[Vulgar]

"The Dawn of Truth"


One morning when I stepped out onto the porch for a smoke
Coffee in hand, a bowl of porridge and oats
I discovered Puff the Magic Dragon was sitting in my favorite chair
I slowly approached...
I grabbed the broom from the closet and tried to shoo him away
The flames scalded my beard as he blew in my face
I smelled brimstone, dragon vagina and weed... the last one putridly laced
Called him the hugest disgrace, his eyes resembled Jupiter's base
Bloodshot, with vessels red...
He loved pot, because it sent him to a truly beautiful place
Puff barked at me, "Arguing against marijuana is a futile debate!"
Now don't get it twisted...
I'm all about fields of tobacco, Cuban cigars and rosary groves
but weed makes you stupid - turning young kids into disorderly dopes
It makes you useless... Puff begged to differ,
"That's a load of sheep bone!
don't cancer sticks wreak and make your throat conceive holes?!"
"Do you wanna take a hit?" He passed the blunt to me
"Nah, I'm good, I've got a pack of ciggies. Now THAT'S a luxury!"
I said this a tad rambunctiously,
since my lungs are a strung together pair of ashen tumbleweeds
To tell you the truth, I was tempted to take a draft of supple green
and forever be a member of an everlasting Munchies Team..
"Over 400 thousand people die a year from tobacco in America alone
that's more of a red flag than any CIA classified terrorism zone..."
"It's an earthen work of perfect chemistry. Especially that purp serenity
It ushers peace and relaxation, then brings a burst of energy
It's king of herbal remedies...
they've got the nerve to make it illegal - the system terms it 'felony'
Puff the Magic Dragon looked into my soul and saw misconception
Misdirection, and in that moment taught me a sufficient lesson
We smoked for hours that morning...he spoke with such awesome passion
that all I could do was take a draught & started laughing...




Topic: You walk out of your front door one Monday morning to the sight of a mythical creature.