KING OF THE SPRING
Welcome u bitch made fuck boys to NC 2.5 first tournament, this should be a dope one w/ all the talent signed up.
We have some ppl like Karpis & Karaoke whos been doing there thing on the new site,
also some ppl that havent been battling in a while like fat bags & cashius gay. Everoyne needs to vote so this shit can be successful. Lets get right into it u fuck faces.
Round One Match Ups
Destroyer vs. Mercules
This is a pretty even match up, Merc has some good shit sometimes
but he still dropping played stuff, his wording is good but he needs fresher concepts. Des is a ol faggot, every morning before he hits his bowl of dirt weed he dreams of snapping on ppl like michael douglas in Fallen but hes to pussy to, but he pretty good at txt battling when hes not droppin played ass nameplays like he does all the time an rides his own dick thinking there dope wen there trash, this a close battle.
Des wins= 60/40.
Bags vs. Greed
A werid match up here, Greed can be on & off. one verse he'll drop
will be pretty cool then he'll drop one like he let a blind baby just slam the key board on his 2002 emac computer till its hands turn bloody. Bags....man where do i begin, this nigga lives in a one bed room apartment & has a roommate, this nigga changes body shapes so much he could be mr fantastic...fat to skinny, skinny to fat...goddamn make up ur mind stretch armstrong...but this goonba can battle, he is HOF for a reason....its cuz of dickryders, nah but he is pretty dope...but this battle can be close.
Bags wins=60/40
ill nik-A vs. TayTay
Well we got dirt old vs some rb head, ill nika is fuckin ol i mean he was
doing the hammer dance while most of us were tryin to learn to piss in the toilet...this nigga so old he lived in both eras of snap backs being dope..but he is dope, his pen game nice even tho ime 3-0 vs him, fuck u nigga...tay tay will no show.
Nik Wins= via hoe show.
Cashius vs. E Tha Real
This is a match of 2 totally different styles, E is kinda inconsistent but he always has a heater in his verse, just needs to bring more of them, but i seen him drop good, just his played shit hurts him, alot. Cashius came out the closet before NC1 went down an he went MIA cuz he was searching for the one, he found him his name, i believe he said was lamar or w/e, good for u, he also said hes the reciever in the relationship. good for u faggot, this nigga cash looks like rick martell got tombstoned by the undertaker but instead off being slammed he reversed it into a 69 an started blowin the taker, smh faggot...but hes nice at battling...
Cash Wins=70/30
Allen Knight vs. imsoschoolp
This the moment we all been waiting for, the man the myth the legend Allen Knight, w/ his charisma & his ability to drop fresh concepts at any moment he is wat the young battler look up to, he has been a fan favorite for a long time w/ his raw talent. hes up agianst imsoschool, a weak hearted scally wag of an oppenent, school is the worst of the worst. he is from rb were hes not even midtier, he is just bad.
AK wins=100/0
Strikta vs. Tic Tac
This match up could be dope, we have Strik the trailer park champion & tic the long nose pelican, both are scum. but thats what makes this match so much more intresting, strik is fighting for a cup of ramen & in a direct quote he said "iMa ChEiF Da sHiT oUtTa DaT NigGeR' this doesnt look well for young gonzo aka ticwackular..tac is fighting out of the dinasuor tribe he said hes gonna swallow strik like a stork, both are talented in txt, both are doin this for a meal, this will be one for the books.
cant decide winner=50/50 anyone can get it.