams jersey @Utmost |
gonna need a couple hour extension. goin out
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came back to text to stretch my muscles, now im puttin ur self esteem back ina pretzel Bend... where it belongs Matta fact! U aint nice bro...read ur text, completely overhyped yo I mean, last jimmy that had fresh lines up... was Fallon on the tonight show Smash this squares throat, collapse ya lungs to stall ur breathing so much that u'll gasp for the air quotes... that ppl use to call you "decent" & u gettin bitches? must be a fairy tail for you to have hoes round Cuz everybody nose boy. Jim any? *crickets*...is only hearing those sounds I looked at the predictions n shrugged, ur off ya rocker bub u'll exit without the win soooo bad...Leo will brush off another oscar snub . . |
This guy probably carries a hatchet and we all know the fairy’s a faggot
So if I’m paying Utmost respect it’ll be right before they bury his casket How the fuck did you champ the 1-2 punch league? I’m literally disturbed How did it work? You post 16 lines with only 1 or 2 punches in the verse?!?! vs Smash this squares throat, collapse ya lungs to stall ur breathing so much that u'll gasp for the air quotes... that ppl use to call you "decent" Bender had some good lines, and a couple I wasn't really feeling like the Jazz line which is just reflipping an ancient concept. Utmost had some really good ideas, like the jiminy crickets line and pretzel bend, but it just wasn't pulled off very cleanly mvgt - bender |
Probably should have been air.... quotes.
Both sides seemed rush. Benders closer was lackluster. Jim any I guess works. I dunno. No stand out quotables Leaning towards utmost tho on how weak bender closed his verse but I guess he technically had the stronger verse. Fuck it V bender |
Lmao @ Jim any working but Dan, Drift being forced. What a faggot.
Anyways, nothing really worth quoting, tbh. Jimmy had a pretty decent verse with nothing but basic concepts executed well. I liked that 1-2 personal, that gave a chuckle, lol. UT had a cool verse, opener was decent, fresh line up was weak, grasp for quotes was weird. Wording was off too me, jim any was forced, closer was weak. V/Bender - consistant throughout his verse. |
Smash this squares throat, collapse ya lungs to stall ur breathing
so much that u'll gasp for the air quotes... that ppl use to call you "decent" vs This guy probably carries a hatchet and we all know the fairy’s a faggot So if I’m paying Utmost respect it’ll be right before they bury his casket How the fuck did you champ the 1-2 punch league? I’m literally disturbed How did it work? You post 16 lines with only 1 or 2 punches in the verse?!?! Don’t even bother me, I’m winning because I drop the best And if you beat me it would be a bigger robbery than Diode’s loss to Fresh Vote pretty one sided battle feel like Utmost is still shaking off the rust. Vote- Bender. |
Air quotes and closer was decent from Utmost. The utmost line and the 2 personals from Bender were cool too. Bender had a little more sting and consistancy. Pretty close imo, but mvgt bender
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Bender had a couple cool lines while Utmost had some ideas, but the execution wasn't as solid. Utmost respect was cool. I'm giving it to Bender for a more consistent verse.
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How the fuck did you champ the 1-2 punch league? I’m literally disturbed
How did it work? You post 16 lines with only 1 or 2 punches in the verse?!?! vs & u gettin bitches? must be a fairy tail for you to have hoes round Cuz everybody nose boy. Jim any? *crickets*...is only hearing those sounds pretty even battle...I think Bender had a slightly more consistent verse here tho...good shit gentlemen... v/Bender |
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