Conswervation [VS] Nik Bags [Conswerve WINS]
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EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. IF YOU CANNOT FIND A LINK FROM HERE VOTE ON THE SUMMER CLASSIC OR THE BATTLE ARENA TO FINISH OFF YOUR LINKS. DO NOT FORCE ME TO TAKE AWAY VOTES |
Swerve has seen this before, so he’s frustrated & sad
this is Classic déjà vu… another tourney u enter & get eliminated by bags you don’t have a partner cuz no one likes bein on a bitch's side & if Strikt has your back… it’s only cuz he’s bent off that liquid Tide we know bout my partna in Mexico; go & clown it, u rookies bags got burned... but Strikta’s baby had to stop, drop & roll just to get outta the pussy This Canadian fag recruited in trailer parks, so u’ll need a major spark my pen game so strong… the Jaws song comes on when I smoke u like a vapor shark your back’s straight as Strikta’s habits, so this wont be hard to get a win See, It's easy to Con, swerve... ever since he thought Deon was partnerin with him yea, u’ll say I’m the old guy but yall more washed up than any us Bags asked when was the last time u cried... not every tier u drop with every loss I’m ruthless & the truth is you slouches as two stink, its proven & if Deon was Swerve’s back-up plan… scoliosis must’ve designed the blueprint to losin’ I wont console ya; with the angles u takin vs me it doesn’t get much poorer it’s the same old game… & Strikta’s invitin us to play Techmo Bowl with only one controller u fucks, its over! Swerve’s partnership has been a pride basher This is like your sex life… u were excited to get muff only to be denied after cry, bastard; nik’s a soldier, I rather post alone cuz bitch, I’m bolder you scraped the bottom of the barrel… & we got a whiff of Strikta’s odor |
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That after this Abuse, you’ll get laughed at…just like your garbage OM piece. Nik got all the J’s in the world.. now try a dunk, playa You can create off the dribble?... yea, & a dirty spic'll be born 9 months later. Bags life’s been sucking recently, I bet your dicks starting to blister, But it’s darkest before the dawn…cause that’s when that nigger’s fucking your sister. I go cray on bitches hardcore when I fuck them in their beds, Bags goes crayon a bitch drawing naked dudes in discussion threads. You fat fucks beating us? No way, it's evident, face it Ain't no weighin da world.. until ya'll nigs jump on a scale together & break it. Mexico wasn’t good to Bags and now Nik’s about to take a hit, And leave him hooked up to a drip that would match the one coming off of Bags’ dick. But let’s be frank…you getting laid aint something ever said, Cause the only time Bags has any options is in a Veritas adventure thread. Even Nik family wouldn’t vote for him, damn its sorry looking, If they decide to picnic, its to avoid his lame excuse for barbecue cooking. We about that arsenal life, Bags the first one to quick fold, I’d offer to extend an olive branch…but doctors might need to shove it up his dickhole. I'd crush Bags skull w/ a Louisville & laugh as the fat drops Might even choke up on da bat.. while his sister practices gaggin on black cocks |
Swerve has seen this before, so he’s frustrated & sad
this is Classic déjà vu… another tourney u enter & get eliminated by bags good opener you don’t have a partner cuz no one likes bein on a bitch's side & if Strikt has your back… it’s only cuz he’s bent off that liquid Tide ok ok. Didn't catch it at first but caught the bent play. Nice we know bout my partna in Mexico; go & clown it, u rookies bags got burned... but Strikta’s baby had to stop, drop & roll just to get outta the pussy lol fire in the hole. Ok. Fire. This Canadian fag recruited in trailer parks, so u’ll need a major spark my pen game so strong… the Jaws song comes on when I smoke u like a vapor shark mmm...didn't feel your back’s straight as Strikta’s habits, so this wont be hard to get a win See, It's easy to Con, swerve... ever since he thought Deon was partnerin with him lol. I like. yea, u’ll say I’m the old guy but yall more washed up than any us Bags asked when was the last time u cried... not every tier u drop with every loss woah. Aint nobody used that wp? If so, fire. I’m ruthless & the truth is you slouches as two stink, its proven & if Deon was Swerve’s back-up plan… scoliosis must’ve designed the blueprint to losin’ miss I wont console ya; with the angles u takin vs me it doesn’t get much poorer it’s the same old game… & Strikta’s invitin us to play Techmo Bowl with only one controller lol. u fucks, its over! Swerve’s partnership has been a pride basher This is like your sex life… u were excited to get muff only to be denied after lol. cry, bastard; nik’s a soldier, I rather post alone cuz bitch, I’m bolder you scraped the bottom of the barrel… & we got a whiff of Strikta’s odor decent Originally Posted by Bags Fuckin got an intestinal ameoba parasite and potentially ghonarea, trich or the clap from sum spic who didnt speak a word of english Do u kno how they test for the clap? They stick a mutherfucking tree brqnch into ur dickhole Fuck everythinb Nika, I’d beat your face in, you should know then chief, That after this Abuse, you’ll get laughed at…just like your garbage OM piece. matched niks opener Nik got all the J’s in the world.. now try a dunk, playa You can create off the dribble?... yea, & a dirty spic'll be born 9 months later. naw Bags life’s been sucking recently, I bet your dicks starting to blister, But it’s darkest before the dawn…cause that’s when that nigger’s fucking your sister. lol ruthless I go cray on bitches hardcore when I fuck them in their beds, Bags goes crayon a bitch drawing naked dudes