[Universe]

Where do I begin?

Dude went from a top ten rapper to a laughing stock it's tragic
Looking like Zach Galifianakis yet even more fat and unattractive
You had Ouch/Sinacog practice, it's overkill in typical fashion
That record is padded as a vinyl in an Amazon delivery package
It don't mesh like school basketball rims - You should be above the petty shows
Now son steppin' stoned like what Ouch does in every post
You're known to cry for penalties bro, I'll leave that oversized head leaking slow
Sorry but you're acting so unruly I thought that anything goes...
Throw him for a loop like a lasso; How's softy a bonafide threat?
If I poked in guys chest I wouldn't feel a bone if I pressed
Let's cover ya shitty ass-pecks like sweaters mommy knitted in bed
Until you're at a loss for words like the next time you revisit this thread
Count your blessings and slow your roll, you high functioning sped
Don't need counseling success to accept this guy-dense in the end
Heard his type's a lesbian - Your cock gives them a dry crotch
This guy's pedestrian, yeah... everything he's got on the side walks
Been a stranger to relationships with more than one deserved loss
But you'll be reef-origin a bond like coral larvae on submerged rocks
I see you licking your chops; every post this fairy turns more homo
If I wanted hear that redder-Ric I'd watch Flair during a promo
You need people like me; You think ya boy's a cinch 'til I rap beside you
I need people like you too, but from the Muay Thai clinch back in high school
Still want to run the table, go on streaks and get a bunch of views often
But you going on a terrace unlikely as me not pushing you off one
On paper there's no past to draw from, no wonder you have that adopted flavor
Everything you claimed you went through waivers like an unwanted player
Success must've felt sew fabricated... You Buffalo Bill'd your own shit
I Bloody Well know this misfit ain't comfortable in his own skin
If you the bomb, I'm the shelter - Don't even peer in the lid
When what's inside you comes to light no one in here will be feeling you kid
Look at that hairdo and chin... dad wants those queer moves undid
I asked who's the biggest asshole here... And that's where you come in
Hate to bug you but shit, heard Answer marching one by one at your crib
Those pre-writtens or Olympic torches? You run them by everybody when lit
That's what Discord's for bitch, but I'll never log on to this
Alias suspicious, facial recognition - I'm on to you, kid
I'm the Culture he riffs; Those sub tracks add up, his math doesn't one bit
Pension to coast, prison furlough - You get back what you put in
He/Him/His... shut up. I knew getting a normal answer was hopeless
So floored what you stand for I cut out early like sports fans during Covid
Saying you'll outwrite Eminem's bogus... dude I rhyme better
That joke was so forlorn I thought you were a Saturday Night Live member
Know why this robot acts like no one is as clever?
He writes solar powered... puts it off for so long he could go on forever
Want to bully people with violent words first get a bicep nerd
If you depended on muscle memory you'd be the most forgetful guy ever
Been signed on since September; There ain't much odder than a voyeur
Kid's so bloated he's retaining water like it's his lawyer
Just thank God you ain't part of the topical mainstream
If you think there's a poinsettia thread... bud you'll be pushing up daisies
When I say "check out my new digs" I mean clothes with the tags on
When he says 'check out my new digs' we think holes in a graveyard
Dirt poor retard... Soon as he sees ads for 'spinners for gay memes'...
This clown be running over more resumes than Mr. Mercedes
This strange geek's got an ego we never would believe...
If netcees was a league he'd hold it in higher standing than he ever could achieve
Don't have to feed; I could put all the votes for you on playback, repeat
On an 80 inch screen, and you'll still 'get less' than an Ajax critique
When it comes to topicals & creativity, I'll leave your text career ethered
In your right mind you shouldn't want to face me... left hemisphere either
In this field I'm a different breed, it's apparent whatever I share in this...
Supersedes yours like the baby the Kent family inherited
Don't be disparaged, kid... I know pride keeps your career strong
But all jokes aside... you know, the side you can hear on
Think your home free like squatters rights, I see stress growing deep inside
Now he's at my disposal... eating all the leftovers he can find
And I got the nuts in game; This fuck can't believe his luck has swayed
Don't worry one day it will all blow over... your girl's tongue and face
Don't mean to pry mate, but your style's fake - We saw that the entire way
Call this fighter plain & he's stuck in an uproar - King Kong on the Empire State
Let's chase Open Mic's Hall of Fame, step out your comfort zone and test your range
Oh wait, I already have ten in place better than anything you could ever make
Probably induct yourself like a crawl space... Truth is you're lazy as fuck
Modelled yourself after the HOF'ers, guess I was meant to be facin' a bust
Chump's only out for blood when his erection's up
Girlfriend's sure bummed, said you a half-incher like Alien 3 director's cut
That should lead to suspension; Now watch him perform his last strut
Cuz I don't think he could make that headway... more than his fat gut
Saying you autistic tacky as fuck... I'm not doubting you loser
I'm just saying I'll make mints meet out of you, junior
Usually I'd be more specific, but kid's such a general munchkin...
I don't need to spell it out to see "he's" always on the end of my punches...
Lead discussion board rants then suddenly throw up your hands
Always going in, but that tipping point ain't nothing to adore man
And it's common knowledge your wife's a slut bro face it
I could go straight to the bar incisor up like braces
At my place scream into her privates like her clit just enlisted
Sound ridiculous? No shit... it's almost like she never existed...
Fuck this whiz kid like an R. Kelly victim; You're underprepared
So like a homebody who had an affair, get the fuck outta here
Seems you undermine-or-repair - I'll Sandy Hook this guy's net career
Goes to show, there's no surviving Holmes... Dark Knight Rises premiere.