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Old 10-30-2020, 02:43 AM   #4
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The British are coming!...

Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef
Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth
Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave
When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay
All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame
Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang
4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more
Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords
That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus
His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ
It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun
Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum
History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man
I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match
I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit
She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick


"She's leaving home
after living alone, for so many years..." - The Beatles
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