Introduction
Before I get started, I would first like to express my appreciation for your patience in the making of this mag. Everybody has been really courteous and supportive. Not once did I ever feel hurried or strong-armed into releasing the ONSLAUGHT results to the league and I am fortunate to have such gentlemanly participants take place not only in the ONSLAUGHT event but the league in general. To all of the competitors who submitted a bar in ONSLAUGHT, I thank you for making it an enjoyable read. The activity you stirred up was exactly what I was hoping for. To show my generosity for your patience and kindness in the development of this mag, I have not included any in-depth commentary on the bars themselves, nor have I posted any music videos to make your read any easier. What I have done is upped the ante so to speak and increased the prize payout. With that said, enjoy your read.
Voting Grades
Each bar will be graded on a scale of 1-10 in 3 different categories. Those scores will then be added to the participants grand total at the end of the voting process. The individual with the highest score will be crowned the winner.
Categories
Overall:
Rebuttal Quality:
Haymaker Potential:
Participants
Muff
Red Soldier
YDK
Packed Graves
Wordz AhGod
Certain
Unfuckwitable
Kin
theMuzzle
Destroyer
Prizes
1st Place: Championship Match, +1 Win, and an Accomplishment
2nd Place: Contendership Match, +1 Win
3rd Place: +1 Win
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418088)
broke
All that multitasking indicates your not at all sexual
Think you killed Two Birds with One Stone?
U just tried a 3some equipped w/ a cock n one testicle
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
11
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418091)
red about his business..give me weapon n this kid is finished
i'll let the shank curvature back..till ya spine is a splitting image
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
27
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418098)
Blanco bishop got dat slickback. Put your face in the furnace
You Rock N Enough Mousse that Bullwinkle'll attempt to mk a resurgence
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
21
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418103)
muff my squad'll run up on ya..n stop ya breathing
So if there's massive bounty on his head..it's to cease the bleeding
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
21
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418106)
Blanco
you bout as complex n colorful as a rubix cube
Ul never see Bishop with Steel...unless you watch the movie Juice
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
21
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418109)
you've been wack for ages..every lines been nothin but dumb whore
bro those drops so ass..nicki's anaconda song might fall off the billboard
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418111)
Yo che
Nig im just too much che. Call it curtains
Nig aint nothin revolutionary about u ..cept winning w/ garbage verses
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
20
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418118)
you like those hairy bitches..chicks I wouldn't touch in their life time
the way this dude dives on the bush..Reggie's career might be spent on the sideline
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418120)
Yo iono wtf im tlkin bout but im effin vicious
HOUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM
che writes rhymes like he got decompression sickness
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418123)
Ayo red soldier
AYO I KEEP THE TOMMY LIFTED
U DESERVE THE PURPLE HEART
ILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN WEN UR BODY ENTERS DECOMPISITION
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418124)
ur a schmuck with bars..he ain't got lines for his survival
him beating me?..that's a twist of fate that Matt Hardy couldn't rival
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418133)
YO CHE LOVES SOCCER. NOTION GOT ME RELUCTANT TO LIVE
HOPE U GET PUNCHED IN THE RIBS
COZ ONLY TIME U PERFORM SLIDE TACKLES..U ABDUCTING SUM KIDS
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418135)
RED SOLDIER
FKER. HOMIE UR SLOP
Ur RHYMES LIKE WW1 TRENCH WARFARE. FKN UGLY N OVRR THE TOP
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
9
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418139)
YOU A FKN TROLL. ITS THE TRUEST LIE
U REMIND ME OF EDDIE..GUERRERO...NOW GO COMMIT SUICIDE
