Spree Vs Xquisite (PIC BATTLE!) - OPEN FOR VOTES
 

Due Sunday night


@Xquisite

http://i68.tinypic.com/xnayis.jpg

Lol I’m on the left

http://i68.tinypic.com/xnayis.jpg

I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser.
That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter”
Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
What’s the stupid posing for? You trying to be the lamest dude?
That chick is all tongue n cheek… by pointing it completely away from you!
And maybe I… am just crazy guy… but that lazy eye
Looks like it gon’ join the unemployment fucking waiting line.
There’s no debating why your knit is all shrunk and stuff
Fucking Buddens gon’ pop… like “pum pum pump it up!”

https://i.imgur.com/nL4kGwk.jpg



Listen fuk boy....
No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
Fukin Spic, All ur shells are full'a food & My glocks got lots ta'tell
Vs me ur gonna Struggle Money! Cos I'ma gun u down While u work register @ Taco Bell
Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare
This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares
Go Get a 9 ta squeeze dude, 1 in her & 1 in U's wat I'de like to see through
Cos u both Brainless... Tha Light over ur heads the only thing thats Bright Between U
& she dont like U! Ur Game is the worst ta get chicks
Faggit.. Whole Left side jus evidence U W/a Bitch is a blurry image

obviously i'm way out of touch with what ya'll consider punchlines nowadays, it's been two years since I've been on this site and prolly 5-6 since I battled... but you missed that blur punch hard... here...

so you snag a chick to snap a pic n she's like hurry it up!
... or u shaved a sasquatch...
cause that bitch is blurry as fuck...
^- if you had done something like that to close it would have been less easy to judge...

could have worked in a yet he/yeti wordplay as well... just totally whiffed on the opportunity there...

anyways...

I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
dope...

Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
good...

rest was ok-meh to me... those two easily won the battle tho...


No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
the concept with the pic worked... just really poorly worded... could have been a highlight with right wording...

Spree punch U down, that I swear...U tough? Mirrors a Sounds Thats rare
This Picture is clear.. U either roll W/a Bitch...Or ur sarounded by squares
^-this was like... just particularly corny to me :P

and then you mehhed and missed the blurry punch


Vote: Xquisite pretty easy... the pic he posted was completely roastable... and Killing Spree missed the boat on the concepts

bump for votes

ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser.
That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter”
Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
All this was fire to me

No room fa'growth after put'n 2 in the lame, Dudes a disgrace
Tough to Man up wen ur head look like its been dipped in glue & sum1 threw a hand full'a pubes in ur face
Liked this bar, thought the wording could have been crisper

V/ Xquisite

Cool battle, thought Xquisite got this one pretty clearly.

@Xquisite

Go pics with me in BAL so I can have opponent

U can use same pic lol idc

You fucking vote!

Ok gimme a bit

With these 2 pictures yall shoulda did better.

The cardigan line was best of the battle easily.

The pez dispenser line was super forced.

The egg noggin shit was corny as fuck.

Ya verse was hit n miss . Is give it 5 outta 10

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Killing spree

I caught your flow better but you didn't have really strong disses
4 outta 10


I guess X wins

I got Xquiz with a touch more consistency. Spree had some dope bars though. XQ just landed more.

V/XQz

Nice shit x. We’ll do this again later

Word

Did you already get an opponent? Looks like you have a match up.

Ya'll can't tell me nothin... that closer was jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_vgTv7_xE

I wanted to see a diss about how X titties are bigger than the girls or bout why the hell he has on a Columbia jacket at what appears to be a Tie only affair . but hey that's just me

lol yeah, that would get me.

I’m just smiling at the fact this had more votes than the nbl champmatch