man dating has changed (rambling)
I've been out of the game for almost 8-9 years and shit. I'm talking since like 04 and shit, camera phones just started popping off around that time I think, no smart phones, I don't even think facebook had caught on or whatever and I totally missed the myspace thing.
I get back out here in the field of dreams and shit, bitches want a picture of you like as soon as you wake up, it's like a non spoken gesture of reciprocation if a bitch sends you a pic in the morning and she's like "this is what I look like". If you don't send something back, you're either a transgender, gay, or your profile is fake or something, or your creeping lol. Whatever happened to just waking up and not rolling over to a camera in your face and shit? Whatever happened to just getting a phone number from a chick and smashing not too long after? I talk to a chick in the bar, she wants the first AND last name and I'm like "the fluck for?" she's like "yo I wanna add you on facebook" I'm like "are you serious, bitch I've got like 60 friends on facebook, fam and friends I talk to on the regular, I'm not one of those people who has like 5000 friends and only talk/know like .009 % of em, so if you add me as a friend that automatically means I'm fucking, this is like a relationship now so if thats what you mean then sure" then it's the little shit too, like "who wants to play spades tonight" if I don't "like" the shit on FB, it's like I don't like her or something "why didn't you like my status, what are you trying to say?" "BITCH just because I didn't "like" your status doesn't mean I don't "like you" not to mention I enjoy anonymity, I'm a recovering conspiracy theorist, so this shit is gonna take time, I'm not trying to have everyone know where I am and where I'm not, I think they're watching me still" smh the game has changed |
She sounds very insecure, you should point out her flaws and make sarcastic comments about them from time to time, like it's a joke but still make it hurtful...this will break her and she will do everything you say because she will think she can not do better.
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1. commas change context of things.
man, dating has changed = I'm saying dating is very different than it was years ago, preceded by a colloquialism man dating has changed = I'm saying that dating men is very different than it was years ago. 2. she sounds like a psycho. it's normal nowadays to get the fb when you meet someone, but, trust most normal females without mental instabilities do NOT act like that about it. |
Yeah she sounds insane. I'd hide all the sharp objects in your home
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general consensus is that the fb chicks are crazy?
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he speaks...
[QUOTE=anime_boners;23176]1. commas change context of things.[QUOTE]
either that or what I like to call the "when all else fails, use the faggot" clause has managed to slime it's way over here from netcees. I sort of viewed it is a the weak mans coping mechanism for lack of boarding skills. Then again though, commas do in fact change the context of things like you said! |
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I'm not sure what you mean. i wasn't calling you a faggot. just saying you should have used a comma, in order to let us know this thread wasn't about your exp w/ man on man dating. |
oh you're cool peeps, I know you weren't calling me a faggot, far from thinking that. It's the undertone of unconsciously resorting to that way of thinking without necessarily implying it. Associating vs unknowingly taking out of context, etc.
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I deleted my Facebook over a month ago. Best decision I've made in a while.
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@trap I did as well. Fuck facebook
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I feel 72 most days. I'm 29. Technology moving at such a rapid pace. Changing everything on a monthly basis. I stopped trying to keep up.
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Well the ps2 is the shit. Just started back playin San Andreas on that shit not too long ago lol
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dating cant change that much if you gotta choose between those bunker hoes.
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