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418144)
ya chicks strugglin w/ her soul muff..we both know the bitch is bound to fall
so I hope my blade centerpiece..like her head when I mount it on the wall
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418145)
FKN COKE HEAD. CLEARLY DUNS A HOMO
U SHUD STOP FKN WIT SNOW N STRT HITTIN TREES LIKE SONNY BONO
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418147)
YO I KEYSTYLE...THIS HERBS MAD FRAUDULENT
YOU JUST BIN RECYCLING...DO THAT W/ YO WORDPAD DOCUMENT
JEEZ
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
9
Red Soldier
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Soldier
(Post 418155)
we know I got goons..but ill take you out myself..I'm too mean
ill stomp ya face so many times..coroners'll claim death by a river dance team
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
9
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418156)
NIGGA I MAKE MEAN MONEY
IN A BATTLE OF WITS U TRAIL DA GOAT LIKE THE HUNCHBACK IN 300
Word association
Og shit
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
20
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418161)
Omfg IM FKN CRAZY
YO U SUCK. ITS FKN APPARENT
THISIZ LIKE COMMODUS IN GLADIATOR. .CEPT NO1 THUMB UPPIN DIS SPANIARD
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
24
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418164)
YO U BARS MK ME AW SHUCKS INSIDE
WE KNOW U A BROWN RECLUSE. .NOW GET STUNG BY 1 N FKN DIE
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
24
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418166)
AYO
YO REFERENCES ARE REMOTE KILLAH
U IDOLIZE CHE..ONLY PPL WAN COMMUNISM OBV JUSSUM BROKE NIGGAS
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418170)
YA RHYMES R WORSE UR A HEATHEN
FEEL LIK IM BATTLING MYSELF. .MUFF STAY DEALIN WIT PERSONAL DEMONS
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
9
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418172)
YO U SHUD LET THE CUM DRY
NC LIKE YO U KILLED THAT SOLO.. NO NICK CANNON IN DRUMLINE
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
9
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418201)
ONE FOR WAG JUST CUZ HE ITT
I FIND MURDERIN BUMS VERY DELIGHTFUL
IDC IF U WAG BITCH...ILL KILL U DOG LIKE BALE IN AMERICAN PSYCHO
BOW BOW
BARZ GOT ADLIBS
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
21
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 418210)
Red soldiers known to fuck dogs, lets be frank ha i wouldnt dare
Cuz soldiers lookin for that red rockets blast off an spatter him with red glare
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418214)
LISTEN SOLDIER MY LINES GRAFFITI
U WUDNT BE 3 CLICKS CLOSER 2 VICTORY GETTN A RIDE TO SIGN A TREATY
FUCK
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
21
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 418215)
Muff aint got bars he's retarded he just got lines that nobody likes,
I told em i was having a coke party, and he offered to bring the ice
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Overall: 8/10
Rebuttal Quality: 8/10
Haymaker Potential: 8/10
24
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418217)
NIGGA YDK IMA DOPE WRITER. CLEARLY U CANT QUILL
YOU STILL WEAR FILA'S.. I HOPE U GET HUNG LIKE GRANT HILL
Ydk duz wear filas still tho
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418218)
YO UR ASS MAGGOT.
SAY U DNT FINISH UR JOKES...UR BARS SAY OTHERWISE U WACK FAGT
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418221)
YO YDK LIKE CHOC DILDOS. LOVES THE BLK RUBBER
LINE GOT ME LIKE WHY D.K? BUT ITS EVIDENT U SMASH BROTHERS
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418230)
FK DUDE MY MIND
AYO U SUSPECT WIGGA
IM GOIN TO THE TOP FLOOOR
YDK LIKE "HOLD THAT ELEVATE..OR" IM LIKE "FUCK THAT NIGGA"
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418233)
YO YDK A BUM..A HOMELESS SUITOR
ITS A JUNGLE OUT HERE
N THIS NIGGA LOOKIN FOR SUM GRUB LIKE TIMON N PUMBAA
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418248)
IF U DNT THINK MUFF IS GR8. .FAM UR A HATER
PPL LOVE MY BODY OF WORK..U WUDNT HAVE 1 DOIN MANUAL LABOR
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418254)
WAG IDLE ITT. COME HERE U WACK NIGLET
My BARS GIVE HIM HART ATTACK
URS BOUT AS HARD AS A DROP KICK FRM A BLK MIDGET
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418256)
I INDULGE IN THE MARIJUANA
BEAT ME? U GON NEED THE HAND OF GOD 2 WIN LIK DIEGO MARADONA
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
9
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 418257)
