[YDK]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

So what you're saying is you would like me to put my phone down, wipe my ass, flush the toilet, pull up my briefs, put my pajama pants back on, wash my hands, dry my hands, pick my phone back up, exit the bathroom, walk into the living room, sit down on the couch, get up from the couch, go into the kitchen, grab a Pepsi from the refrigerator, go back to the living room, sit down on the couch, and go through the archives to double check your record? Is that what you're saying? Bc I will totally do that if you really want me to.

I also would like it if you could fedex me a script of percocet a carton if cigarettes pay my rent cable and electric bills get my kids Christmas presents after dressing as Santa and finding out what they want, find me a more enjoyable job and shake my dick after I'm done pissing....but if you're only okay with the part you mentioned I'm good with that too