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Old 05-11-2018, 10:44 PM   #7
El Muffin
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Dude is u bluffin? oldd head braggin 'bout comfort is truly becoming
Be honest, the best 'Full-bed Pickup' u felt snug in safely fit 21 of ya Cousins
(haha jookes)
I'm TOO focused; Murder him & i'll leave body of dude floatin..
Christians wuld call it Cynic while detectives tryna figure out my True Motive
(a little loose..this was nice tho)
Fatass DO that asian angle to death. Maaan it's fake as ya rep
U've got so many new chins Chinas One Child Law applies to the Space on ya Neck
(iffy on this one. a bit funny but also corny..leaning towards the latter)
Made a power move to run LO but it was reallly a front..
Decrepit ol fuck. U damn well know Cred hadda Double-in for that Publicity Stunt
(smooth)
Ur Gunbars kinda odd. Spic aint neva let offf that fire, gawd
Only time u have Backup & the 'Pumpout for the Block' is if a Sewer Line is Clogged
(fireee)
I mean alll ya bullshit arms u talk cant stand to this savage steeze
I'm Thanos vs a Strange Clone. a Power of a Real Gem'll bring u Back To Reality
(not my thing..i havent watch the movies)
Retire bro; u been struggling w/ wording & my guy it shows
Hang it uppp. 2 decades in && style's now an awkward fit like ur High School Clothes
(haha nice)
FACT: This Cuban's Connection to Yay's a topic of heavy debate
Last time Nika came across 'Great White' was describin a perilous Trek to the States
(i fw this haha)
U date faggots who talk like faggots, the chemistry there is relevant..
He gets 'Periodic Tables for #2' w/ men who sound like they Inhaled that Element
(helium? this is ok)
But if u living the dream then eat, rock shows, yaknow? Keeep it Street
Ur music culd make 'Waves On Stages' by puttin crowds between light & Deep REM Sleep
(ok)

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2 misses
2 oks
. good showing here for sure..

coulda helped with most ur DQs & by now mediocrity woulda had u on top of their polls
how u stop? cold turkey? rehab? or just woke up 1 day & was like yup got that editing problem under control!
(lol pretty humorous open..it was just ok tho..i like how it was delivered though..borderline quote. leaning towards no)
u champ? c’mon bro! hold ya horses, this won’t be ya first major get-lucky tourney
ur style needs addressin... cuz it’s so corny it’s like u got ya concepts at the Kentucky Derby
(nahh..im not fw this)
ya verses are dull, boy... u another one of those depressed fucked-up in the head dudes
from infiltrating, infiltration to now infiltrate... yo we get it, u finally sneaked into a community that accepts u
(lol.. nice)
u test who? killed u plenty datin back to the days of graffiti cuz I’ve sprayed longest
but realized guns in text must shoot paintballs... cuz I just finished a RIP mural with ur face on it
(ha, clean)
I stay honest, u proved regular season ain’t shit & made it hangin by a string
damn, u did ya thing BUT this is ya last second-shot... cuz I’m Lebron bankin on a win
(.. ok)
see, I go from good to beast-mode in the playoffs as u secretly hope for some help
I’d tell u to pull the switch… but that requires signing off & logging-in as Satima to vote for yaself
(ahh shit lmao)
all u hear’s a whistle after putting the muzzle, I grab the 9 & pull the trigger
u wont know what hit ya, ur girl thinks it’s a catcall… u think she’s surprising u for dinner
(nice)
I’ma killer, quick to make u history while ya last girl thinks u’re so lame
but fuck ya ex… I’m from that generation where the chrome’ll crush ya heart without old flames
(hmm see what u did..but idk wasnt feeling as much as i thought i should)
I got barc hating 1st rd loss, blue hating 2nd rd loss, plus Aero & muff whose won nothing
& now I’m supposed to lose to the guy who couldn’t defend his first championship win like he’s done something
(oh shit. listen nigga...i never said shit to you or about you negatively gtfo my face..you want a go? pic battle? reg? 20 due in 2 hours fucknigga im not w/ this bullshit talking shit while u writing for OTHER niggas. especially on some sideways nonesense. anyays...this bar was good though)
Stop fronting. I’m the defending-champ teaching this little Asian dude honor
I feel like a true father cuz I’m going back to back like u tryin to see whose taller
(clean bar. more snf but shit i guess its an apt closer when u look at it)

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2 misses

really fucking close..unlike what aero predicted..i have it coming down to what i thought were the lotbs..and i want to jot inf down for that backup pump line..but yoo some of ill nikas personals were pretty stiff..and there were a few of em that were hard as opposed to cleverly written like infs..now sometimes i may prfer the creativity aspect but in this battle? im leaning towards the more visceral..and i got nika winning by a hair.

v/nika
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