Muff posts bar after bar like they gonna fuck us up but bruh it aint liquor
One stretched line from me' ll fuck you up quicker
Than licking percocet dust off a swiffer
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 418260)
Muff getting raped like he met roethlisburger and didnt have mace
Its an onslaught bitch
And i' ll 1-2 step all over this fags face
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
7
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418261)
AYO U BUTTHOLE WIGGA
IF U THINK U BETTER U MUST BFUCKIN RETARDED NO @ uh-oh NIGGA
RAPE
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418263)
IM THE BEST TO RHYME
LOL @ ROFLZBERGER..NIGGAS RUN THRU U LIKE DEY OFFENSIVE LINE
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418265)
ILL EAT U LIKE NO PROB
HERES THE SCOOP
U WUDNT HAVGOOD HUMOR IF U WERE ICE CREAM MAN IN GHOST DOG
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418282)
my bitches scared of the dick but still here for the night
when hoes are Under Attack, they literally start to fear for their life
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418289)
YO NIG EVERY LINE U BRING SUCKS
UR BATTLES R SUCH GRAVE ROBBERIES I HOPE U DIE YUNG LIKE KING TUT
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418291)
Shrt setups to compensate stretched punch vintage muff
PG NOONE THINKS UR ILL CHILL
WE ALL SAW THE BITCH IN GRAVE LIK UMA THURMAN IN KILL BILL
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
16
Wordz AhGod
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod
(Post 418293)
everything u say is pussy so I'll leave his eye swelled
jesus, if this Attack gets any weaker, I'll have to start punching myself.
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418298)
MY RHYMES EXPLODE LIKE A FKN CYST
K WRDSOFGOD..
UR SHIT MK ME WAN TO WORSHIP SATAN N CUT MY WRISTS
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418299)
you don't get hoes, this ugly nigga make a bitch hide
if Attack see a bitch flag'em down, she using him for a quick ride
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418302)
IM A BEAST N WILD
IF GOD IS MY WITNESS...SOMEBODY KILL THIS FGT N BEAT THE TRIAL
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418304)
garbage herb, nothing your showing dohpe
the only way muffle do harm is by blowing smoke
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
21
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418305)
CHECK MY SWAGGER. CHECK THE NUANCE TRICK
USER TITLE SAYS NAMEFLIPS ARE CLEVER
UNFORTUNATELY U ARENT BITCH
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
20
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418308)
those name changes are corny, an trust I'm not a believer
only time you'll see digg before graves is during proper procedure
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418311)
that achievement is undeserved, your wack to me cuzzzzzzzzz
the only time a tackle hurt anyones if their not paying attention & he actually does
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418314)
YO EVERY LINE I SPAWN KILLS HIM
PG THINK HE BALL ON THE NET BUT CNT STAY ON THE COURT LIKE DERON WILLIAMS
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418320)
IM BOUT TO LOG OFF. U DNT BELIEVE ME TRICK
WATCH ME ESCAPE GRAVE FASTER THAN A MFIN HOUDINI TRICK
BYE
LOL
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418323)
log off nugga you ain't gone yet
I don't know what's blurryer screen or ya concepts
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418325)
SO YOU'RE SAYING HE HAS ONE NUT BUT GETS IT OFF IN SEXUAL THREESOMES?
MUFF DIVING FOR LOWER-TIER PUNCHES SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN PLEASE 'EM.
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418326)
YOU ROBBED YA DUDE FUK. DIS DUDES SHALLOW
MY ACHIEVMENT UNDESERVED
NIG UN DESERVED THE WIN LAST TIME U 2 BATTLED
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
25
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418328)
CERTAIN IONO WAT THE FUK TO SAY
IONO KARATE BITCH
BUT POST ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THAT N ILL KIK U IN UR FKN FACE
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Packed Graves
Quote:
Originally Posted by Packed Graves
(Post 418329)
you a true faggit let me expose a bit
they'll be so many bullets insert, you'd think you watched me load a clip
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418330)
THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT "CURVATURE" MEANS. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN, BITCH.
