[uh-oh]

where do you go up, answer?

(comic jargon)

how many mics you hittin (barfs)

but word id like to do it in theory, but in reality, hell nah. i'd just rather be a podcast guest lmao. im not good in bar environments and my isolation the past 5ish years have made me a socially anxious weirdo in general.

im a huge fan of comedy though. so godspeed and just know pretty much everything has been done before so just be yourself. and remember to actually have punchlines.

id recommend watching kill tony too. its like i dunno probably 500 episodes deep now. its basically just an open mic but with a comedian panel, except the comics only get 1 minute, and then get roasted/interviewed by the panel. they've had some talent go through it though.