in discussion threads. Lmao You fat fucks beating us? No way, it's evident, face it Ain't no weighin da world.. until ya'll nigs jump on a scale together & break it. haha Mexico wasn’t good to Bags and now Nik’s about to take a hit, And leave him hooked up to a drip that would match the one coming off of Bags’ dick. decent But let’s be frank…you getting laid aint something ever said, Cause the only time Bags has any options is in a Veritas adventure thread. dope disc bar Even Nik family wouldn’t vote for him, damn its sorry looking, If they decide to picnic, its to avoid his lame excuse for barbecue cooking. dope Wording We about that arsenal life, Bags the first one to quick fold, I’d offer to extend an olive branch…but doctors might need to shove it up his dickhole. c cold I'd crush Bags skull w/ a Louisville & laugh as the fat drops Might even choke up on da bat.. while his sister practices gaggin on black cocks ok ok. Could of used better wording Nice battle. Nik was his usually subtle dope self n swerve matched him with personals. Wish i didnt have to choose a winner but i think i enjoyed swerves verse more. He Hs harsh personals n one less miss. V conswerve |
first off wow at blanco's admiring tier wp, sad day
nik/bags opener was fire, not complex but direct n that's the shit i like, strika baby, conswerve, tier was good due relevancy, and same w/ the muff line, not a bad verse con's verse started off weak, but dribble was creative, darkest hit, crayon was good, verse kinda fell off towards the end, sister lines could have been more creative imo i have bags/nik taking it, good read |
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Vote - Conswervation |
Conswervation
Nik got all the J’s in the world.. now try a dunk, playa You can create off the dribble?... yea, & a dirty spic'll be born 9 months later. I go cray on bitches hardcore when I fuck them in their beds, Bags goes crayon a bitch drawing naked dudes in discussion threads. Mexico wasn’t good to Bags and now Nik’s about to take a hit, And leave him hooked up to a drip that would match the one coming off of Bags’ dick. But let’s be frank…you getting laid aint something ever said, Cause the only time Bags has any options is in a Veritas adventure thread. Even Nik family wouldn’t vote for him, damn its sorry looking, If they decide to picnic, its to avoid his lame excuse for barbecue cooking. We about that arsenal life, Bags the first one to quick fold, I’d offer to extend an olive branch…but doctors might need to shove it up his dickhole. Nik Bags we know bout my partna in Mexico; go & clown it, u rookies bags got burned... but Strikta’s baby had to stop, drop & roll just to get outta the pussy your back’s straight as Strikta’s habits, so this wont be hard to get a win See, It's easy to Con, swerve... ever since he thought Deon was partnerin with him yea, u’ll say I’m the old guy but yall more washed up than any us Bags asked when was the last time u cried... not every tier u drop with every loss I’m ruthless & the truth is you slouches as two stink, its proven & if Deon was Swerve’s back-up plan… scoliosis must’ve designed the blueprint to losin’ u fucks, its over! Swerve’s partnership has been a pride basher This is like your sex life… u were excited to get muff only to be denied after This battle was pretty consistent on both sides, I got one more quote from Conservation for the edge though, this should go back and forth if it gets more votes though cause it's very close, but I think Conswerve edged it slightly |
godammit my whole vote got erased but basically I said I got conswerve here because it was just fiercer even though I did a picnic line already and got a lot of shit for it the first half of the verse was mean and I think strong enough to swing the vote in their favor so props to whoever wrote that half. it was also funnier than nik bags lines, which had some played shit like drinking tide on strik, etc.
anyway, I got conswerve |
4-1 Conswerve
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Nik Bags: Your ability to churn out 50 battle lines this week was pretty impressive, even if a few probably were in your notebook already. A lot of these lines, though, were solid personals. I liked the con Swerve and excited to get Muff lines a lot. But the line about him not having a partner was particularly ineffective since he did have a partner and you didn't. And the tier wordplay was played out a decade ago, but you worded it well. This verse was solid, though it didn't compare to your Summer Classic championship verse for understandable reasons.
Conswervation: This verse was really good. I know Strikta returned to help out, but I couldn't really tell who wrote what which speaks well to your chemistry. The opening eight lines were the highlights, for sure, and it makes sense to open well in a battle. The choose-your-own adventure thread line had a lot of squandered potential because of the soft wording, as did the barbecue line. But the last two lines were better. Ultimately, though, this battle was decided because of the strength of the opening eight, which were better than anything in Nik Bags' verse. Vote: Conswervation |
5-1 Conswervation
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I think swerve edges it although his one syllable rhyming is almost enough for me to dock him points. He was a little more consistent with okay bars whereas Nik had the striktas baby line which was lotb. It just came down to who has more misses and in my opinion it was Nik that just missed a little bit more with the tier wp etc. I have swerve.
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6-1 Conswerve wins.
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