HE CAN LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL, BUT GUERRERO STILL HAS NO HEART EVEN AFTER THE NAME SWITCH.
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418331)
OH SNAP THATS WORD..SHIT
I THOUGHT THAT WP WAS DOPE LIKE THE 70TH TIME I HEARD IT
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418332)
THAT WAS USED AGAINST ME LAST WEEK, BUT I WON. SO WHY REPEAT IT?
YOU'RE FOLLOWING BEANS, LIKE SHIT STAINS ON UNDERWEAR FROM DIAHREA.
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
22
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418338)
YO MUFF STRAIGHT BUSSIN UR ASS IN (LOL)
N PG IMA FUCKIN KILL YOU FOR CERTAIN LIKE IM HIS FKN ASSASSIN
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Unfuckwitable
Quote:
Originally Posted by Unfukwitable
(Post 418512)
If Muff ever says he owns a Rolex, I won't be denying it fam,
Cos this thread proves he got lots of valuable time on his hands.
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Kin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kin
(Post 418656)
Horns aimed at Red Soldier...take him out wit a quick spar
Dont be Mad, adore...cuz u gotta Honer a Bull wit Dis Charge
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418658)
I hope God strikes you down. Commence the bed wetting
We R a Stark Contrast..n I hope U get struck by a Bolt like the Red Wedding
U CANT SEE DEEZ DBL MEANINGS :)
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418662)
WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?
NO REALLY, WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418666)
Lol irony got me fkn fried
Id ask u why YOUR here...but obv ur here to write poems 2 abunch of guys
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418668)
MUFF'S ON TINDER HITTING UP DUDES, TRYING TO GET THE BONE SNAKE.
SEE HE CAPITALIZES HIS HOMOPHONE MISTAKES LIKE HE CAPITALIZES ON HOMO PHONE DATES.
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418669)
YO CERTAIN STOP POSTING. COZ UR TOO MUCH ASS
I TOLD HIM STEP UP OR STEP DOWN
THIS FAGGOT THOUGHT I WAS TALKING BOUT HIS ZUMBA CLASS
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418671)
MUFF IS MAKING PERSONALS UP AGAIN.
I WORK OUT ABOUT AS OFTEN AS YOU WORK ON STABLE LAND.
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418672)
FK LIKE U NEVER SEE A FATTY AT YMCA NO SHOES N KARATE
WHEN U WORK OUT U LOOK LIKE A MASCULINE ROSEANNE DOIN PILATES
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 418675)
YO CERTAIN U CANT FUK WITH THE THINGS IM SAYING
WE SHOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR U TO TOUCH THE POST LIKE JIMMY GRAHAM
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Certain
Quote:
Originally Posted by Certain
(Post 418676)
YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT BATTLING, AND YOUR LIFE IS ONE GIANT CUM STAIN.
SINCE MUFFIN'S ALWAYS COVERED IN FROSTING, THEY'LL BE CALLING THIS WIN A CUPCAKE.
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
7
theMuzzl3
Quote:
Originally Posted by theMuzzl3
(Post 418997)
gotta write in all CAPS to get across what you mean...
does CAPSLOCK help you blow off steam?
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 419742)
Your weak, frail and full of shit and clearly not a threat
you even named yourself muzzle but why aint you bought one yet?
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 420204)
I had to google it to find out what this retarded "tinder" is
Cuz hes certainly only searching for the same genders jizz
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
25
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 420576)
Ima take everybody out muff broke certain and red soldier
Aint no coming back when the pistol blast
And I put you down like ebola
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
21
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 420620)
des will run over all of u with stupid nameplay haberdash
cuz I'm certain ydk gets no muff like the muzzles faggot ass
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423750)
Listen des
Top 100 lists? Your not hackin it homo
No1 has this Destroyer Pegged mainly because hed rather play Battleship solo
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423753)
Destroyrr
Des come get throttled by a hero
Rating ur verses is like Japanese bombers in ww2
They take Flak and they r always followed by a Zero
Coz zeris escort bombers n take anti air fire for the ignorant to history ppl
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423756)
Niga got the reservoir dog sig. Kids estatic
I see mr white n Mr Blue..But who the fuck r u?....Mr Faggot?
