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Originally Posted by For Battling

Wolverine’s Verse:


You look like a fucking scuba-diver…
With stupid, silly mutant-abilities however you analyse it,
Laser-beams from the eye-balls? more like acute conjunctivits.

Okay, could have been harder though

Plus Marvel-Girl taught me biology, said you were whack at romance,
Bub, I know every part of Greys anatomy: like the back of my hand.

Loved it, even down to the use of “bub” tbh

So fuck your ruby-quartz, this dudes a dork worthy of uber-classes,
Wolvie'll shatter his optimistim along with those rose coloured glasses.

Nice

Leaving your lenses smashed bub, best start your plans for revenge,
Logan leaves all bitches ragged, and I wore-out and tore Jeans like fashion trends.

Okay, coulda been better though

So scientifically you absorb sunlight and transform it into your eye-sight?
Then it seems to me your powers would be COMPLETELY USELESS at night!

straight

That’s when fighting matters, your long in the tooth and still not nice with tactics,
Cyclops, you simply don’t compare to Wolvie...incisor status.

I fuck with it yo

So these Trident claws in your spinal cord, leave you with the optic-beams
Fight from a chair, at least Professor X wont be the only retard on the team.

Decent, could have been better, seemed like you were struggling a little for concepts