Wolverine’s Verse:
You look like a fucking scuba-diver…
With stupid, silly mutant-abilities however you analyse it,
Laser-beams from the eye-balls? more like acute conjunctivits.
Plus Marvel-Girl taught me biology, said you were whack at romance,
Bub, I know every part of Greys anatomy: like the back of my hand.
So fuck your ruby-quartz, this dudes a dork worthy of uber-classes,
Wolvie'll shatter his optimistim along with those rose coloured glasses.
Leaving your lenses smashed bub, best start your plans for revenge,
Logan leaves all bitches ragged, and I wore-out and tore Jeans like fashion trends.
So scientifically you absorb sunlight and transform it into your eye-sight?
Then it seems to me your powers would be COMPLETELY USELESS at night!
That’s when fighting matters, your long in the tooth and still not nice with tactics,
Cyclops, you simply don’t compare to Wolvie...incisor status.
So these Trident claws in your spinal cord, leave you with the optic-beams
Fight from a chair, at least Professor X wont be the only retard on the team.
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