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423806)
muff u can't fuck w/des, u wanna, but then u fail the contest
tried three times to hit but still couldn't, just like ur latest female conquest
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
25
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423809)
Bro tht was played as fuck. You drop SHIT. Your buggin out
Evrry verse u drop jus a different shade of brown likethe inside of ur fkn house
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423813)
Bro. Look at your sig. Yiu dnt wnt to spar or gesture
Plus Ur eyes so sunken im surprised ur skull dsnt crack frm water pressure
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423818)
Keying agen
Des. Stay out of Onslaught
Because...
Bro u look like the walkin dead. Hardly bein cheapskate
Jus look@ dis Zombie shitting all over this Classic like the Halloween Remake
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10
11
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423870)
muff give up text son, you'd have better luck to try and get laid
you've gone three times twice now, which just proves ur the Pippen to my MJ
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
12
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423885)
Lol faggot. The way u fake it is sad
Im not pippen to ur mj
U just champ 1-2 ..cry..n dedicate it to dad
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
16
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423893)
cmon son. im 38 and still ballin, think u can take the reigns from me? not yet
if I'm re-tired, it's just cuz this is the second time I had to read those lame concepts
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10
11
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423896)
lol shit got me soo blind dude
Mj? Des you think your King James and ur hairline cosigned u
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 423897)
Des you're 38? Goddamn you old enough to be my dad
Ima rob this nigga for child support
And use a gun that gotta caliber for every birthday you've had
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423899)
I get it, des got gray hairs, but I seen ur pic. if u think ur fly, ur not
& srs... u should chill w/the old jokes, except I know those are the only kind u got
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423903)
I make this thread gold like rumpelstilskin the savage
YDK you need to capitalize your mistakes
DONT HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN U FAGGOT
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423906)
YDK don't even come in here, ur out of ur league, and it's too bad
I could write a book about how gay u are, and prolly sell more copies on Amazon than u have
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423909)
Besides everytime you post its a can a doo
N the fact u make A Ceasar Cut look like Pompeii with the Spanish Flu
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423918)
yo when old men des browses web? Boston Creme
He hvn a Time Crisis. .cept he never reloads once he shoots off the screen
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Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
15
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423922)
Lol muff president. I just push big red button coz im a jerk
DES pushes big red button. "AWW shit just activated my life alert"
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423926)
keep trying faggot, but think you'll end on top? that's a reach fool
muff wants the slought win so bad, he's dropping three bars with each pull
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423928)
Des tlks to bitches while they runnin. he be loser
He talking to bitches thru the dash like onstar in his pt cruiser
Whew
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
3
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 423943)
Bro you gay as fuck. Gtfo..i hope that u-hauls able
you think your balls dropped coz u flip more dudes than a Foosball table
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Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10
9
Destroyer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Destroyer
(Post 423956)
I'm old enough to legit fuck ur mom, so watch ur lip, kid
'he talking to bitches' and u don't faggot, that's the difference
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Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
27
YDK
Quote:
Originally Posted by YDK
(Post 423990)
Lmao des tryna earn some relevancy "I could write a book..." bitch yeah right
You've had 38 years an STILL on a rap site an ain't done shit with your life!
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Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10
30
Muff
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muff
(Post 424007)
Ydk moneyshots guys. It was foretold. Thats a stray problem
Not @ the Oracle. .but its clear you splash brothers no curry n klay Thompson
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Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10
11
Results
10. theMuzzl3 = 3
9. Wordz AhGod = 30
8. Unfukwitable = 30
7. Kin = 30
6. Certain = 122
5. Packed Graves = 174
4. Red Soldier = 177
3. Destroyer = 195
2. YDK = 200
1. Muff = 762
ONSLAUGHT 3rd Place Finish
Destroyer
ONSLAUGHT Runner Up
YDK
ONSLAUGHT WINNER
Muff
Congratulations to Muff for winning the first inaugural ONSLAUGHT event. 